Two or three things about having a crush on Mr. Dazai

Where and what has Mr. Dazai been doing all these years?

What is Mr. Dazai's job now?Is that man called "Kunikida" his current partner?

Where does Mr. Dazai live now?Will you live in Yokohama forever?

Does Mr. Dazai know that Mori Ogai has always reserved for him the position of one of the "five cadres" of the port mafia?Will he come back?

……

Many question marks spewed out like magma during a volcanic eruption, weaving a web called "desire to explore" in my heart.

However, when I was with Mr. Dazai, I suppressed the urge to ask.I didn't want these questions to take up my rare time with Dazai-san.

Besides, Mr. Dazai may not be able to answer me, and it is not too late to investigate slowly later.

The road to Snack Street is the longest and shortest road I have traveled.

After I complied with Dazai's "growth" words, we didn't talk any more. At most, we asked if the food in this restaurant was to his liking, and then paid for the bill.

Happiness is almost unreal.

Someone has indeed come to interrupt this unreal happiness.

We hadn't walked a few stores before Kunikida, a man with yellow hair and glasses, stopped us, said "Excuse me!" and dragged Dazai away by the back collar.

I watched their leaving figures, and thought for [-] seconds on the spot, and then found a place where there was no one, calmly launched "Nothingness", and followed behind them.

The supernatural ability of nothingness is so easy to use.

I secretly admired.

The next day, I finished the task assigned to me by Zhongyuan early, got off work early, and drove to a red-brown building near Yokohama port.

It is made of bricks and tiles, and the exterior looks very old, with a vicissitudes of life and a quiet atmosphere, which is very different from the cold and solid modern style of the Ganghei Building.

The fourth floor of this red-brown old office building belongs to a firm called "Armed Detective Agency" - the address of Mr. Dazai's current company.

Armed Detective Agency, referred to as "Wu Detective Club", is a private armed investigation organization composed of people with different abilities.

They don't belong to the daytime world dominated by the city police and other state agencies, nor the night world dominated by the underworld, but a group of supernatural beings with twilight nature living in the cracks.

Because Buteisha specializes in taking over dangerous work that cannot be entrusted to the army and the police, and can often solve it well, it is deeply trusted by the citizens and praised by the government agencies.

There are two types of members in the Butei Club, including investigators and clerks, and there are only a dozen of them in total.

Dazai is one of the new investigators who joined a few days ago, and Kunikida Doppo is his partner.

This is the information I got after some research.

Organizations of supernatural beings that are active in the sun like this also cooperate with the military from time to time. It stands to reason that every member who joins must be subject to strict identity checks.

However, Mr. Dazai, a former Hong Kong gangster cadre with bloody hands...

It turned out to be one of them.

I couldn't help being silent.

How did it happen?

Putting aside the point that "everything is possible in Mr. Dazai", it is probably because the world of the day has too little understanding of the world of the night.

Most people are forgetful. Now when we talk about the most vicious "double black" partner duo in the underworld two years ago, the newly joined lower-level Hong Kong gangsters may not know it, let alone those who live in the daytime world.

After all, not every organization has a capable person like Ango Sakaguchi who goes to the port mafia as an undercover agent.

It is also because of this that I dared to visit the Armed Detective Agency directly at home.

Neither the ghost assassin nor the identity of the high-level Hong Kong gangsters rarely show their faces outside, and they may not be able to recognize me.

"Ding-dong-"

The elevator door opened, and I stepped out of the elevator and walked to the door of the Armed Detective Agency.

There is a sign hanging on the door, with a few plain brush characters written on it: "Armed Detective Agency".

last question.

Why did Mr. Dazai choose Bai Fang's Butei Club as his future work?To give up all the past for this?

Thinking of this, my hand that was about to knock on the door was raised in the air, and suddenly stopped.

All changes are traceable.I know this from Mr. Dazai's strategies over the past many years.

My change stems from the words Mr. Dazai left for me after he left, so the change of Mr. Dazai...

"You can't find a reason to live in this world of violence and bloodshed...Go to the side that saves people. If it's the same on both sides, be a good person. Save the weak and protect the orphans. Justice and Evil may not make much difference to you, but this way, it's better."

There was once a 23-year-old youth who died in a battle with an enemy leader who said this before he died.

Oda Sakunosuke said to Dazai, be a good person.

After that, Dazai defected.

My palms curled up slightly, and my heart was seized by an inexplicable feeling.

