Two or three things about having a crush on Mr. Dazai

Facts have proved that for being late, if there is one, there will be two, and if there are two, there will be three.

In the days that followed, in order to make sure Dazai was sleeping, it became common for me to be late for work in the middle of the night.In this case, it is indeed more convenient to authorize the trusted subordinates through the contact terminal in advance, and there have been no major problems.

In comparison, Dazai is more worrying.

I have every reason to doubt that if I live with Dazai for a while longer, I will be able to become a professional physical therapist.

Whenever Dazai felt uncomfortable, he would call my name.

But this patient was very capricious, he didn't move or speak when he got sick, and insisted that I sweat profusely to check him over and over again, to find out which parts of his body had problems again.

No matter whether he is seriously ill or ailment, major pain or minor pain, even when he is about to die, he always has a happy expression, and his expression management is comparable to that of a star actor under the spotlight.

What, do you think handsome?

Handsome wool.

I am not only a physical therapist, but also a detective. I have to judge whether Dazai's condition is serious or not from his physical reactions and subtle changes in expression.

At this time, I can't wait to arrange several expression switches for this gentleman——

Fifth gear hurts, just laugh casually;

Fourth gear hurts, smile;

The third gear hurts, don't smile;

Second gear hurts, frown;

The first gear hurts, cry for me.

I have infinite patience to tolerate Dazai, but this does not prevent me from gnashing my teeth with hatred for his wicked taste of watching me anxiously and worrying.

What is gratifying is that with my efforts, Dazai's originally thin cheeks seemed to be rounder.

Once I heard Junichiro Tanizaki say, "Mr. Dazai is in a good mood and looks good recently, and he didn't commit suicide all day long." I was so moved that I almost burst into tears.

"Speaking of which, is Shu living with Mr. Dazai now?" Tanizaki asked.

Me: "Yes, what's the matter?"

"It's nothing, I'm just asking for a little bit of proof... Our members talked about this today, and Naomi said that you must be living together, and some people have different opinions, so..."

The orange-haired youth apologized embarrassingly as he spoke, "I'm sorry Qiu, asking you such a question is really too invasive."

"It's ok."

I took a sip of the milk tea, feeling very good.

"Is Mr. Dazai's work going well today?"

"Ah, there is no problem with work. Mr. Dazai's ability is obvious to all. It's just..."

Tanizaki faltered.

What's wrong with me?"

Tanizaki smiled wryly: "Mr. Kunikida and Mr. Dazai have another dispute."

"Isn't this normal?" I asked.

It's strange that Dazai didn't piss off his partner one day.

"The reason for their quarrel is not the entrusted work, but about personal private life-whether Mr. Dazai is in a relationship."

What's the point of arguing?

Under my suspicious gaze, Tanizaki continued: "Mr. Dazai insisted that you are not together yet, and Mr. Kunikida was deeply shocked by his remarks."

I:"……"

Tanizaki, who was entrusted by the Butei Club members with the task of digging gossip from me, asked me sincerely and shyly, "Aki, you and Dazai-san...?"

"No." I said, "It's true that we're not lovers yet, we haven't reached that point yet."

Tanizaki: "Oh... so we misunderstood. Your relationship is really confusing. Haha."

I was noncommittal and took another sip of milk tea.

So what if he didn't recognize him as a lover?

Except for Takeshita Akira, there is no second person in the world who was personally recognized by Osamu Dazai as a "future lover".I'm not in a hurry.

Moreover, the bond between me and Dazai has already been so deep and special that it cannot be summed up by a simple relationship of lovers.

"Yo~~ Qiu, what are you whispering to Tanizaki-kun?"

The figure of Dazai appeared at the door of the coffee shop, and he stretched his waist and walked to the table with me and Tanizaki.

"Nothing. Are you off work?"

I said to Tanizaki: "Tanizaki-kun, thank you for letting me know, we are going to leave."

"Hey, please wait!"

Dazai and I looked at Tanizaki together.

"Actually, there is another problem..."

