Two or three things about having a crush on Mr. Dazai

Akira Takeshita didn't know that before Misaka's powerful computing power was used to heal his brain consciousness, the last function was to contact Misaka's sister to help him run errands and buy four cups of milk tea.

When Takeshita Qiu woke up, the scene in front of him really changed.

He was lying in the single ward of the hospital, and when he looked to the side, he saw Osamu Dazai sitting by the bed.

"Mr. Dazai."

he called.

"Well, I'm here. You're awake."

Osamu Dazai helped Takeshita Akira to sit up, and told him skillfully: "This time is not long, you only slept for less than half an hour."

In the hospital, Takeshita Akira naturally took off his mask, so Dazai scratched the tip of his nose and said with a smile, "Welcome back."

Osamu Dazai smiled, and Akira Takeshita laughed along with him, saying in a low voice, "Thank you."

"Look who this is?"

Dazai moved away, and Takeshita Aki saw that there were two people in the room.

Dazai introduced Accelerator and The Last Work to him, and explained the results of the inspection - Netherland Pursuing Soul has confirmed that Qiu's condition is suitable for using the Misaka Network for treatment.

"Da Maojiang, who Qiu Jianyi bravely rescued, happened to be the person we were looking for~ Isn't it a coincidence?"

Takeshita Akira: "Dummao sauce?"

The Last Work held his small bag in both hands and leaned in front of the hospital bed: "It's Misaka Misaka! Brother Qiu. Misaka Misaka didn't expect to repay you so soon—Misaka Misaka has a little pride in her heart."

The little girl is lively and cheerful, and it seems that she has not been affected too much by the kidnapping incident.A brown hair on the top of her head was raised high, and it swayed as she spoke.

Aki Takeshita couldn't hold back, and stretched out his hand to rua.

As expected, after the rua pulled down the stupid hair, it immediately curled up again.

Takeshita Qiu smiled: "That's great, you will become my benefactor in the future. Please take care of me."

Being gently touched by the big brother's white and slender knuckles, the little girl's heart exploded.

Wow, he is so gentle!He looks so handsome after taking off the mask!Misaka Misaka made up her mind to cure him!

The last work suddenly remembered something, Teng Teng Teng took out two cups of milk tea from the small table behind, and handed them to Dazai Osamu and Takeshita Akira.

"Hey, brother Qiu, Mr. Dazai, to thank you, this is the milk tea that Misaka Misaka bought carefully during the giveaway event of the milk tea shop. Everyone has it~"

Sister Misaka just came here on 10167. She delivered four cups of new milk tea, and she also hung the Gua Tai pendant she won in the lottery on her small bag. I was very envious of the last work.

Osamu Dazai: "Da Maojiang really knows how to choose, Qiu likes this the most."

Aki Takeshita accepted it happily, and thanked him tenderly for the last work, which made the little girl's cheeks blush.

At this moment, Accelerator, who was sitting in the back drinking milk tea with his legs crossed, said, "..."

ha?Isn't buy one get one free an excuse to give him milk tea?

So it was just that kid trying to save money?Also everyone has? ?

The milk tea in his hand suddenly tasted bad.

With the cooperation of the last work, the treatment plan for the soul of the underworld was formulated smoothly.

But before the real treatment begins, Mingtu Zhuishun needs more sampling observations on Takeshita Qiu's "condition".In order to cultivate his trust in the last game and reduce the risk of the Misaka Network hacking his brain, the time that Aki Takeshita stayed with the last game increased dramatically.

As a direct result of this, the relationship between Takeshita Akira and Last Work quickly heated up, while the other two were unfortunately excluded.

On this day, Last Work, carrying her small messenger bag, dragged Accelerator to the hospital to find two new big brothers to play with.

"Misaka Misaka would like to borrow a little bit from Mr. Dazai's brother Qiu, Misaka Misaka sincerely begs you and hopes to get your consent!"

As the last work said, he slowly pushed Osamu Dazai out of the door with both hands, "Just for a while! Misaka Misaka asked Mr. Dazai to leave here for a while."

Before the door of the ward was slammed shut, Osamu Dazai saw Aki Takeshita smiling and waving at him.

