Dude, don't be spoiled

Chapter 63 Disciple, You Lied to Me

Chu Han immediately changed the topic: "How do we go down, just jump?"

Yu Zixi smiled proudly, and put his arms around Chu Han's waist: "Of course I jumped!"

After finishing speaking, he suddenly blinked meaningfully at Chu Han: "Master, if we embrace and jump down like this, doesn't it look like a sacrifice for love?"

Chu Han slapped Yu Zixi on the forehead: "What's your love? If I want to die for you, I want to live two more years."

Yu Zixi rubbed his forehead aggrievedly: "I'm just talking, Master beat me again, and beat me again."

"Who told you to say such unlucky words." Chu Han held the back of Yu Zixi's head, tiptoed and blew on his forehead, "It won't hurt after blowing."

Why is this sentence so familiar?Chu Han was blowing, suddenly wondering, he seemed to have said this sentence to the little pervert before.

When is it?

Chu Han has a bad memory, but he remembered things about the little pervert quite clearly. It didn't take long before he remembered that he had indeed said this to the little pervert. Talked to the little pervert in the room of Caiyun Temple.

The little pervert seemed to be sleepwalking at that time, his clothes were disheveled, his eyes were closed and he kept crying for pain, Chu Han muttered this sentence while lifting his clothes to help him blow the wound.

But looking back on it now, Chu Han finds it strange that he has lived with the little pervert for so long, but he didn't seem to notice that this thing has sleepwalking problems.

"Zixi." Chu Han asked, "Did you often sleepwalk when you first came out of the Evil Spirit Mountain?"

Yu Zixi was puzzled: "Sleepwalking?"

Seeing his bewildered expression, Chu Han knew that he didn't ask a very good question. After all, many sleepwalkers didn't even know they were sleepwalking.

Chu Han changed the way of asking: "It's just that when I woke up, I found that I was not sleeping on the bed, but sleeping somewhere else, such as the ground, the doorway, or... someone else's room, someone else's bed?"

Yu Zixi still looked blank: "No, I sleep very honestly, I rarely turn over, let alone sleepwalking, and I sleep with Master every day, Master should know."

This is strange... Chu Han said: "Then do you know, the first night I went to Caiyun Temple to look for you, you sleepwalked into my room, and..."

Yu Zixi's eyes widened suddenly, and he blinked curiously, as if looking forward to it: "What's wrong with me?"

"You..." Chu Han was a little hard to say, "You pried open the door of my room in the middle of the night, then hugged me, and kissed me once."

Yu Zixi opened his mouth wide: "Wow! So I kissed Master at that time? Really? Really?"

What the hell? !That's not the point!Chu Han nodded his head: "Yes, yes, it's true, you kissed me once, but it was only once, please don't be so excited?"

Yu Zixi was picking at his belt with both hands, with a shy face, he kept inhaling, puffing up his cheeks, and exhaling, one after another, like a small fish: "What about Master, didn't you hit me?"

Chu Han glanced at him, and said impatiently: "You were covered with scars from when you came out of the Evil Spirit Mountain, and it was still bleeding. You kept hugging me and screaming for pain. No matter how much I like to beat people, I wouldn't I'll hit you in that situation."

Yu Zixi let out a thoughtful oh.

Chu Han pinched his face: "Don't make small plans for me, tell me quickly, are you sure you didn't have symptoms of sleepwalking at that time?"

Yu Zixi nodded solemnly: "I'm sure, but does it matter if I'm sleepwalking?"

"Of course it's big." Chu Han said, "Judging from your situation that night, if it wasn't sleepwalking, then it was controlled by someone."

Yu Zixi's face turned cold: "Controlled? Is there anyone in this world who can control me?"

In fact, Chu Han thought so too.

It stands to reason that after the little pervert came out of the Evil Spirit Mountain, he was almost invincible, so how could he be controlled by others?

But at the next moment, Yu Zixi suddenly took out a silver bead from his bosom and handed it to Chu Han: "It is not impossible to say that I am being controlled."

Chu Han took the silver bead and inspected it carefully. This bead is very similar to a Buddhist bead, and Chu Han can feel a few subtle Buddhist breaths from it, but Buddhist beads are generally not made of this kind of material: "This What is it?"

Yu Zixi said: "Master, do you still remember that in Qianshui Town, I told Master that I got a secret book before I came to Yunchuan?"

Chu Han nodded: "I remember."

Yu Zixi: "The secret book was not actually lost, I just burned it after refining it, and the person who gave me that secret book was an indistinguishable man. While giving me the secret book, that People even gave me this bead, saying it was for self-defense.”

Halfway through the conversation, Yu Zixi didn't continue, but Chu Han already understood what he meant.