I don't want to be jealous with Oda, his importance in my heart is self-evident, second only to Mr. Dazai.

However, the first time I wanted to understand the truth of Mr. Dazai's resolute decision to leave Hong Kong and Hong Kong and change his position, I was still shocked.

……

However, whether it is Mr. Dazai who kills people or Mr. Dazai who saves people, it is no different to me.

I made up my mind and prepared to knock on the door again.

Then, the door with the sign of "Armed Detective Agency" was suddenly opened, and a young man with orange hair who was about the same height as me appeared behind the door.

He was taken aback when he saw me, and smiled softly: "Do you have something to entrust?"

Tanizaki Junichiro, one of the investigators with special abilities in the Armed Detective Agency.

Very gentle youth, this is my first impression.

"Excuse me, my name is Akira Takeshita, and I want to come to your company to find someone."

"Hey, what are you looking for...?"

"Mr. Osamu Dazai."

What sounded at the same time as my voice was the quarrel between a pair of partners in the Butei Office.

"Kunikida-kun's attack is too heavy, you actually let me lie in the utility room for two full hours, my neck will be crooked, although being hit in the back of the neck and dying is a clean way to die, but if you die in the utility room There will be spiders spinning webs in my hair... oh shit it's dirty and not refreshing at all..."

Familiar thoughts.

"Shut up! Shut up! You don't work, isn't it good to go to the utility room and lie down! Don't talk to me again, I have to finish tidying up before I get off work, only the last 3 minutes... Dazai, stay away from me!!!"

A voice full of rage.

"Hey~~ Kunikida-kun can't say that. The utility room is not my bedroom, and someone will feel sorry for me if I lie there~"

"Who would love you bastard!!"

"Tuk, tuk, tuk—"

In front of Junichiro Tanizaki, I knocked on the door three times to attract the attention of the man with yellow hair and glasses who was busy with the computer.

"I will feel distressed next time."

I say.

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

Tanizaki Junichiro: "..."

Dazai didn't look over, he slumped comfortably on the seat with his hands behind his head and his eyes closed.

Kunikida showed a look of surprise: "You are the one from yesterday..."

Then he quickly withdrew his gaze, and said in a voice that calmed down after being extremely anxious: "Tanizaki, please entertain me first, I have to finish sorting out the information first."

Tanizaki: "Oh... yes!"

Tanizaki: "Then what do you want to do with Mr. Dazai?"

I said: "It's not an entrusted matter, and there is no need to entertain. I just came to visit and wait for him to get off work."

Tanizaki glanced at Dazai with his eyes closed, looked at me again, and asked cautiously: "So, you belong to Mr. Dazai..."

"Suitors."

I smiled at him.

Dazai lived two years in which I knew nothing, and the people and environment around him were unfamiliar to me.

That being the case, then re-familiarize, re-pursue, in the way of ordinary people.

Tanizaki looks shocked, and this kind of shock is similar to "ah, Mr. Dazai's male suitor is real", or, "Oh my god, it's incredible that Mr. Dazai's suitor looks so normal".

You know, for this visit, I made grand preparations—put on a new private suit, cleverly concealed the scars on my arms with wristbands, and even went to the barber shop to get a new hairstyle.

I endured the discomfort of sharp objects clicking on my head throughout the haircut process, and the hair stylist was very satisfied with his results.

He swears: "This hairstyle is perfect for you! Little handsome boy, your facial features are beautiful, your skin is fair, and you can look good with any hairstyle. It was actually good before, but now it has more layers, and it outlines the outline of this cheek... Tsk tsk, perfect! Handsome I'm going to be heartbroken!"

He praised: "Among the people I've met, you are definitely one of the best temperament! Hmm... Little handsome guy, do you have a date? Would you mind leaving a number, we can talk tonight?"

My eyes narrow dangerously.

"mind."

The hair stylist was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Just kidding, kidding... If you have a sweetheart, I will never bother you. Oh, this look! It's so cool! Keep this state, your sweetheart will definitely be killed by you Soft feet!"

I:"……"

I have to say that the last sentence of the hair stylist hit my weakness.

At his suggestion, I also paired a brand-name clip-on stud earring. The silver chain fell obliquely from the left ear, and the bottom shone with the same color of blue light as the eyes.

For me, who is always simple and doesn't care much about extraneous things, this is already my most elaborate dress.

My hair stylist and temporary stylist whistled in satisfaction: "Precious handsome guy! Perfect!"

Trust him for now.

