Starting a fire in the forest is a very dangerous thing, especially in the forest at night.
I'm not talking about the impossible thing like causing a forest fire. After all, if a fire does break out, as long as it is an ordinary fire, even the father-in-law of the land can extinguish it, let alone thousands of people living in the forest. Thousands of monsters.
By danger I mean all kinds of demons and demons that are attracted by fire.Some of those monsters can fly, some can hide, and some will hide in the shadows and stare at you, giving you a fatal blow when you let go of all your defenses.
But the scariest monsters are often not huge, super-lethal-looking reckless men.An assassin hiding in the shadows is more lethal than a reckless man, and it will sneak you out of the trap step by step.
Nightmare is undoubtedly the most cunning and patient of them all.
This bat-like monster has the ability to lull you into your worst nightmares and then feed on your inner fears and insecurities.In other words, the more you fear, the more satisfied he will be.
But this evil monster has a fatal weakness, that is, it does not have a strong body... In other words, if it scares others to be discovered, even a child as young as Jiang Liuer can catch it with bare hands .
#It’s close combat five slags#
So I wasn't at all surprised when the Holy Father caught a bat and threw it in front of us the next morning.I stretched out my fingers and poked its soft body, and it stretched out its paws and squeaked to indicate that it was not dead yet.
I pointed at it expressionlessly: "Jiang Liu'er, didn't you ask me why my eyes became swollen? It's a good thing you did."
Jiang Liu'er let out a cry of surprise and knelt down with the silly girl on her back to observe the nightmare.
"But isn't this a bat? It looks so small." Jiang Liu'er simply sat down and watched the nightmare.After a while, he scratched his little bald head, and said: "Master said, you can't bully the weak."
When Meng Meng heard this sentence, she immediately turned over and didn't look like a corpse, but wanted to fly up to show that she was still very powerful.It's just that it had a good idea, but before it could fly, it was slapped back to the ground by the great holy master.
It made two pitiful chirping sounds and then lay down like a dead body.
The great saint clapped his hands: "Don't you see that it is quite energetic."
Jiang Liu'er took a piece of grass and poked its body like I poked Nightmare, and Nightmare flinched weakly.The whole monster exudes the aura of "Don't make trouble, I'm just annoying you."
Jiang Liu'er got excited, hehehe twice: "It's really fun!"
...Later, the silly girl directly covered the little Nightmare Bat with the pile of grass that she pulled out just now.
Marshal Zhu put his hips on his hips and pretended to scare the little Nightmare Bat: "If you dare to mess with my old pig again, I will make you look good!"
"Okay, okay," I looked at the road in the distance, stood up, and signaled to start. "Let's go, maybe we don't have to live in the mountains today."
The crowd responded.
As soon as I stood up and walked a few steps, my head became dizzy, and my eyes went dark.It wasn't until I staggered forward a few steps and bumped into Marshal Pig's back that I began to feel better, and the blackness in front of me gradually dissipated.
"Huh?" Marshal Zhu turned his head and looked at me: "Are you okay?"
I covered my forehead and waved my hand, indicating that it was okay.
"Then be careful."
He turned back and walked forward again, but unexpectedly, the silly girl jumped and climbed onto him.So they added Jiang Liu'er to the topic of "you can't get down" and "you put her down quickly" and made a fuss.
The great saint, who was walking behind, quickly walked to the next door to me, and glanced at me: "Are you really okay?"
I didn't pay attention to the suspicious eyes of the great saint, but rubbed my temples and said, "Yes."
Afterwards, the Great Sage took a piece of grass in his mouth and walked leisurely all the way while humming and squinting his eyes. After walking for about an hour, the Great Sage clamored to find peaches to eat. Jiang Liuer and Marshal Zhu Naturally, she agreed with a show of hands.
I stood under the shade of a tree leaning on a stone with my eyes closed, listening to the nonsense of Jiang Liuer and Marshal Zhu next door.
"Hey, Jiang Liuer, why do you think that monkey has become greedy today? Usually, we said we would take a break before he went to find peaches to eat."
"It should be because I didn't sleep well last night... But the Great Sage is so amazing, he was able to find that bat like this!"
"Cut, let me be handsome, I can do it too!"
"Hey"
Then Marshal Zhu's exasperated voice sounded immediately: "...you silly girl! Don't put flowers on my head!!"
"Hahahaha Marshal Canopy has flowers growing on his head!"
I pursed my lips and couldn't help a smile.
continue on the road.
"Great Holy Father," I tore off the grass that was dangling from the Great Holy Father's mouth. "Don't underestimate me, I don't need to rest."
The great saint turned his face sideways: "Don't be so smug, I just want to eat peaches!"
