Dude, don't be spoiled

Chapter 64 Master, Fierce Haw

The next moment, Chu Han's body lightened, and the little pervert who was soaked in wine directly supported him and flew out of the wine pool.

"Wow--"

Everyone present exclaimed in unison.

"Master, how are you?" Yu Zixi asked anxiously as he put Chu Han on the carpet by the wine pool.

Chu Han was half-drunk, but now he was covered in wine, the smell alone almost made him faint: "I'm a little dizzy, and my whole body is numb."

Yu Zixi's eyes turned red: "Master, don't scare me! You must have nothing to do!"

Chu Han gritted his teeth: "I didn't say I'm okay, I'm just a little drunk."

"Drunk?" Yu Zixi was stunned for a moment, looked at the wine pool, sniffed the strong smell of wine on Chu Han, sobbed, "Master, you must have been drunk by wine, right? "

Chu Han sighed, as a tacit consent.

At this moment, a woman in red with heavy makeup and a very tall figure walked over with a smile on her face.

"Are you two here to have fun too?" the woman asked.

"Lezi?" Chu Han raised his spirits, "Where is this place?"

The woman flicked her red sleeves, pointed to the resplendent lobby and said, "This is the Xunmeng Building, the largest flower building in Yunxiu City!"

"Where do you think this is?" Chu Han was startled.

The woman smiled coquettishly: "Xunmenglou."

Chu Han: "No, I'm asking you what city you said just now?"

"Yunxiu City." The woman flicked her arms, and the red gauze wrapped around her sleeves swept across Chu Han's face, and the strong smell of powder almost made Chu Han faint.

However, the three words Yunxiu City barely caught Chu Han's spirit, Chu Han frowned: "Which Yunxiu City is it?"

The woman said proudly: "Aside from the Yunxiu City that can satisfy all the wishes of everyone, is there a second Yunxiu City in this world?"

Chu Han was dumbfounded. Could it be that Yunxiu City is the last place the evil spirit pool secret passage leads to?

Just based on the woman's one-sided words, Chu Han was still a little suspicious, but when he looked up and saw the appearance of the guests around him, he immediately believed it.

This hollow lobby is very huge, with a height of seven floors in the vertical direction. On the top is a circular dome made of bronze. There are murals carved on the dome, but Chu Han couldn't understand the content of the paintings for a while.Strips of red yarn poured down from the dome. In front of the red yarn, there were rows of singers wearing white masks. Behind the red yarn, there were circles of guests sitting scattered around.

Although the faces of these guests were complete, they were very stiff, especially when they spoke, as if the faces were fake.

The ancient bronze door at the end of the dark passage, those singers wearing white masks, and these strange guests, it seems that this is definitely Yunxiu City.

However, the fact that the Evil Spirit Pond on the mountain behind the Good and Evil Peak leads directly to Yunxiu City undoubtedly tells Chu Han that the lord of Yunxiu City they have met before is most likely Yun Mengsheng!

In other words, it has been confirmed that Yun Mengsheng has risen.

While thinking about it, the woman in red had walked around the two of them several times.

The woman smiled lightly and said: "The two young masters are newcomers, aren't they here to make a wish, or were they invited by the city lord?"

If it is said that they were invited by the city lord, then the city lord will soon know about their intrusion into Yunxiu City, so naturally it cannot be said that.

"I made a wish." As soon as Chu Han finished this sentence, the spirit of alcohol came up, and his whole body was limp in the little pervert's arms, dizzy, and he still couldn't control his hands and feet.

He put his arms around Yu Zixi's waist and murmured, "Zixi, my head hurts so much."

"If you want to make a wish, you should go to an inn run by a dumb man near the gate of the city instead of coming to me, but I see that you will not be able to find a place to make a wish for a while, and the dumb man and a wild man I eloped and haven't come back yet." The woman laughed a lot: "You two should go to the guest room to rest first, and then make plans?"

