Underworld Merry Flower

After Chao Xi washed up, he was having breakfast at the dining table when someone rang the doorbell suddenly.Chao Xi put down the bowl and chopsticks, opened the door, and there was a middle-aged man standing at the door.

"Cough...I'm Meng Changyuan, director of the International Liaison Office of the Daoist Association." The man handed out his business card.

Chao Xi took the business card and looked at it: "I'm Chao Xiaoxi, what's the matter with Director Meng?"

Meng Changyuan said: "It's like this. Our Taoist Association is responsible for the teaching affairs of Taoism nationwide, including the certification of celestial masters, the registration of magic instruments, etc. Yesterday, we received a call from Mr. Li. As a big compliment, let us hold a personal promotion meeting for you. I looked through the files and found that you have not been certified as a celestial master by the Daoist Association. Your father is a special celestial master of our Daoist Association. A tiger father has no dog son. Today I Here is to ask you to register with the Daoist Association, enter the name and faction into the system, and then you can send orders online in the future to increase your exposure. You can also go to our Daoist Association’s APP to take the initiative to accept orders. We will publish the help of the suffering master every day, and will update in real time Strange things happening all over the country."

Chao Xi blinked, has Taoism become so standardized in modern times?With a machine in hand, there are all kinds of tricks in the world, and you still worry about not being able to find the prison ghost king?

"Okay, do you need any information?" Chao Xi asked.

Meng Changyuan said: "You are the person personally confirmed by Mr. Li, you only need to bring your ID card, the address is on the business card."

After Meng Changyuan left, Chao Xi was in no mood to eat, so he went back to the second floor to change, and told Chao Chuyang about it.

After Zhao Chuyang heard about it, he stopped what he was doing, turned his head and said, "The Daoist Association personally came to invite you to register? That's amazing, my brother, go, and don't forget to remind them to give you a high V when you are certified. .”

"You're not going?"

"I don't have time to go. It is the top priority to arrange a comfortable room for Tianzun. Personal certification can be reissued at any time."

Chao Chuyang attached great importance to Xun Heng, and Chao Xi said quietly: "If you weren't my brother, I would have thought you had a crush on Tianzun."

"..." The corners of Chao Chuyang's mouth twitched a few times, "You little heartless person, I didn't do so much for you. How competitive is it now? Without my help, would Tianzun settle in our house?"

"Hehe." Do what you can.

After tidying up, Chao Xi took a taxi to the Daoist Association.

Chao Xi found the certification hall of the Taoist Association according to the signs. There were not many people inside, except for the staff, there were only five or six young people in Taoist robes waiting to be called for registration.

Chao Xi didn't jump in line because the director of the Daoist Association personally came to invite him. He took a number from the number machine and went to the waiting area to sit down.

Chao Xi took out his mobile phone and connected to the WIFI here, and started to download the Taoist Association APP.During this period, a man passed by Chao Xi and sat on the seat on Chao Xi's right.

The two played with their mobile phones.

When registering the app, you need to enter your ID card number. Chao Xi took out the ID card and put it on your lap, and entered it while looking at it.The person sitting next to Chao Xi casually glanced at the ID, and was attracted by his date of birth. He pushed the time silently, with a weird smile on his face.

After Chao Xi finished registering, out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that the person sitting next to him was staring at him unabashedly, and turned his head to look at him.

This man, like himself, is not limited by the external form. He is wearing a simple and refreshing light blue casual clothes. He looks ordinary, but has a very unique temperament.

The two looked at each other for a moment, but neither spoke.

At this time, a horn call came from the window: "On the 7th, please go to station 1 for certification. On the 8th, please go to station 2 for certification."

Hearing the call, the man stood up first, put his hands in his trouser pockets, and walked towards the No. 2 station unhurriedly.

Chao Xi looked at his back, feeling faintly familiar.

Chao Xi came to station No. 1 and handed his ID card to the staff. The staff asked a few simple questions and began to enter information.The person next door was also going through the same procedures, and Chao Xi heard the staff say to the man: "Please use block letters for your signature, your handwriting is too sloppy, Jiang Chi's writing is full of waves."

Jiangchi!No wonder he looked familiar.I have seen his photos on Xie Shi's mobile phone before, and a single blurry back is impressive enough.

Chao Xi looked sideways at the man again.I dare not be 100% sure that this Jiang Chi is the person I am looking for. If he is really the elder Jiang Chi of the cult, why did he come to the Zhengfa Taoist Association to apply for the Celestial Master certification?And the real name is still used, is it intentional or is the self-confidence extremely inflated?

