There are always cubs falling from the sky[Comprehensive]

"I'm going to wear it like this!"

"I'm going to wear it like this!"

"I'm going to wear it like this!"

In order to emphasize that his will will not change, the cub loudly emphasized three times in a row.

Shang Tian wanted to beat the cub again.

She thinks her temper is quite good, but this new cub is really talented in teasing people's nerves, and it comes with a mocking buff.

Dance on the waves.

"You wear too much." Shang Tian looked at the clothes the cub was wearing, a three-piece shirt, vest and suit, and a coat over his shoulders.Forget it all, he didn't know where to find out the medical bandages at home, and wrapped himself tightly.

"Outside in the dog days, the high temperature is 39 degrees!"

The most vicious stage of the sun in summer.

And the cub was wrapped up in five layers, inside and out, so he might suffer from heat stroke after going out like this for a few minutes.Not listening to what was said, Shang Tian simply reached out and took the cub off the chair and walked out directly.

There is a constant temperature system in the room.

Not outdoors.

Shang Tian put the cub outside and let him experience for himself the feeling of the 39-degree sun kissing the skin.

"Is it hot?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I'm getting dizzy.

Shang Tian hugged the cub and went back to the house, trying to pull out the fifth layer of things on him, and encountered new resistance this time.He was willing to take off the overcoat, coat and waistcoat at last, but they had to be bandaged.

"do not want!"

"The bandage is my body. Without my body, I will die like a fish out of water!" Osamu Dazai defended his chest tightly guarding the bandage.

Bandages were his last stubbornness.

No need to discuss!

Shang Tian wanted to forcefully pick him off, but as soon as her fingertips touched the clothes, she heard a miserable howl from the cub: "I am your treasure as promised? You actually want to destroy my body and persecute me?" .Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

He wanted to commit suicide by jumping off the bed.

When he was about to fall to the ground, Shang Tian reached out and grabbed the back of his neck: "Persecution? Since you put such a big hat on me, I will persecute him to the end!" Seeing how the cub was thrashing and struggling, she just landed on his butt He slapped him to suppress him, and used his parental authority and hegemony to strip off all the thick clothes and bandages he was wearing.

"Zhenbao also needs to be panned." He slapped his buttocks again, "Cover it so tightly in such a hot day, you are not afraid of getting prickly heat." Shang Tian gave the short-sleeved shorts she had chosen at the beginning to He puts on.

finish dressing.

Shang Tian picked a lock of hair from the cub's head and tied it with a bandage to coax him with a bow: "Okay, I've brought your body too." After looking around for a few times, she thought it was too cute, took out her phone and immediately It's a ten.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai turned around and lay down on the bed, beating the bed, and raised his voice again and howled bitterly: "Ah, why is my life so hard, you all bully me, I can't live in this house. My God , you take me away quickly, everyone can live happily after I die..."

Shang Tian indifferently clicked to record.

Osamu Dazai, who was obsessed with the role of the evil mother-in-law in the family ethics drama broadcast on TV yesterday, quietly put away his acting skills.

No one was there.

He won't get sympathy if he continues to act, not to mention he will be left with a black record. The loss is too great, and he has to stop the loss in time.

This trick didn't work, he changed his face.

"I want to eat crabs for lunch." Osamu Dazai was sobbing with aggrieved face, his eyes were still full of tears that he couldn't shed from the acting just now, and his cute face combined with his lethality was extraordinary.

For a person with low willpower, he has long been obsessed with beauty, calling you so cute, you can say whatever you want.

Shang Tian couldn't bear it at first.

Under the training of seven cute cubs, the immunity has been greatly improved. This routine Xiaozheng has also coaxed her to make an exception many times to make soup tofu.

now...

Who made you late.

"No, I only ate crabs for breakfast." Eating too much of this cold food will hurt your body, so how can you eat it all at once.

"I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat..." Osamu Dazai pretended to be pitiful, and immediately switched to another strategy, rolling and making noise on the bed, chanting like a repeater.

Make trouble out of no reason.

It was the prerogative of children.

Still sweet but hard-hearted to the end: "If you can't do it, you can't do it." Other things can be compromised, only when it comes to physical health, there will be no retreat.She launched the breeder's ultimate weapon: "Dazai, you must know that I am the one who cooks. If you continue to make trouble, mom will have ten thousand ways to make you stay away from crabs in the future."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Dazai was quiet.

Crabs are so delicious, he finally found something he likes to eat, and he doesn't want to be dominated by the taste of dark dishes when he sees crabs in the future.

He is not happy!

"Then eat bibimbap and celery." These two things are very annoying to the other two cubs, and later they can play games to figure out what they don't like to eat.Those two are so simple, very easy to calculate...

"Aw!" Osamu Dazai shook his head.

Shang Tian flexed her fingers and gave him a brainstorm: "No pranks are allowed, we will have assorted fried dumplings for lunch."

Intuition is really annoying.

Especially breeders, even if your acting skills are close to Oscars, but the intuition department is so overbearing that you can easily distinguish between real and fake traps just by feeling.

