Underworld Merry Flower

Xun Heng's helpless and speechless appearance made Chao Xi chuckle: "You don't feel the slightest bit when you speak the most emotional language in the world."

Xun Heng's eyes moved slightly, his eyes became a little darker, and he said slowly: "Everything is simple nowadays, even feelings come and go like the wind. The most emotional words are not my love, but eternal dependence."

"How can mortals come to eternity?"

"With love in the heart, the moment is eternal."

Chao Xi shook his head and said, "You fairy chicken soup, few mortals can understand it."

"You can understand."

Today Xun Heng always speaks with puns, and there is a faint sense of catharsis in his words, and he also shows a warm side. Could it be that he was soft and hard, and finally the stone blossomed?

Chao Xi smiled: "Mr. Xun Heng, although I understand many things, I don't understand your thoughts."

Xun Heng said: "There are still 1000 years before I am [-] years old. By then, you still don't understand, so I will tell you."

"In 1000 years... I should still be in the underworld. The heavens are on different sides, so we can't ask each other." Chao Xi looked up at Xun Heng's face and said, "Don't tell me that you are going to have a birth ceremony, or I will raise my knife and crush Zi Le palace."

The little jellyfish looks soft and beautiful, but it always threatens with force. Xun Heng shook his head and said with a smile, "I will personally guard it and wait for your attack."

"Then we'll see."

Hei Wuchang has black lines all over his head. He doesn't really want to stand here and eat the dog food of the gods. He said that he wanted to discuss the obsession monument. Why did the painting style suddenly become: I want to hear you say you love me, and you want to hear me? Did not say.If you don't tell me, I will be violent.I'm not afraid of you being rough, hehehe.

When gods fight, they will burn people with charcoal. I didn't expect the gods to show their affection and love to have such a strong lethality.what to do?I really want to slip...

Hei Wuchang was struggling, Chao Xi finally remembered him, turned around and said to him: "Xiao Hei, the ghost craftsman made the obsession monument into a reusable one, and the maximum number of messages is [-] characters, so as not to half-speak and tantalize people. "

Isn't this insinuating Tianzun?

Hei Wuchang clasped his hands and said: "Yes, I will immediately go back to the underworld to inform the ghost craftsman."

"The conversation I had with Tianzun just now..."

Hei Wuchang is very sensible: "The secrets of heaven must not be revealed."

"You are indeed more considerate than Xiaobai. This year's excellent employee of Soul Division is none other than you. Go."

Hei Wuchang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and his figure gradually disappeared into the darkness.

Chao Xi and Xun Heng returned to Chao's villa, Chao Chuyang had gone somewhere, and the house was dark.Chao Xi lit the combination lock and was about to enter the combination when a few wisps of white catkins suddenly floated in front of his eyes.

It is the spirit of the glutinous rice balls that has returned.

Chao Xi lowered his face, grabbed the white catkins, rubbed them hard in his palm a few times, and slapped the balls of white catkins against the wall with a "slap".

The glutinous rice balls looked at @@, thinking that there would be a reward for completing the task, but they didn't expect that being treated with such violence would make the whole group feel bad.

The glutinous rice balls pulled out from the wall little by little, bypassed Chao Xi and landed in Xun Heng's hands, full of doubts and grievances: "Underworld, why?"

Xun Heng glanced at the glutinous rice balls, and asked Chao Xi, "Did it make you angry again?"

Chao Xi told Xun Heng when the glutinous rice balls bullied Bai Yixiao's spirit bird. Xun Heng waved his hand without saying a word, and slapped the glutinous rice balls against the wall.

"You should reflect here tonight." Xun Heng said coldly.

Tangyuan didn't dare to move anymore, it had personally experienced Tianzun's dark methods.

During the underworld rebellion, the demonized glutinous rice balls were collected by Xun Heng and brought back to the Heavenly Palace. They said they were purifying the demon nature, but they were actually thrown into the alchemy furnace and roasted with the nine-day profound fire.