"Hmm...really?" I mused.
"..." The Great Holy Lord ignored me.
Then I said confidently, "I want you to carry me on your back."
Hearing this, he snatched the grass back from my hand and took two quick steps forward, leaving only my back.
"...Could it be that you are still a little devil?!"
I curled my lips: "Then there is no need to rest."
Two 10 minutes later.
Grand Holy Father: "Take a break?"
I don't."
After half an hour.
Great Holy Master: "...take a short break?"
I don't."
after an hour.
The great saint resigned to his fate and squatted down with his back to me: "Come up."
I curled my mouth proudly.
I fell asleep on the back of the great saint for a long time.
I dreamed about the ending of the nightmare brought to me by the nightmare again. The indifferent Saint Buddha of Dou Zhan waved his hand at me impatiently on the stage of Yao Chi: "You go."
There was no doting look, no gentle kisses, or even gentle words.
I somehow felt something was wrong.
That's where the nightmare ends.
But I did not expect that this is not the final outcome.
"You go."
At that moment, I seemed to suddenly realize something, and some memories that I never remembered flooded into my mind.This is only a moment between heaven and earth, but for me it is a full ten samsaras.
I responded, "...I won't go."
Then I brazenly stepped forward and took his hand.
Dou Zhanfo in front of me looked up at me in puzzlement, but was in a daze the moment he saw my face.
He didn't withdraw his hand.
I smiled at him: "Monkey King, I am Lu Ji."
What greeted me was his warm embrace, and then the arrogance that had avoided me for hundreds of years.
My group had just arrived at an inn when I woke up.
I rubbed my eyes, yawned, then continued to wrap my arms around the neck of the Great Holy Father, and rubbed my face against the soft monkey hair on his neck.
"Then I will continue to sleep."
"... Sleeping for so long, are you a pig?"
Then the Holy Father gently lifted my body up.
#daily......pit......great sage snorting Zzz#
I don't know how to make portal spicy QAQ
Or find it directly in my column...
Me: Damn, I'm so touched... I finally remembered some daily life with my brain
#Although the original text is a BE, but here I abruptly changed it to HE#
#我是谁脑公那不脸系列doge#
Thank you Shuimo Lingyin Jieyu King for calling me to patrol the mountain, the little angel let me understand that BE is not good.
But I really deleted those hundreds of words in the back... Let's fill it up here qwq
I also love all the little angels who left comments
I'm not talking about the impossible thing like causing a forest fire. After all, if a fire does break out, as long as it is an ordinary fire, even the father-in-law of the land can extinguish it, let alone thousands of people living in the forest. Thousands of monsters.
By danger I mean all kinds of demons and demons that are attracted by fire.Some of those monsters can fly, some can hide, and some will hide in the shadows and stare at you, giving you a fatal blow when you let go of all your defenses.
But the scariest monsters are often not huge, super-lethal-looking reckless men.An assassin hiding in the shadows is more lethal than a reckless man, and it will sneak you out of the trap step by step.
Nightmare is undoubtedly the most cunning and patient of them all.
This bat-like monster has the ability to lull you into your worst nightmares and then feed on your inner fears and insecurities.In other words, the more you fear, the more satisfied he will be.
But this evil monster has a fatal weakness, that is, it does not have a strong body... In other words, if it scares others to be discovered, even a child as young as Jiang Liuer can catch it with bare hands .
#It’s close combat five slags#
So I wasn't at all surprised when the Holy Father caught a bat and threw it in front of us the next morning.I stretched out my fingers and poked its soft body, and it stretched out its paws and squeaked to indicate that it was not dead yet.
I pointed at it expressionlessly: "Jiang Liu'er, didn't you ask me why my eyes became swollen? It's a good thing you did."
Jiang Liu'er let out a cry of surprise and knelt down with the silly girl on her back to observe the nightmare.
"But isn't this a bat? It looks so small." Jiang Liu'er simply sat down and watched the nightmare.After a while, he scratched his little bald head, and said: "Master said, you can't bully the weak."
When Meng Meng heard this sentence, she immediately turned over and didn't look like a corpse, but wanted to fly up to show that she was still very powerful.It's just that it had a good idea, but before it could fly, it was slapped back to the ground by the great holy master.
It made two pitiful chirping sounds and then lay down like a dead body.
The great saint clapped his hands: "Don't you see that it is quite energetic."
Jiang Liu'er took a piece of grass and poked its body like I poked Nightmare, and Nightmare flinched weakly.The whole monster exudes the aura of "Don't make trouble, I'm just annoying you."
Jiang Liu'er got excited, hehehe twice: "It's really fun!"
...Later, the silly girl directly covered the little Nightmare Bat with the pile of grass that she pulled out just now.