The gate of the Armed Detective Agency.

"Can I go in?" I asked.

"Oh... yes, yes." Tanizaki was in a daze, and he still hadn't recovered.

It may be near the end of working hours, and there are not many people in Buteisha's office.

I went straight to Dazai's seat and squatted down, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Dazai, may I invite you to Chinatown for a date, after get off work?"

Dazai closed his eyes and muttered, "I won't go. I'm tired from lying in the utility room today."

I paused, then asked, "Does that require a head or neck massage?"

"You can?"

"Ah."

Because the massage that Sakunosuke Oda gave me was so comfortable, it prompted me to study in this direction during the two long years.

"No need." Dazai refused willfully, "It's almost time to get off work, so it's better to come earlier next time."

"it is good."

I plan to get off work early tomorrow.But next time you don't have to redesign the shape, it should save you a lot of time.

I squatted in front of Dazai for a long time, and he finally opened his eyes: "Hey, new hairstyle! You move so fast."

Dazai looked at me in surprise, beckoned me to approach, and then touched the earring under my left ear: "You still wear this? Is it for me? This should be the first time you wear this kind of thing."

The ending is rising, and the tone is casual.

I said with a good temper: "Yes. If you don't think it looks good, I won't wear it next time."

If Dazai doesn't like it, I'll go back and beat up that hairdresser.

Dazai played with my tremella chain: "...Actually, it's not bad, it suits you quite well."

It seems that the hair stylist has a good vision, so I decided to go back and introduce some Hong Kong and black customers to him.

"Snapped!"

The laptop was closed forcefully, and Kunikida's voice sounded behind him: "Hey, that kid named Takeshita, I advise you to keep your eyes open! People like Dazai have nothing to see except a face!"

Dazai's eyes lit up, and he said happily: "Kunikida-kun actually said that I only have one face to see, it's really embarrassing~~"

"Don't misinterpret my meaning casually!!"

Kunikida was obviously easily pissed off by Dazai's teasing, he immediately forgot he was talking to me, and instead reprimanded Dazai: "Dazai, I don't care how many women you have affairs with, the underage you only met after coaxing is really It's hard to see, he seems to be someone who is serious about his relationship, you'd better make it clear to him quickly."

Dazai was taken aback: "Oh? Explain what?"

I was also taken aback.

Whether Dazai and I just met, whether he coaxed me, only the two of us know.But Kunikida's words caught my attention, "I don't care how many women you have affairs with", which made my heart twitch.

Kunikida: "Make it clear that you don't want to have a serious relationship!"

Dazai was very obedient at the moment, and he straightened his expression immediately, and said, "Qiu, listen well, I don't have serious thoughts of dating for the time being."

Me: "Well, I see, it's okay."

I have been here for so many years, I can wait, and I wait patiently.

Dazai turned his head and said confidently: "I said it."

Kunikida Doppo: "..."

This man with glasses who looks like a people's teacher looks like he wants to grab my ear and ask me if you understand me, but because we are not familiar with each other, we don't do it.

"I think you don't turn back until you hit the south wall." Kunikida shook his head, hating iron for being weak, "You can do it yourself, naive boy. I'm leaving."

He picked up his briefcase and hurried out, heaving a sigh of relief outside the door, as if leaving the room where Osamu Dazai existed made him feel better physically and mentally.

The three people with different abilities inside the door could hear it very clearly.

Dazai: "..."

I:"……"

Tanizaki: "..."

Dazai asked me, "Is it really okay?"

I said: "Mr. Dazai is a person who is insulated from the word love, I have known it for a long time."

Tanizaki asked suspiciously, "Hey, but according to Mr. Kunikida, didn't you just meet yesterday?"

Dazai: "Kunikida-kun is so easy to lie to you, don't you know? I said yesterday that Qiu was greedy for my beauty and fell in love with me at first sight, and he actually believed it!"

Tanizaki twitched the corner of his mouth: "Uh..."

I thought about it for a while: "Actually speaking, the term love at first sight is not wrong."

Dazai Youyou recalled: "Then followed me desperately like a little follower."

I retorted: "You didn't let me follow you at first."

Dazai: "Yeah, did you learn to talk back when you grow up?"

I nodded calmly: "Yes."

Dazai smiled and rubbed the top of my hair, messing up the new hairstyle I just made.

Tanizaki Junichiro looked left and right, and took a step back in embarrassment: "Well... I left beforehand, remember to lock the door when you leave!"