[comprehensive] number one player

In the end, Tony still couldn't bear to go out with Hawkeye to parade. He really didn't believe that he was bankrupt. How could I be bankrupt? ?Even if I go bankrupt, I still have a brain!

Rubbing between his brows and seriously thinking about whether he was really bankrupt or a donkey, Tony walked upstairs slowly in his slippers. He needed to go to the kitchen and drink a cup of coffee to calm down.

"Jarvis, no black coffee..."

As soon as the downstairs door was opened a crack, Tony was overwhelmed by the deafening music.

"Baby, can't you see I'm calling

Aguylike you should wear a warning

It's dangerous I'mfalling" (Baby, can't you see my call?

People like you should be warned...)

Britney's singing came to Tony's ears, if only a middle-aged male white man in a sexy short skirt with bare chest hair on the simple stage facing the door, doing big splits and blowing kisses would be fine.

Tony: Ahhhhh my eyes! !

Tony, who was so hot that his eyes were so hot, lay down on the sink, turned on the faucet, and splashed the clear water on his face. He must have been in a coma for too long and had hallucinations. What is Coulson doing? This must be a fake S.H.I.E.L.D.

Wiping off the cold water on his face, Tony forcibly ignored the background music, and looked at the stage made of dining tables and tablecloths again, this time replaced by a middle-aged one-eyed black man wearing a bright pink wig and wearing sexy women's clothing In the strong song, he twisted his body and danced lightly.

From time to time, the cute little director, who was watching seriously off the stage, raised the horn made of cardboard and pointed at the one-eyed black man who was performing hard on the stage, such as the expression was not in place, the mouth shape was not right, and so on.

Is the world taken over by Hydra? ! !

When Tony fell into doubts about the authenticity of the world, the ghostly Hawkeye appeared again holding a set of Victorian women's clothing, "If you don't ask for debts, let's pay the debts together. The earth owes a lot to the oasis, and we all took pictures." After that, I will miss you..." (Note [-])

Tony: nooooooooooo! ! ! ! !

………………

During the three days when Tony was offline, a lot of chaos happened on the earth that was devastated by the magic storm.

Leaving aside the small speakers that players collect debts all over the world, the loss of electronic data alone has caused a lot of direct economic losses. Basically, only a small amount of important data backed up on satellites by various countries survived because of the distance. The omissions, garbled characters, or simply disclosure of such important documents will cause the governments of various countries to be devastated.

At a time when the government and various institutions are busy, but ordinary people are forced to disconnect from the Internet, the only pastime is probably the reverse song and dance that is played once a day (fog).

Thanks to the blessing of a certain Leiden captain who is sloppy when he is angry.

The government of the earth can't afford it anymore!The earth is going to be recycled and sold!We're going to be interstellar refugees!No, we don't even have spaceships, we will die directly in space!

All kinds of ideas caused the public to panic, and 76, who worked hard to be the culprit (√) of the daddy (Fog), had to stand up and clean up the mess for the thunder boy. At least the original intention of the players was to hate people, not to be anti-social.

As a result, the first batch of videos of "Singing and Crying, Two Directors of the SHIELD Going to Sea to Pay Off Debts for the Ball and the People" was released, which is guaranteed to be updated every day and will be simultaneously projected and played in various places.

The projection of the drone that is not affected by the magic storm can be clear, which greatly appeases the hearts of the restless people and satisfies the curiosity-seeking psychology of the boring people (fog).

look!To save the earth!Superheroes not only have to fight with blood and sweat, but also make money to pay off their debts by making women's clothing videos! (Fog) The prestige of superheroes reached a peak in the hearts of the people unknowingly.Even S.H.I.E.L.D., which has a negative public opinion, has been scored zero by the two directors ╮(￣▽￣)╭!

But this has also increased the public's dissatisfaction with the government. The Chaoying are working so hard to keep the ball and pay off their debts. What are you all doing? ? ?

Dissatisfaction is dissatisfaction, what vicious demonstrations and riots!None of this happened on a large scale.Electronic accounts can't be used, who doesn't have cash at home?After the captain released the balloons and danced, he held back his shyness and asked everyone not to worry, just wait patiently at home and treat it as a holiday.You are big and beautiful, and what you said is right. The people who control the face were appeased and went home after buying food like this. (Note [-])

Electronic payment is everywhere, and the flower growers who have no cash are crying and fainting at the entrance of the supermarket:

When various organizations are busy cleaning up their own little secrets (such as S.H.I.E.L.D. Hydra), and the governments of various countries maintain basic social order and security, on the ruins of Sokovia in Europe, the players in the Enterprise and Zemo Desperate to explode.

It was so just right, Sokovia's government officials, who had a small number, were all alive and dead.According to the player's speculation, it may have been taken over when the Hydra Presidential Palace base was exposed?

