[Net Wang] This man is so dirty
Training 9
Ye Ling learned quickly, and soon he was able to use the trick [Xinba's underwear the day before yesterday] with ease!She triumphantly hit back a serve by Kaoru Kaido to make it 40-0.
Not only Kaitang on the court, but also everyone in the men's tennis team outside the court clenched their fists.This is not just the No. [-] Budokai in the world... No, it's not just a friendly match, it's the dignity of the Qingxue Men's Tennis Club!It is the dignity accumulated by Qingxue's generations of positive elections!It is the honor under the title of the main election!Is it necessary to lose to a tennis novice with dirty means like this (everyone is still unwilling to admit that this is a formal tennis technique, and they have forgotten how much the ball they play violates the laws of nature)?
Even Takeshi Momoshiro, who usually gloats when he sees Kaoru Kaido's misfortune, sweats for his old opponent, and shouts from the sidelines: "Hey, you are not allowed to lose! If you lose, take off your regular selection uniform and get out." , you poisonous snake!"
"Hiss..." Kaitang Xun no longer had the time to argue with Takeshi Momoshiro.His eyes were staring fixedly at the tennis ball in his hand, and he even felt the palm of his hand gripping the tennis ball begin to itch a bit.
After a long time, he pursed his lips, his eyes were fixed, and his pupils looked like those of a cold-blooded animal.
Hai Tangxun tossed the tennis ball high, all the muscles in his body were accumulating strength, and his knees were slightly bent.He saw that the ball in the air reached the highest point and then fell straight down. Then he caught the timing and slammed the racket in his hand away!
Originally, the idea was to score as long as Ye Ling couldn't catch the serve, but at this time, Ye Ling, who looked like a villain, ran fast and had amazing accuracy.She ran a few steps quickly and swung her racket vigorously, suddenly a smell of panties mixed with the hot summer wind rushed towards her face!
A smug smile appeared on the corner of Ye Ling's mouth...but her smile suddenly froze.
On the opposite side, Hai Tangxun actually defeated human instinct!After the first three forced retreats in the opposite direction, he seemed to have accumulated a certain amount of experience.At this time, I saw that he did not retreat but advanced.Even though the muscles on his face twisted and his joints creaked, he went forward without hesitation!
Haitang shouted to himself in his heart.In an instant, Kaoru Kaitang, who was approaching tennis, seemed to have entered a certain field.He suddenly felt suffocated, and a thin layer of water flooded physiologically in his eyes.It was as if someone suddenly put the underpants of a single, unemployed, gnawing, and lazy otaku on his head!What a terrifying fantasy that is... But Kaidou had already lost to Echizen Ryoma once, how could he fall again at the hands of a first-year student!He held his breath, squinted his eyes, screamed heroically, and hit back at the flying ball!
"40-15!" Following the referee's voice, the returned ball landed heavily behind Ye Ling, and then bounced away violently.
Everyone was stunned.They have trouble breathing and can barely make a sound.In their eyes, Kaidou's feat is like that of Zofi the landlubber who bravely jumped into the dangerous sea for Gord〇's treasure in Onepark... No, it's more heroic than that!Kaitang tried his best to suppress the human instinct and jumped into it, not the sea, but the 〇 sea!Landlubber Haitangxun jumped into the 〇 sea!Is there anything more shocking than this!
"That is... the figure of a brave man who bravely jumped into the underground waterway to find the 100-yen coin that fell, and that is the heroic figure of a smoker who would not hesitate to pick up the garbage with his bare hands for the last cigarette butt that fell into the trash can, That's the determination to save the office worker whose iPhone 6 fell into the urinal at all costs... this guy..." Momoshiro Takeshi grabbed the barbed wire rattling loudly after reacting.He said with difficulty: "When did he become so powerful..."
Fuji Shusuke chuckled, and turned to look at Echizen Ryoma at the side.
Echizen Ryoma did not follow the script.Although Fuji meant that Echizen Ryoma's superb skills inspired Kaido Kaoru, but Echizen Ryoma was not happy at all.After he lowered the brim of his hat to cover his expression, his entire face darkened.
What a shame!Although Kaitang Kaoru's efforts to overcome his instincts are admirable, the fact of knowing those two people on the court... no matter how you think about it, it's too embarrassing.
But at this moment, Ye Ling on the field was completely stunned.
