There are always cubs falling from the sky[Comprehensive]

Osamu Dazai was awakened.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he found that he was hugged by a stranger, so that his back was sweating coldly, and then he was slightly relieved when he saw a familiar face.

Immediately the heart rose again.

Although he is a scumbag in terms of physical skills (compared to Zhongye), he can be called top-notch in terms of alertness and stress instinct.That is to say, his physical fitness cannot keep up with the conscious reaction of the brain (the end result is always that even if he sees through the opponent's attack routine, he will be beaten by the middle man).

The medium is just a cranky slug with no brains.

Still a dwarf half shorter than him!

After completing the daily diss partner (2/N) task, Osamu Dazai began to think about his own situation.

He was obviously wary of the breeder.

Tell the truth.

On the battlefield, he can trust Zhongye with his life. After collecting information and calculating in many ways, he concluded that Zhongye's strength can ensure his safety.

Of course, if the waves go too far and die, it happens to be a dream come true.

It's a terrible thing to trust a person without reason and from the heart, and he doesn't know how to do it.So trust the breeder to rest assured that the possibility of sleeping next to her will pass.

But he did relax and fall asleep.

No pain in the head, good mental state, every cell in the body is full of vitality and refreshment, and other good states are telling him that this is the restorative effect of peaceful deep sleep.

Ability like high affinity?

However, his supernatural ability [Disqualification in the World] can nullify all supernatural powers that touch the body. The ultimate anti-supernatural power user heresy, no supernatural power can have any effect on himself.

And this is not his supernatural ability, it is an innate [Physique], a passive skill that takes effect all the time.

So there is no spirit being affected.

If it is not for the supernatural ability, there are two possibilities that it can still affect him. One is that it is born, for example, someone is born very popular.The second is that it is not a supernatural ability but the power of another system.

The former is ruled out, and the latter is highly likely.

For example: the big milk cat monster (the information has been updated in the routine)

Monster, demon power?

As soon as Shang Tian opened her eyes, she saw that the cub in her arms had also woken up.

The new cub didn't want to sleep in other cubs' beds and slept in her big bed last night.She was used to sleeping with Ilumi in her arms at night, so she probably unconsciously hugged the new cub last night.

"Huh~ha~"

Yawned.

Seeing that the new cub also woke up, Shang Tian casually asked, "Dazai woke up? Do you want to pee?" After raising the cub for so long, the cub's physiological condition has basically figured out the rules.

Osamu Dazai, who was thinking, also responded casually: "Hmm."

Get up and get out of bed.

Shang Tian picked up the cub and walked to the bathroom.

After the new yard is built, the separate room for the cubs has a special toilet for children. The toilet seat for children installed in her bathroom before has been removed.It was too troublesome to go to another place to go to the toilet. Shang Tian pulled off the cub's pants to pee for him.After sleeping with Illumi for a year, he is very proficient in movements.

Spread the cub's legs apart: "Pee."

After Osamu Dazai reacted, he had already solved the physical problem.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Dazai's expression cracked.

What brought him back to his senses was the continuous clicking sound, and Osamu Dazai understood the bad taste deep in the breeder's soul almost instantly.He is too familiar with the expression of the main breeder!

After all, he does it all the time himself.

He hosted the "This Week's Unacceptable Zhongye" report within the Hong Kong gangster organization, which published a lot of black history in Zhongye.There are also a large number of dark historical photos and small video screens stored in his mobile phone.

Seeing the breeder admiring the black history just saved in the phone with interest in his eyes, Osamu Dazai suddenly felt a sense of retribution for himself.

He gestured to his short arms and legs, and it is said that the breeder has a high force value.

Forget it.

Or find an opportunity to black it out afterwards.

After urinating, Shang Tian put the cub in the fully automatic bath tub, and she freshened up in front of the mirror.After finishing his own hygiene, he asked: "What flavor of tooth powder does Dazai like?" The new toothbrush is gone, and I will go to the mall to buy it after eating. First, use disposable finger cots to help him clean up.

Osamu Dazai's conditioned answer: "Crab flavor!"

Shang Tian: "Huh?"

This cub loves crabs so much.

It is wider than the love of Xiaozheng and Didala. At least these two soup tofu and Kanto fried eggs that almost want to be eaten as staple food are also limited to food and will not expand to other aspects.

"Only fruit flavored."

In this regard, he knew that no matter how unreasonable it was, Osamu Dazai replied indifferently: "Apple flavor."

"Ah, open your mouth."

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth very cooperatively, and the breeder's movements were gentle and skillful, and did not cause any discomfort in the mouth.It seems that she takes care of the cubs really carefully.

After cleaning up, Shang Tian took the cup and said, "Drink some water and rinse it off before swallowing it."

Osamu Dazai had already swallowed it.

He immediately asked with a look of horror: "If I swallow it, will I die?" As if the foam mixed with tooth powder was really poisonous, he suddenly held his stomach with a particularly painful expression, as if poisonous.

Shang Tian clicked on the video silently.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai silently put away his acting skills.

Gee.

Breeders who are intuitive and insightful are even more annoying than Chuya!

He also believes everything he says.

Although this showman cub is eccentric and willful, he brings a lot of joy.At present, the two cubs left in the family are a little too well-behaved, and the new cub is a very happy type to play with.

What's the use of raising them when a mother doesn't play with her cubs?

Dazai rolled his eyes.

I suddenly had a bad feeling.

Shang Tian fished out the washed and dried cub after cleaning up, went back to the bedroom, dug out the medical kit, took out the medicine for bruises, and helped the cub treat the wounds on his body.Blue and purple bruises can get worse if left unchecked.

Medicinal wine was used.

