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Golden Palace

If Hella wants to settle the score with Odin, the scumbag, in order to preserve the supernatural power of the scumbag in front of him, Loki, who was regarded as a portable item by Hella, was automatically assigned the task of attracting monsters, using illusions and various small spells , to draw away the guards of Asgard Palace, and let Hela pass quickly.

On the throne of the Golden Palace, the aging Odin sat upright in golden armor and held a golden gun in his hand, looking deeply at the figure of Hela, the monitor of the Golden Palace, who was steadily moving forward, and beside the monitor. ancient prophecy.

The former god king Boer once said that Ragnarok will come when he is old, which is why Odin is anxious for Thor to succeed to the throne in recent years.

The foundation construction agreement between the gods of Asgard and the elders of the dwarves at dusk - the countdown to the shelf life of the Asgard foundation is 1252 days, 19 hours, 6 minutes and 30 seconds (decreasing gradually)

warn!warn!Please pay for repairs as soon as possible, otherwise the dwarves will not be responsible for the collapse of the foundation.

Maintenance amount xxxxxxxxxxxxx.xx Galaxy coins

It is less than 4 years at full capacity, and if unnecessary defense systems are shut down, we can persist for a few more years.

Sigh... Thinking of Odin, who should have passed the throne to Sol a few years ago, he sighed, and thinking of Asgard, who has been living on his laurels since he was too old to fight, even stealing the contents of the secret vault. After selling a lot of financial deficits that could not be solved, Odin felt that Sol could not bear such a heavy responsibility of the God King.

And Odin himself...doesn't want to carry it, I'm about to retire, hey!

Thinking of this, Odin stared straight at his eldest daughter Hela. Why did I seal Hela 2000 years ago?Odin recalled that at that time, he told Fu Lijia that Hela was a girl who couldn't accept the high debt and ran away from home, but the actual situation was just... Hela suffered too much damage in the battle, and the war against Israel For Asgard who raised war, it was completely losing money, and then let Hela retreat behind the scenes to be a quiet princess to marry, Hela was blown up, and he had to let Hela go to Heim Underworld calm down.

The old and unconscionable Odin felt guilty for his violent temper and innocent Hela in his heart, but now it is not a few years before Ragnarok, Sol has not returned since the Dark Elf incident, Odin himself He was planning to trick Loki into replacing him with illusion, so that he could go to a remote place for retirement or something. Now that Hela is back... how about it?Hey hey ︿(￣︶￣)︿

When Hela kicked open the gate of the main hall, Odin left behind an empty throne, golden gun and a message, and disappeared without a trace.

"Dear Hela, my dearest relative and my favorite daughter, I am very sorry for balabala (omit the [-]-word expressive apology letter)..."

"You are my eldest daughter, the first successor of Asgard. According to tradition, you should have defeated me before you could become the God King. Now I am willing to announce balabal to the outside world... (omitted various compliments Hela)"

"Now the responsibility of the king of Asgard rests on your shoulders, go, go and sit on the throne!"

Hella couldn't wait for Loki, who was out to lure the enemy, to sit on the throne.

Hela: ...

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Odin, you old dick, come back to me (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Is there anyone who cheats on your daughter like you? ? ! ! !

"Hah!" Odin, who bought himself a ten-year membership in the Atrium Nursing Home, rubbed his nose guiltyly. He would not say that even if the foundation has no money to repair, the rubble after the natural collapse still needs money to clean up. I don't know where the Valkyries who were sent out as mercenaries went to make money, and why they haven't returned with emergency funds.

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Using illusion to lure away the guards who only had muscles but no brains, Loki walked towards the main hall with ease.

I don't know if Hela won the battle, why is there no movement at all?Could it be that Odin is too old to move?Thinking of Odin's eccentric face, Loki was filled with disgust, and Thor, the heir to the throne who "sit and enjoy" was also disgusted.

Fundamentally speaking, Loki doesn't want to be king so much, assuming that this king is made by Sol... Loki just doesn't want to, don't ask why.But... the throne belongs to Hela?Sol will definitely not be able to beat Hela. Doesn't it mean that he and Sol can continue to love and kill each other on an equal footing?

Loki, who was so beautiful in his heart, kicked open the gate of the main hall happily. As expected, he saw Hela sitting on the throne holding a golden gun. Loki, who was affected by Hela's aura at this moment, didn't pay attention. There were no small details such as traces of battle in the main hall. I looked around and found Odin's body, so I had to suppress my curiosity and moved under the throne, in front of Hela.

"A..." Is Odin dead or what?

Loki was about to speak, but he only uttered one syllable when he was startled by Hela who raised his head suddenly.

How long has it been? Why is it that Hela looks pale and has heavy circles under her eyes, as if she hasn't slept in 300 years?

"Loki..., will you make money?"

Rocky: Huh? ? ? ? ?

