[CUG Great Sage Returns] Original Intention

After the great saint was abused several times by little angel Liu'er, little angel Liu'er happily met Canopy Pig Demon Marshal.Although he said that he hasn't eaten well for hundreds of years and lost a lot of weight, but...

I twitched the corners of my mouth and looked at the lump in front of me.

You can't see that you've lost weight at all, okay?

"Hey, girl, you look familiar." The canopy marshal standing in front of me slowly approached me, and then began to smell me with his very long nose.Yes, smell me. "Could it be my old lover in heaven who missed me so much and secretly descended to earth?"

Being smelled by a pig demon is quite a strange feeling. I stepped back and replied politely: "Your Excellency is thinking too much, I will not like a pig."

Canopy Pig Demon Marshal said that he couldn't react for a while.

"Ah...?" Jiang Liu'er was a little puzzled. "But, didn't he say he was Marshal Canopy?"

I smiled and said, "You heard me wrong, what I mean is, how can I fall in love with Marshal Canopy who is so handsome?"

Marshal Tianpeng who reacted was shy: "Girl, Lao Zhu will be embarrassed if you say that."

He was shy, but his nose was getting closer and closer. When I was thinking about kicking him, the great saint, who had been watching the show next door, finally made a move.

Although the process was a bit disgusting and violent—the Great Holy Lord used two fingers to stab Marshal Pig’s nostrils and twirled him for a week—but the result was good, at least I got rid of this strange crisis for the time being .

I breathed a sigh of relief.

"You you you you—are you really Monkey King?"

"Isn't this nonsense?" The Great Saint wiped his fingers absent-mindedly. "Or, do you want to try again?"

Holy Father, wash your hands quickly——!

Marshal Zhu held his nose and shook his head wildly, but seeing Jiang Liuer's suspicious eyes around him, he immediately straightened his back to show his strength.

"It's all your fault, monkey, who knocked me down! Today, my old pig, I will let you see how powerful I am!"

……

I didn't even see Marshal Zhu's bumpy road to revenge. He was abused all the way, first by the great sage, and then by Jiang Liu'er.Even so, Marshal Pig was still strong enough to reach the edge of the cliff.

I took two steps back without leaving a trace, and now I'm scared when I see the cliff.Then I thought about the great saint beside me, and suddenly I didn't feel so scared.I turned my face to the side to see what the Great Sage is doing now, but I found that the Great Sage seemed to be looking at me—when he met my gaze, he immediately turned his face away as if he was frightened.

I raised my eyebrows, and poked the arm of the Great Sage with great interest: "Am I so scary, the Great Sage?"

The great saint turned his head again.

Afterwards, he explained sullenly: "You seem...a bit familiar too."

"Well, I think you are super familiar." I smiled: "Maybe we really knew each other before?"

I thought about it again, and tilted my head: "But this is not important, anyway, I just know you now."

"Is that right? Great Holy Lord."

"...Why are you so talkative like Jiang Liuer?"

I was unhappy for a moment, and I planned to call the upper-class little angel to abuse the Holy Father again.But when I saw half of the back of the head left by the Great Sage in a blink of an eye,

I want to laugh again.

Don't ask why.

His ears are red.

Not long after meeting Marshal Pig, Little Angel Liu discovered a new animal.

One train.

At first I wasn't sure if this was the white dragon that appeared in my dream, but when the dragon passed through everyone and came to me at the end, I also recognized him.He yelled at me softly, and before I could reply in a hurry, the great saint punched me.The force was so great that even he himself rolled on the ground a few times before stopping, and then stood up to form a confrontation with Bailong.

Bailong roared impatiently at the Great Holy Father, shaking up the sand and gravel all over the sky.

I frowned.

Finally, when Bailong looked at me, I shook my head at him.

I knew what he meant, in the dream, and now.

Bailong roared again unwillingly, and finally flew away.The startled Great Holy Master and the slightly startled Jiang Liuerzhu Marshal were left behind.Jiang Liu'er was still a child after all, when he met a dragon, his curiosity was more important than his fear.

Jiang Liu'er stared blankly at the place where Bai Longfei left, and murmured: "It turns out that dragons really can fly."

"What's so great about being able to fly," Marshal Zhu also lay down next door to watch Long Fei. "I can fly too."

Over there, Jiang Liuer and Marshal Zhu were discussing the direct or indirect relationship between Hui Fei and Li Li, while Dasheng and I were discussing my relationship with that white dragon.

"You know that white dragon?"

"I don't know," I shrugged, "I have lost my memory."

