Underworld Merry Flower

Xun Heng passed through the fog and came to a memory wall, which was densely packed with Chao Xi's memories.There are those in the world, those in the Heavenly Palace, and those when he was the Dragon King of Water.Xun Heng shook his head helplessly, this little jellyfish also said that he has a bad memory, and there are so many memories in the altar.

Xun Heng started watching Chao Xi when he was still a mortal child and went to the holy mountain to worship the immortal teacher.

"Chao Xi, why do you want to cultivate immortality?" Master asked.

Chao Xi is quite straightforward: "Because I am afraid of the dark, ghosts, and even more afraid of death."

The master smiled: "Cultivating immortals first cultivates the Tao, and to cultivate the Tao requires eliminating demons and defending the Tao. If you are afraid of ghosts, you will not be able to cultivate this Tao."

Chao Xi shook his head like a rattle drum: "No, what Master said is wrong. Only those who are afraid of ghosts have to practice Taoism. My mother said that if you learn Taoism, you will not be afraid of ghosts."

Master: "You are still afraid of the dark, so how do you overcome your fear at night?"

Chao Xi: "Recite Namo Amitabha loudly."

"..." The master immediately turned around and closed the door: "You have gone to the wrong place. The Buddha is next door. Go out and turn right and go down the mountain."

Chao Xi clung to the door and cried, "Master~~~~~~ I was wrong~~~~~ I was in a hurry like a law~~~~~~~~~~"

Xun Heng curled the corners of his lips, the little jellyfish has been skinny since childhood.

Xun Heng clicked on his youth again.

Fourteen or fifteen years old, dressed in Tsing Yi, with a gourd of eight treasures pinned to his waist, holding a banner of magic tricks in his left hand, and a walnut in his right hand, he enthusiastically asked everyone he met: "Miss, do you have a fortune telling? Don't accept money. "

"My lord, I see that you have a disheveled face and sloppy footsteps, which must be due to the loss of kidney yang. I have an elixir to cure your illness, one tael of silver a piece, and you will be safe."

"Grandpa, is your house restless recently, and people and animals are restless? Let me tell you, my professional town house is five hundred...cough cough five years, the family I have seen, Wang Ding Wang Cai, the offspring of Fuze, is there any?" Interested in knowing more?"

The uncle raised his eyebrows and said angrily: "My home country is safe, and my fortune is prosperous, so I can go on tour in leisurely clothes. You yellow-mouthed kid is full of nonsense, come and take him down!"

"... Your Majesty? Ahaha, Xiaomin has poor eyesight, please excuse me!" Chao Xi slid away, running faster than a rabbit.

Xun Heng smiled and shook his head, the little jellyfish can successfully cultivate immortality, he must thank the emperor for his grace of not killing.

The human world is full of trivial matters, Xun Heng skipped over and clicked on him when he first entered the Heavenly Palace.

At this time, Chao Xi has been completely reborn, dressed in a white robe, with a ethereal figure, standing quietly in front of the gate, waiting to become a fairy.The black eyes are deep and wise, and there is an aura of coolness and excellence all over his body, which is especially outstanding among the scattered immortals.

The fairy official who recorded the fairy record asked him to report the situation himself.Chao Xi raised his head and said, "Chao Xi, male, a mortal who has transformed into an immortal, with a righteous spirit and a breeze in his sleeves."

The fairy official lazily said: "Stand aside with a breeze in your sleeves, the next one."

The next person went up and stuffed a package into the immortal official's hand, and the immortal official gave him a sensible look.

I see.Chao Xi exited the clearance gate, picked up some small gravels by the Tianhe River, wrapped them in black satin, and leisurely walked to the back of the team, waiting for the next pass.

Soon it was Chao Xi's turn. The fairy officer took a look at him and was about to give him a [Pending Review] sign. Chao Xi smiled slightly and took out a black satin bag from his cuff: "This is a specialty of my hometown, the best night pearl , a small gift is no respect."

The fairy official received the package and was about to open it, but Chao Xi held out his hand and said, "There are twelve luminous pearls inside. Once opened, the radiance will surpass the sun and the moon. The dazzling things are suitable for private appreciation. Besides, there are many people here. miscellaneous."

The fairy official felt that what Chao Xi said was reasonable, so he put the black satin bag in his sleeve pocket, and handed Chao Xi a signboard of "Excellence and Excellence" with a smile.Chao Xi took the sign and left gracefully.