Jiang Chi signed again, and suddenly smiled at Chao Xi when he raised his head.The corners of his mouth curled up slightly, but his eyes were full of playfulness.

It was indecent to come and not to go, Chao Xi also hooked his lips, a smile that was not a smile, and his eyes were misty, showing a hint of coquettish charm.

The smile on Jiang Chi's mouth widened, but he was not in a hurry to strike up a conversation. He took the certificate handed over by the staff, turned around, and said to himself as if talking to himself before leaving: "See you by fate."

Chao Xi didn't answer the call, sat down, took out his mobile phone and opened the Taoist Association APP and asked the staff: "Can all certified celestial masters be found here?"

The staff member said: "Yes. After the Celestial Master certification, they are divided into primary, intermediate, advanced, and special grades according to their abilities. You can view all of them in the Celestial Master area."

Chao Xi asked again, "What's the difference between these levels?"

Staff: "It's very different. Big orders are given priority to special-level celestial masters, and orders nationwide can be accepted. Transportation, board and lodging are reimbursed at public expenses, and the remuneration is as much as they are paid. The Daoist Association also has additional subsidies. Senior celestial masters are slightly inferior. Some, no additional subsidies. Intermediate celestial masters can only accept orders within a limited range, travel at their own expense, and need to hand over 20% of the remuneration. Junior celestial masters are equivalent to a probationary period and cannot accept orders independently. Or a super celestial master assists in completing it."

Chao Xi nodded and said, "How do you assess the ability of a celestial master?"

Staff: "There is a special assessment area next to the certificate hall."

Chao Xi saw that his celestial master certificate was stamped with the red stamp of a super celestial master. This wave of operations through the back door was well arranged and won my heart.

Chao Xi left the Taoist Association, sat in the car on the way home, took out his mobile phone, opened the Taoist Association APP, and found the Celestial Masters area. There were a total of 239 certified Celestial Masters in it. Chao Xi, the Patriarch of the Chao Family, has seen three or four of them in Qingyun Temple.

Chao Xi flipped through seven or eight pages, saw Bai Yixiao, but didn't see Jiang Chi, so Chao Xi didn't bother to turn the pages, and directly entered the name to search.

Soon, the result was displayed: Jiangchi, Dao name: Shuijing.Entrance time: January 00, 1.Master: Taiyizong of the Shangqing Dynasty.Celestial Master Level: Elementary.

Just primary certification?Did I recognize the wrong person?Or is he deliberately hiding his strength?Looking at Jiang Chi's mugshot, Chao Xi fell into deep thought.

When he got home, Chao Chuyang had finished packing and was sitting in the living room playing games.Erlang's legs were resting on the coffee table, with a lollipop in his mouth, and he was still babbling: "Brother, let me tell you, all women are chicken feet with pickled peppers. They look delicious. You can touch them, and she will definitely scratch them." You, take a sip, you are so hot, and you always say that our men are big pigs... It is a good thing that you are broken in love, don't believe in animals that bleed for seven days every month and don't die. What? What to do when you are hungry/thirsty? Brother, you Don’t say you don’t know how to masturbate, do it yourself and have enough food and clothing.”

Chao Chuyang was misleading the ignorant youth again. Chao Xi walked up behind him and shouted deliberately: "Zhiba Kindergarten (the name of Chao Chuyang's game), your husband is here."

Chao Chuyang let out a "poof -" and sprayed out the lollipop in his mouth far away, looking around in horror: "No way? How could he come in broad daylight?"

A man's voice that was not clear came from the phone: "Fuck, bro, are you so gay? No wonder you call women worthless, so I won't bother you and your husband's tenderness. I have something urgent to go out and hang up gone."

"Hey~~~hey~~~ You finish this game and leave. If I lose again, I'll fall into the pit." Ren Zhaochuyang shouted, his game "brother" had already settled down and remained motionless.

Chao Chuyang stared back at Chao Xi with resentment on his face: "Xiao Xi, that's not how you joke."

Chao Xi said: "You summoned Tianzun without telling me, and I haven't settled with you for making me look bad."

Chao Chuyang was speechless, how could he have forgotten that his younger brother is a black-bellied person who must take revenge.

"Okay, let's count it as even, don't make fun of that dead ghost in the future." Chao Chuyang is still very concerned about Jiang Ziwen sleeping him without his consent.

