Two or three things about having a crush on Mr. Dazai

While it might seem like a bad thing to say, I did appreciate Dazai's enjoyment of teasing his righteous partner.

Not long after, Dazai went back to the fourth floor.

He said, "In case Kunikida-kun racks his brains to squeeze me on the next mission."

Although I don't think anyone can successfully squeeze Dazai, I still support his approach.

This is his job and I will not interfere with his choice decisions.

Mr. Dazai and Kunikida Doppo have a unique way of getting along as partners, just like Mr. Dazai and Nakahara Nakaya back then.

In terms of "how to tap dance on the edge of the limit of your partner's endurance", Osamu Dazai is definitely a master.

Before Dazai left, he didn't take back his coat and said to me, "You can rest here for a while."

He blinked his kite-colored eyes: "Come up and find me when the time is up."

"it is good."

I watched Dazai's back walk out of the coffee shop, remembering how he smiled and winked, and silently covered his thumping heart.

Jump, still jump, if you don't jump, no one will treat you as dead.

Gan.

Mr. Dazai is so pretty QAQ

The nature of the work of the Butei Club and Hong Kong gangsters is very different. The only thing that is the same is probably the same freedom for Mr. Dazai.

After get off work, I took the elevator up to the fourth floor and knocked on the door of the Butei Office.

The one who opened the door was a young girl with a student appearance, with smooth black hair hanging behind her back, and a bewitching tear mole in the corner of her eye.

She is one of the clerks of the Butei Club.My impression of her mainly comes from her relationship with Tanizaki. It is said that her name is Tanizaki Naomi, and she is the younger sister of Tanizaki Junichiro.

Tanizaki Naomi recognized me: "Ah, Mr. Aki, are you here to see Mr. Dazai?"

We both froze at the same time.

I was surprised by the name she called me, Naomi Tanizaki probably noticed my clothes and I was surprised.

I'm wearing Dazai's beige coat, which reaches almost to the heels; the overlong cuffs of the western-style shirt are folded up, still covering the wrists; times to fix it.

"Hmm~"

Naomi Tanizaki let out a laugh like a silver bell, and there was a charm in her eyes that did not match her age.

"Hi! Qiu, you're here!"

Standing at the door, I saw Dazai being strangled by Kunikida, but I raised my hands indifferently and cheered.

"Yes, Mr. Dazai."

Tanizaki Naomi made an inviting gesture: "Please come in~"

The investigators in the office today are the most I have ever seen. Almost all the people with different abilities from the Armed Detective Agency gathered here—Mr. Dazai, Kunikida Doppo, Tanizaki Junichiro, Edogawa Ranpo, and Yosano Crystal.

Except for their president Yukichi Fukuzawa, all the investigators were present.

"Thank you."

As an assassin wanted by the police all over the world and a high-ranking member of the port mafia, I stepped in without hesitation.

I walked straight to the side of Dazai and Kunikida without squinting, and whispered dissatisfiedly: "Mr. Kunikida..."

Kunikida let go of Dazai's neck and threw him casually.

The young man who was waving endlessly fell backwards, and was caught by me behind him just in time, and hugged me full of arms.

Dazai tilted his head and rubbed my face: "Ah~ It's good to have Qiu here."

Kunikida hardly had a good look at Dazai, and let out a "hum" from his nostrils, not knowing what happened just now.

"Hey, it's time to get off work, you guys finally calmed down."

An arrogant female voice sounded, and Xie Ye stretched his waist and said, "The boy over there, Dazai, do you want to introduce him?"

I looked down at Dazai, who was still slumped in my arms without energy.I had no choice but to look at the short-haired woman in the posture of hugging him: "Hello. It's the first time we met. My name is Akira Takeshita. I am Mr. Dazai's... suitor."

Dazai said that I am a "future lover", since I haven't become an official lover yet, I plan to continue to use the humble term "suitor".

"You are Qiu? The one who can beat Dazai until his nose is blue and his face is swollen?"

Yosano is obviously more interested in this matter.

"……Yes."

Then this heroic short-haired woman showed gossipy eyes and surrounded me with Naomi Tanizaki.Tanizaki Naomi also took the arm of Tanizaki Junichiro who was at a loss, and dragged him over.

Tanizaki smiled: "Qiu, we meet again."

"Hi, Tanizaki."

I haven't seen each other for a few days, and they all called me "Autumn" directly. I thought about it for a while, probably Mr. Dazai called me this way, and they are used to it.

Xie Ye looked me up and down: "I have a good relationship with Dazai, and I'm still wearing his clothes."

