Underworld Merry Flower

These words hit Xun Heng's heart directly, and moved Xun Heng even more than the lettering on his chest.Chao Xi is wild and unrestrained by nature, he dares to think and do, as long as he decides to do it, no matter how difficult and dangerous it is, he will do it at all costs.

After Xun Heng accidentally entered Chao Xi's altar, he had a new understanding of him.These days in the underworld, Xun Heng flipped through the files and found that each file had a very detailed post-reading note written by Chao Xi himself.Not only that, but he also paid attention to the environment construction of the underworld, and opened the Underworld Emperor hotline, so that ghosts who have grievances that are hard to appeal can talk to him directly.At the same time, he has written half of the memorial to the Emperor of Heaven to re-cultivate the law of the dead.

He is never afraid of people's words, never afraid of wind and rain, he is free and easy, dares to think and do, and lives willfully.His charisma is far more attractive than his looks.

Xun Heng looked at Chao Xi's peach blossom eyes shining brightly, and finally nodded: "I will find a way to alleviate your pain."

Chao Xi rolled his eyes playfully, and asked, "The pain you're talking about is the pain of the Nine Heavens Profound Fire, or the pain of giving birth?"

"Naturally it's the pain of the mysterious fire." Xun Heng's eyes fell on Chao Xi's stomach, "Let's talk about it after the birth."

"In the future... let's talk about it?" Chao Xi suddenly laughed, and collapsed on the sofa with his stomach full.

"Is there a problem?" Xun Heng didn't understand what he was laughing at, he always laughed inexplicably.

Chao Xi smiled and said, "Mr. Xun Heng, choosing a day is worse than bumping into the sun. It just so happens that today is a good and auspicious day, not as good as our day~~~"

Xun Heng was dizzy by Chao Xi's coming and going, and after he understood the meaning of Chao Xi's words, his handsome face, which had never changed color, was stained with a layer of crimson.

Xun Heng turned his face away, and said in an unnatural tone: "The day I'm talking about is the day of the day."

Chao Xi got up from the sofa, leaned in front of Xun Heng, touched his neckline and said, "Me too, did you misunderstand something? Why do you look wrong? Could it be that you are thinking wrong?"

No matter how self-reliant Xun Heng was, he couldn't resist Chao Xi's repeated provocations and temptations. He spread out his right palm, a golden light suddenly appeared in his palm, and a golden pill slowly emerged: "Since you want...then I will Take your fairy body out of this body."

"Ah, there is such an operation?" Chao Xi wondered.

"You have to think about it." Xun Heng reminded: "Can you bear the gift of God?"

Without hesitation, Chao Xi decisively peeled off the clothes on his chest, raised his head and said, "Come on, let the storm come more violently."

"..." How could there be such a monstrosity in the Three Realms!

Xun Heng stopped talking and put his hands on Chao Xi's chest. Jin Dan was about to enter Chao Xi's bed when there was a sudden noise outside the door.

Xun Heng stopped his movements, raised his eyes for perspective, and saw Jiang Ziwen and Chao Chuyang tugging at the door.

Xun Heng took back the golden elixir and said, "Chao Chuyang is back, I'll go upstairs first to deal with business."

Chao Xi was speechless, Chao Chuyang didn't come back sooner or later, but he came back at this juncture, day after day.

Chao Xi put on his clothes and opened the door with a hostile face. Chao Chuyang and Jiang Ziwen, who were standing on the door, were caught off guard and rolled into a ball on the ground.

"Oh!" Chao Chuyang yelled out in pain as his head hit Jiang Ziwen's hard chest.

Jiang Ziwen didn't get there either. He fell straight on the ground and made a human body pad for Chao Chuyang, who weighed more than 100 kilograms. His stern face was slightly deformed.

Chao Xi looked at the two of them coldly, and really wanted to throw them out of the sky one by one.

"Underworld...I..." Jiang Ziwen saw Chao Xi's expression was unkind, and hurriedly tried to push Chao Chuyang away, but Chao Chuyang was lying on top of him, belching and talking nonsense.

