[comprehensive] number one player

Some people always say that the first person to eat crabs is very admirable and unforgettable.However, this sentence does not hold true for a group of hard-working people who pay off debts in women's clothing.

In this regard, Director Coulson, who was the first to dance hotly in a flight attendant uniform, sent a congratulatory message to Tony.

Tony: Hey you ghost! ! (mouth)!

#Shock!The richest man went bankrupt and fell to this point#

#Without money he has nothing, Tony Stark went online! #

#(The author is shocked and lacks physical skill and can’t write any more)#

In short, when most of the electronic devices are still unusable, and the channels for obtaining news and entertainment information are basically limited to newspapers, player drones and word of mouth, Tony Stark once again topped the headlines!

"Hey! You know what? That Tony Stark is broke!"

"Yes, yes, I heard he now has to act in "Romeo and Juliet" to pay off his debts."

"Rescue?"

"That's right, the incompetent government mortgaged the earth, and now there is no planet to pay back the debt, and even Tony Stark is required to pay back, isn't it all bankrupt!"

The imagination and associative ability of the masses are both strong. When Tony was still rich, people didn’t have a good impression of this playboy with a poisonous tongue, except for wanting to climb up on his model (little spider: and me!) , Iron Man is very handsome, but there is always a sense of distance, and the wealth gap in capitalist society will only increase the distance between groups.

Today, Tony Stark went bankrupt and went into the sea (fog), the balance of money and the charity of repaying the debt for the ball made Tony's fan rate among the public rise rapidly, directly catching up with Captain America.

In this regard, Captain America sent a congratulatory message, and wished that the people would forget him (the women's clothing).

As the voice of discussing and supporting the sequel of "Romeo and Juliet" is getting louder among the people (fog), the government of the earth, um...especially the government of the United States, which refuses to repay the debt, is worried, because these old and cunning regular customers , The administrator of the largest debtor country on earth does not want to pay the bill!In particular, the creditor countries on the other side of the Pacific sent a briefing, asking the US emperor, who owed the most, to pay back their share!

The real guests of the US emperor: Mouth!The electronic storm has obliterated all debt information!What debt?We owe nothing! !

While this shameless face was being circulated among the officials of other countries, the officials of the US emperor did not take the time to trick the minds of the capitalists.

What are you talking about?Isn't the US imperialism founded by capital?

NO!NO!NO! Capitalists also have different camps. For example, when a company dominated the arms industry before, they didn’t play with them. Later, through stock recovery, they basically owned private equity, switched to energy, and now they don’t play with them. Tony Stark of the gram group.With the most advanced AI, he actually kept all the data before the storm, and even kept the records of how much annual leave the employees had left.While most of the capitalists suffered more or less losses, the Stark Group was unscathed!

Jarvis and Pepper have deep merits and fame: (-_,-)

Doraemon: And me and me!I won't let the teacher go bankrupt!

Originally, the real customers have already released the newly drafted "Sokovia Agreement", which is used to divert the debt disaster to the Avengers, X-Men, and those weird mages, and issued a subpoena to them , As a result, the person who received the summons not only did not come, but also used those sensational transvestite videos to attract the attention and support of all the people.

Tony, in the grief of his own bankruptcy, hadn't seen the summons at all.

The captain, who was forced to wear women's clothing to reveal her daughter Noko and her long legs, was not in the mood to read the summons.

Professor X, who was staring at his friends for fear of raising the cub, ignored the summons.

Summons: I can't find where Karma Taj is

In conclusion, the sinister plans of the honest customers failed, but several Hydras lurking to the top were discovered by the black widow who voluntarily worked overtime.

……

Avengers Tower

Tony listened to Jarvis broadcast the recent news for himself with a deadpan face (no life to love), especially the comments from the public after his Juliet was broadcast by the damn players.

Tony Super Save Face Stark: Even if you want to die, you must know the cause of your death!

However..., what Tony didn't expect was that not only did he not lose his followers, but he actually increased his followers.Listening to the outer space thinking that the people have diverged to "Even if Tony Stark changes his gender to pay off his debts, I will marry Toni", this is the reason for Tony's unlovable expression!