Dazai: "..."

Turning his head, he looked at Accelerator who was holding a cane outside the door.

He resentfully said: "Mr. Fang, don't you think... this kind of development trend is not good?"

Fang Tongxing recalled how excited that little brat was when he was going to see brother Qiu early in the morning, and when he saw him, he wanted to jump on him, his right hand clenched his cane tightly, and he said coldly: "Tch, that little brat won't keep going any longer. Don't bother me, but I feel relieved!"

As if to respond to the distasteful tone, Accelerator slammed the cane on the floor vigorously, and Accelerator turned and left.

Osamu Dazai: "Hey, Accelerator-kun who doesn't care, the floor is going to shatter."

"Which research institute is going to close down today?"

He said this because on the second day after The Last Work was kidnapped, there was news in Academy City that a private research institute had been attacked and closed down.It is conceivable that it is the one that made the idea of ​​the last work.

"I'm not that boring."

"Ah... But if you don't hold on to Daimao Jiang well, my Qiu will not be able to refuse her."

Think about Xiaoyin and Izumi Kyouka from before, and even Alice who is a doctor with superpowers. Which of these little girls doesn't like Qiu.

Qiu once refused to have dinner with him after get off work in order to accompany Alice to play; now, in order to accompany the last work, she sent him away casually.

Osamu Dazai, who was pushed out of the door by The Last Work, suddenly felt an unspeakable depression.

"Accelerator, have you taught Damao Jiang the difference between men and women and the need to keep a distance?"

"...She is a clone of the super electromagnetic gun, and she was infused with common sense at birth."

So it should be known that men and women who are not lovers should keep a distance.

"Then why is she clinging to Qiu so~so~so~?"

One way:"…………"

I also want to know this question.

"What's wrong girl?"

Aki Takeshita asked.

"Misaka Misaka came up with a new 'Birthday Surprise Operation' plan today! This time it will definitely make that person laugh out loud! Misaka Misaka can't wait to share the plan with you."

The little girl looked at Aki Takeshita expectantly.

The reason why she wants to be alone with Chi-chia Chiu-chi without telling the truth is because Accelerator's birthday is coming up, and she wants to surprise him with Chiu Chiu-chi.

At the same time, she drove Dazai away because she wanted to prevent Accelerator from feeling excluded alone: ​​Mr. Dazai seemed to be a sociable person, so he should be able to get along well with that person.

Takeshita Qiuwen said gently: "Tell me?"

The last work started chattering.

Akira Takeshita listened carefully, and from time to time gave targeted advice based on his own knowledge and experience combined with Accelerator's personality, and would not underestimate her intentions just because the other party was just a ten-year-old girl.

Takeshita has always treated people like this.

However, his solemn attitude made the last work more fond of him.

Among them, when they talked about how the last work and Accelerator met, the last work said that she and the other [-] Misaka sisters were born for the "absolute ability user evolution plan".

That is to say, they are clones mass-produced with the mission of being massacred 5 times to allow Accelerator, who is Lv.6, to advance to Lv.[-].

There is a bad relationship between Fang Accelerator and them.

After killing more than 1 Misaka sisters, he withdrew from the "Absolutely Capable Person Evolution Project", and continued his life full of darkness and blood to protect the last work and the Misaka sisters.

The little girl's brain is connected to the Misaka network that shares the memories of 1 younger sisters, and has retained more than [-] memories of being brutally tortured and killed by Accelerator.

When she said these words, she just stated the facts objectively, without any other emotions.

Aki Takeshita nodded after listening quietly.

He didn't judge Accelerator's past of killing [-] Misaka sisters, but said to the last work: "Transformation is not an easy task. At his age, I still don't have such awareness and courage."

The last work: "So this is what people who have been here think... Misaka Misaka sighed so much."

"Come here?"

Takeshita had a meal.

Faced with the last work that he had exposed something, his expression suddenly became tense: "Ah, Misaka Misaka definitely didn't mean to spy on brother's **! It's just... the previous few tentative intrusions of Misaka's network, Misaka Misaka could not help seeing it. Some of your memories... Misaka Misaka frantically trying to explain..."

