Two or three things about having a crush on Mr. Dazai

Time flies.

In the blink of an eye, it will be my sixth year in the Port Mafia, and it has been nearly two years since Dazai joined the Armed Detective Agency.

As one of the five cadres of the Port Mafia and a journeyman assassination worker, my job was what Dazai used to describe as "death is an extension of everyday life".

But I was concerned, and I was more cautious when working, and I never let myself be seriously injured to the point where I couldn't move.

Along with my combat experience, my height has grown.

When I was 20 years old, I grew to 1.8 meters, which is the height that I can look at Dazai.Whether it will grow in the future, I don't know.

In the past two years, Mori Ogai occasionally gave me some projects of staggering scale and danger.

Although there are more vacations after becoming a cadre, the workload at work is obviously greater.The leader Mori Ogai is very shrewd and doesn't suffer at all.

In addition to intrigue and negotiation of smuggling business, running around the world to take orders and assassinate various big shots, I also have some special jobs in my daily life.

For example, when necessary, go to the underground torture room to interrogate Hong Kong black captives, such as teaching new assassins, or suddenly being called by the leader of lolita control to find his special ability that ran away from home.

There is something to be said for these things.

Once he was tortured in Hong Kong and black, and he was discovered by Dazai when he returned.

Dazai grabbed my hand, put it under his nose and sniffed it vigorously, and said, "The smell of torture tools."

I was surprised: "Can you smell it?"

Dazai: "I can't smell it, I just pretended it."

I:"……"

Dazai: "You still know this?"

Me: "Yes. But the skills are not perfect, and occasionally there will be failures, far inferior to you."

Dazai smiled: "What a long memory~ I haven't touched this for many years."

Indeed for several years.

But I still remember that a few years ago, no matter how cautious and stubborn the prisoner was, as long as he met Dazai, he would finally give out all the information Hong Kong gangsters needed.

"What do you learn this for?"

Dazai was rather curious.

"It started as a hobby to pass the time."

"Is it fun?"

"So-so." I said honestly, "It's just a matter of helping out when there are not enough people."

"Your job content is really rich." Dazai sighed, "Next time, let others do it."

I didn't ask why, just said: "Okay."

Since then, I have never taken the initiative to step into the underground torture room of Hong Kong gangsters.

The torture partner who often made complaints with me also severely reprimanded me for this: "Takeshita, are you too fucking a cadre to despise the work of torture? If you have the ability, let go of it, and if you have the ability, give me a raise." Salary! Leave me alone here, where can I find a partner!"

Look at this tone, the breath of resentment came out through the screen.

I typed and replied at Dazai's house: "Are you someone who lacks a partner, Ando? If you send me another text message, I reasonably suspect that you are using your personal relationship with the cadres to benefit yourself. How can you embarrass other departments of Mafia? How can you embarrass other colleagues at your level."

Ando: "..."

"A partner is not a friendship. Next weekend, we will go to Lupin to drink milk together when we are free."

Ando: "..."

That's how I dismissed him.

In order to make up for the wounded heart of his lost partner, I also gave this buddy several expensive perfumes and told him to remember to live a refined life even if he stays in the underground torture room all year round.

Of course, the consequence was to receive several text messages from him "Takeshita, do you dislike the job of torture!!!"

Recently, there are not many things to do, and I have taken on a new job at hand-entrusted by Koyo Ozaki, to train a girl with strong talents with supernatural abilities to become a qualified assassin.

The little girl's name is Quan Jinghua, an orphan whose parents died, and was picked up by Hong Kong gangsters because of her supernatural powers.

Quan Jinghua is not very young, only 14 years old, the same age as when I first entered Hong Kong and Heilongjiang.

One day, Koyo Ozaki came to my office holding Izumi Kyoka's hand and personally asked me to take care of her.

"Jinghua, this is your senior Akira Takeshita, one of the five major cadres of Mafia, and also the ace killer of our organization - the ghost assassin. His assassination skills are at the top level in the world, and he has never missed a shot so far. When I left Try to learn from him."