Xun Heng could imagine how the fairy officials would be so angry after being teased by him.However, Chao Xi is indeed smart. If he hadn't stored this memory, Xun Heng would not have known that the Celestial Officials of Tiangong were so corrupt, and he would definitely investigate after returning.

next memory.

Chao Xi carried a fire-feathered bird of paradise, circling in front of Xun Heng's Zile Palace, and said to himself: "I have been rejected four times, Ziyin Tianzun, you have successfully attracted me. Humph, since the main entrance is not allowed, then I will find another way. I don’t believe that there are places that I, Chao Xi, cannot enter.”

Then, there is a series of hole-punch and wall-climbing behaviors.Chao Xi was still persevering even after being caught by the fairy boy for the ninth time, and finally managed to find the trick to enter the Zile Palace for the tenth time—befriend Xun Heng’s neighbor Taibai, and learn about the immortals in the Tushita Palace. The well is connected to the fairy well of Zile Palace, so the water is launched from the mouth of the well and swims to Zile Palace.

When Chao Xi emerged from the mouth of the well, Xun Heng happened to pass by the well, and the two looked at each other, speechless, and the scene was once extremely embarrassing.

It was Chao Xi who wiped the water off his face, and took the lead to break the silence: "Hehe, that... I'm a new Fairy of Purifying Water, and I'm not familiar with the way. I was originally going to Tushita Palace, haha...ha... ..."

Xun Heng didn't care about this unexpected guest, and just said indifferently: "Go back wherever you come from." After finishing speaking, Yu Yu didn't even look at Chao Xi, and left directly.

Looking at Xun Heng's back, Chao Xi couldn't get back to his senses for a long time: "Tsk, no wonder it's so hard to see, the legendary Ziyin Tianzun is really not as famous as meeting him. Hey, I forgot to introduce myself, next time we meet again, will you recognize me?" ?”

The next time we met, Xun Heng obviously didn't recognize him.At the Yaochi Reception, with the sounds of fairy music and dancing in neon clothes, Xun Heng sat beside the Emperor of Heaven with no expression on his face, like a stone statue carved from beautiful jade, scorching in its splendor and carrying the coldness that strangers should not enter.

It was the first time for Chao Xi to participate in this kind of large-scale fairy association, and he was very excited. Holding a wine cup, he shuttled among the fairies, talking and laughing happily, and drinking to his heart's content.

Peach Blossom Brewing is light when drunk, but has a strong aftertaste.After drinking for three rounds, Chao Xi's face was dyed peach-colored, his drunken eyes were hazy, lying on his side on the soft couch, and seeing the wisteria grapes on the fruit rack in front of him, he stretched his neck, dizzily rolling the grapes with the tip of his tongue.After rolling it up a few times, Chao Xi pursed his lips and frowned, and sat up staggeringly, with a corner of his leg pressing his wide cuffs. When he moved, the thin shirt slid down his shoulders, revealing half of his chest.

Chao Xi didn't care about his naked clothes. He reached out and picked a grape, put it in front of his eyes and looked at it. After confirming that it was edible, he put the grape between his teeth and bit it lightly. The rich juice flowed down the corner of his mouth. flow to the chest.The fairy official sitting next to him leaned over to remind him to pay attention to his image. Chao Xi squinted his eyes and chuckled lightly, saying inarticulately, "Hey~~ This is not the Palace of the High Heaven, so don't worry about...uh...your image. You see, the Heavenly Emperor is still left Hug right and hug, hehe... Let it go, let it go, you will have fun."

At this time, Xun Heng was about to leave the banquet, and passed by Chao Xi. Chao Xi grabbed his sleeve, and his ecstatic peach blossom eyes were full of love, and the colorful clouds reflected in his black pupils turned into ecstasy and bone-wrenching romance: " Hey, hey...that whoever, pour me wine, I can still drink it."

Xun Heng glanced down at him, and said coldly, "Let go."

Chao Xi looked up at Xun Heng, watched for a while, not only did not let go, but also stood up slowly, slapped his left foot on Xun Heng's right foot, and said with a smile, "So what if you don't let go?"

Xun Heng was patient, and repeated again: "Let go! Otherwise..."

"What else?" Chao Xi interrupted Xun Heng, playing with the jade pendant on Xun Heng's waist, "Happiness is the most important thing at a reception, why are you so stern? Do you have something on your mind? I am best at solving problems, how about we drink together While chatting, I promise to make you laugh. By the way, my name is Chao Xi, Ri Zhaochao, and Sanshuixi."