Her eyes were fixed on Kaitang Xun who was still maintaining his batting posture.She was silent for so long that almost everyone turned their eyes to her.
After a long time, she stared at Hai Tangxun and murmured: "...Bodhisattva..."
That's right, that is the form of a powerful yet gentle Bodhisattva who tolerates all filth!
……hateful!Even a Bodhisattva is useless!Ye Ling lowered his face.In the next few shots, Kaitang Xun hit her back with the trick [Shinpachi's underwear the day before yesterday].Soon, Kai Tangxun won the first game.
Next, it was Ye Ling's serve.Ye Ling turned cold and smiled like an evil villain.
Just now, Ye Ling heard the prompt of LEVELUP because he used enough 【Xinpachi's underwear from the day before yesterday】.The system told her that due to the upgrade, her second trick is unlocked, and every ball needs to be used in conjunction with the imposing Tucao "This is An Hu!".
Ye Ling sneered, and gracefully tossed the tennis ball, then Ling Ran yelled "This is An Hu!", and swung the tennis ball vigorously!The moment the tennis ball touched her racket, it seemed to disappear immediately!
Hai Tangxun's eyes widened.The opponent obviously made a stroke, but the tennis ball seemed to disappear completely!He couldn't help it!The surrounding crowd were equally astonished, looking left and right.
Was that a serve just now?But why can't catch the ball at all?How could there be such a weird serve?
"Heh heh heh... this kind of serve is called 'Shinpachi's life'!"
Looking at the surprised crowd, Ye Ling proudly took out a ball from his pocket again and hit it hard!She yelled loudly: "(This is An He!) And Xinyi's body is shrunk even if the 〇〇 has shrunk, but it can still attract youthful JK (Mao〇Lan) down to Miaomei (吉〇Step) Usa) Usagi (Hui〇Ai) compared to the elementary school students, (this is Ann!) Shinpachi has already done his best! But why can’t you see him! You can’t see his life working so hard! (This is this!) An He!) Is it because it’s not a character but a horoscope!? Is it because the angle of the two strokes in the horoscope is wrong!? Is it because the eyes are pierced by Mao Lan’s hair, so I can’t see this cruel and beautiful life clearly! ( This is Ann!)"
Seeing Kai Tangxun who barely moved, with a face full of astonishment, Ye Ling proudly raised his racket hand like a real winner.
"Wait..." When Ye Ling was trembling, the referee suddenly stopped her.The referee asked suspiciously: "Um... did you use magic to make the ball disappear?"
"Ah?" Ye Ling looked at the referee in astonishment, "I've served! Serve and serve! By the way, why didn't you report the score just now?"
"Did you serve the ball?" The referee asked blankly, "What about the ball?"
"Shouldn't it just land on the opposite side... ah!? The ball!" Ye Ling was dumbfounded.An ominous premonition suddenly swept over.She began to vaguely sense that something was wrong...
Damn... Shinpachi's presence is really too low!Even if his life comes to a complete standstill, there will be no trace at all... In other words, even if the ball is hit, until it stops rolling, no one will be able to find the ball that was hit...
In another sense, Xinbaji's life is probably also a kind of debuff...
In the next few rounds, even though Ye Ling worked hard to upgrade a few levels, he didn't learn any new skills... The final result was 6-0.Kaitang Kaoru guarded the honor of Qingxue Men's Tennis Club and the title of the main election like a tragic hero.
Just after the game ended, a series of system prompts popped up in front of Ye Ling.Echizen Ryoma's favorability -5, Tezuka Kunimitsu's favorability -5, Fujisuke's favorability -5, Oishi Shuichiro's favorability -5... Kaido Kaoru's favorability decreased the most, after all, he was the one who jumped into the 〇 sea several times.His favorability towards Ye Ling is -20...
In this way, among the positive candidates of Qingxue, three of them have negative favorability towards Ye Ling...
Ye Ling, who was too complacent, felt as if he had been punished by God...
A few days after the tennis club's friendly match, Ye Ling spent most of her time in her dilapidated old LV4 house except for regular classes.If it weren't for her childhood education that made her dare not skip classes at will, she might not even go to school.She was no longer seen near the men's tennis club, and she didn't even take part in the general practice of the women's tennis club.After a few days, she didn't dare to strike up a conversation with Echizen Ryoma again.Every day after school, after finishing her homework in a trance, she nestled in a dimly lit room with a bunch of borrowed seven-pronged videotapes and watched them secretly.Whenever she saw that Sun Kong failed to win the first place in the world's No. [-] Budokai but became the runner-up, she would moan and cry while stuffing potato chips into her mouth.