"Please say."

"Well, because no one has guessed Qiu's occupation, just like Mr. Dazai, there is now a reward in the club."

I was a little surprised: "A reward? My occupation?"

Dazai said, "That's right."

The people with supernatural powers in the Armed Detective Agency are quite free-spirited besides taking daily commissions to solve problems for the masses.

Tanizaki scratched his head, "Exactly, can we take the liberty of asking about your current working hours?... Can you tell me?"

I glanced at Dazai, who nodded with a smile.

I said, "There's nothing wrong with it. Usually it's around midnight to seven or eight o'clock. Occasionally there will be special arrangements."

Like an assassination commission or something.

Tanizaki: "Oh~ So I work at night, no wonder I can always see you during the day."

Dazai and I bid farewell to Tanizaki.

Tanizaki said that everyone in the Butei Club is still trying to guess my occupation, and even set a reward for it, which made me faintly worried: "Mr. Dazai, will they guess it? If they guess it, what will happen?"

Over the past few days, I have a general understanding of the work of the Armed Detective Agency. They accept all kinds of commissions, and there are many high-risk and high-risk ones.But there is one thing in common, never endanger people's life and property safety.

All investigators of the Armed Detective Agency are special practitioners with regular police licenses. While having the right to search, they also have the responsibility and obligation to maintain social stability.Therefore, they definitely don't have a good impression of social instability and the underworld where mechanical wars and conflicts break out at every turn....

If I am an assassin who is often commissioned to kill people, I am located in the black position; then the Armed Detective Agency is the rescue party that accepts protection commissions, located in the white position.

They probably didn't expect that there was an assassin beside them who could turn into a hostile position at any time.

Dazai: "Smart Mr. Qiu must have thought about this when he came to see me."

Yes, of course I have.

But at that time, I didn't expect that because of Dazai and the members of Buteisha, I got so familiar with them—to the extent that they even set up a quiz bounty for my profession.

If you meet by chance, you don't have to think too much about it. Only people who know the basics can be friends in the world.

However, if they want to get to the bottom of it, it's another story if I can't hide my identity.

I don't want to trouble Dazai because of my identity, this is what worries me.

"Remember what I said the other day? Don't worry."

Dazai's tone was firm.

"Their group of people are very busy with their own affairs. They don't want to check Qiu's identity on purpose. If they just guess, they won't be able to guess it—for now."

"What about after that?"

I couldn't help asking, my palms slightly curled up.

Maybe it's the effect of wanting to be with Dazai. People like me who live a day-to-day life will think about the future.

The slightly shrunken fingers were wrapped in the warm palm, Dazai took my hand and held it up in front of him, clasped his hands together, and sandwiched my hand in the middle, in a gesture of supplication.

"Hey~Qiu, if I ask you to quit Mafia and join the Armed Detective Agency to work with me, what do you think of this proposal?"

Dazai's eyes were smiling, the corners of his eyes were raised, and he spoke lightly as usual.

At this moment, even I couldn't tell whether it was his serious proposal or a tentative joke.

I can only return the same joking tone: "As before, I will go wherever you go, and be a little tail bound behind you?"

"That's not bad, is it?"

I looked directly at Dazai: "No, I don't think the Armed Detective Agency is short of people. If your leader doesn't agree with me joining the job, I will become a vagrant and have no way to support myself."

There are some other words that flashed through my mind, but I didn't say them.

It's not that I haven't considered Dazai's proposal, but I find it extremely difficult to achieve.

First of all, I changed my career as a port mafia and ghost assassin to join a police-like armed detective agency. The feasibility is really not high. I still don’t know how Dazai joined the butei club; secondly, I did not leave the port mafia. reason.

If I said "I quit" to Nakahara Chuya and Mori Ogai just to fall in love with Dazai, not to mention that the boss might backhand "dirty" and smear my face, I would not be able to say it myself.

Dazai joined the port mafia at the age of 15 and defected.