The formula of old Chinese medicine practitioners, Shang Tian has personally verified that the efficacy of the medicine is particularly good.It's just that it's useless to apply it on the surface casually if you want the medicine to have an effect. It needs to be massaged into the body to be effective.

Osamu Dazai was held down and unable to run, his whole body rubbed with medicinal wine felt sore and achy.He felt uncomfortable, and started to yell blindly: "It hurts, don't want it, please forgive me, I can't take it anymore, please, ah, um..."

Shang Tian: "..."

He slapped his ass with a slap.

"To shut up!"

Where did this kid get his yellow accent?

Shang Tian thought about it for a while, it seemed that she didn't understand the meaning, and she was shocked.

How could such a big cub know anything?

Children are good at imitating, and this fluent slang is probably imitated by the adults around them: "What did your previous guardian do?!"

She needs to get to know her better and get rid of the bad things as soon as possible.

A gleam flashed in Dazai's eyes.

He opened his mouth almost without hesitation and began to diss his current guardian, Mori Ogai: "He is a black doctor who practices medicine without a license, and he is a cub control under the age of 12. He always summons Miss Alice. He can say Vita Sexualis, and imprisoned a little boy named Q in a room. On weekdays, he always forces me to do things I don’t like, and that’s how the scars on my body came about.”

Although with a bit of language arts, he didn't lie.

And it's 100% true.

The name of Mr. Mori's ability is: [VitaSexualis] (Sex. Life. Life)

Alice is his humanoid supernatural power. She looks like a 12-year-old girl. Their summoning powers have to be called out in the form of speech.

The young girls under the age of 12 in the field of defense are personally admitted by myself.

Code-named Q, Yumeno Hisaku's psychic powers cause terrible damage, and his personality is somewhat antisocial and cruel. Unless he is by his side, he will be imprisoned in the room all year round.

Captivity was also an order from him.

When he was 14 years old, he became a "witness" for Mori Ogai's usurpation of the throne, and he became a community of interests with the other party. Later, he was half threatened and half forced to join the port mafia.Mori Ogai's subordinates were not very obedient and often ordered him to work. Although the scars on his body were caused by his suicide, half of them were injured during the mission.Especially when I first partnered with Zhong Ye, I didn't get along well and often got injured.

Oh, and the scars from Chuya beating him up.

Click.

This is not the sound of taking pictures.

Osamu Dazai stared at the shattered glass bottle in the hands of the breeder and shut up silently. If he continued to do things, it would be easy to overturn the car, but for this sake, the effect has been achieved.

At the same time, the force value of the breeder in the heart has once again increased to a higher level.

Shang Tian calmed down.

When she looked at the injury on the cub, she couldn't stop feeling distressed. At first she thought the injury was domestic violence, but she didn't expect it to be like this.With a perverted guardian, it's no wonder the cubs were raised to behave like dogs.

Shang Tian changed the topic: "I'll take you to eat crabs at noon." September and October are the best months to eat crabs, but there are still some if you want to eat them in other seasons.

Unexpectedly, there were unexpected surprises.

Osamu Dazai's cute smile: "Sweet is the best~"

Shang Sweet nodded his nose: "It's mother." When this cub knew his name, he would occasionally say sweet.

For the crab.

Osamu Dazai changed his words in a polite manner: "Mom is the best."

Shang Tian hugged the cub and took a breath.

A western restaurant.

"Chuya, shell the crab for me."

Nakahara was also very Buddhist by taking the king crab in front of Ganghei leader Osamu Dazai and shelling him. Instead of waiting for the other party to use his status to order him to do it, it would be better to take the initiative and suffer less anger.

"Chuya, feed me."

Zhongyuan Zhongya has been tortured very much in the past two days, and directly put the processed crab meat into that nasty mouth.

"Zhongye, I want to drink double milk with sugar and no coffee. Because it needs to be cold but not iced coffee."

Why is there so much going on!

The Central Plains is also very Buddhist... no, he can't go down!

He hadn't had a good meal for almost two days when he just left for a field mission. Osamu Dazai said that he was in a better mood to invite him to a big meal, so he came here. Who the hell knew that he didn't eat a bite when he came, he was just serving others.

The cup in his hand was crushed by gravity, and Zhong Yuanzhong also gritted his teeth: "Are you a cub?"

Osamu Dazai tilted his head cutely and supported his face with his hands: "Yes, I am three years old this year."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also laughed angrily: "Ha, a three-year-old giant baby with a height of 1 meters? Let me serve you to eat and serve you to drink. Do you want me to serve you to urinate again? Do you need me to pee for you when you go to the toilet? ?!"

This is a sarcastic remark.

but…

Nakahara Nakaya was horrified when he saw the expression on Dazai Osamu's face that he really wanted to try: "Dazai Osamu, fuck you! Damn you! Damn you!"

"If you really dare to order me to do such a thing, I will kill you!"

"I'm really going to kill you!"

Osamu Dazai felt a little bad, and habitually used his status to suppress his top cadres: "Chuya, if you say such things, you are committing an offense against your superiors. It is a big treason."

Nakahara Chuya was recently tortured and oppressed by Osamu Dazai using his status to overwhelm others. All the anger accumulated before finally reached the critical point after these words were uttered.

The strings of reason snapped.

All the suppressed anger broke out, and now he desperately wants to kill him!

Osamu Dazai tried to run but was blocked by the door. He finally tried his best to save himself: "Chuya, if you hit me, it will be considered as an attack on the leader. If it is serious, he will be dismissed from his post and will be severely punished by death."

Zhong Yuanzhong also clenched his fists and sneered: "Ha, I'll beat you to death right here, and then usurp the throne!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Ah, overturned.