Dazai immediately yelled when he heard the words: "Look at Kunikida-kun! Only you have those strange associations in your mind, it's not about me and Qiu at all!"

Kunikida: "Whispering! Shut up! People with normal relationships like yours will misunderstand!"

A lazy male voice interjected: "No, no, no, don't confuse the honorable famous detective with a fool, only a fool will misunderstand."

Edogawa Ranpo turned a page of the newspaper and retorted.

Kunikida: "...Okay."

Tanizaki Naomi chuckled, wrapped her arms around Tanizaki Junichiro's waist, and said ambiguously: "It's really enviable intimacy... Oh, I also want to be like Aki wearing Mr. Dazai's clothes, wearing my brother's clothes all over the body, top and bottom. Clothes—are you okay, my lord?"

Tanizaki's whole body was electrified, his eyes wandered, and he whispered stiffly and awkwardly: "Naomi, don't..."

Naomi Tanizaki stomped her feet and twisted Junichiro Tanizaki's waist, causing her brother's expression to twist in pain: "They are all like this, why can't we?"

She pointed to me who was holding Dazai.

Tanizaki: "..."

I:"……"

What can we do and you can't? Aren't you brothers and sisters?Can this be the same?

Tanizaki met my gaze and smiled apologetically.

Amazingly, I found that he just felt embarrassed and embarrassed, and didn't think there was anything abnormal about it.

Yu Xie Ye spoke in time: "A friendly reminder, there is no need to delve into the matter of the brother and sister Tanizaki."

I nodded: "Okay, thank you for the reminder."

The armed detective agency has no fewer strange things than the Hong Kong gangsters. It seems that it is easier to keep Oda Sakunosuke's good habit of watching but not talking and listening and not complaining.

Tanizaki found a new topic, and quickly got away from Naomi's questioning: "Qiu, I heard that you are sick, how are you doing now?"

"Thank you for your concern, it has improved a lot."

He and Xie Ye's eyes focused on the arm that was exposed when my sleeve slipped off: "Bandage? Are you injured, young man?"

Speaking of "injured", Yosano's tone became inexplicably excited.

Tanizaki was startled, and looked at me worriedly.

The boneless Dazai jumped out of my arms at this moment, and said in a somewhat serious voice, "No, I'm not injured."

He stood up straight, intentionally or unintentionally blocked Xie Ye's view of me, and said confidently: "Qiu's bandages are a couple outfit with me! He said that wearing bandages like this is more suitable for me, isn't it, Qiu?"

I really had such thoughts, so I naturally said: "Yes."

"cut……"

Yosano sighed regretfully.

Dazai and Tanizaki seemed relieved at the same time.

I don't know what's hidden in it, so I can only explore it slowly in the future.

Tanizaki Naomi exclaimed: "Ah, by the way, since Qiu and Mr. Dazai have known each other for many years, then Qiu must know what Mr. Dazai's previous job was?"

Tanizaki suddenly realized: "Yes, I haven't asked about this before. Qiu, what did Dazai do before?"

His question attracted Kunikida, who was about to leave the office after get off work, and Edogawa Ranpo, who was reading the newspaper alone in the corner.

Now everyone in the Armed Detective Agency has gathered around Dazai and me.

I was taken aback: "Don't you know?"

This question seems familiar.

When I found out that Dazai's new job was the Armed Detective Agency, I also wondered—these honest investigators, especially Kunikida Doppo, if they knew the identity of Dazai's former Hong Kong gangster cadre, how could they coexist peacefully with him?

Now the answer is obvious, they simply don't know.

Kunikida pushed his glasses and said, "Yes, none of the investigators and clerks can find out Dazai's origin, and even the president can't find out his past, only you who have known him for many years..."

Suddenly stopped.

"--What?!!! You have known him for many years?? Didn't you fall in love with him at first sight on the road???"

Kunikida was so dull that I even thought Dazai had played a trick on him.

Yosano held Kunikida's face back and said, "Don't worry about this, just say it."

Edogawa Ranpo narrowed his eyes, and added with great interest: "According to the usual practice, new members of the Armed Detective Agency have to guess the previous jobs of their predecessors. Dazai has guessed the occupations of each of us, but no one can guess yet. It was Dazai. We even set up a bonus for this, if you tell us, the bonus will be yours~"

The famous detective didn't guess it?

Is Dazai's resume really that difficult to check?Or was it deliberately covered up by someone?

In any case, I felt speechless for a while.Osamu Dazai, one of the two blacks, and a prominent former cadre of Hong Kong blacks, had no sense of existence in their eyes.