Osamu Dazai curled his lips, "Ask me what to eat and decide for myself, dictatorship, tyrant, unreasonable!"

Shang Tian smiled: "It's kind of unreasonable to call mother, who made you my cub now? Don't easily offend the owner who is a chef if you don't want the quality of life to deteriorate."

It's too real to argue with.

Ever since he ate the breeder's meal, if it wasn't for his deep love for crabs, he would have abandoned his old love and rushed to a new love under the offensive of various delicacies.

Osamu Dazai puffed up his bun face angrily.

Shang Tian punctured the bulge and said with a smile: "When you grow up, you'd better keep your current cuteness." Otherwise, I'm afraid he will be beaten to death according to his current badass personality.

Osamu Dazai held his face and said intoxicatedly: "I will be super cute when I grow up! There are also many girls who like me." He is already very attractive at the age of 15, and he will become even more popular when he grows up .

This is an established fact.

"Then you have to be more obedient." Shang Tian couldn't help pinching the cub's face again, coaxing, "Miss and sister like boys who are well-behaved and obedient."

Osamu Dazai proudly put his hips on his hips and retorted: "No, as long as I am good-looking enough, even if my personality is messy, there will be a lot of young ladies rushing to like me!"

Shang Tian: "..."

She was startled.

Such a young person can comprehend the true essence of Yangou.

Shang Tian didn't want to talk to him anymore, so she packed up the changed clothes and took away the remaining bandages by the way.

Put clothes in her closet.

The cub's new room is still being renovated, temporarily living in her big bed, and sharing a wardrobe for the time being.

The bandages are locked in the drawer.

After the breeder left, Osamu Dazai slipped out of bed and looked at the drawer lock.He took off the small decorative brooch on his clothes and poked it straight into the keyhole. He put his ear to the side and listened to the sound of the lock cylinder turning to judge the mechanism.

Heard a sound of Gada.

"Hey." For a moment, his expression was like that of a cat.

Osamu Dazai raised his chin proudly, and his tone was full of complacency: "Hmph, do you think the simplest lock can seal my body!"

Holding the bandages, he ran back to the bed.

Dazai Osamu was stunned suddenly when he was wrapping the bandage quietly, and he murmured, "Here we go again."

When thinking about something quietly and alone, the clarity of the brain will not be affected.Once in contact with the breeder, although the code of conduct will not be distorted, but the logical thinking ability will be weakened...or younger.

He has figured it out for the past two days.

Natsume was originally a middle school student at the age of 15, and that Deidara was really a real cub who was only four years old.

After observation.

When Natsume faced the breeder, it was not natural to pretend to be young, but when he was thinking seriously alone, it was in line with the performance that a junior high school student should have.In addition, he hacked into the cloud storage album of the breeder, and through those black historical photos and videos, he can judge that the same situation is true for those repatriated cubs.

Cubs are "victims".

The force value of the breeder is high, but it is also within the limit of human beings.Except that she cooks delicious food like a superpower, she is in line with ordinary people in other aspects.

Take him to sleep with a quilt at night, and when he goes to the toilet, he will urinate naturally...

Cough cough! ! !

Forget about this!

This shows that the breeder really thinks that they are real cubs, so they take care of them as cubs.

Then there is only one outlier left.

According to observations, the guardian milk cat monster is not affected by anyone in front of or behind.

Probably because of power?

He and Natsume came from the same world, and the guarding gesture was not fake.

lived a long time.

The big monster who is infinitely close to the realm of gods is definitely not an idiot.Since Natsume also maintains this state and ignores it, it means that this state is not dangerous, and her attitude towards the breeder is very friendly, which means that she is fine.

Then there are only two possibilities left.

One is that this young state cannot be relieved with his power, and the other is: "Because of the shrinkage of the body, are there any side effects?"

Osamu Dazai's mind was running at full speed.

Finally, I came to the conclusion: no problem, you can let it go.

in contrast.

This state is still a good thing for him.

In the original world, he lived in pain every day in this oxidized world. He couldn't find the meaning of living, so he indulged in suicide but couldn't die no matter what.

And here.

Osamu Dazai's eyes shone with star-broken light.

There is something very warm in that woman's side.

Especially when young.

It can let him get rid of the painful state temporarily, and occasionally feel a burst of... happiness for a moment.

Correct.

It is the purest joy of children!

I don't know how long this state can last, but before the warmth disappears, he can try to stay alive.

Osamu Dazai muttered to himself: "Although I don't know how I came to this world, I really want to thank you for your kindness."

"What a 'nice guy'."

Shang Tian yelled outside: "Dazai, did mom's phone fall on the bed, can you bring it here for mom?"

Osamu Dazai touched his heart that was speeding up suddenly: "This is it." He responded: "Okay sweet~"

"Call mom."

The Office of the Chief of Hong Kong Black.

When Chuya Nakahara was reading the report, Osamu Dazai suddenly vomited out a mouthful of blood.

"Hey, Dazai!"

Dazai Osamu held Nakahara Chuya's arm, his expression a little broken: "It's mine, it should be mine..."

Mine...warmth.