"Where is the guest room?" Chu Han was drunk, he really should find a place to rest first, Yu Zixi asked in a cold voice while helping Chu Han rub his head.

"Enter the door in the southeast corner, go up the stairs and turn right, there is an empty guest room, the bedding is new, just scented." The woman looked at Yu Zixi thoughtfully, "I see that the two young masters are full of blood. , Sleeping by yourself is boring, do you want to ask some girls to go up and accompany you?"

Yu Zixi hugged Chu Han horizontally, and said coldly with a smile: "My master only likes me, not girls."

After speaking, he carried Chu Han to the guest room.

Seeing the backs of the two leaving, the woman in red covered half of her face with a round fan, smiled softly, then turned her head and waved her hands at those stiff singers: "Girls, continue."

The voice was so loud that the originally quiet lobby was filled with music, and the guests sitting around continued to enjoy it with smiles.

A guest asked the woman in red: "Miss Boss, did Xiao Shangrong really elope with a man?"

The woman shook the round fan lightly: "The city lord said it himself, do you think it's true?"

Hearing what she said, the guests suddenly laughed: "Miss Boss, what is the relationship between you and the city lord? Why does the city lord tell you everything?"

Someone echoed: "Could it be true that you are the friend of the city lord, as the rumors say?"

The woman's hand shaking the fan paused, her beautiful Danfeng eyes narrowed slightly, and her voice was cold and evil: "What do you think?"

The guest's already stiff face became even stiffer in an instant, and he hurriedly said, "I think it's a fake, haha, it's a fake."

As soon as he finished speaking, the woman had already walked in front of him.

The woman scratched his face lightly with the edge of the fan a few times, and said in a low voice: "Next time, talk nonsense, and be careful that your face will degenerate into a white skin again."

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"The woman went back to her room after scaring the fat guest, and never came out again," Xiaofuren replied.

Yu Zixi poured a cup of tea: "Understood, you go and guard the door, don't let outsiders in."

The little man ran to the door, and got out through the crack of the door sideways.

Yu Zixi supported Chu Han, and called out warmly: "Master, get up and drink some water."

He put the teacup between Chu Han's lips, but Chu Han didn't open his mouth, not only did he not open his mouth, but he knocked the teacup to the ground as soon as he stretched out his hand.

It's fierce.

After knocking over the teacup, Chu Han half-closed his eyes and hugged Yu Zixi's waist, calling Zixi, Zixi non-stop.

It is called Yuzixi, and the heart of spring is rippling.

Then, Master Chu, who threw himself into his arms after being drunk, finally reaped the consequences.

When he woke up again, he had already returned to Lvzhu Xiaozhu's bed.

Chu Han clutched his drowsy head and sat up from the bed, lifted the quilt, the bottom was naked, the pants were gone, and the room was empty, the little pervert was not there.

Chu Han asked the little Furen to get a pair of new pants from the cabinet. After changing into them, he casually put on a white gown and left the bedroom.

The bedroom is on the second floor. As soon as he went out, he leaned over the railing and saw the little pervert drying clothes in the yard, and the ones fluttering in the wind on the clothesline were his missing pants.

Yu Zixi rolled his sleeves, raised his arms to wipe his sweat, looked up at Chu Han against the bright sunlight, and said with a smile, "Master is awake."

Chu Han touched his sore buttocks, and frowned: "Aren't we in Yunxiu City? Why did you come back suddenly?"

And what happened to my ass?

Yu Zixi explained while going up the stairs.

It turned out that after Chu Han was drunk and unconscious, he was tossed by Yu Zixi once because he took the initiative to light the fire. While he was still sleeping, a group of people wearing white masks suddenly came in.

Chu Han was still asleep at the time, Yu Zixi didn't intend to fight, so he took Chu Han back to Yunchuan the same way.

Chu Han automatically ignored what happened before the masked man came in, and frowned, "Once you get out of the random barrier, it's hard to find the exit. How did you bring me back the way I came?"

The little Fu people who explored the road were able to come back because they were tied to the red line by Yu Zixi, but no one tied the red line for them.