I joined the port mafia for Dazai at the age of 14, and it has been more than four years now, one year longer than he stayed in the port.

Although the Hong Kong black work is not as important as him, it is not something I can give up casually.

In addition to being the autumn of Osamu Dazai, Aki Takeshita is also Mr. Takeshita of the port mafia.

When Dazai taught me to "grow up by myself", I was no longer a little tail following him.

Dazai smiled.

"Then talk about it later."

He blinked: "Even if Qiu becomes a vagrant, I can support you~"

"Don't worry about it." I said ruthlessly, "You haven't settled the bill at the Spiral Cafe, and you lost your wallet during the mission last time."

He also took two meals with Kunikida, and Kunikida, who had his income and expenditure plan disrupted, was very resentful.

Dazai: "Ah, financial ability is not trusted."

"Ah."

"Hasn't it been like this for so many years?"

"It's been a worry for so many years."

"Speaking of which, Qiu, since you always followed me before, do you know where all the things I accidentally lost are? ——For example, the making of the noodle that I lost in the middle of writing formula?"

Heck noodle tough recipe.

I looked blank: "It's been too long, I don't remember."

That was the young Dazai's first innovative attempt to transform food.After joining Gang Hei, Dazai continued his innovative attempts.

In order to realize his long-cherished wish of "killing himself by smashing tofu", Dazai successfully created hard tofu that can be used to hammer nails, and even promoted this practice to all his subordinates.

I've tried it too, and it tastes weirdly delicious.

But tofu that is so hard, I don't want to try it for the second time in my life.

What does he want to do now?

Transform hard noodles to hang yourself?

Under my questioning gaze, Dazai sighed regretfully: "Forget it, it's useless even if you make it. The guys from the detective agency won't go back and make noodles according to my recipe like Mafia's subordinates. "

You know it too.

"But if you come to the detective agency, we can try together."

"..."

After going around in circles, I was still trying to persuade me to quit the Hong Kong gangsters to apply for a detective agency.

Me: "You'd better try it yourself."

"Chu, it's too cold." Dazai let go of my hand in disappointment.

I raise my eyebrows.

Taking one of Dazai's hands behind his back, he penetrated between the fingers to occupy his entire palm, and rubbed his thumb against the skin on his hand that wasn't covered by bandages.Then he raised it to his lips for a kiss, and angrily stretched out the tip of his tongue to lick the back of his hand.

The taste is a bit astringent.

When I took Dazai's hand and kissed it, his kite eyes widened excitedly, his long eyelashes trembled, and the curvature of his lips rose a little.

"Cold?" I asked.

"Ah, what did I say? I didn't say anything."

Dazai changed the topic as if nothing had happened, smiling happily, but his eyes fell on my mouth from time to time.

For the rest of the way, we held hands and never let go.

When the fingers are interlocked, the heat is transmitted to the heart through the skin of the palms tightly attached.

warm.

When I returned to Hong Kong and Heilongjiang that day, I was summoned by Mori Ogai.

I took the elevator to the chief's office on the top floor of the firm. When Mori Ogai saw me, the first thing he said was: "I heard that Takeshita-kun is often late recently?"

I:"…………"

Oh, I was sneaky (?) late and was finally spotted by the leader for the roll call.

With the tragic feeling of "this time the bonus will definitely not be kept, maybe the salary will have to be deducted", I said: "Yes."

Mori Ogai said: "It seems that ordinary work is not very attractive to Takeshita-kun."

I said frankly: "Actually, as long as it's work, it's not attractive." It's all about responsibilities, and it's not as interesting as holding hands with your sweetheart.

"Hehehe." The leader of the port mafia agreed with me very enlightenedly, "That's true."

"However—we are Mafia, Takeshita-kun. Mafia's job is not something you can choose not to do with a ridiculous excuse like not attractive."

Mafia, that is, the mafia.

A violent economic organization that does everything for money.

Why don't I understand that Mori Owai is beating me on the loss of due profits to Hong Kong and Heilongjiang caused by my lack of care recently.

