Two or three things about having a crush on Mr. Dazai

"Oh, by the way, I suddenly remembered something."

Mori Ogai folded his hands in black gloves and placed them on the desk.

"Takeshita-kun, have you gotten close to former cadre Dazai-kun recently?"

It was unusual for Mori Ogai to mention Dazai's name abruptly.

Instead of answering directly, I asked, "Are you asking me as the leader?"

"Of course not. Don't force an answer."

The leader chuckled.

So I didn't answer.

"However, the next words are my advice as an organization leader."

Mori Ogai said.

"A person who is under others is not qualified to maintain a neutral position. If he insists on doing that, then there is only one end for him—"

"Torn to pieces."

On the top floor of the tallest building in Yokohama, the pale moonlight shines through the floor-to-ceiling windows to illuminate the empty and quiet office, casting a layer of mystery on the smile on the leader's face.

The look of this man is completely different from when he was talking about raising children just now.

My heart sank coldly in the night.

"Yes, this subordinate knows."

I responded with the salute I deserved.

I did not tell anyone about this conversation with Mori Ogai.

I have to admit that, as the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, Mori Ogai is a very far-sighted person.

Because not long after he finished speaking to me, the accident happened.

The Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency, one controls the night of Yokohama, and the other controls the dusk of Yokohama. The two supernatural organizations have completely different styles.

Until the appearance of "Tiger".

When I was sent abroad on a business trip again, I suddenly received a text message from Dazai amidst the hail of bullets: "Qiu, don't come back, don't inquire."

problem occurs.

This is my first reaction.

With a knife, the enemy leader's trachea was cut open, and the opponent's body collapsed.

I put away the knife neatly, and have already begun to think about finding some reason to stay abroad.

The gunfire gradually stopped, and the battle here was about to end.

"Ding--"

This time it was a text message from Mori Ogai: "Takeshita-kun, return home immediately after finishing the business, without delay."

What a coincidence the order came.

So I was called back to Yokohama by Mori Ogai.

On the way back, I heard a lot of gossip in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang, such as: "The mission of the black lizard failed! All the members were injured and ran back in despair."

"What kind of powerful organization is the opponent?"

"Tch, it's just a small office, and Black Lizard is ashamed this time."

"Let me just say, except for Akutagawa in the Black Lizard, everyone else is useless, not qualified as a guerrilla at all."

"The woman who leads the black lizard is called Higuchi Ichiyo or something. She's just a little girl. I don't know how she got promoted, tsk."

"Ah... Mr. Takeshita!"

"Good afternoon, Mr. Takeshita!"

"you are back!"

"Good day, Mr. Takeshita!"

They greeted me respectfully in unison, and I just nodded casually in response, thinking about what they were talking about.

Higuchi Ichiyo is a blond young girl who was promoted to Akutagawa's adjutant not long ago. Together with him, she leads the Black Lizard, an armed guerrilla unit directly under the leader.

I kept this news in my heart, and then reported to Mori Ogai as usual.

After the job report, Mori Ogai said: "I wanted you to come back and preside over a very cost-effective reward. But Akutagawa-kun took the initiative to take over the task after learning about it. He asked for the first, and showed a strong willingness to resist cooperating with you. ..."

His tone was helpless.

"So Takeshita-kun please do what you want."

Because a reward called me back, and I didn't need to do it.

"Paid time off?" I asked.

Mori Ogai: "It's understandable, but you have to wait for the task at any time."

"Got it, boss."

Then I quit.

I didn’t say much in front of Mori Ogai, but I wondered in my heart: Akutagawa has always acted like a lone ranger. How could Mori Ogai think that he would cooperate with others when he revealed the reward mission to Akutagawa?

Since you don't need me, why insist on telling me to rush back "without delay"?

Mori Ogai's words are not convincing enough. In my opinion, his mistake this time was either out of his mind or on purpose.

As the leader of the port mafia, Mori Ogai has a very high standard of using people, and I think the latter is more likely.

Something is strange.

After returning to the office, I called my trusted subordinates and asked him what happened to Hong Kong and Hei recently, and what tasks Akutagawa and Hei Lizard took.

The subordinates said that a very destructive "tiger" appeared in Yokohama a few days ago. It is said that it has the ability to transform into a tiger. Its sharp claws can tear everything apart.

Someone offered a reward of up to 70 billion yuan on the black market for capturing the "Human Tiger" alive. The Hong Kong gangster accepted the task with a huge reward, and then the leader handed over the task to Akutagawa and his subordinates.

"Then why did the Black Lizard mission fail and everyone was injured?" I asked.