Yu Zixi smiled lightly and said: "It's very simple. Although the exit of the random enchantment can move, it can't move quickly. We only stayed in it for less than two hours, so even if the exit moves, it doesn't move quickly." I will go out of Xunmenglou, I just blew up the entire Xunmenglou, and the exit will naturally appear."

"..." Chu Han's forehead twitched, this is really a simple and crude method but very effective.

However, one thing is very strange, regardless of whether the city lord's real identity is Yun Mengsheng or not, he knows very well that those ordinary masked people he raises can't be opponents of little perverts, so he sent masked It doesn't seem like his handwriting that people come to assassinate.

Moreover, if the city lord is Yun Mengsheng, then he has no time to arrange these, because when Chu Han and Yu Zixi went to the Evil Spirit Pool this morning, Yun Mengsheng was negotiating with the head of the Fenghua faction on Lu Junqian's Tianshu Peak on how to treat those people. Regarding the matter of the person injured by the Huojia, according to the unrelenting temperament of the head of the Fenghua School, Yun Mengsheng couldn't get away at all.

So the person who sent those masked men should not be the city lord.

But when chatting with Luo Changge and Shang Rong at Dianxian Peak, Shang Rong once said that in all these years, he has never seen the city lord have contact with anyone other than him, so who would be the one who sent those masked men? ?Does the city lord have other people under his command besides Shang Rong?

Thinking of this, Chu Han suddenly thought of someone: "Zixi, don't you think that woman in red we met in Yunxiu City is a bit strange."

Yu Zixi raised his eyebrows: "A woman?"

"Yes." Chu Han thought for a while, and said, "Is her expression a little too vivid?"

The people in Xunmenglou at that time, except for the singer wearing a white mask, were some guests with stiff expressions, who would get stuck when they smiled. Only the woman in red, her every move, frown and smile was exactly the same as a normal living person .

Yu Zixi pouted: "The expression is really vivid, and he's quite tall, about the same size as me."

When the little pervert said this, Chu Han also realized that the woman was really tall, and she also had her looks. I didn't think it at first, but the more I thought about it, the more familiar the eyebrows and eyes were, as if... Yun Mengsheng .

Chu Han suddenly realized, yes, he is very similar to Yun Mengsheng!

"Tell me, does that woman have anything to do with the city lord? Are those masked men who suddenly appeared to kill us sent by her?" Chu Han asked.

Yu Zixi didn't answer immediately, but stared at Chu Han thoughtfully over and over again.

Chu Han felt numb all over when he looked at him: "Is there a flower on my face?"

With his hands behind his back, Yu Zixi leaned over and brought his face to Chu Han's.

Chu Han didn't move, and his neck retracted inertially: "What are you doing?"

Yu Zixi said earnestly: "I'm just curious, for such an obvious man, Master actually eats a woman, did you really not see it?"

Chu Han was at a loss: "What man and woman?"

Yu Zixi blinked: "The man in red in the Xunmeng Building in Yunxiu City is a man."

"???" Chu Han didn't react for a while, "A man?"

Yu Zixi tilted his head and said lightly: "Yes, no breasts, and such a big Adam's apple, which woman looks like this?"

"..." Chu Han was stunned. Apart from putting on makeup, combing a woman's hair in a bun, and wearing women's clothes, that man seemed to have no breasts, and the Adam's apple seemed to be really big...

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"It's clearly a man, why do you wear women's clothes?"

A young girl of seventeen or eighteen looked puzzled at the tall, handsome and cute boy who was wearing a fairy dress, but had a big Adam's apple.

This is the gazebo on the mountain behind the Yubo Gate. This young girl is the young patriarch of the Yubo Gate, the taller she is, and the cute boy in women's clothing is Shang Rong.

Business appearance gesture: I just want to prove that I am prettier than you.

Yue Chang Ting couldn't understand sign language, so he frowned and asked the maid next to him who knew sign language: "What is he gesticulating?"