The taste of the Nine Heavens Profound Fire was tens of thousands of times more uncomfortable than the Purgatory of the Underworld. Tangyuan was grilled on the stove and begged for mercy. Xun Heng stood outside the stove and asked him in a cold voice: "Do you know what's wrong?"

"I know I'm wrong. I shouldn't lose my spirituality. I was demonized by the prison ghost's resentment, and I also helped the prison ghost king escape from the gate of hell. I have caused a catastrophe. I beg God to give me a chance to make up for my mistakes."

But Xun Heng said: "Your biggest mistake is that you shouldn't be rude to Emperor Ming. If it weren't for the sake of your usefulness, I would definitely disperse your aura and make you disappear forever."

At that time, Tangyuan didn't understand why disrespecting the Underworld Emperor was more serious than letting the ghost king escape from the underworld. In Zhang's villa these days, Tangyuan watched a lot of romantic dramas and realized that Tianzun defended the Underworld Emperor so much because he was in love.

Hey, if I knew this earlier, I shouldn't have pretended to offend Emperor Hades.

Chao Xi opened the door and entered the room with Xun Heng.Xun Heng didn't rush to work like last night, but sat on the sofa in the living room, picked up a metaphysics book and flipped through it.

Chao Xi unscrewed a bottle of mineral water, drank it and said, "The theory of yin and yang compiled by these mortals will be full of loopholes if you look at it."

Xun Heng said: "Mortal people's wisdom and understanding are the strongest among all living beings, otherwise gods like us would not have made a special trip to the world to spread false advertisements that immortals are immortal and happy to be happy, and deceive people like you. An ignorant young man cultivates the Tao."

"Pfft—cough cough cough cough..." Chao Xi was caught off guard by Xun Heng's own words, and the mineral water choked the intake pipe, coughing earth-shatteringly.

The corners of Xun Heng's lips curled up slightly, and he patted Chao Xi's back lightly, giving him comfort.

"Are you... so... holding grudges?" Chao Xi covered his mouth and said while coughing.

Xun Heng shook his head slightly: "I don't hold grudges, but I remember everything you said."

Chao Xi snorted, held back his cough and said, "I don't believe it."

believe or not.Xun Heng continued to read.

Covering the book with his hand, Chao Xi asked with a sly expression, "Do you remember the words I said to you so deeply? Tell me a few words and I'll listen."

Xun Heng looked at Chao Xi's peach blossom eyes, no matter what kind of expression he made, these eyes were always captivating, full of intoxicating beauty.

Xun Heng looked away, gently pushed Chao Xi's hand blocking the book away with his fingertips, Chao Xi held his finger backhand, raised his eyes and asked, "The book is prettier than mine?"

Xun Heng would not lie, and said truthfully, "You are prettier than books."

Chao Xi raised his eyebrows slightly, leaned on Xun Heng's body with rippling eyes, stretched out his other free paw, and gently poked towards Xun Heng's beautiful body.

The feel is still as good as ever.Seeing that Xun Heng didn't refuse, Chao Xi became bolder and inserted a finger through the gap between the two buttons.

Xun Heng was far away before he was tempted, and said in a deep voice: "I came here to deal with business affairs calmly, and urge you to do tasks by the way. You are always dishonest, do you also want to be nailed to the wall by me like glutinous rice balls?"

Chao Xi smiled and said, "You just can't bear it."

"Do you know how many demons I killed in the battle of gods and demons?"

"It can range from a few thousand to as many as tens of thousands." When Chao Xi first entered the Heavenly Palace, Xun Heng's prestige was like thunder.One of the top ten heroes of the war between gods and demons, he took the lead in leading troops into the demon world, where corpses littered the fields and blood flowed like rivers.Chao Xi had imagined that he was cold and upright, decisive in killing, and his white clothes were stained with blood.

Xun Heng raised his eyebrows and said, "I know you still provoke me?"

"I'm not a demon."

"You keep doing this..." will become my demon sooner or later.

"Go on, what do you want if I do this again?" Chao Xi kept getting angry.In another 1000 years, Xun Heng's body will be defiled by the goddess, and he must act first.