I looked back at Dazai, who smiled and shook his head at me.

I looked into five pairs of expectant eyes and said regretfully, "Sorry, I have no comment."

They all sighed.

Edogawa changed the angle: "Then is your current job the same as Dazai's before?"

He stared closely at my eyes, as if he could find something in them.

I thought about it and came to the conclusion: "It's not the same."

Although it is the same occupation to a certain extent, Dazai used to be a cadre, which is indeed different from my current job in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang.

Except for Edogawa, the others sighed again.

Edogawa: "Have you worked in the past week?"

I said: "Yes."

Edogawa laughed: "I see."

He happily raised his hands, clapped them like a child, and made a crisp sound: "Victory for the famous detective!"

Wait, what did he know?

Edogawa: "You and Dazai's job!"

His tone was so sure that I was a little overwhelmed.I looked at Dazai, and Dazai said relaxedly: "Oh, Mr. Ranpo is really powerful, it seems that I can't hide it~"

Then he rubbed my hair and said, "It's okay, don't worry."

I immediately felt relieved.

Edogawa's green eyes sparkled, and he asked me, "I have milk tablets, do you want it?"

He suddenly took out a box of snacks as if by magic, and waved it in front of my eyes.

As expected of a detective, I found out so quickly that I have no resistance to milk-flavored snacks.

I took a plate of milk tablets from Edogawa and said to him, "Thank you."

Edogawa Ranpo's eyes lingered on my hand for a moment—my right hand has a thick callus on the tiger's mouth due to holding a dagger all year round. I don't know if he is looking at this.

Then he walked away humming triumphantly, returning to his seat and raising a newspaper aloft.

I was puzzled, but I found that there was more than one person who was puzzled like me. The other four people in Buteisha were all puzzled, but no one asked Edogawa Ranpo.

Dazai leaned on my shoulder and whispered: "It doesn't matter if Mr. Ranpo knows, he won't care about it. The rest...they will definitely not be able to figure it out."

"—Because Qiu's eyes are the most powerful evidence of misleading."

The voice of these words was suppressed by Dazai to a minimum.

Kunikida snorted, "Just keep it to yourself."

Tanizaki Naomi guessed my occupation: "Is Qiu a student? No... A student at a sports school? Not right... Ah, I can't guess what Qiu's job is either."

In the end she said distressedly.

I smiled at her.

Yosano: "Anyone who can hang out with Dazai is not a normal person no matter how you look at it."

Tanizaki: "Hey, apart from having known Dazai-san for a long time and being very skilled, Qiu is quite normal, right?"

Kunikida: "This is the strangest thing about me. Logically speaking, such a normal person should not have anything to do with Dazai."

Why shouldn't it be involved?I worked so hard to get involved, okay?

I lowered my face and said quietly, "Mr. Kunikida."

Dazai rolled up my coat for me, imitating my resentful tone and calling: "Mr. Kunikida~~"

Kunikida: "..."

He picked up his briefcase and slammed the door to leave, like a dean who was so angry with a problem student and left: "I'm leaving! You can wear whatever you like! It doesn't matter what you like! I don't care!"

I remained calm and polite, stood in front of Dazai and bowed to the others: "Thank you for your tolerance and care for Mr. Dazai, please take care of me in the future."

Dazai turned into a repeater and said with a smile, "Take care of me~"

The expressions on the faces of the people in the Butei Club were extremely complicated.

Yosano asked: "Are you really just Dazai's suitor?"

She seemed to have asked the Tanizaki brothers and sisters, and they all nodded.

Me: "Currently."

I thought, maybe in the future.

Yosano's eyebrows twitched, and he complained bluntly: "You and Dazai's so-called 'pursuit' and 'being pursued' are as unreliable as the blood relationship between the Tanizaki brothers and sisters."

I:"……"

Tanizaki Junichiro: "..."

Tanizaki Naomi exhorted, and happily blew in her brother's ear.

Dazai saw it and did the same to me. The hot air of "huh" blew to my earlobe and the back of my neck, making my whole face hot.

I suppressed my burning heart, turned around and pressed the back of Dazai's head, pressed against his forehead, and said: "Mr. Dazai, if you continue to provoke me like this, I will kiss you in front of them."

Dazai blew on me again: "Try?"

Only to hear Naomi Tanizaki's excited "wow", and Yosano pushed up the chair with a "bang".

She said with a lack of interest: "You guys play, I'm leaving, and I'm leaving."

The author has something to say: 24k pure sugar, open your mouth