Chao Xi leaned over and raised Chao Chuyang's face. Chao Chuyang's face was flushed, and he smirked and vomited heavily on Chao Xi.

Chao Xi let go of Chao Chuyang, frowned and asked Jiang Ziwen, "What's going on?"

Jiang Ziwen quickly stood up, pushed Chao Chuyang who was hanging on his body aside, and lowered his head to report the situation to Chao Xi: "He got drunk with a group of people in the tavern at night, and when he got excited about playing, he ordered a Yin soldier talisman. He left me with protective divine power, so he summoned me with the imperial talisman. I shouldn’t do private things during office hours, and I am willing to be punished by Emperor Hades.”

"What Emperor Ming?" Chao Chuyang staggered between Chao Xi and Jiang Ziwen, and said with a big tongue, "I'm drunk...sober...this is my man! Who, who dares to punish? Hiccup...I'm with you Let me tell you, my man is Lord Yan who is in charge of the life and death of mortals.

Jiang Ziwen covered Chao Chuyang's mouth to prevent him from talking nonsense.

Chao Chuyang couldn't breathe well, and said "woo hoo" a few times, but couldn't help it, he opened his mouth in a hurry and bit Jiang Ziwen's hand.

A drunk man is very strong, Jiang Ziwen's hands trembled slightly with pain, but he gritted his teeth and let him eat.

Chao Xiguang felt his flesh hurt just looking at it, no wonder Jiang Ziwen wanted to tie him up last time, this kid is a dog.

Chao Xi shook his head, and said, "He will call you again in the future, you have to protect yourself well, I don't want my officials to be seriously injured because of doting on their wives."

"..." Jiang Ziwen's mouth twitched.

"You take him to the room to wash up, he smells really bad of alcohol."

"Yes." Jiang Ziwen squatted down, pulled up Chao Chuyang's arms to carry him, but Chao Chuyang swayed back and forth to prevent Jiang Ziwen from carrying him.

Jiang Ziwen's patience was finally exhausted by the unruly Chao Chuyang. With one hand, Jiang Ziwen easily clamped Chao Chuyang's hands behind his back, and the other hand passed through his legs to hug him.

Chao Chuyang shouted excitedly: "Wow - I'm soaring through the clouds...flying...flying..."

Chao Xi took out his mobile phone and recorded Chao Chuyang's embarrassment after being drunk, so as to warn himself, don't get drunk if the wine is not good.

Chao Xi had heard from Xian Liao that he was very unrestrained even when drunk, flirting with the gods, full of lust, hard to describe.Alcohol is something that can be enjoyed after a small drink, and binge drinking is not only harmful to the body, but also embarrassing.

The next day, Chao Chuyang was lying on the sofa with his head slumped, with a look of hopelessness, not even in the mood to make breakfast.Chao Xi held an empty bowl and dangled it in front of his eyes: "Brother, I'm hungry."

"I'm hungry too, and I'm so weak that I feel like my body has been hollowed out." Chao Chuyang's voice was so hoarse that he could hardly speak. "Did Jiang Ziwen come to torment me again last night?"

"What did you do last night that you didn't know?"

Chao Chuyang shook his head: "I only know that I went to a netizen party and drank some foreign wine. The aftertaste of the foreign wine was too strong, and I was so drunk that I broke down. I have no memory of what happened afterwards."

"Fragmented? Then take a look at this." Chao Xi took out his phone and opened the video recorded last night.After Chao Chuyang finished reading it, his face was so red that he was about to bleed, and his seven orifices were smoking.It's not terrible to drink a piece of wine, what's terrible is that someone helps you recall it.

"This is definitely not me." Chao Chuyang buried his head in the pillow, and he will be ashamed to see anyone in the future!

"Oh, is that so?" Chao Xi said intentionally, "Then who is this person? Jiang Ziwen returned the princess to hug him. Brother, your status is precarious."

"Xiao Xi, I was wrong, don't provoke me, please..." Chao Chuyang wanted to cry but had no tears.