After hesitating for a moment, the maid said as tactfully as possible: "He said Miss is very beautiful."

Yue Chang Ting oh: "This girl knows she is beautiful."

"But he said he thought he was a little prettier than Miss." The maid sweated herself.

Yue Chang Ting said in surprise: "What?"

The maid repeated it again, Yue Chang Ting slapped her palm on the table, and shouted at Shang Rong: "What do you mean?"

Shang Rong looked at him indifferently, and gestured again: "I am prettier than you.

Even though Yue Chang Ting couldn't understand sign language, she was not blind. She could tell that Shang Rong's gestures were exactly the same twice!

The longer the scape is, the more rounded it is, this stinky dumb is deliberately provoking it!It looks amazing!

Yue Chang Ting was about to draw his sword immediately, and the maid hurriedly persuaded: "Miss, don't be angry, don't be angry, didn't the suzerain tell you, the lady will go to Yunchuan to meet Luo Fengzhu in a few days, you must calm down your temper. "

"What are you paying for! This dumb bastard is almost riding on my head!" Yue Chang Ting slammed his fist on the table again.

Shang Rong still didn't change his face, and gestured: Luo Changge doesn't like you.

This was what Luo Changge said personally when Shang Rong pressed Luo Changge about the marriage contract.

The gestures are different this time, he should have said something else, Yue Chang Ting glared at Shang Rong, and asked the maid: "What did he say again?"

The maid sighed, and said slowly: "He said, Master Luo might not like you very much, miss."

"I'm so good, how could he not like me?" Yue Chang Ting was used to being arrogant and indulgent since he was a child, and he was arrogant, and he spoke without restraint, "Not to mention whether he is good-looking or not, whether he suits my heart or not If it wasn't for the fact that Dad needed his help to strengthen Yubomen, I would never have married him based on his age of more than 100 years!"

When Yue Chang Ting said this, the maid kept winking at her, telling her not to say it, but the eldest lady never looked at anyone when she lost her temper, and babbled out her father's little plan.

"That's really wronged you." A clear male voice came from behind Yue Chang Ting.

Luo Changge twirled the bone flute and walked leisurely into the gazebo.

"Chang Ge, don't worry, Chang Ting is still young, she's talking nonsense." After laughing with Luo Changge, Yue Maoying immediately reprimanded her daughter, "Chang Ting! Hurry up and apologize to Brother Luo! "

"No, no, brother doesn't dare to be that." Luo Changge didn't even look at Yue Changting, "I'm over a hundred years old, and Uncle Yue's precious daughter is only eighteen, if you really want to call it, then call me ancestor Bar."

It was very embarrassing for Yue Maoying to say this sentence. If his daughter called him ancestor, then he, as an uncle, should at least call him grandfather.

But so what, Luo Changge's status in the comprehension world is much higher than him. When he just killed the first evil spirit, he had already moved the world. Now that he wants to win him over, If you should go low and make it small, you have to go low and make it small.

"Changge, you see that you are going to get married soon, so don't be as knowledgeable as her. If you are really angry, Uncle Yue will teach her a lesson for you, and I promise to make her admit her mistake." Yue Maoying stretched out three fingers, pointing upwards God.

"Marriage, sister Chang Ting doesn't agree." Luo Changge glanced at Yue Chang Ting.

Luo Changge was dressed in blue, the sleeves of which danced in the wind, and on his waist was a slight rain sword that was almost never out of its sheath. He had a fairy-like appearance, especially because he had a face that was very attractive to women.

Yue Chang Ting looked dumbfounded, and stammered: "You, you are the Lord Luo who wants to marry me?"

"It was before, but it's not anymore." Luo Changge bowed to Yue Maoying, "Uncle Yue, since Chang Ting doesn't like me, I don't think I should force it. This marriage might as well be voided."

Yue Chang Ting immediately raised his hand: "I don't dislike you!"

