Two or three things about having a crush on Mr. Dazai

I woke up in the Oda's guest room after a hangover.

Oda asked me: "Good morning, Shu. How much do you remember about last night?"

I pressed my throbbing temple and said, "I remember going to Lupin to drink from the hospital in the middle of the night, and I seem to have met you and Mr. Sakaguchi..."

Oda: "It's not like, it's true in reality."

Me: "Really."

Oda: "Aren't you curious about what happened last night?"

Me: "It should be embarrassing to cry... My subconscious mind tells me that it is a very painful memory, it's better not to think about it."

Besides, Mr. Dazai was not there, so there was no need to think about it.

Just in case, I still asked Oda: "I didn't do anything shocking, did I? Like clapping the table for milk?"

Oda recalled: "This is not true."

Oda: "You just slapped the table and said aggressively, 'No one in the world understands Mr. Dazai better than me'."

The tone of voice imitated vividly, as if it really happened.

Me: ...orz

...I dare not say that when I am awake!

What kind of second personality did I release after drinking?

There was a smile in Oda's eyes: "Aki who drank wine is very cute."

I sighed, "I hope so."

Oda: "What are your plans for today?"

I took a deep breath, clenched my hands into fists and smashed my head: "Let's report to the boss."

After the killing spree, Mr. Dazai stayed with Mr. Dazai in the hospital. I don't know if Nakahara will be angry and finish writing the mission report by himself.

Oda blocked my fist and the back of my head with a force I couldn't resist, "It's too violent, Qiu." Then he gave me a massage.

His palms changed their strength on the back of my head, and his technique was very professional, which made me feel especially comfortable.

I suspect Oda has specifically learned this.

"Sometimes I feel like you are like my mother." Virtuous and caring.

Oda: "..."

Oda's mother let me go after massaging me with a stiff face, and perfunctorily encouraged me: "Work hard."

"Ok."

When I saw Zhong Yuan again, he sat behind his desk and looked me up and down with a sarcastic tone.

"Are you willing to come back from the hospital? Have you seen enough of your Mr. Dazai? Finally remembered that you still have mission reports to complete?"

Hold on tight, Aki Takeshita, it's not a big problem.

I told myself that Zhongyuan Zhong just seemed unhappy, but he was actually very talkative.

It's really impossible to be beaten by him to vent your anger and it's over.

I put on the most obedient posture, staring at my feet, and said sincerely: "Yes, Mr. Zhongyuan."

"It's still 'yes', it's your size."

Zhongyuan said, "Your great achievements have become famous in the port mafia. The emptiness is completely exposed, which scares the people on our side."

I felt a little guilty, and belatedly remembered the way those people in Hong Kong and Hong Kong watched the enemy's neck suddenly bleed, and they didn't dare to move.

Zhong Yuan walked up to me and suddenly frowned: "Have you been drinking?"

I continued to be obedient: "Yes."

Zhong Yuan: "Do you know how to drink?"

Me: "No, pour it in one gulp."

Zhong Yuannu: "Going to drink when you know you have unfinished work?!"

It's over, I was waiting here.

Me: "I'm sorry, Mr. Nakahara!!"

Zhong Yuan snorted: "The heart is really big. It scares others into nightmares, and the instigator ran to drink by himself."

Me: "Who...has a nightmare?" It shouldn't be Zhongyuan, right? ?

Zhong Yuan gave me a blank look: "The way you looked before is enough to make anyone who sees you in the hospital have nightmares all night."

I:"……"

"I remembered?"

Zhong Yuan's tone became calmer, and I became more courageous, and I took the initiative to bring up what happened that day: "This time... I lost control. I'm sorry."

I mistakenly thought that Mr. Dazai was dead and went crazy. It happened and there was no way to avoid it.Fortunately, although I was in a state where I couldn't control myself, I killed the enemy accurately, and I didn't wipe my neck on my own people-I think I'm a little proud?

I volunteered: "I'll write the report right away."

Zhong Yuan: "...I have already submitted it."

"..."

He actually finished writing, and Mr. Dazai was supposed to write the copy.

Zhong Yuanzhong is also such a capable boss!

"About the fact that you lost your mind when you met Dazai and got injured, the leader has made a decision not to let you and Dazai go on missions together in the future—let me tell you the story."

"Unless Dazai asks for it."

I lowered my eyebrows and said, "Yes."

It's sad.

My most violent emotions have been vented, and now there is only peace.Faced with such a result, I am both disappointed and know that it is a matter of course.

Maybe my disappointed expression was too obvious, but Zhongyuan actually comforted me and said: "...you don't have to blame yourself too much, Dazai is looking for death on his own. It's not that he has no other way to deal with the enemy, but he just insists on opening a hole for himself. That guy has a personality It's that bad."

Although it is worthless to scold Dazai bloody and bloody while comforting him, it is still the goodwill of the boss.

Me: "Yes, I see."

Zhong Yuan squinted his eyes, and said in a low voice, "Did you want to commit suicide at that time?"

His eyes suddenly became sharp.

"No." I denied it.

My intuition tells me that admitting at this time will not end well.

"Yeah." Zhongyuan didn't pursue it, but said, "You understand, Osamu Dazai's life is very hard, and he won't die so easily."

Just now you said that Mr. Dazai wanted to die by himself, so he made a hole for himself?

When you found out that Mr. Dazai was not breathing, your expression was so murderous and so gloomy that I thought the news of his death was real?

Oh duplicity boss, really confuses subordinates.

As we all know, the two blacks have fought side by side many times, hating each other and trusting each other at the same time. The relationship between Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai as partners is quite complicated, and it is not something ordinary people can understand.

Even I, who often follow them, only understand the appearance—after all, trust is not just a matter of talk, and it is incredible to be able to trust each other without reservation while loathing each other.

Because there was no delay, this page was turned so lightly between us and our subordinates.

Those who have been most impacted are actually Hong Kong and black members who love to spread gossip and listen to gossip.

Every time I passed by the men in black guarding, it was obvious that their attitude became more tense.I was ordered to lead a team out on the field. Those people communicated with me carefully, and few of them dared to look me in the eyes.

I quietly used "Nothingness" in Hong Kong black toilets to listen to several versions of rumors, such as "Master Takeshita can dismember a corpse with only a short knife" and "Master Phantom loves to cut arteries because he likes blood that spurts out like a fountain. Pleasure" "When Hong Kong black ghosts are angry, they will even open their stomachs, pull out people's intestines and tie knots on the limbs" "Just look into his blue eyes and you will be pulled into another world"...

I:? ? ? ? ?

Damn, that's how my reputation was smeared by you.

Hong Kong gangsters are an organization with great influence and great brains.You deserve it for scaring yourselves to death.

This is not as good as "his eyes are soul-absorbing lamps from the other side, and the eye sockets are filled with unwavering blue blood"!Anyhow, there is still a bit of literary talent.

Wait, where did I hear this?

...Forget it, don't remember.

After going through all the storms of spreading rumors about Hong Kong black ghosts, I thought that no matter what I heard, my heart would be at peace.

However, there are always unpredictable things in life.

Not long after, Mr. Dazai was discharged from the hospital.

After he returned from a mission, there were new rumors in Hong Kong black toilet.

"Officer Dazai picked up a 15-year-old boy with powerful supernatural powers from the slums as his subordinate."

"The name of the new subordinate is Ryunosuke Akutagawa."

……

At that moment, a string snapped in my brain.

Mr. Dazai's - new, part, next?

Gan!

I don't care if you are Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Nekonosuke, or Inunosuke.

I tell you, I tell you in the name of the ghost assassin.

you are done.