Takeshita Qiu digested it for a while, and then understood.

Perhaps it is a necessary process for treating the brain. When his consciousness is in contact with the Misaka Network, the memory stored in the brain will be searched by the Misaka Network.

No wonder the Netherland Soul Chaser doctor asked them to cultivate more relationships.Otherwise, he might not be able to accept being fully informed of his memory by another person.

"It's ok."

Instead, Aki Takeshita spoke out to comfort the flustered girl.

"You are right, I did have such an experience in the past."

He said frankly, "I used to be an assassin and killed countless people who wanted to live."

The eyes of the last work are round: "Oh!"

"If defined by universal standards, Mr. Dazai and I probably could have been classified as 'extremely evil' people in the past. Life and death are not particularly important things to us."

He sighed softly, "What I kill is not a clone born in a petri dish, but a living person, with different genders, ages and children."

"I'm not repenting now." Takeshita Akira said, "The sin of ignoring life cannot be washed away, nor can repentance make it up."

"Perhaps that boy thought so too."

"Misaka Misaka doesn't know... Misaka Misaka said confused."

"However, you can tell him the understanding gained by a senior assassin who changed his job from killing people to saving people—the past is for passing, not for carrying."

"He claims to be a villainous party, but I have seen a mafia that is really trapped in the dark, works with the night, and has its pursuit and principles. The villainous party is also qualified to pursue dreams and happiness."

"That's not a conflict."

Akira Takeshita stroked the top of the last work's hair, fiddled with the cute brown hair, and said gently: "If you can get my memory, you will still see a long period of me chasing after Mr. Dazai in embarrassment. unbearable past."

"But so what?"

He laughed: "Transformation is not easy, but also a great thing, isn't it?"

Although the last work has comprehensive common sense, her mind is only at the stage of about ten years old, and she half understands what Aki Takeshita said, so she can only write it down secretly.

And when the last book conveyed these words to Accelerator intact, and Accelerator also learned that Aki Takeshita was the number one ghost assassin in the retired ex-assassin world, the young man who was so comforted was silent for a long, long time .

Of course, this is a follow-up.

Now, Akira Takeshita and the last work have finalized the arrangement of "Birthday Surprise Battle", and the last work happily made Aki Takeshita bend down and kiss the young man's cheek like Osamu Dazai.

After a "ba" kiss, the little girl who had never been so intimate with anyone else blushed, turned around and ran out the door.

Aki Takeshita was stunned, touched his cheek, and then a gentle smile appeared on the corners of his eyes, eyebrows and lips.

Ever since he came back from nothingness and officially became lovers with Dazai, he has become a lot more laughable.Compared with the unsmiling and unsmiling in the port mafia when he was a teenager, he is a completely different person.

Outside the door of Akira Takeshita's ward.

After going through a moment where it was difficult for the author to describe what happened, Osamu Dazai firmly grabbed the thigh of a certain white-haired and red-eyed Academy City's strongest superpower, and complained tearfully: "You said Qiu is It’s not that he doesn’t love me anymore, he used to be very anxious if he didn’t see me, he couldn’t bear it, he would come to me even if he was tortured, but now it’s too unreasonable to lock me out of the door ruthlessly, or he should commit suicide to attract Qiu better focus..."

Accelerator tugged at his trouser waist, broke down and yelled, "It's you who is unreasonable! Your emotional crisis is none of my business, ahhhhhhh—"

What the hell is committing suicide to attract attention!

What the hell is holding his thigh! !

What the hell is his vector operation not working on this guy at all! ! !

what happened?Another ability remover?What is his background?

No matter what the reason is, this guy pulling his pants is simply more troublesome than Kamijou Touma!

The trendy brand pants he just bought last week are almost destroyed!pull!crack!up!

Accelerator's actions were fully restrained by Dazai Osamu, unable to use his abilities, and unable to break free, his despair was more real than killing 1 Misaka sisters.

Just then, the door was pushed open.

The last work: "...Eh??"

Takeshita Akira, who came out immediately after, was also stunned: "..."

Dazai pretended to wipe away his tears, and kept his other hand firmly on Accelerator's trousers.