Chao Xi suddenly stopped laughing, and said sternly, "I know I'm wrong, so I have to restrain myself from now on. You're an onmyoji, not an ordinary nerd, and it's okay to hang out with netizens, but when you're having fun, you can call Hades here with a random talisman. There is no second person."

"Jiang Ziwen left supernatural power on you to keep you safe, but you summoned him as a plaything. Brother, the king of hell is very busy, especially Jiang Ziwen, he is the king of hell, and he has to go through tens of thousands of trials every day The soul of the dead, the merits and demerits of mortals are all judged by him, if there is a mistake, it may directly cause the soul of the dead to not be able to reincarnate, can you take this responsibility?"

Chao Chuyang's body shook violently, he raised his head from the pillow, said with trembling pale lips, "I didn't do it on purpose, I won't drink alcohol anymore, I won't be self-willed, I'm sorry."

Now that Chao Chuyang knew he was wrong, Chao Xi didn't say any more.

In fact, with Jiang Ziwen's calm and excellent work ability, it is impossible to misjudge the dead soul, but if the consequences are not serious, Chao Xi is afraid that Chao Chuyang will do something wrong again.

Chao Chuyang was sad and embarrassing, so Chao Xi skipped over this and asked, "I ordered takeaway, what do you want?"

Chao Chuyang got up from the sofa, rubbed his hair that was messed up like a chicken coop, and said with drooping head, "I don't have an appetite, I'm going to face the wall and think about it."

Chao Xi didn't stop him, repentance can eliminate karma, and save him from going to the underworld to embarrass Jiang Ziwen in the future.

Chao Xi ordered porridge and side dishes by himself, and just after submitting the order, he received a push message from the Daoist Association APP: [You have received an assistance order, please check it. 】

Chao Xi clicked on the message, which contained detailed application records, and the time was accurate to the minute.

2019年1月21日06：11：01收到（初级天师）王恺发来的协助请求。

07:32:45 Received a request for assistance from (junior celestial master) Jian Xuhui.

08:00:00 Received a request for assistance from (Junior Tianshi) Jiangchi.

08:30:01 The system starts to select orders.

08:35:22 The system matching was successful, and (junior celestial master) Wang Kai obtained the assistance authority.

08:36:33 The system starts dispatching orders.

08:36:46 System dispatch error, please wait...

08:41:58 The system is re-matching...Jiang Chi has obtained assistance authority.

08:45:00 The system has notified (super celestial master) Chao Xiaoxi to accept the order, pending confirmation...

Looking at the tortuous process of dispatching the order, Chao Xi wondered what method Jiang Chi used to snatch the order from others.

This man has some skills.

Since Jiang Chi has worked so hard, Chao Xi will not let him down, click [Confirm Order], and give Jiang Chi a thumbs up.

I soon received a private message from [All Waves]: Thank you.

Chao Xi wrote back: It should.

It's all waves: The mission I received was remote and dangerous.

Chao Xi: Tell me about the situation.

It's all waves: It's hard to explain clearly when typing, can I give you a call?

Jiang Chi is a very gentleman, he doesn't look like an evil teacher at all. If Chao Xi hadn't seen him in person and saw a trace of evil in his eyes, he might have been confused by his superb disguise skills.

Chao Xi: Yes.

Jiang Chi called quickly, cut straight to the point without any nonsense, and told Chao Xi about the mission.

After hearing this, Chao Xi said, "You are very courageous, even such a low-level celestial master dare not accept."

Jiang Chi seemed to chuckle: "I want to take a shortcut, and I can be promoted to an intermediate celestial master after successfully completing this order. And I won't bother you with Xiaodan."

Jiang Chi found a good reason, but Chao Xi knew that this order was specially made for him.

If you don't enter the tiger's lair, you won the tiger.

Chao Xi said bluntly, "Okay, see you at the door of the Daoist Association at two o'clock in the afternoon."

The author has something to say:

The sixth day of the Lunar New Year...I have to go to work, uh~