[comprehensive] number one player

black market planet

The Guardians of the Galaxy and others relocated their daily necessities from Kerrigan's Puffy Baby and transferred to Thunderbolt's Enterprise to embark on a journey to Earth. The reason they had to relocate was that the Puffy Puff was dirty Unbearable, Gandalf ordered to clean up.

As soon as he stepped on the Enterprise, the rocket rushed into the vast pipeline of the engine room, as obsessed as a fool with lightning.

Thunderbolt: QAQ!do not talk

Don't forget, everyone, Leiden's limbs are all "prosthetics"~

On the bridge of the USS Enterprise, Reaper replaced Raiden with a brand new left leg and right hand. The old ones are not useless, but the girls in the player team have no resistance to the fluffy rocket. Cute.If you talk too much, you will be in tears, and Lei Dian, who lacks arms and legs, begins to whine until he is shunned by the god of death.

Reaper: "Hey, who doesn't know that your hands and feet are also equipment, and you will replace them yourself when the durability is gone!" Saying this, Reaper roughly removed Lei Dian's right leg, which was not stolen, and put it aside for preparation It will be sent to the rocket later, lest the little raccoon dismantle the engine room.

Leiden took out a brand new right leg from his backpack crying. It is customary to maintain the durability of the limbs. To change one is to change all QUQs, but what he needs is Shunmao, Death God, you big pig's hoof!

Grim Reaper: I'm obviously just a big pig's hoof of 76!snort!

Captain Thunder is maintaining his limbs, and the command of the Enterprise falls on the first officer, Gandalf. Although...the Enterprise has a fully intelligent voice-activated AI, as long as he dictates the destination, he can automatically navigate the OTZ.

It is far away from the earth, and the Enterprise is scary in size. The most annoying thing is that Kerrigan sent two flying dragons to lie on the plate to make a nest. Shouting "Ahhh! Queen of Blades!", those who should turn around and run away, those who should welcome in the lane, and the interstellar bandits who actively lead the way and are so enthusiastic that players doubt their lives.

Players: What happened to Kerrigan?And isn't the flying dragon riding on his own face a flag?

Kerrigan: Actually, I don't know what I went through. Suddenly, I became a celebrity in the galaxy. Blame me? ?Of course my own flying dragon is not a flag! o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Going in the opposite direction in the area where the interstellar civilization is temporarily lively, as soon as they reach a more desolate area, the players in the Enterprise quickly entered the warp speed under the urging of the Guardians of the Galaxy.After finally getting rid of those fanatical fans, who knows when they will catch up.

(Huh?! Wait, what about the Soul Gem and Tyrael?!)

Speaking of these two troubles, Avatar, who tried to pick up Kerry's girls in the black market bar, covered his dark circles and was very eager to complain.

That day, Avatar fell in love with the blue Kerry sister in the bar at first sight, and she was rejected after plucking up the courage to make a date.So Avatar, who had failed his first love again, borrowed alcohol to relieve his worries again, returned to the spaceship drunk, and kicked the Soul Gem as a ball in a daze, hitting Tyrell who was imprisoned in the cage, and then Tyrael, who has been in a state of schizophrenia, has completely become a compassionate archangel. After muttering a long passage similar to the Bible, he and the soul gem turned into a light cocoon, leaving the sleeping Avatar.

No need to guess, Avatar wine has not yet woken up, but the players gave him a fat beating, and woke up with a cruel hammer.

Mephisto, who was in the next cage with Tyrell, was crying and passed out, so couldn't he kick the Soul Gem more accurately and hit him on the head?beep beep

The light cocoon formed by the soul gem is harder than the players imagined. It cannot be broken or separated. They dare not hand over Tyrael in the cocoon together with the gem to others for healing. The player has to choose the mages on earth. The final solution that was warned - use the time gem to go back in time to restore Tyrael the sand sculpture to normal.

Players end Star Trek in frustration (crossed out).

The players had to return to Earth (√) because they couldn't find a way to heal Tyrael.

I beg you to pay attention to the mentally ill!

…………

Somewhere on the border of the Nine Realms, the Queen of God finally caught Sol who was running around, and was hugged by Sol, who was missing a muscle, crying "Mama QAQ!!! You are still alive ! I didn’t protect Loki well!!”

Safi and Heihe, who were following behind, looked at the God Queen's face without sadness at all, and felt that the truth was not what Sol complained about, and Loki might be alive and kicking somewhere!