Marshal Zhu put his hips on his hips and pretended to scare the little Nightmare Bat: "If you dare to mess with my old pig again, I will make you look good!"
"Okay, okay," I looked at the road in the distance, stood up, and signaled to start. "Let's go, maybe we don't have to live in the mountains today."
The crowd responded.
As soon as I stood up and walked a few steps, my head became dizzy, and my eyes went dark.It wasn't until I staggered forward a few steps and bumped into Marshal Pig's back that I began to feel better, and the blackness in front of me gradually dissipated.
"Huh?" Marshal Zhu turned his head and looked at me: "Are you okay?"
I covered my forehead and waved my hand, indicating that it was okay.
"Then be careful."
He turned back and walked forward again, but unexpectedly, the silly girl jumped and climbed onto him.So they added Jiang Liu'er to the topic of "you can't get down" and "you put her down quickly" and made a fuss.
The great saint, who was walking behind, quickly walked to the next door to me, and glanced at me: "Are you really okay?"
I didn't pay attention to the suspicious eyes of the great saint, but rubbed my temples and said, "Yes."
Afterwards, the Great Sage took a piece of grass in his mouth and walked leisurely all the way while humming and squinting his eyes. After walking for about an hour, the Great Sage clamored to find peaches to eat. Jiang Liuer and Marshal Zhu Naturally, she agreed with a show of hands.
I stood under the shade of a tree leaning on a stone with my eyes closed, listening to the nonsense of Jiang Liuer and Marshal Zhu next door.
"Hey, Jiang Liuer, why do you think that monkey has become greedy today? Usually, we said we would take a break before he went to find peaches to eat."
"It should be because I didn't sleep well last night... But the Great Sage is so amazing, he was able to find that bat like this!"
"Cut, let me be handsome, I can do it too!"
"Hey"
Then Marshal Zhu's exasperated voice sounded immediately: "...you silly girl! Don't put flowers on my head!!"
"Hahahaha Marshal Canopy has flowers growing on his head!"
I pursed my lips and couldn't help a smile.
continue on the road.
"Great Holy Father," I tore off the grass that was dangling from the Great Holy Father's mouth. "Don't underestimate me, I don't need to rest."
The great saint turned his face sideways: "Don't be so smug, I just want to eat peaches!"
"Hmm...really?" I mused.
"..." The Great Holy Lord ignored me.
Then I said confidently, "I want you to carry me on your back."
Hearing this, he snatched the grass back from my hand and took two quick steps forward, leaving only my back.
"...Could it be that you are still a little devil?!"
I curled my lips: "Then there is no need to rest."
Two 10 minutes later.
Grand Holy Father: "Take a break?"
I don't."
After half an hour.
Great Holy Master: "...take a short break?"
I don't."
after an hour.
The great saint resigned to his fate and squatted down with his back to me: "Come up."
I curled my mouth proudly.
I fell asleep on the back of the great saint for a long time.
I dreamed about the ending of the nightmare brought to me by the nightmare again. The indifferent Saint Buddha of Dou Zhan waved his hand at me impatiently on the stage of Yao Chi: "You go."
There was no doting look, no gentle kisses, or even gentle words.
I somehow felt something was wrong.
That's where the nightmare ends.
But I did not expect that this is not the final outcome.
"You go."
At that moment, I seemed to suddenly realize something, and some memories that I never remembered flooded into my mind.This is only a moment between heaven and earth, but for me it is a full ten samsaras.
I responded, "...I won't go."
Then I brazenly stepped forward and took his hand.
Dou Zhanfo in front of me looked up at me in puzzlement, but was in a daze the moment he saw my face.
He didn't withdraw his hand.
I smiled at him: "Monkey King, I am Lu Ji."
What greeted me was his warm embrace, and then the arrogance that had avoided me for hundreds of years.
My group had just arrived at an inn when I woke up.
I rubbed my eyes, yawned, then continued to wrap my arms around the neck of the Great Holy Father, and rubbed my face against the soft monkey hair on his neck.
"Then I will continue to sleep."
"... Sleeping for so long, are you a pig?"
Then the Holy Father gently lifted my body up.
#daily......pit......great sage snorting Zzz#
I don't know how to make portal spicy QAQ
Or find it directly in my column...
Me: Damn, I'm so touched... I finally remembered some daily life with my brain
#Although the original text is a BE, but here I abruptly changed it to HE#
#我是谁脑公那不脸系列doge#
Thank you Shuimo Lingyin Jieyu King for calling me to patrol the mountain, the little angel let me understand that BE is not good.
But I really deleted those hundreds of words in the back... Let's fill it up here qwq
I also love all the little angels who left comments
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