Tony: This ball might as well be given to the player, anyway, I can't afford it...

Before he had time to worry about how to restore his image, Tony was reminded by news one after another, which hit him with doubts about his life.

Lei Dian: "We have important matters to leave the earth, 76 and a few (minors) will stay... to continue to collect debts."

Jarvis: "SIR, I'm going to give birth"

Captain: "I... know who killed Howard, can we talk?"

The debt collection will continue and the news of filming "Romeo and Juliet 2" did not hurt Tony's strong heart, but the news of Jarvis's pregnancy directly shocked Tony, who couldn't think of a brain shutdown, and even had no time to think who the murderer of Huo Dae was. attention.

Tony: My super annoying father died a long time ago. The murderer is not in a hurry to find him in a while. I'd better go and see the child first! ! ! (Burst Dad.JPG)

Rushing to the laboratory where the regeneration cradle was placed, Dr. Zhao, Little Pepper, Happy and even the black widow who came back from get off work all had motherly and loving expressions on their faces. Looking at the body originally made for Jarvis in the cradle, they encouraged :

"Come on! One head has come out! Work harder! The child is coming out soon!"

Apart from the fact that the doraemon sitting quietly and recording by the side is normal, Tony doubts who is the father of the child.

Tony: Wait!I never did anything to Jarvis! ! !

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Sokovia Ruins

The players are packing up their things and preparing to go to StarCraft. The symptoms of Tyrell's madness are becoming more and more obvious. The most direct way to cure him is to make him unconscious... Uh, it's not enough to pat the back of the neck to make an angel unconscious If it is done, then the only way left is to empty hell and cut off the connection with hell.

Empty hell is a fantasy no matter how you think about it, but cutting off the connection with hell is not without such a strong person in the vast interstellar space.Under the suggestion of Queen Frigga, the players who stayed on the earth started the interstellar medical journey for Tyrael.

Unlike the refugee camp, which was chaotic and gloomy a few days ago, many temporary buildings have been erected in the refugee camp in just a few days, and the medical station and material collection are also in order.Among them, the undead army composed of the victims of the Atlantic shipwreck and the drowning people from Hela, the goddess of road madness, contributed a lot!

Lost with his sister on the Little Atlantic Ocean for several days, his hair was covered in sea salt, and Loki, who was tanned by the sun, didn't want to talk: ..., I point east, she goes south QAQ! ! !

With these resurrected by divine power.With the help of undead coolies who have no infectious diseases and do not need to rest or eat, the players were particularly relieved to lift off the Enterprise after waiting for the arrival of the plane of the second batch of international support supplies, loaded the star map of Asgard, and prepared to Start the long-awaited journey to the stars.

There are many sacks on the feet, did you forget something?

A certain ruin in the city of Sokovia was trapped by the defensive cover of the Baby Legion. Crossbones, who had not eaten or drank for several days, could no longer cry. Although this defensive cover protected him under the magic power of Mephisto He was not crushed to death by the collapsed building, but it also crushed him deep in the rocks that the life detector could not detect.

Crossbones: Heh heh heh... someone help me,

At the same time, the powerful air flow from the Enterprise's liftoff became the last straw that overwhelmed the crumbling defensive shield.

"Ah—" Crossbones knelt OTZ.

And outside the ruins, Loki, who was held by the collar by Hela, wanted to cry without tears. Mama followed the player to the waves of the universe, but he was left to his sister, QUQ on Earth! ! !He finally understood why Odin would rather seal Hela's trumpet to regenerate Thor, and was even quite satisfied with the stupid and reckless Sol, because!What the hell!The firstborn Hela is even more reckless! ! !I can't bear your Asgardian bloodline, a frost giant!Mama don't abandon me QAQ! ! !

Under the disguise of illusion, Loki couldn't control howling anymore.

The author has something to say: I quite like Uncle Wishbone, please don’t be surprised if there is a scene that needs to be revived in the future -V-~