"Don't shout like a dead ghost." Chao Xi defended the officials of the underworld very much, "Jiang Ziwen is a god with a fairy record, and he only works in the underworld. He has always been single, and it would be worthwhile for you to be his wife."

Chao Chuyang began to roll his eyes again: "What the hell? The main room? If you dare to love him, he can have three wives and four concubines? Xiao Xi, do you read too many romance novels, and domineering princes have groups of wives and concubines?"

In ancient times, three wives and four concubines were normal. The serving underworld officials were all ancients. Except for King Qin Guang, the other nine kings all had concubines.Although the environment in the underworld is not as good as that of the Heavenly Palace, they can marry wives and take concubines and enjoy the blessings of being equal to others. Therefore, the king of Hades in the Ten Palaces has always been reluctant to leave the underworld.

"He has this condition." Chao Xi said, "But Jiang Ziwen is very emotionally clean, so he probably won't take concubines."

"Heavenly Venerable told you these again?"

"Yeah." In order to facilitate this destined marriage, Chao Xi forgot his current identity, fortunately he had Xun Heng as a shield.

"Tianzun is holy and cold, why is he telling you all these gossips when he has nothing to do?" Chao Chuyang was full of doubts, "Besides, Tianzun is a god, and he doesn't tell you about the heavens, but he tells you about the underworld. Don't you think it's strange? ?"

"I have also talked about the things in the sky, such as daily sitting and forgetting, discussing the common people, and so on. They are far less exciting than the underworld. Moreover, the underworld is the closest to the human world, and it is closely related to our profession. Let's talk about it more." Chao Xi forced Talk back.

Chao Chuyang actually believed it, and said: "Xiao Xi, I am so envious of you. A mortal can be favored by the Heavenly Venerable. I can't cultivate such a blessing in eight hundred lifetimes."

Chao Xi thought to himself: I have practiced for thousands of years before I could talk to Xun Heng. It is already a great blessing to meet Xun Heng in your lifetime.

"Brother, it is also very good for you to be taken care of by Jiang Ziwen. After a hundred years, go to the underworld to marry him. From then on, you will not enter reincarnation, suffer no pain, and live forever. He will return to Tiangong every 3000 years to report on his work. As a family member of the underworld official, you can still Visit the fairy world."

"Really?" When Chao Chuyang heard that he was able to go to the fairyland, his whole body became energetic.

"Tianzun said so." Chao Xi threw the blame on Xun Heng again, "Maybe we can meet in the fairy world in the future."

Chao Chuyang raised his head slightly, his eyes looked at the blue sky outside the window, full of longing, he seemed to have begun to imagine the feeling of being able to ride the wind, step on the thousands of miles of clouds under his feet, and reach out to pick up the stars after going to the fairyland.

Chao Chuyang thought about it for a while, and said seriously: "Is that dead...Jiang Ziwen and I really a destined marriage?"

"Otherwise, do you think that Jiang Ziwen has nothing to do and came here to sleep with you? Jiang Ziwen has the right to be rich and attractive, and ghosts who admire him can go around Wangchuan for two weeks. You are content."

Before Chao Chuyang established a sense of crisis for Chao Xi, now Chao Xi also creates a sense of urgency for him.

When Chao Xi said this, Zhao Chuyang recalled Jiang Ziwen's appearance, he was actually quite handsome, especially the appearance of wearing the uniform of the underworld official, majestic and majestic, showing domineering sideways.

"Actually, I don't hate him, but I can't pass the hurdle in my heart." Chao Chuyang touched his butt/butt and said, "I am a big man who was fucked by him, and I still don't know it. It hurts my self-esteem."

Chao Xi said: "You were too emotional at that time. Jiang Ziwen came to undo the blood lotus seal for you, and you drove him out. You can only use extraordinary means in extraordinary times. Jiang Ziwen is very restrained and protective towards you, otherwise his Yin Qi enters the body, if you don't die, you will lose half your life."

Chao Chuyang, as an onmyoji, naturally knows the strength of Yin Qi. In this way, Jiang Ziwen looks cold, but in fact, like Tianzun, he is also a warm man.

Chao Chuyang thought for a while and said, "Then I'll try to get along well with him."

Chao Xi nodded, Jiang Ziwen, I will help you here.

The author has something to say:

Remove the old and welcome the new, I wish the little fairies a happy new year, everything goes well, sleep until you wake up naturally, count the money until your hands cramp, and reach a new height of beauty.