Xun Heng pulled his sleeves vigorously, pushed Chao Xi away, and walked away with a flick of his sleeves.

The jade pendant was torn off by Chao Xi, and Chao Xi shook the jade pendant and shouted at Xun Heng's back: "My name is Chao Xi, my name is Chao Xi, my name is Chao Xi. You have to remember~~~"

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Xun Heng put his hand on the printed word "Tide" on his left chest, and said softly: "Are you printing on my chest because I am afraid that I will not remember your name? Little fox, you have become my eternal nightmare, even every day Even Hizakano can’t forget your name.”

Chao Xi's memories made Xun Heng understand him better.Usually he doesn't look serious, but he has his own persistence in the face of major events, even at the expense of his life.Fighting skills, fighting monsters, curing evil water, saving Tianying, wherever there is peace, there is his presence.

He often said a word: Buddhism is prosperous in the prosperous world, and Taoism is hidden alone in the mountains.Bodhisattvas don't care about things in troubled times, and Laojun saves the vicissitudes of life with his sword on his back. ①Every chaos will come out, Taixin is detached, and those who cultivate immortals should follow him as an example.

Xun Heng withdrew from Chao Xi's altar and closed his clothes for him.Chao Xi didn't know what kind of dream he was having, he was laughing when he fell asleep, and Xun Heng just stared at him like this until dawn broke.

"Kang kuang—wow—thump—" Chao Xi was awakened by the sound of moving things, rubbed his eyes, and subconsciously touched his side, but there was no one there.Even though he knew the result, Chao Xi was still a little disappointed.

Chao Xi stretched, got up from the bed, stretched his muscles and bones, opened the door, and was confused by the mess in front of him.Tables, chairs, benches, bronze statues, and all kinds of manuscripts and books block the corridor outside the bedroom.

"Brother, what are you doing so early in the morning?" Chao Xi pushed aside the table in front of him, stood in the middle of the corridor and asked loudly.

Chao Chuyang stuck out his head from behind a closet: "Moving."

"What house did you move for no reason?" Chao Xi wondered, "Are you in debt to usury?"

"Go~~~ I'm giving Tianzun a room. From tonight, Tianzun will be staying in our house. Haha..." Chao Chuyang was very happy.In the morning, Chao Chuyang was sleepy and sleepy, when Xun Heng appeared suddenly, and told him to vacate a room, and he would come to work at night.Chao Chuyang woke up instantly and nodded repeatedly.Tianzun personally guards the house, and I am afraid that there is no other family in the world that has such top-level treatment.

"Are you kidding me?" Xun Heng didn't touch the world, how could he stay in the world forever.

Chao Chuyang said: "I'm teasing you that you need to do it so realistically? You hurry up and wash up, go downstairs to eat, I have already put breakfast on the table, don't stand here and hinder me from doing things."

Chao Xi curled his lips and was about to go downstairs.Chao Chuyang stopped him again and asked, "Xiao Xi, did you succeed with Tianzun last night?"

Speaking of this, Chao Xi said angrily, "You summoned Tianzun?"

"Yes." Chao Chuyang twitched his brows with a smug expression. "My mana alone can summon the Heavenly Venerate, isn't it very powerful?"

Chao Xi rolled his eyes: "Why didn't you Zhao Tianzun tell me? I was looking at your calcium tablets when he came. Do you know how embarrassing it is?"

Chao Chuyang said disapprovingly: "There is nothing to be ashamed of, this is the lubricant to enhance the relationship between the two of you. People have seven desires, and they are full of energy. You are an adult, don't suppress your nature. Watch the film to relieve yourself , by the way, learn some knowledge and unlock the posture, which is good for you. Did Tianzun see what he said about you?"

"What can he say? But you need to change the computer monitor."

"Huh? Why?"

"The screen is black."

"...I just changed it not long ago, why is it broken again? I'll let the clothes seller cheat me, and the computer seller cheat me too, kill the dog!"

Chao Xi didn't bother to explain, so he skipped this, and when he reached the stairs, he saw no one downstairs, so he asked, "Where's Bai Yixiao?"

Chao Chuyang snorted twice: "That guy said he was going out to find a house, and he left at seven o'clock. He's such a bastard and determined to cling to you. Xiao Xi, the Celestial Lord is here, you'd better keep it with Bai Yixiao The distance, lest Tianzun be jealous."

Will Xun Heng be jealous?That hen can fly up a tree.

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PS: ① Taoism and Buddha said that "there is no way in prosperous times, and there is no Buddha in troubled times".

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