Fortunately, Yamazaki got a few business deals such as courteous wife arresting mistresses, parents arresting puppy love, etc., and made a small amount of money, otherwise Ye Ling would have become a pauper completely.
Finally made it to the rest day.The industrious Yamazaki Tui went out to work after urging Ye Ling like an old lady to no avail.Ye Ling lingered on the bed until noon, got up and soaked noodles, and was about to continue watching the Seven Pearls, when suddenly someone rang the doorbell and rang loudly outside the door: "Hey, aren't you a detective agency? Why don't you know how to entertain guests when they come to your door!"
Ye Ling thought for a while, then walked slowly to the door to open it.When she heard the people outside yelling, she suddenly felt guilty.Obviously, according to the system settings, she picked up Yamazaki, and Ye Ling should be the breadwinner of the family, but now it's Yamazaki running around, and she stays at home watching the seven beads...
Walking to the door, Ye Ling patted her face, tried to put on a professional smile, opened the door, and said with a smile: "Welcome to Yamazaki Tai Detective Agency..." Before she finished speaking, her smile froze suddenly .
Standing at the door were the father and son.These two people are the two cannon fodder in the prince of tennis!It's Sasaki and his son!The girl with soft and long hair is the son Sasaki who was taught by Echizen Ryoma in the first episode, and the limp with vulgar gold teeth is playing wild on the court where Suigua Taro's father works. Echizen Ryoma's father, Sasaki.
"Hey, what's your attitude! Just now your expression turned into a disgusted look! Don't think we can't see it! My dad has money, be careful, I will slap you in the face with money!" Son Sasaki yelled like a bitch who was throwing a tantrum.
Ye Ling rolled his eyes and suddenly had a brilliant idea.
Author has something to say: This author has something to say every time, what a nuisance!
These two chapters seem to be less interesting than before. They are all textual complaints. It’s too bad. I’m going to repeat the mistakes of Intaman.Even if the super 〇 subhuman setting is introduced, it won't last long.This work will probably be moved to the Jump monthly magazine soon.
Not only Kaitang on the court, but also everyone in the men's tennis team outside the court clenched their fists.This is not just the No. [-] Budokai in the world... No, it's not just a friendly match, it's the dignity of the Qingxue Men's Tennis Club!It is the dignity accumulated by Qingxue's generations of positive elections!It is the honor under the title of the main election!Is it necessary to lose to a tennis novice with dirty means like this (everyone is still unwilling to admit that this is a formal tennis technique, and they have forgotten how much the ball they play violates the laws of nature)?
Even Takeshi Momoshiro, who usually gloats when he sees Kaoru Kaido's misfortune, sweats for his old opponent, and shouts from the sidelines: "Hey, you are not allowed to lose! If you lose, take off your regular selection uniform and get out." , you poisonous snake!"
"Hiss..." Kaitang Xun no longer had the time to argue with Takeshi Momoshiro.His eyes were staring fixedly at the tennis ball in his hand, and he even felt the palm of his hand gripping the tennis ball begin to itch a bit.
After a long time, he pursed his lips, his eyes were fixed, and his pupils looked like those of a cold-blooded animal.
Hai Tangxun tossed the tennis ball high, all the muscles in his body were accumulating strength, and his knees were slightly bent.He saw that the ball in the air reached the highest point and then fell straight down. Then he caught the timing and slammed the racket in his hand away!
Originally, the idea was to score as long as Ye Ling couldn't catch the serve, but at this time, Ye Ling, who looked like a villain, ran fast and had amazing accuracy.She ran a few steps quickly and swung her racket vigorously, suddenly a smell of panties mixed with the hot summer wind rushed towards her face!
A smug smile appeared on the corner of Ye Ling's mouth...but her smile suddenly froze.
On the opposite side, Hai Tangxun actually defeated human instinct!After the first three forced retreats in the opposite direction, he seemed to have accumulated a certain amount of experience.At this time, I saw that he did not retreat but advanced.Even though the muscles on his face twisted and his joints creaked, he went forward without hesitation!