The purpose of that man giving the little pervert the bead may not be self-defense, but surveillance. If necessary, he can use it as a medium to control the little pervert, but to control the little pervert to sleepwalk and kiss himself, what kind of showmanship is this?

Chu Han couldn't figure it out.

"What is the secret book he gave you?" Chu Han asked.

Yu Zixi shook his head: "The cheat book doesn't have a name, but it's nothing special. It's not a sorcery, nor a forbidden technique. It's just an ordinary secret book of the immortal sect. Oh no, it's a little more powerful than the ordinary secret book of the immortal sect."

Chu Han asked again: "When did you meet that person?"

Yu Zixi thought for a while, and said, "It was after Changzhou's shell disease, I just said goodbye to Master, and met this person halfway."

"He took the initiative to stop you?" Chu Han asked.

Yu Zixi nodded: "I saw him when I passed by, but I didn't want to talk to him. He ran over pretending to be mysterious, saying that he had a secret book there, and asked me if I wanted it."

Chu Han: "Then you want it?"

Yu Zixi gave Chu Han an aggrieved look: "Am I such a casual person? I want everything from anyone?"

"Then if you didn't ask for it, how did you get this cheat book?" Chu Han felt that it was so difficult to talk to the little pervert, and he would step on the thunder at any time!

Yu Zixi said angrily, "I mean I didn't ask for it right away, but I didn't say I didn't ask for it in the end."

Chu Han's head was a little dizzy: "Then why did you ask for it in the end?"

Yu Zixi suddenly turned his face away shyly: "Because he said that Yunchuan will recruit a new batch of disciples in two years. If I practice some skills and stand out in the competition, I can join Yunchuan. If that's the case, I won't be able to see Master."

"So you took that cheat book just to find me?" Chu Han laughed.

Yu Zixi nodded: "Otherwise, how can I appreciate things of unknown origin given by people of unknown origin."

Chu Han patted the little pervert's head: "Aren't you afraid that what he will give you is not the righteous method, but some deadly magic from the outside world?"

Yu Zixi raised his eyebrows: "There's nothing to be afraid of, as long as you can see the master, it doesn't make any difference whether you are practicing or not."

Chu Han: "..."

Immortal Master Chu smiled helplessly: "Only you are right."

Yu Zixi raised her head proudly, and smiled happily.

Chu Han flicked on his head: "Okay, let's go down."

Yu Zixi groaned, hugged Chu Han happily, and jumped into the pool of evil spirits.

When it landed, Yu Zixi suddenly tightened his arms, wrapped his arms around Chu Han's waist and lifted it up suddenly, Chu Han didn't stop, and stood directly on his feet.

Chu Han grabbed Yu Zixi's shoulders with both hands, and reminded, "I stepped on your feet."

Yu Zixi smiled and said, "Just let Master step on my feet."

"Why?" Chu Han was puzzled.

Yu Zixi bent his eyes: "Master, look down."

Chu Han lowered his head and found that the ground under their feet was not hard ground at all, but sticky red mud.

As soon as he saw the situation under his feet, Chu Han smelled a strong smell of blood, and his whole body was also chilly, as if he had walked into an ice cellar.

"What is this?" Chu Han asked.

Yu Zixi shook his head: "I don't know, it's probably the corpse mud left after the Evil Spirit Pond dried up."

"..." Chu Han's cheeks were sour, and his stomach felt a little nauseous, "Why is it so disgusting?"

Yu Zixi said obediently: "It's okay, the one under the Eiling Mountain is much thicker than this."

"There are also under the Evil Spirit Mountain?" Chu Han was surprised.

Could it be that the little pervert spent the two years in the evil spirit mountain in the mud?This taste is too heavy!

Yu Zixi nodded: "Of course there are, and there are more than this, and the smell is stronger than here, but master, don't worry, although I have stayed there for two years, after I came out, I soaked in the bath for three days, and I still don't know what to do. The petals are sprinkled, and the smell has been completely eliminated."

You... are really careful.The corner of Chu Han's mouth twitched, but thinking that the little pervert had stayed in a more disgusting place than this, Chu Han felt that the sticky things under his feet were not so disgusting, and even a little cute.

Chu Han felt that there was something wrong with him.

"It's not a solution to always step on your feet. Let me down, I can walk by myself." Chu Han said.

Yu Zixi shook his head: "The ground is too disgusting, Master can't step on these things."

Chu Han was helpless: "Then what should I do?"

Yu Zixi smiled and said, "I have a solution."

As soon as the words fell, Yu Zixi hugged Chu Han with one arm, concentrated his spiritual power with the other hand, and hit the ground with his palm.

stab-

The originally sticky ground suddenly froze!Starting from their feet, spread outward.

After finishing all this, Yu Zixi put Chu Han on the ground: "You can go now."