"Qiu, this child's talent for assassination is no less than yours back then. Please try your best to tap her potential. This is a personal request from the slave family."

Being valued so much by Hongye Ozaki, I also fell in love with this little girl, nodded and said: "I understand, sister Hongye, don't worry."

Isn't it just to guide students? I have experience.

The little silver I have brought has now joined the Black Lizard Guerrilla Team directly under the leader and has become a ten-man leader with a great reputation.

"Go." Koyo Ozaki said to Izumi Kyoka.

Quan Jinghua walked up to me, bowed and said, "Senior, my name is Jinghua."

The little girl is dressed in a beautiful kimono, her long lilac purple hair is braided into two braids, and a flip phone with a bunny doll hangs from a string around her neck.

She has a delicate appearance and an indifferent expression.Careful observation reveals that she is in a tense state of fear.It's not just a fear of me, it's more like a state of inertia.

I didn't think too much, and said to her: "Jinghua, my name is Zhuxiaqiu. I will train you for a while."

Izumi Kyoka's ability is similar to Ozaki Koyo's. Momiji's ability is "Golden Yasha", while Kyoka's ability is "Yasha Shirayuki".

Alien Yaksha, who is also a strong attacking sword wielder, can be said to be very destined.

But Quan Jinghua can't control her supernatural power independently, and Yasha Baixue only obeys the instructions sent from her mobile phone.

In my opinion this is not a big deal.

Record the audio on the mobile phone in advance, choose the command to play with one button according to the situation, and let Yasha Baixue go to kill and set fire is completely ok.

The problem is that……

"I don't want to use my powers."

The little girl said calmly.

Why do I?"

Quan Jinghua: "Because Yasha Baixue killed my parents when the superpower went berserk."

She looked up at me, with desperate pleas that were about to cry: "Senior, you have never missed a shot, can you help me kill Yasha Baixue, and then kill me?"

"I... don't want to be an assassin at all."

It's no wonder that the supernatural powers run amok, killing fathers and mothers.

I found it a bit difficult. When Koyo Ozaki handed her over to me, she only said that she was talented in assassination. She didn't tell me that she didn't want to engage in assassination, but also wanted to kill her own supernatural power.

After Koyo Ozaki left, the lifeless look in Izumi Kyoka's eyes could no longer be suppressed, and it was empty and pale.

I said: "Jinghua, I sympathize with what happened to you, but killing you and your supernatural power is not within the scope of my job duties."

Quan Jinghua stood in a daze like a puppet.

I walked up to her from behind my desk. The 14-year-old girl is petite and only reaches the position of my chest.

She clearly said "Kill me", but it seemed to be saying "Help me".

Kind of like anyone I've ever met.

So I couldn't help but say more.

I said: "I used to be like you. I couldn't find the meaning of my own existence. I couldn't survive, and I couldn't die."

Quan Jinghua looked up at me blankly.

"But the past is in the past, Jinghua. People always want to live, even if it is extremely painful."

To live for, or not to live for.

"Whether you want to kill is one thing, and we'll talk about it later; whether you have the ability to kill is another matter, which determines whether you can survive in Mafia."

Everyone has their own struggles, but it is better to live on top of people than to linger on the bottom.

"When I first entered Mafia, I was as old as you. I was pointed at a gun and scolded as trash, and lived like a dog. Six years later, I became a cadre of Mafia and an assassin feared by countless people."

I mentioned the past lightly, feeling calm.

"Jinghua, don't rush to seek death, and don't say that you don't want to be an assassin. How do you know what you will look like in six years? Be optimistic, in case you become a family or a detective who saves people in the future? It is not impossible for Mafia to change careers."

This is of course an extreme situation with extremely low probability, but it should be enough to fool children.

"In short, you are still young, so live first. Make yourself strong first, and maybe something good will happen in the future."