If the question is about magic, fighting, or governing ability, Loki and Hela, who were educated by the royal family, can tell one, two, three, and they can make money... The major is not right!Isn't Asgard rich? ……Forehead,? ? ?

Realizing what happened, Loki stared at Hela almost unable to close his mouth.

"I just went to the treasure house." Hela picked up two blue squares in her hand and handed one of them to Loki. "Except for these two, the others are fake."

Loki holding the Ice Box:! ! (ΩДΩ)? ! !

"I was still under Odin's bed, and I found IOUs and bills, but it doesn't matter." Hela pointed to the warning bar on the Asgard operating system without tears, and the displayed amount directly made Loki Also dumbfounded.

Loki didn't believe in evil and went to the treasure house himself, and when he came back, he said in a daze: "Actually, there is still eternal fire..."

Hela ==: "But that lame Surte looks poorer than us."

The Fire Giant King Surte of the Kingdom of Fire suddenly sneezed.

"How did Odin get those treasures when he was young, let's grab them again?" Loki looked at Hela who was so powerful.

Hela returned an impossible look tiredly, "It's not easy for me to fight alone. There were Valkyries and Berserkers in Asgard back then, now? Huh?"

Thinking of the ordinary Asgard guard Loki who was like a sand sculpture, he was also silent.

The siblings looked at each other speechlessly, but in fact they cursed Odin in sync for 10 minutes, what else could they do?You can't have such a large piece of foundation in Asgard, just don't want it if you don't want it?What to do when Mama comes back with Sol and finds no one at home?There is a fear that your mother wants to hit you with PP, even if you are thousands of years old, you have to stick up and let her play QUQ.

"I decided to sell it!" Hella raised up the Rubik's Cube in her hand with determination. Although the Rubik's Cube is equal to energy, selling energy can make money, but let's not talk about the slowness of money. After declaring war, today's Asgard's combat power after cutting military expenditures is only four warriors, a few kittens and a few gods of the royal family.

Anyway, declaring war is unbearable, so it’s better to sell the whole thing, it’s useless to keep it as a pretense, Hela, who is pragmatic, decisively began to think about the rich sellers in the universe.

Loki glanced at the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, then took out another gemstone from his small magical space, and pondered for a while, "Since the foundation is about to collapse, will the energy of the Rainbow Bridge not be enough?"

Hella:! ! !

The Nine Realms and Asgard are located in a remote place, and they all rely on the Rainbow Bridge to go out. If the Rainbow Bridge is out of power, then they really need to go out by their legs. QUQ

"Do you want to sell this one first?" Loki reluctantly took out the Soul Gem he had found so hard. At this stage, the energy of the Space Gem is more important than the Soul Gem.

Hela weighed the function comparison of the two gemstones, and also felt that it was more important to keep the Rubik's Cube. As for the soul?Uh... I can only sell it, and the soul can't enlighten the Asgard warriors collectively in a short time (′△｀)

"The soul gem is so golden, I guess the Supreme Star might want it, I'll go and ask." By the way, Hela took over Loki's scepter by virtue of her fame to squeeze out more money, and gave Luoki the Cosmic Rubik's Cube in her hand. Ji, "Go to the dwarves and see if you can build a secondary energy source only for the Rainbow Bridge. I believe in your silver tongue, and you don't need to pay processing fees."

Rocky: ...

Hela, who was in charge of the family, quickly made a plan, and with a scepter in one hand and a golden gun in one hand, he returned to the Rainbow Bridge hall the same way.

Crossbones, who was beaten by Sif, cried bitterly when he saw Hela going back and forth. Everyone in Asgard cried bitterly looking at the golden gun in Hela's hand. The gun was in Hela's hand. The god king...

Hela looked around, and although the new undead general's combat effectiveness was not good, he dragged the Asgardian army here without causing major casualties. For Hela who is short of manpower at this stage, this task The execution is very good.

Throwing the golden gun representing the authority of the God King to Crossbones, Hai said, "You, continue to lead them, and act as the God King before I come back." Pointing to Hogan, the only one among the four warriors who was not injured, he ordered: "Where's Heimdall? Call back to watch the door!"

Walking up to the people again... The acting God King Crossbone at the pinnacle of death and life stretched out his hand weakly, but he couldn't save the God King Hela who disappeared into the Rainbow Bridge: Wait, wait, author, do you still remember that I am a villain? QAQ I can’t bear this acting god king

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The author has something to say: Dusk is a personal name.Funny.jpg

The mind gem and the scepter have always been with Kishen, and they have not been forgotten on the earth like in the movie~

Vision here was born because Doraemon joined the production, not because of gems.

In fact, Odin loves Hela and Loki, otherwise the Ice Box would have been sold, and Thor would not be his chosen heir (funny)

The reason why the dark elves attacked the Golden Palace so easily is because the domain of God is too poor to open automatic defense. Everyone knows that everything in Odin's secret vault is fake (funny).So Jishen worked hard to make operas in "Thor 3", all for making money from the tour! (fog)