The trusted subordinate replied in a cautious tone: "I heard that the 'Human Tiger' lives in an organization called the Armed Detective Agency. There are many people with supernatural powers in it, and their combat power should not be underestimated... The black lizard should be hunting the 'Human Tiger'." ’ in the process of facing them and being frustrated.”

Armed Detective Agency!

Hearing this familiar term, a series of figures immediately appeared in my mind——

Powerful swordsman samurai president Fukuzawa Yukichi;

Kunikida Doppo, who has excellent fighting skills and the ability to conjure any weapon, "Doppo Yinke";

Tanizaki Junichiro who has the hidden ability "Xiyuki" suitable for assassination;

A violent doctor and Yosano Akiko who have the ability to heal the dying person "Please don't die";

Edogawa Ranpo, who possesses terrifying observation and reasoning abilities;

Joined the Butei Club two months ago, a young rookie Miyazawa Kenji who has the ability to be immune to all physical attacks and "no fear of wind and rain";

And of course...

Osamu Dazai, the anti-supernatural being who possesses the world's most special ability to nullify superhuman abilities "Disqualification in the World".

Sighing in my heart, the port mafia and the armed detective agency finally confronted each other in a hostile position.

However, my face remained unchanged and I nodded calmly.

He even praised the subordinate in front of him and said, "That's right, you didn't blindly belittle the Black Lizard like some people did, and you also had a certain understanding and evaluation of your opponent."

He acted very flattered, and tried his best to suppress the joy: "Mr. Takeshita praised you! This is what subordinates should do."

I asked again, "What about Kyoka? How is she doing under Akutagawa?"

Before the business trip, I thought about Izumi Kyoka's problem. I left before Koyo Ozaki came back from the business trip. What about the person she entrusted to me?

Mori Ogai said it was very simple, you taught Kyoka-chan almost enough, I said almost, and then he transferred Kyoka to Akutagawa with a big wave of his hand.

I was in a hurry and didn't hand it over in person, and I didn't know what happened to the little girl in Akutagawa.

The subordinate hesitated this time: "They don't get along well... it seems that they are not harmonious."

Me: "How to say?"

The subordinates deliberated and concluded: "...Kyoka is unwilling to go on missions, and only takes action every time she is coerced by Mr. Akutagawa."

Unsurprisingly.

With the violent way Akutagawa carries out his mission, it's impossible for him to keep Kyoka from killing people.There is a high probability that Kyoka's powerful ability, Yasha Shirayuki, has been used in missions.

This is a necessary process, I hope Jinghua can adapt as soon as possible.

Me: "Well. You can go down now."

The man put his fist on his chest, bowed respectfully to me, and then backed away.

I took out my personal mobile phone in the office, read the text message "Qiu, don't come back, don't inquire" half a day ago, and then typed: "I'm back."

A contact named "Sir" replied quickly.

He replied with six points: "..."

I can almost imagine Dazai pursing his lips and shouting "Autumn~~~" in dissatisfaction with a long tail.

Mr.: "Mr. Sen asked you to come back?"

Me: "Well."

Mr.: "He did it on purpose."

Me: "Maybe."

Mr.: "Do you listen to him or to me? Do you still love me or not?"

I:?

No, wait.What were we talking about last round?How did the topic jump from the previous sentence to this one?

I reluctantly replied: "Mr. Dazai, don't make trouble."

After a while, a new message appeared on the phone screen.

Mr.: "I want to see you."

I gripped the phone, my fingers tightened.

"Okay, I'll go over immediately."

……

I went back to Dazai's house first, and took off the formal suit I wore for work and changed it into casual private clothes.I deliberately picked out a loose beige sweater with a color similar to Dazai's jacket. The long sleeves covered the bandages on the entire arm.

The thought of meeting him soon made my heart soften.

But the place where I met Dazai was not at the Butei Office, but the spiral coffee shop downstairs.

"Yo, Qiu!" Dazai waved to me from the seat, and a new glass of hot milk was already placed on the table.

"Mr. Dazai."

After walking to the table and saying hello, Dazai embraced me in his arms.

I hugged the flexible waist under the young man's windbreaker with my back, and buried my head on the side of his neck, breathing in the familiar smell.

Dazai hugged me very tightly, as if he was going to lose me any second.

So I quietly let him hug me, let go of all my defenses, and exposed all my Achilles' heels to him.

If someone wants to kill me at this time, I must not be able to escape into nothingness.

I didn't ignore Dazai's anomaly today.

I asked in a low voice, "Mr. Dazai?"

Dazai rubbed my cheek: "Ah~ I can't bear to miss Qiu."

Talking about love again.The treatment I got back from my business trip this time was exceptionally good.

I said, "I'm right here."

Dazai let go of me.

The moment he let go, I suddenly felt inexplicable uneasiness in my heart.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

Dazai shook his head, a familiar smile appeared on his lips: "It's nothing."