Chu Han chopped off his feet, which were quite strong. He couldn't help but praise him a lot, and then asked, "Don't you have a secret barrier passage here? Where is it?"

Yu Zixi pointed to a hidden corner of the Evil Spirit Pool: "There."

As he spoke, he took Chu Han's hand and walked over. Just a few steps away from the blind spot, he spurred his spiritual power, and a red hole appeared in front of him, getting bigger and bigger. getting bigger.

Although the corpse mud in the secret passage was not as thick as that in the evil spirit pool, if Yu Zixi let Chu Han step on it directly, the moment the secret passage appeared, he made the ground in the secret passage freeze.

"It's darker in the secret passage, Master follow me closely." Yu Zixi urged in a warm voice.

As soon as Chu Han went in, he found that it was really dark inside. Although he couldn't see his fingers, he couldn't distinguish his facial features.

He wondered: "It's so dark, can't we use an open fire talisman to illuminate it?"

Yu Zixi held Chu Han's hand in his palm, and said with a smile: "No, because there is too much resentment here, and the open fire talisman cannot be ignited at all."

"So that's how it is." Just as Chu Han finished speaking, he bumped his head on Yu Zixi's body, "What are you doing?"

"I just want to go back and make sure that Master is well." Yu Zixi said nonuo.

"Aren't you pulling me, you still need to confirm?" Chu Han just rubbed his forehead when he felt a salty pig's hand groping around his body, and then slipped into his clothes, "Yu Zixi, Why are you touching me?"

Yu Zixi said aggrievedly: "Didn't the master bump into it? I just want to rub it for the master."

What rubbing, you are just taking advantage of the opportunity, okay!And this excuse is too clumsy, do you think I can't hear it?

Chu Han grabbed Yu Zixi's hand, and said solemnly: "Don't touch it, I don't like to do that kind of thing in such a bad environment, you give me enough!"

Yu Zixi was silent for a long time, then he hummed unwillingly, then tied himself and Chu Han's clothes together in the dark, clutching Chu Han's hand with his left hand, and pinched with his right hand, several crimson flames suddenly lit up , floated leisurely in front of the two of them, illuminating the entire secret passage.

"..." Chu Han was angry, "Didn't you say you can't illuminate?"

Yu Zixi turned her head and said with a smile: "No, I just said that the open fire talisman cannot be used for lighting. What I just used was my red fire, not the open fire talisman."

"You...is it interesting for you to be so eloquent?" Chu Han was tired.

Yu Zixi suddenly leaned over to Chu Han's face, kissed the corner of his mouth, and then said in satisfaction: "It's interesting, Master, look, I play like this once, not only can I touch Master once, but I can also kiss Master more. , how interesting."

Chu Han's old face was almost gone, and he pushed Yu Zixi's waist directly: "I'm done touching, I'm done kissing, hurry up and go!"

Yu Zixi said obediently: "Yes!"

With the firelight, the situation in the entire dark passage can be clearly seen.

This secret passage is very cramped, surrounded by wet corpses, but they are all frozen into ice by the little pervert, but it is still disgusting.

As he walked forward, Chu Han seemed to hear something. At first he thought he had heard it wrong, but after walking tens of feet, the sound became louder and clearer. , and even made my ears hurt.

At this moment, Yu Zixi stopped suddenly, moved to Chu Han's ear, and blew lightly.

The air flowed along Chu Han's pinna and entered his ear canal, which was itchy, crispy, and very comfortable. After that, the lingering voice suddenly disappeared.

"What did you do to me just now?" Chu Han covered half of his ears.

Yu Zixi said: "It's nothing, it's just a very simple shielding technique for Master's ears."

Chu Han snorted, and continued walking forward, while asking, "Did you hear the strange sound too?"

Yu Zixi nodded: "I heard."

Chu Han frowned: "Those voices are so strange, what exactly are they?"

Yu Zixi smiled and said, "The evil spirits are screaming, some screaming in grief, some screaming in joy, and some screaming in sadness."

"Why do you hear it so clearly?" Chu Han could only vaguely distinguish what they were calling, but Yu Zixi could hear so much? !

Yu Zixi said casually: "Because I have listened to a lot, and my senses are stronger."

"Listen a lot?" Chu Han was puzzled, "What do you mean?"

"Literally." Yu Zixi pinched a strand of Chu Han's hair and twisted it around his fingers, "When I was in the Evil Spirit Mountain, I could hear the evil spirits screaming every day, even louder than the ones here. , over time, I got used to it, and the induction became stronger."

"You... listen to it every day?" Chu Han was startled, his ears can't be crippled!

Yu Zixi raised his eyebrows: "Yes, what is the expression of Master?"