"..."

I knew I was wrong and didn't refute it.

Just when I thought Mori Ogai was going to continue to humiliate me for not being dedicated to my job, he changed the subject: "Takeshita-san, you have been in Mafia for more than four years. I don't know if you have the will to be promoted to the 'Big Five Leaders'? "

My heart skipped a beat.

Five cadres?

Only under the leader, the five major cadres who can use all the resources of Hong Kong gangsters and order everyone?The five major cadres who are on the same level as Ozaki Hongye and Nakahara Chuya?

……I?

Is he sure this is what he should say to a subordinate who has been neglecting his duties recently?

Mori Ogai's voice was deep and resonant, containing infinite power: "Yes, your contributions to Mafia in the past four years, as well as your own ability level, are completely sufficient for the position of a senior executive. If Takeshita-san has If there is no wish, I will hold a meeting of the five major cadres, discuss with them and make this decision public.”

"Except for one of the five reserved for Dazai-kun, there is only one vacancy left for the five major cadres. If you are willing, I will give priority to you, and Hongye Kazuka will definitely not object; if you are not willing, this opportunity will fall on the It's in someone else's hands."

"How? After you become a cadre, you will have more free time at your disposal. Except for the tasks that must be performed by the cadre, I will not assign daily affairs to you, and Mr. Zhongye can no longer order you."

"After all, your ability is enough to play a greater role in a higher position."

Mori Ogai speaks bluntly, but not offensively.

Higher position, more rights, more free time.

Mori Ogai offered a very attractive offer, no matter how you look at it, I have no reason to refuse.

So I said yes.

I already held a high position in the port mafia, and the only ones who can command me are the original cadres, and I don't have much pursuit of fame, wealth and money, so naturally I don't have any special desire to be promoted to the top five cadres.

But the more free and disposable schedule, this makes me very excited.

That way I can spend more time with someone.

If you have time, it is not impossible to try to make the noodles harder with him.

After I expressed my willingness to be promoted, Mori Ogai seemed happier than me, and said: "I will hold a meeting of the five major cadres in the near future. Before that..."

He smiled like an old fox: "Here is a big project in contact with European underworld organizations. It involves hundreds of millions of dollars. Needless to say, it is very dangerous. It is a task that requires a cadre level to come forward. I think that as Takeshita-kun's previous tester Just right, what do you think?"

Even before I took office, they began to squeeze me as a cadre?

"Acquisition of this task will give you a reputation as a new cadre—of course, you may not care about this. Let's put it this way, if it is completed, I will not need you to deal with affairs for a while. You are the one to handle important assassination commissions."

Translated into the vernacular, it means, after completing this vote, we will have a long vacation.

It's all about this.

I got down on one knee: "Yes, I accept."

Then I was sent to Europe on a business trip for an order of hundreds of millions.

The project this time is very tricky - no task that requires a cadre-level presence is not tricky.

Before the business trip, I specifically told Dazai: "The job at Mafia has changed, and I have to go on a business trip next."

Dazai asked, "How long?"

I was not sure: "Maybe more than three days."

I had expected the time of the business trip, but I still didn't expect that this trip to Europe would take a month.

On the European side, I am the supreme commander of the gangsters in Hong Kong, and I can't get away easily. I can only keep in touch with Dazai through cross-border text messages.

Dazai stopped replying to my messages from the fourth day.

I figured he was throwing a tantrum, but there was nothing he could do about it.Fortunately, I have Junichiro Tanizaki's contact information, and I take time out of my busy schedule to ask him about Dazai's recent situation.

On the 11th day of going abroad, news came from China that the meeting of the five major cadres of the Hong Kong gangster unanimously passed the resolution of "Akira Takeshita as one of the five cadres of the port mafia" and announced it to all members of the port mafia.

On the same day, when I asked Tanizaki about Dazai's daily news, he actually told me: "I'm sorry, Aki, Mr. Dazai won't let me continue to send you messages...I'm really sorry!"

I almost crushed my personal phone.