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the coffee clerks at the counter gathered together in twos and threes, watching us and whispering, and then the girls laughed coquettishly.

Can vaguely hear: "Hey, Mr. Qiu is back, do you want to tell him?"

"But Mr. Dazai is still there."

"That's why I said it!"

"They are guests!"

"It's all right, the detectives are very friendly."

"I remember that Mr. Qiu is not from the detective agency, right?"

"It's about the same, he and Dazai-san..."

Finally, a girl was pushed over and asked coyly, "Gentlemen, do you need anything?"

I shook my head and said, "No need."

Milk Dazai is already ordered.

She blushed and said to me: "Sir, hello, Mr. Dazai, the debt owed by our store has reached a certain level and must be repaid. Could you please handle it?"

He spoke in one breath before panting, as if he had unloaded some heavy burden.

"On credit?" I glanced at Dazai, "I've only left for half a month this time, why do you owe so much again?"

Dazai looked innocent, and said confidently: "Maybe they made a mistake."

This time the clerk's voice was a little louder, and she said: "We record every account carefully, Mr. Dazai, please don't talk nonsense. Also, you are not allowed to use methods such as molesting and praising our clerks to renege on the account." I hope you are clearly aware of this."

"Flirting?" I looked at Dazai again with a calm expression.

"Injustice! Absolutely injustice! It's because I'm too charming, they just misunderstood my gentlemanly demeanor."

"It's not wronged—Mr. Qiu, Mr. Dazai did flirt with our girls while you were away!"

Not far away, a clerk shouted with her hands in the shape of a trumpet. She is a waitress I have known since two years ago, and now she is an older person in the "spiral".

Because of this, she dared to expose Dazai boldly by virtue of our familiar relationship.

I pretended to be very disappointed, and said with a stern face: "Mr. Dazai."

Dazai's compliments to women are usually endless. I am familiar with his habit, as long as he does not cross the line, he will not interfere, let alone criticize.

But this time being put on the table by others, the nature is different.

The girls knew that I had an affair with Dazai, and they were complaining about me.If I don't get angry, it seems that I am sorry for the expectations of the girls who peeked here.

Dazai cooperated very well, folded his hands pitifully and begged: "Qiu, please forgive me this time."

When I saw his kite eyes pretending to be aggrieved, I couldn't resist, and I couldn't hold back my expression right now.

We are connected, and I saw a smile in Dazai's eyes.

I hid my soft heart, and said stiffly in front of the waiters: "Not enough sincerity."

"Then...how about this."

The gentleman's idea came as soon as he said it. He suddenly took a sip of my milk and leaned over to press me.

As soon as Dazai raised his glass and drank milk, I realized what he wanted to do.

When my lips touched, my mouth was immediately filled with the sweet taste of milk and his taste.

"what--"

"what--"

"Ahhh-"

"Oh oh oh oh!!!"

The waiter at the table ran away, returned to the counter and exclaimed excitedly with the other girls.

"Dear, kissed!!"

"It's so sweet!!!"

"My heart, my heart is going to melt..."

"It's so eye-catching~~~"

……

It was the sound of the outside world, which could not be heard.

I threw myself into making out with the young man in front of me.Swallowing the sweet liquid, manipulating the tip of his tongue to dance with the other party, acting recklessly in his domain.

It seems to be entangled with his breath and his temperature to death, for a long time, and never separated.

Why did you say you were reluctant just now?

Why do I feel so insecure all of a sudden?

I have always belonged to you, have you not been clear enough for these two years?

my mr.

I pressed the back of Dazai's head, aggressively and gently attacking him.Tell him in this way that I know his abnormality, and I worry and panic about it.

Dazai pampered and enjoyed it.Act like no one else is around.

Every kiss is different.

This time, he gave me the initiative to cooperate with all my rhythms.

"Autumn, autumn, autumn..."

Dazai kept repeating my name in a low voice like a child who finally got his favorite toy.

I was about to drown in his passionate calls, almost forgetting who I was and why I was here, all I knew was that I loved him so much that I didn't want to leave.

"I'm here."

In the end, our entanglement was interrupted by a strange boy's voice: "Mr. Dazai... sir."

The final coda was stiff and awkward.

Dazai and I looked at the speaker together.

It was a white-haired boy in a uniform, about about [-], his yellow pupils were like the pupils of some kind of beast, but now he was full of sluggishness with a broken worldview.

Being stared at by the two of us, his cheeks flushed red and he was at a loss: "Uh uh uh, me, me, me, that... I'm sorry to bother you!!!"

Renhu, who is worth 70 billion rewards on the black market, is so innocent.

I licked the sweet milk stains on my lips, thinking so.