Not knowing which sentence touched her, Jinghua suddenly shed two lines of tears.

In the past, others could do nothing to help me when I was crying, but now the feng shui has changed, and I finally understand the feelings that Oda Sakunosuke, Nakahara Chuya, Sakaguchi Yasugo and others felt when they saw me cry.

I tried to put my hand on the top of the little girl's hair and rub it, but she didn't refuse, but just cried silently.

"Can I not use the supernatural power?" Jinghua asked with her head down.

"Yes, my assassination training did not involve the use of supernatural powers."

She bowed deeply to me: "Please teach me the ability to kill."

Me: "It's my duty as a senior."

"Complete the theoretical books and physical training assigned by myself during the day, and practice the actual combat against me at night." I reminded, "The training is very strict, and there is no right to stop when it starts."

Quan Jinghua firmly said: "Yes."

I made up my mind that I can only boast once a day and be a strict senior.No matter how talented Jinghua is, I can't shake this standard.

midnight.

Izumi Kyoka accepted my praise while drinking the milk I left in the office through a straw.

"Did you read this too?"

"good."

"It's a great skill to master."

"It's progressing very fast."

"It would have been perfect if the strength was stronger just now. But you are still developing, so you can't rush. You have to exercise your physical fitness and strength slowly."

Jinghua's talent is better than that of Xiaoyin back then, and she is really handy in teaching.

"Yes."

Izumi Jinghua took a sip of milk, her cheeks were soft and bulging: "Master Ozaki said that Qiu-senpai is very good at guiding students and good at encouraging praise-style education, and it is true."

I suddenly realized something: "..."

Gan.

After so many years, there is no progress at all.

I was tired and said: "I've finished training here today, go back and rest. Go to the refrigerator to get what you like to drink."

Yes, I keep a refrigerator in my office.

I heard that girls need to be pampered, and the milk cannot be broken.

Quan Jinghua is a girl who rarely shows her emotions, but when she walked to the door of my office today, she suddenly stopped, turned around and said: "Thank you, senior."

You're welcome.After all you are so cute.

I felt so accomplished that I wished I could bring thirty cartons of milk back to the office.

At that time, I didn't expect that the words I inadvertently comforted Jinghua came true.In less than six years, after half a year, Jinghua changed her career from mafia to detective.

Of course, this is a follow-up.

This year in Ganghei, I also received a more special task than teaching Quan Jinghua.

For example, one day I suddenly received a miserable phone call from the leader of the gangsters in Hong Kong: "Takeshita-san! Hey woo woo, are you free now?"

It is almost possible to imagine his nose and tears.

Me: "...what's the matter with you?"

Mori Ogai cried and said that he took Alice to buy clothes at the dress shop on xx Road, but Alice got lost without paying attention. Maybe he ran away from home on purpose because he couldn't come out no matter how he called, so he had no choice but to Ask me next: "My best and best cadre, Takeshita-kun, can you help me find it?"

I:"……"

Speaking of which, where do you put Nakahara Chuya and Ozaki Koyo, Boss.

Mori Ogai: "Please Takeshita-kun! I know you're on vacation, but my lovely Alice-chan..."

As long as I think of him, a middle-aged man with a handsome face, crying loudly without regard for his manners outside the loli dress shop, I feel like a thunderbolt strikes me, making me burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

"...What about the rest of the organization? You should have many subordinates who are not on vacation?" I struggled.

"They're all so rude! If Alice doesn't like them, she won't show up! Only you, please!"

I:"……"

Mori Ogai reluctantly resorted to his trump card: "Bring back Alice-chan, and get an extra week of paid leave!"

I said decisively, "Deal."

On the way to find someone, he also encountered Ranpo Edogawa who came back from solving the crime. The famous detective asked doubtfully, "Qiu, who are you looking for?"

I thought about the sentence: "There is... a child from the elder's family ran away from home, and asked me to help find it."