The only person Sokovia's administrative staff could contact was a diplomat who was far away in the UK, and he was unable to return home because the terminal could not guide the plane and so on.

The job of resettling refugees just fell to Colonel Zemo again. Besides, how can a colonel of an elite army be better at management than a diplomat?

Zemo: Good at size (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

Leading a team of Sokovia soldiers, policemen, and middle-aged men, Zemo was handing over the materials of the first plane with the international rescue team, while worrying about the arrangement of a large number of refugees.

Any rescue requires preparation time, especially the preparation of materials. The plane in front of us was originally food for international relief supplies to be shipped to Africa. In addition to finished food, there were also wheat and rice seeds, which greatly solved the urgent need.But if it wasn't for the player being able to send military pilots into the plane, in this place full of ruins and forests, the plane might even have trouble landing.

Zemo has already prepared that the follow-up materials can only be delivered by container or land transportation, but this means that the speed is not fast and the equivalent is not large.

In addition to food, housing and medical care are also important issues. Zemo glanced at the Enterprise hovering in mid-air from a distance.

In the original Star Trek, the Enterprise is a long-distance scientific research ship, and the personnel required to drive the ship are not like the current AI produced by Oasis, which can fully voice control. In other words, although the Enterprise is essentially a large figure, However, there are quite a few crew quarters and various areas that should be available. Regarding the accommodation and medical care of the refugees, the players enthusiastically opened up unimportant free areas on the Enterprise for the elderly, weak, women and children among the refugees to live in.As for the others..., they can still make do with picking up the trash and building a straw hut_(:3」∠?)_...

The food and housing of the refugees are generally arranged, but the biggest security problem still plagues Zemo.Sokovia only managed to end the war more than ten years ago. Although the country was barely stable, there were not no cult members among the refugees.Unfortunately, few of Sokovia's neighboring countries are stable, and members of various filthy organizations, such as human trafficking, have targeted the people of Sokovia who happened to be affected by the disaster.

With a headache and more tired heart, Zemo took out a crumpled cigarette from his pocket and lit it for himself. He picked up a gun and led a team of people to patrol the periphery of the refugee camp.

The sun is about to set, and the people who went to the ruins to find supplies are coming back soon, right?Thinking of the little girl who was rescued by him during the patrol last night and was almost dragged away by the bad guys, Zemo's face darkened, and the patrol manpower was doubled tonight.

On the Enterprise, the players were tossed like paralyzed salted fish by Tyrell, who was sometimes delirious and sometimes denied his relatives and attacked wildly.

Through the testing of various props, the players stayed in the spaceship for several days and finally came to the conclusion that the auditory hallucinations that Tyrael had appeared since the beginning of the journey happened to be the listening skill (passive) of the angel race.And when Tyrell was forcibly converted to the evil camp using Malthael's skin, the damn listening skills changed from accepting prayers from believers to accepting all kinds of sex, plus Tyrell was thrown into hell, Can I not be crazy now (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻.

The players were so angry that they wanted to drag Mephisto out to beat him up immediately.

Meimei: QAQ!It wasn't me who dragged him to hell!

Gu Yi, who returned to Karma Taj, suddenly felt cold behind him.

"I've finished shooting today's video!!" The screen on the bridge lit up, and the little cutie sent daily laughter♂ to everyone who was depressed.

After 76 came up with this bad idea, Xiaocuti volunteered to go back to New York alone to collect (shoot) debts (photograph).

Projecting the daily food to have fun with the people, the players in the enterprise account cheered and guessed which Avenger was unlucky today with a drink of melon seeds.

"Ah——Juliet! My beautiful sun!" A man who was unfamiliar to everyone was kneeling on the stage in a men's dress, and handed out a rose in his hand to the window sill next to him.

Then a small blue sun lit up in the dark window sill, and then Tony Stark, wearing a lady's long dress and heavy retro makeup, was thrown out.

"puff--"

Zemo blew the smoke out of his mouth, he thought he wouldn't be bored after patrolling all night, it's my stomach.

At the same time, on the top floor of a building in Queens, Peter Parker, who had just acquired his ability and was wearing a red sweater and a hood, nervously hugged his bristling hair. Mr. Stark is not really out of money, is he?Should I go to the Avengers Building tomorrow to help pay off the debt! ? !

(Your thoughts are dangerous, boy!)

The author has something to say: Nini was sold to 23333 by Chaoying who had been dressed as a woman

........................

You can search _(:3」∠?)_ on station b for women’s clothing videos of Chaoying, it’s delicious.

Note 3: "Sherlock Holmes" shot by Tang Ni is _(:[-]」∠?)_ with a Victorian background and has been dressed as a woman.

Note [-]: Tao Zi's women's clothing video, um... roughly unzipped the chest zipper, and lifted two balloons into the air. By the way, peaches are really delicious.