Just set foot on the dwarf planet with the Rubik's Cube in hand, he was blocked by the dark sect, and the alive and kicking Loki who was hunted down: MMP! ! !I call you purple sweet potato essence! !

In the front there was a black dwarf blocking the way, in the back there was General Deathblade, a superstar couple teaming up to hunt down, and in the distance there was Ebony Throat shooting cold arrows.Although Thanos didn't appear on the stage, Black Day and Five will join the battle. Even if Loki didn't let go of the water like in the movie, he showed the powerful wizard and swordsmanship abilities in the comics, and he was still beaten into a godless form.

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Loki, who barely saved his life relying on the physical fitness of the frost giant, just wanted to scold Thor.

Wait, what's this about Saul?

Loki: If it wasn't for him, how could I get out of the Asgard prison? If I didn't get out of the prison, how could I meet Surte? If I didn't meet Surte, I wouldn't choose to feign death to escape, no If I get away with feigning death, I won’t be tricked by Kyle Hill, a dog and a woman, but if I haven’t been tricked by an elf dog and a man and a woman, how can I be teleported back to the earth? I met Hela, the cheating brother, and I didn’t meet Hella, the cheating brother. Sister, I would not stay up late to do the reverse calculation of the gate of hell. If I did not do the reverse calculation of the gate of hell, I would not enter the dimension of hell with my brother and sister. If I did not enter the dimension of hell, I would not encounter the Er Kezi's bikini died, and I would not have known that I would die for Sol in the future if I hadn't met the death of that jerk. I didn't run away and followed Hela back to Asgard, just to gain favor with the stupid Sol in front of Hela. If it wasn't for gaining favor, I wouldn't be a sand sculpture who came to the dwarves alone with the Cosmic Rubik's Cube , if it wasn't for finding the dwarves, I wouldn't have been hunted down by the dark sect, so in the final analysis it was all Sol's fault!

have a look!have a look!In a desperate situation, the evil god Loki, who couldn't escape by all means, was forced into what kind of situation!Such a long string of words does not hurt the throat, and the author's hands are sore!

Loki: Shut up!

Rocky, who was blocked at a certain intersection, clutched his injured left leg, half-kneeling on the ground, looking at Death Blade approaching with a knife and the other three people surrounding him, his god-level acting skills once again possessed him, "Please... I I am willing to offer the Rubik's Cube to the master of the Dark Order," Loki dragged his injured leg and forced himself to kneel down on one knee and completely give up resistance, and handed out the Rubik's Cube to the leader Deathblade, while the other one was hidden in his body. The next hand sneakily took out a piece of A4 paper.

It’s not unusual for this piece of paper to come from the earth, but it’s full of drawings of the Hell’s Gate spell that Loki stayed up late in Sokovia for several weeks. Originally, Loki just abbreviated the spell on the paper and bought it as a collection. save.Because the hell dimension has long since died, it has no value, and even the gods will be eroded by the power of death if they stay for a long time, but at this moment of desperation, it played a role for the almost desperate Loki.

"In the name of Loki Lawfison, I am willing to swear allegiance..." A god's oath is valid, and Loki's words caused Black Yao to slightly lower the blade in his hand. Before Loki was about to spit out At a certain moment, the A4 paper was silently burned by the black flames, and Loki and Obsidian disappeared everyone on the dwarf planet.

The moment the teleportation was activated, Loki, who was seriously injured and finally almost unconscious, prayed from the bottom of his heart: Asgard bless me to teleport to death with great luck!With my good looks, I will definitely be able to survive the death of my face again!Labor and management don't want to die with a group of ugly monsters!

At this moment in the center of Asgard, Crossbones, who is acting as the acting god king and holds the Gungnir golden gun, is sitting on the throne of the god king and dealing with affairs. .

Lucky (crossed out) unlucky (√) crossbones: I don't have this function!Please let it go!I’m just a pitiful, weak, helpless little villain who can’t do anything

The author has something to say: Crossbones: I don't want QAQ!I refuse QAQ!Author, I beg you, please don’t like me, let me die in Sokovia!

Chaos: Not good, you will live a good life and stride forward at the peak of life and death!

Crossbones: QAQ! ! ! ! ! !

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Loki claimed that the reason for Lao Feisen was that he was abused by Odin, and he didn't want to follow the surname at all.

Thanks to the scallion cake little angel who voted for me~~(￣▽￣～)~