Yue Maoying said nervously: "Listen to Chang Ge, Chang Ting doesn't dislike you. She likes it, and she likes it very tightly. It's just that she is too young and speaks without restraint, so she said those disrespectful words just now. Don't you Don't take it seriously! And this marriage was decided by your father and me together, if it doesn't work out, I won't have the face to see your father."

"Ha, my father." Luo Changge raised his eyebrows, "Didn't he die a long time ago, he should have been reincarnated for one round now, just happened to be staggered with you, you two can't meet even if you are under Jiuquan, so Don't worry at all."

Yue Maoying was dumbfounded: "But."

"Don't worry, it's settled like this." Luo Changge hooked his hands at Shang Rong who was standing beside him like a wooden man, "I said Xiao Rongrong, I came all the way to find you, so you just pity me , will you go back with me?"

Shang Rong didn't go back with him right away, but gestured: Is this really the end of your marriage contract?

"You can't speak, is there something wrong with your ears? You didn't hear what I said just now. If you didn't hear me, I'll say it again. My engagement with Yubomen is now void, so come back with me. "Luo Changge stepped forward and grabbed Shang Rong's wrist, "I can't run away from home next time, every time I look for you, I will be exhausted to death, or if you really love to run away from home, then find a regular one." I think the small thatched hut at the foot of Yunchuan is a good place, so I can find you when I look for it."

Shang Rong nodded.

Luo Changge chuckled, then tugged at the skirt of his shirt, and said with a smile: "What are you wearing? Don't say it, it looks pretty."

Peak Master Luo chattered non-stop to a mute, completely forgetting about Yue Maoying and his daughter who were ballooning up beside him.

Yue Maoying coughed dryly: "Chang Ge, this girl is"

"Father, he's a man." Yue Chang Ting stomped his feet and said angrily.

Yue Maoying was taken aback, and immediately calmed down and said, "Who is this young master?"

Luo Changge smiled and said, "A friend."

After finishing speaking, Luo Changge bid farewell to Yue Maoying and left Yubomen. No matter how Yue Maoying tried to persuade him to stay, it was useless.

On the way, Shang Rong suddenly asked: Is it really okay for you to call off the marriage so hastily?

"Is it sloppy? I call it straightforward. And it's just a divorce. I don't like her, and she doesn't like me. What's the matter? Besides, I didn't take this marriage seriously. It doesn't matter to me, but you don't want me to marry her, so don't marry her." Luo Changge tapped his neck with his flute, "No, I said why did you suddenly come to Yubo Gate ?”

Shang Rong was still immersed in the joy of Luo Changge's divorce because of him, and didn't pay attention to what Luo Changge asked in the second half of the sentence.

Luo Changge bumped his shoulder before he realized: I just wanted to persuade that Yue Changting to call off the engagement.

"Then you succeeded?" Luo Changge sneered.

Shang Rong shook his head: No.

Luo Changge almost rolled on the spot laughing: "Hahahahaha——"

Shang Rong frowned: Is it funny?

"It's not very funny, it's so funny!" Luo Changge burst into tears and laughed, "Why do you think you are so funny? If you don't want me to get married, you can just tell me no? You're still angry Wan'er ran away from home, and then ran to my unmarried lady to persuade her to divorce her. It's a good thing they have a girl who understands sign language, otherwise I don't think you two would even have a conversation! But I really want to know, if today I don't Here, what are you going to do?"

Shang Rong's eyes froze, and he made a gesture of wiping his neck: If the persuasion fails, I'll kill her, anyway, I can't let her marry you.

"Tsk, so I still saved a life today." Luo Changge rubbed his chin, "This trip was worthwhile."

Shang Rong suddenly took a step forward, stood in front of Luo Changge, and gestured: You are in such a hurry to come out to find me, do you like me?

"Like? Hahahaha! I don't hate you, but I don't like you that much either." Luo Changge paused, and after Shang Rong put on a look of disappointment, he spun the flute and put his hands behind his back, walking around Shang Rong Rong, walking forward, said leisurely, "But there is a little bit of liking, if you can grow taller, at least taller than me, then I might like it a little more."