Haitang shouted to himself in his heart.In an instant, Kaoru Kaitang, who was approaching tennis, seemed to have entered a certain field.He suddenly felt suffocated, and a thin layer of water flooded physiologically in his eyes.It was as if someone suddenly put the underpants of a single, unemployed, gnawing, and lazy otaku on his head!What a terrifying fantasy that is... But Kaidou had already lost to Echizen Ryoma once, how could he fall again at the hands of a first-year student!He held his breath, squinted his eyes, screamed heroically, and hit back at the flying ball!
"40-15!" Following the referee's voice, the returned ball landed heavily behind Ye Ling, and then bounced away violently.
Everyone was stunned.They have trouble breathing and can barely make a sound.In their eyes, Kaidou's feat is like that of Zofi the landlubber who bravely jumped into the dangerous sea for Gord〇's treasure in Onepark... No, it's more heroic than that!Kaitang tried his best to suppress the human instinct and jumped into it, not the sea, but the 〇 sea!Landlubber Haitangxun jumped into the 〇 sea!Is there anything more shocking than this!
"That is... the figure of a brave man who bravely jumped into the underground waterway to find the 100-yen coin that fell, and that is the heroic figure of a smoker who would not hesitate to pick up the garbage with his bare hands for the last cigarette butt that fell into the trash can, That's the determination to save the office worker whose iPhone 6 fell into the urinal at all costs... this guy..." Momoshiro Takeshi grabbed the barbed wire rattling loudly after reacting.He said with difficulty: "When did he become so powerful..."
Fuji Shusuke chuckled, and turned to look at Echizen Ryoma at the side.
Echizen Ryoma did not follow the script.Although Fuji meant that Echizen Ryoma's superb skills inspired Kaido Kaoru, but Echizen Ryoma was not happy at all.After he lowered the brim of his hat to cover his expression, his entire face darkened.
What a shame!Although Kaitang Kaoru's efforts to overcome his instincts are admirable, the fact of knowing those two people on the court... no matter how you think about it, it's too embarrassing.
But at this moment, Ye Ling on the field was completely stunned.
Her eyes were fixed on Kaitang Xun who was still maintaining his batting posture.She was silent for so long that almost everyone turned their eyes to her.
After a long time, she stared at Hai Tangxun and murmured: "...Bodhisattva..."
That's right, that is the form of a powerful yet gentle Bodhisattva who tolerates all filth!
……hateful!Even a Bodhisattva is useless!Ye Ling lowered his face.In the next few shots, Kaitang Xun hit her back with the trick [Shinpachi's underwear the day before yesterday].Soon, Kai Tangxun won the first game.
Next, it was Ye Ling's serve.Ye Ling turned cold and smiled like an evil villain.
Just now, Ye Ling heard the prompt of LEVELUP because he used enough 【Xinpachi's underwear from the day before yesterday】.The system told her that due to the upgrade, her second trick is unlocked, and every ball needs to be used in conjunction with the imposing Tucao "This is An Hu!".
Ye Ling sneered, and gracefully tossed the tennis ball, then Ling Ran yelled "This is An Hu!", and swung the tennis ball vigorously!The moment the tennis ball touched her racket, it seemed to disappear immediately!
Hai Tangxun's eyes widened.The opponent obviously made a stroke, but the tennis ball seemed to disappear completely!He couldn't help it!The surrounding crowd were equally astonished, looking left and right.
Was that a serve just now?But why can't catch the ball at all?How could there be such a weird serve?
"Heh heh heh... this kind of serve is called 'Shinpachi's life'!"
Looking at the surprised crowd, Ye Ling proudly took out a ball from his pocket again and hit it hard!She yelled loudly: "(This is An He!) And Xinyi's body is shrunk even if the 〇〇 has shrunk, but it can still attract youthful JK (Mao〇Lan) down to Miaomei (吉〇Step) Usa) Usagi (Hui〇Ai) compared to the elementary school students, (this is Ann!) Shinpachi has already done his best! But why can’t you see him! You can’t see his life working so hard! (This is this!) An He!) Is it because it’s not a character but a horoscope!? Is it because the angle of the two strokes in the horoscope is wrong!? Is it because the eyes are pierced by Mao Lan’s hair, so I can’t see this cruel and beautiful life clearly! ( This is Ann!)"
Seeing Kai Tangxun who barely moved, with a face full of astonishment, Ye Ling proudly raised his racket hand like a real winner.