"Hey, Mr. Qiu, are you finally willing to come out and give your lover a glance?"

Takeshita Akira: "?"

Accelerator: "He's out, let him go, bastard!"

Takeshita Aki followed suit: "Mr. Dazai, don't bully others."

Only then did Dazai Shi Shiran stand up and straighten his clothes as if nothing had happened: "How can I bully a child who is seven years younger than me, right~"

He glanced lightly at Accelerator, and the first one swore that he read the meaning in the man's eyes: "Next time, take care of your children and don't cling to my Qiu, or I will cling to you too."

One way:"…………"

Hehe, I was threatened.

However, the last game is very moved by their playfulness.

"It's great that you and Dazai-san are having so much fun, said Misaka Misaka in surprise!"

Dazai smiled and said, "Yes, I had a good time~"

One way:"……"

Forget it, just play and play, he doesn't care about people who are not in the normal mind when they are in love.

The day-to-day running-in of chicken and dog jumping is over, and it's time to officially heal Takeshita Akira.

The success rate of the treatment is very high, but the possibility of completely destroying the brain after failure cannot be ruled out.

Before Akira Takeshita was pushed into the isolation room, Dazai said, "I'll wait for you to come back."

Takeshita Qiu: "If you don't come back, will you die for love?" He joked.

"Maybe." Dazai also joked.

Aki Takeshita looked into Dazai's eyes, and said calmly and lovingly, "Mr. Dazai, I love you."

Osamu Dazai replied softly, "I know."

"Qiu, I don't know how to say that. For the sake of my most desperate warrior in this life, I am waiting for your triumphant return."

"it is good."

They made a promise that only each other would know, and then Dazai watched his youth leave, disappearing at the end of the hospital corridor that he could not see.

The treatment was a great success.

The powerful computing power of the Misaka Network powerfully cleaned and rearranged the inside of Takeshita Akira's brain nerves, bypassing the oppressed and damaged brain nerves, allowing him to liberate his thinking and computing power without losing his original memory.

As a result, Nether Earth Chasing Soul was also completely diagnosed. Takeshita Qiu's previous illness was caused by brain damage, but certain parts of the content must be preserved to cause intermittent loss of other functions.

This part of the function is probably related to "Dazai Osamu".

The day he was discharged from the hospital happened to be Fang Accelerator's birthday.

Except for Accelerator, the other three people knew about this matter.

On the grounds of "celebrating Brother Qiu's recovery", the last work dragged Accelerator to a remote location.Night tours are prohibited in Academy City, and the roads are quiet and deserted, only a pair of powerful couple who do not belong to Academy City stand there waiting for them carelessly.

"Come out so late..."

He was about to complain a few words, when he heard a "bang", his eyes blurred.

The night sky burst into gorgeous fireworks.

Layer upon layer, one after another.

With just one look, he knew how it was done.Nearly [-] Misaka sisters set off fireworks in different places in Academy City, creating a spectacular scene that covered the entire night sky brilliantly.

Amidst the bang bang, the girl smiled innocently at him.

"Happy birthday! Misaka Misaka..."

Before he finished speaking, the last work caught him off guard—he was hugged tightly by him.

Under the sky full of fireworks, there is also a couple embracing at the same time.

Takeshita Qiu said: "It's so beautiful."

Dazai put his arms around his flexible waist and whispered in his ear: "For your freshman night, such a beautiful scene is perfect."

"You must have given Misaka sister some advice, right?" Takeshita Haru smiled.

Otherwise, when he discussed the implementation plan with Last Work, some troubles that he hadn't figured out were solved inexplicably later.

"That's not important." Dazai said.

"What's important?"

"I never said a word to you."

Dazai Osamu's kite eyes were so affectionate and intoxicating in the night, it made Takeshita Aki's heartbeat almost boil.

With a smile on his lips, he stared at his lover and said:

"Autumn, I love you."

"boom--"

Fireworks explode.

A pair of ordinary lovers kissed happily on an ordinary night.

The author has something to say: he~

The next chapter is a side story, and it is also the final chapter of the full text, and there will be many people appearing.

See you tomorrow night.

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