Xun Heng held Chao Xi's fidgeting hand and stared into his eyes.

Chao Xi leaned forward and leaned close to Xun Heng's eyebrows, his voice was low and hoarse, with a provocative tone: "Every word of love I said to you came from the bottom of my heart. I admired you for a long time, but you turned a blind eye to me. In Tiangong Staying one more day is torture for me. I recommended myself to be the king of the underworld. I thought that staying away from you would stop missing you, but I didn’t expect that you would come down to calm down the chaos in the underworld. You said I provoke you, but in fact you have been teasing me."

Xun Heng pursed his lips, and was about to speak, when Chao Xi turned his heart away, closed his eyes and kissed Xun Heng's lips.

Chao Xi's lips and tongue lightly pecked Xun Heng's lips, and the faint smell of wind, rain and dew made Chao Xi linger intoxicated, and his body was ablaze with fire. Also without hesitation.

Xun Heng froze, never expecting Chao Xi to "attack" suddenly.The warm breath on the lips injected into the mind and body like an anesthetic, and he couldn't move.With Chao Xi close at hand, his slightly trembling eyelashes fluttered like butterfly wings on his face, causing an indescribable numbness.The breath in the dantian gradually became disordered, and a strange and primitive feeling began to sprout.

The more Chao Xi kissed, the more passionate he became. Not satisfied with the taste, he increased his strength and speed, vowing to break through Xun Heng's first line of defense.

Everything is silent, time is stagnant, and the air is dry and hot.Chao Xi's seductive snorting sound echoed in the empty living room.

The fire is getting hotter and hotter, making people's blood rush.Chao Xi tore his clothes uncomfortably, eager to stick to Xun Heng's cool body.

Xun Heng tightened his grip on Chao Xi's wrist inch by inch, knowing that he couldn't do anything, but his body uncontrollably pressed Chao Xi back, looking down on Chao Xi's peachy face and lustful eyes from above.

Xun Heng's last sliver of reason told him: This body does not belong to Chao Xi.

Xun Heng took a deep breath, reined in and let Chao Xi go.

"..." Chao Xi grabbed Xun Heng's collar and frowned at him, his eyes full of unwillingness and doubt.

Xun Heng brushed Chao Xi's lips with his fingertips, and said hoarsely, "This is a mortal body."

"Ah!!!" Chao Xi let out a desperate roar of catharsis.

Xun Heng held Chao Xi's hand, and poured a stream of cool air into his palm to eliminate the heat in his body.Chao Xi buried his head on Xun Heng's lap, his body trembling slightly.

"This is the first time I hate being a mortal!" Chao Xi gritted his teeth.

Xun Heng comforted: "Catch the ghost king, and you will be liberated. Speaking of which, you are only one step away from being a true immortal. After the term of the Underworld Emperor expires, you can go back to Tiangong to report on your work and you will be able to advance."

"I can't wait that long." Chao Xi said sullenly, "Emperor Underworld will be here for another 3000 years, and you will become someone else's husband after 1000 years."

Xun Heng raised Chao Xi's head, looked at him and said, "Gods can have children after [-] years, but it doesn't have to be done on time."

Xun Heng's words contained a lot of information. Chao Xi savored it carefully and finally showed a smile: "So, you will wait for me?"

Xun Heng did not answer directly, but only said: "Only those who are above the true immortals can have children."

Chao Xi frowned and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier. 500 years ago, the Emperor of Heaven asked me if I wanted to be promoted to a true immortal. I was afraid of suffering from the Nine Heavens Profound Fire, so I didn't agree."

"You will still suffer the pain of Xuanhuo when you are promoted in the future, aren't you afraid?"

"That's different." Chao Xi said eloquently: "I am a heavenly immortal, and I don't need to suffer to be promoted. Now that you are the driving force, there is nothing to be afraid of the Nine Heavens Profound Fire."

The author has something to say:

Firecrackers are set off on the fifth day of the Lunar New Year, crackling, to send away the poor god.

Regarding Chao Xi's childbirth, he will give birth in person, but not in a conventional way.