"Then why did he come to you?!" The Great Sage was a little annoyed. "Do you know, you were almost eaten just now!"

"Don't worry, he won't."

"how do you know?"

"Hmm..." I thought about it. "He likes me after all."

The Holy Father seemed a little speechless for a while.

"...Your self-consciousness as a girl was eaten by a pig."

I blurted out: "Of course not, there is no one in the world who doesn't love me."

Huh--? !How could I say such unscrupulous things? In other words, how do I know that Bailong likes me? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"..."

Although my heart is completely messed up by myself, I still try to calm myself down.When I felt that my heart began to recover, I turned my head to look at the Great Holy Father, and then my heart was once again completely confused by the way the Great Holy Father was eating peaches.

While mending my broken heart, I smiled and talked to the great saint: "However, I am still very happy."

The great saint watched me tilt my head, didn't speak, and took another bite of the peach with a click.

"After all, you care about me."

I said triumphantly, "Look, I just said that you will protect me, Great Sage."

"Who cares about you!" The Great Holy Master frowned, "I'm just afraid that the little brat will be eaten!"

Me: "I understand, I understand."

Great Holy Master: "What do you know?"

I stood on tiptoe and stretched out my hand to pat the head of the Great Sage Fried Hair Lord. It really looked rough as I imagined, but it was actually a bit soft to the touch.After taking the picture, he immediately ran to the cliff where Jiang Liuer was, leaving behind a great saint who was holding a peach in a daze.

"Jiang Liu'er, help me, the Great Sage is going to beat me qwq!"

"what?"

"My lord, you can't do this, you see your ears are red!"

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☆、Dream

"Are you the monkey the master has just acquired?"

I looked at the monkey in front of me with my chest raised and eyebrows raised, and carefully sized him up with an unruly expression.

Then I calmly said: "You are impetuous, if you don't change, you won't learn much ability."

I thought my words would make the proud monkey fly into a rage and hate me ever since.Just like how many times I have commented pertinently on a certain younger brother and younger sister, I will think that I have trampled on their pride and have no further contact.

But he didn't.

"Don't keep calling monkey monkeys like that," he just raised his head, imitating me and said provocatively: "I'm Monkey King."

I was stunned.

"...Okay, I'll call you Wukong from now on."

That was the first time we met in the Nine Heavens. I am the eldest disciple of Patriarch Bodhi who will never grow up, and he has grown from a miscellaneous apprentice step by step in decades during my 20 years of retreat. Master's new disciple.

That was the first time we met and the last time we met.

I never called him "Wukong".

Although I also want to meet him, I can't find him no matter what.We are obviously studying in the mountains within ten miles, but it seems to be the will of the gods. I have never had the opportunity to see Sun Wukong during the nearly decades when he was studying as a teacher.

I also gave up.

Afterwards, I watched with cold eyes that he had finished his studies and left for decades, watched him make a big fuss in the palace, and watched him be invincible and fight thousands of soldiers alone.I also watched him being trapped under the Tathagata's Wuzhi Peak, 500 years of iron pills and copper juice, 500 years of resentment, and 500 years of loneliness.

In the end, I watched him go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, and he did not give up despite many difficulties along the way, until he defeated the Buddha and returned to the heaven.

On the Yaochi stage.

I bowed down to congratulate with a blank expression: "Congratulations to Dou Victory Buddha for returning to heaven after going through all kinds of dangers."

Tiejia Xuanling's Dou Zhanfo waved his hand impatiently at me: "You go."

Since then, there has been no intersection in life.

Even if he is Monkey King, my ending with him is the same as that of countless younger brothers and sisters.

Different ways.

"...Jiang Liu'er, don't be afraid, it's just a little monster, it will only arouse your deepest fear."

"But," Jiang Liuer's voice was full of tears. "The thing I dreamed was terrible. I dreamed that the silly girl was eaten by the mountain demon..."

"Don't talk about monkeys, I also dreamed about the old pig. I can't go back to heaven in my life, and I have always been a pig demon..."

There was a lot of crying around, and even the little girl was crying too.

"It's just a little nightmare, let my grandson teach him a lesson."

……

Not long after, the surroundings returned to silence except for Zhu Bajie's snoring.

I closed my eyes and didn't want to wake up.

Because I know that as soon as I open my eyes, I will burst into tears.When the night was so late that I couldn't even hear Zhu Bajie's snoring, I finally couldn't help sobbing softly.

I'm really scared.

Suddenly in the cold I felt a warm palm covering my eyes.

The tears could not be held back for an instant.

A familiar sigh came from beside me.

"Go to sleep."

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