Nonsense, I feel bad!Chu Han glanced at him, didn't speak, but moved closer to Yu Zixi.

The little pervert was very satisfied with Chu Han's proactive behavior of throwing himself into his arms, and his mouth was almost grinning to the bottom of his ears.

As the two walked forward, they chattered here and there, and after about half an hour, the road ahead was suddenly blocked.

Directly in front of them is a door, made of bronze, but it is definitely not ordinary bronze. After all, although there is no red bloody water here, the walls of the dark passage are all traces of red bloody water washed away. If it was ordinary bronze, it would have been corroded long ago.

But when it comes to bronze, Chu Han thinks of a place, Yunxiu City.

I still remember that when they first met the city lord, the surrounding buildings were made of bronze, and those bronzes can also block red blood, which is quite similar to this bronze gate.

While thinking, Yu Zixi had already walked to the door and put his hand on it.

"Zixi, what are you doing?" Chu Han stepped forward and grabbed Yu Zixi's arm.

As soon as the words fell, the ancient copper door shattered into countless small copper pieces, which fell to the ground with a clatter.

There is still a corridor behind the door, but there is no corpse mud, and the surroundings are also made of bronze.

"Did you hurt your hand?" Chu Han grabbed Yu Zixi's hand, checked it over and over, and heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that the little pervert was not injured.

Yu Zixi looked at Chu Han calmly: "There is no wound, but the shock made my palm hurt."

At first glance, it was just pretending... But Immortal Master Chu still grabbed his hand, blew lightly twice, and then rubbed his palm: "Is it better?"

Yu Zixi smiled and said, "Well, it's much better."

Chu Han put down his hand, and was about to enter the tunnel, but was pulled back into his arms by Yu Zixi: "Master, don't go."

Chu Han froze for a moment: "What's wrong?"

Yu Zixi didn't speak, but put his hand into the lapel of Chu Han's chest.

"What do you want to do again?" Chu Han grabbed Yu Zixi's wrist, why is this little thing playing hooligans regardless of the occasion? !What's wrong!

Yu Zixi still did not speak. Although his wrist was grabbed by Chu Han, it still did not affect him from groping around in Chu Han's clothes. After a while, he held a small talisman between his two fingers and pulled it out Come back: "It's just taking something, where is Master thinking?"

Chu Han's ears turned red: "You are like this all of a sudden, and you didn't speak when I asked you. I thought you were going to do that kind of thing again."

"What kind of thing?" Yu Zixi blinked, then reached into Chu Han's clothes again, this time directly into the innermost inner layer, touched it, and said obediently, "Is this kind of thing? "

Chu Han pushed him away: "Don't make trouble!"

Yu Zixi quickly put his hands behind his back: "Don't make trouble."

Chu Han laughed angrily at his kindergarten kid's actions: "What are you doing with the little talisman?"

"Explore the way." Yu Zixi made a decision, and after tying a red thread around the neck of the little talisman, he threw the little talisman into the bronze tunnel.

As soon as the little talisman entered the corridor, it quickly grew to the height of half a person. After bowing to Yuzixi, it ran back and forth into the depths of the corridor.

In less than a quarter of an hour, the little man came back along the red line, his face was covered with dirt, and there was a rotten vegetable leaf on his head.

Chu Han frowned: "How did you do it?"

The little man took off the rotten vegetable leaves on his head, giggled and said: "There is no danger in the tunnel, but there is a random barrier at the end. Once I go out, I will be in someone's vegetable basket."

Random enchantment is a kind of enchantment where the entrance is fixed, but the exit changes randomly. Only the person who puts up the enchantment can control the exit position. When the rest of the people enter the enchantment and go out, they may land anywhere.

"Then after leaving the barrier, what's the situation outside?" Chu Han asked.

The little man let out a oops and slapped his head: "I forgot to go out and see."

Chu Han: "..." Why are this batch of newly trained little talismans so stupid? ! !

Yu Zixi chuckled, Chu Han turned his head and said, "You're still laughing!"

Yu Zixi pouted innocently: "I can't help it."

You can't help it, you are right!Chu Han sighed: "There is no danger inside, let's go in."

Yu Zixi said obediently.

As soon as the figures of the two disappeared at the end of the corridor, they heard a splash on the other side, and the two fell into the swimming pool-sized wine pool in the center of the flower hall.

thump-thump-

Hop splashes.

The original melody came to an abrupt end, and the guests who were enjoying the singing and dancing all stared wide-eyed, wondering: What is it?

Chu Han took a sip of the wine, his throat was so hot that he was about to smoke, he tried his best to get out of the wine, wiped his face, what the hell is this?

The author has something to say: After Yun Dao’s identity is revealed, I will give you a brief overview of the plot. In fact, the plot is very simple. Say hahaha.

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