"Wait..." When Ye Ling was trembling, the referee suddenly stopped her.The referee asked suspiciously: "Um... did you use magic to make the ball disappear?"
"Ah?" Ye Ling looked at the referee in astonishment, "I've served! Serve and serve! By the way, why didn't you report the score just now?"
"Did you serve the ball?" The referee asked blankly, "What about the ball?"
"Shouldn't it just land on the opposite side... ah!? The ball!" Ye Ling was dumbfounded.An ominous premonition suddenly swept over.She began to vaguely sense that something was wrong...
Damn... Shinpachi's presence is really too low!Even if his life comes to a complete standstill, there will be no trace at all... In other words, even if the ball is hit, until it stops rolling, no one will be able to find the ball that was hit...
In another sense, Xinbaji's life is probably also a kind of debuff...
In the next few rounds, even though Ye Ling worked hard to upgrade a few levels, he didn't learn any new skills... The final result was 6-0.Kaitang Kaoru guarded the honor of Qingxue Men's Tennis Club and the title of the main election like a tragic hero.
Just after the game ended, a series of system prompts popped up in front of Ye Ling.Echizen Ryoma's favorability -5, Tezuka Kunimitsu's favorability -5, Fujisuke's favorability -5, Oishi Shuichiro's favorability -5... Kaido Kaoru's favorability decreased the most, after all, he was the one who jumped into the 〇 sea several times.His favorability towards Ye Ling is -20...
In this way, among the positive candidates of Qingxue, three of them have negative favorability towards Ye Ling...
Ye Ling, who was too complacent, felt as if he had been punished by God...
A few days after the tennis club's friendly match, Ye Ling spent most of her time in her dilapidated old LV4 house except for regular classes.If it weren't for her childhood education that made her dare not skip classes at will, she might not even go to school.She was no longer seen near the men's tennis club, and she didn't even take part in the general practice of the women's tennis club.After a few days, she didn't dare to strike up a conversation with Echizen Ryoma again.Every day after school, after finishing her homework in a trance, she nestled in a dimly lit room with a bunch of borrowed seven-pronged videotapes and watched them secretly.Whenever she saw that Sun Kong failed to win the first place in the world's No. [-] Budokai but became the runner-up, she would moan and cry while stuffing potato chips into her mouth.
Fortunately, Yamazaki got a few business deals such as courteous wife arresting mistresses, parents arresting puppy love, etc., and made a small amount of money, otherwise Ye Ling would have become a pauper completely.
Finally made it to the rest day.The industrious Yamazaki Tui went out to work after urging Ye Ling like an old lady to no avail.Ye Ling lingered on the bed until noon, got up and soaked noodles, and was about to continue watching the Seven Pearls, when suddenly someone rang the doorbell and rang loudly outside the door: "Hey, aren't you a detective agency? Why don't you know how to entertain guests when they come to your door!"
Ye Ling thought for a while, then walked slowly to the door to open it.When she heard the people outside yelling, she suddenly felt guilty.Obviously, according to the system settings, she picked up Yamazaki, and Ye Ling should be the breadwinner of the family, but now it's Yamazaki running around, and she stays at home watching the seven beads...
Walking to the door, Ye Ling patted her face, tried to put on a professional smile, opened the door, and said with a smile: "Welcome to Yamazaki Tai Detective Agency..." Before she finished speaking, her smile froze suddenly .
Standing at the door were the father and son.These two people are the two cannon fodder in the prince of tennis!It's Sasaki and his son!The girl with soft and long hair is the son Sasaki who was taught by Echizen Ryoma in the first episode, and the limp with vulgar gold teeth is playing wild on the court where Suigua Taro's father works. Echizen Ryoma's father, Sasaki.
"Hey, what's your attitude! Just now your expression turned into a disgusted look! Don't think we can't see it! My dad has money, be careful, I will slap you in the face with money!" Son Sasaki yelled like a bitch who was throwing a tantrum.
Ye Ling rolled his eyes and suddenly had a brilliant idea.
Author has something to say: This author has something to say every time, what a nuisance!
These two chapters seem to be less interesting than before. They are all textual complaints. It’s too bad. I’m going to repeat the mistakes of Intaman.Even if the super 〇 subhuman setting is introduced, it won't last long.This work will probably be moved to the Jump monthly magazine soon.
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