Shang Rong's eyes lit up, and he quickly chased after him.

As for Yubo Gate, the matter is not over yet.

"Didn't you leave with Changge? Why did you come back again?" Yue Maoying looked at the boy in front of him who looked exactly like Shang Rong, both dressed in women's clothes, but with a little more cinnabar between his eyebrows, and asked inexplicably.

Yue Changting grabbed Yue Maoying's sleeve and whispered: "Father, he seems weird."

Without her reminding, Yue Maoying also discovered the strangeness of the human temperament in front of him.

Shadow smiled: "Don't get excited, I'm just here to add what Chang Ge didn't finish."

Yue Chang Ting immediately asked: "What are you talking about?"

Shadow said: "Didn't he say that I am his friend? I think you also want to know what kind of friend I am. Coincidentally, I also want to tell you now that I was kept in the room by him, warming the bed every night. kind of friend."

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"When did I keep him in the house? When did I let him warm the bed? He, he, he actually said such things to Yue Maoying! This Yue Maoying is the same. After my divorce, in order to save face, he borrowed money from the business Rong Ying's words spread everywhere that I like men, my style is not right, I keep a bunch of male pets in the house, and I don't get out of bed every day, my reputation is so stinky now!" Luo Changge took a sip of tea .

"Calm down." Chu Han refilled the teacup for him.

"Calm down, me!" Luo Changge was almost dizzy from anger, drank a whole pot of tea, and recovered after a long time, "You asked me to ask Shang Rong, and I also asked him. It is said that in the entire Yunxiu City, there are actually three living people, he, the city owner, and the city owner's brother, but this city owner's elder brother has always lived in a place called Xunmenglou, but the city owner never let him go near that place, so He has never seen what the city owner's brother looks like."

The elder brother of the city lord... After thinking about his words, Chu Han said, "Speaking of elder brother, I heard that the head of the sect seems to have an elder brother who is two years older than him."

Luo Changge's seniority is relatively old, and he knows some things better than Chu Han. For example, he knows better than Chu Han about brother Yun Mengsheng.

"The head of the sect does have an older brother, Yun Mengyin, who is two years older than him. It is said that the two look alike, but the elder brother is a bit more feminine than the head. The head's life was not very good when he was a child, and his parents Died early, the two brothers depended on each other, begging along the street, trying to make ends meet. But unfortunately, when the head was nine or ten years old, he fell into a serious illness. It was a precious disease, and it was said that he could only be cured by eating wild ginseng and snow lotus. My elder brother was only 12 years old at the time, and because he couldn’t eat enough all the year round, he was so skinny that he only had a handful of bones left. He even sold himself as a slave in the street, but no one was willing to buy it. I can’t get rid of the head’s illness.”

Chu Han frowned: "Then what happened next?"

Luo Changge sighed: "Later, the head's illness became more and more serious. My brother had no choice but to pretend to be a girl, trying to sell himself into a flower house."

Chu Han was surprised: "This is also possible?"

Luo Changge raised his eyebrows: "Yes. But the old bustard was afraid of revealing his secrets, so he didn't agree at first, but the brother in charge is really good-looking. After a little dressing up, he is very charming. He is many times more beautiful than many women. If you can stay in her building, it must be a cash cow. So I thought of a compromise method, let my brother only perform shows and not accept guests. My brother is born with a soft and soft voice, whether it is dancing or singing, he is very good, and that skill Pipa is also famous for a while. With this income, the master's illness will naturally have money to cure. My brother didn't want the master to stay in a place like Hualou, so he bought him a small yard alone. The door lived there, and when the head was 14 years old, he left his elder brother and followed a wandering master to cultivate immortality. When he left, the head said that he had returned from his studies, so he took his brother with him, but when he came back, My brother has died of illness."

Luo Changge sighed: "This matter has always been a knot in the head of the sect, so you must not say it to his face in a foolish way, otherwise no matter how good-tempered he is, he will definitely be anxious with you."

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