Edogawa: "Oh, let's go, good luck."

Seeing the indescribable expression on his face, I always feel that he got something, but I don't know how much he got.

"Lolikong is blaming the middle-aged uncle?"

Edogawa walked away slowly, and I heard him muttering softly. I really felt that the leader of his family was ashamed and thrown to the Butei Club.

"Alice—"

"Alice sauce—"

"Miss Alice—"

The blond-haired, blue-eyed little girl was very clever, and she only showed up when she confirmed that Mori Ogai was not there.

"Hee hee, Cho, Rintaro called you over?"

I squatted down and looked at the little girl who hadn't grown up in several years: "Why did Miss Alice run away from home? Boss is very anxious."

Alice put her hips on her hips and puffed up her mouth: "No reason, just leave if you want. Rin Taro is usually so busy, he doesn't play with me when he is free, and only cares about shopping in foreign clothing stores. Alice is angry!"

It turned out that the leader didn't accompany Alice well.

"Qiu, come with me to the amusement park~"

The task Mori Ogai gave me was to bring back Alice, not to play with me.

The little girl grabbed my waist pitifully.

"I haven't gone out to play for a long time. Qiu~~"

This lethality is much stronger than Quan Jinghua.

Me: "...wait a minute, I'll send a text message."

Alice suddenly smiled.

I first sent a message to Mori Ogai: "I found Alice, and she asked me to take her out to play."

Mori Ogai replied in seconds: "Go and play! Double the salary!"

"Ok."

Then send a message to Dazai: "I don't know if I can make it back this afternoon, don't wait for me."

Dazai: "Oh oh oh I see."

I emphasized: "Don't run to commit suicide while I'm away! Finish your meal and wait for me at home!"

Dazai: "Oh oh oh I see."

Seeing this tone, I was very worried and sent a text message to all the people in the detective agency, asking them to watch Dazai for me before they get off work.

"Okay." I asked Alice, "Which amusement park do you want to go to? I have to come back within today."

Alice cheered: "Yeah~Autumn is the best!"

In the evening, I carried Alice, who was tired from playing, back to the Hong Kong and Hei headquarters office, and went straight to the leader's office on the top floor.The men in black along the way saw me and let me go.

When Mori Ogai saw Alice, he immediately switched from the mode of the Hong Kong black boss at work to the mode of the humble uncle of Lolicon, and wiped the corners of his eyes in a particularly exaggerated way: "You are finally back, I am almost worried to death at home! Alice-chan Come and give me a hug~"

Alice jumped off me, but instead of going to Mori Ogai, she hummed and turned to the room in the opposite direction: "Rin Taro didn't even reflect on why I ran away from home! No Qiu Wenrou, no Qiu is careful, not as considerate as Qiu, I don't like you anymore!"

Mori Ogai: "...Huh?"

Mori Ogai: "...Hmm! No need for Alice-chan!"

He wiped away his tears and said sadly: "Mr. Takeshita, raising a child is really not easy."

is not that right.

Raising Dazai is like raising a child, and someone in the family is like an older child, sometimes younger than Alice and Izumi Kyoka.

I said yes."

"Especially when you're busy at work."

Speaking of being busy with work, Dazai has been complaining about my business trip for a long time, and every time I have to tell Dazai about a business trip, I will be the first and the second.

I empathized and said, "That's right."

"She throws a tantrum and runs away from home--it's cute though--but she's such a naughty little villain for trying to make you anxious!"

I thought of Dazai deliberately running to commit suicide while I was away, and pretending to be unconscious and dead at every turn to make me worry, so I understood Mori Ogai's mood very well.

I say yes."

Mori Ogai: "Oh."

Me: "Oh."

Looking at each other, the two said at the same time, "Oh."

This may be the topic that Mori Ogai and I have the most common feelings about.

The author has something to say: The little tiger is on the way from the orphanage with a splash of dog blood.

There will be a warning before doing something, the author's conscience guarantees.