[Net Wang] This man is so dirty

It seems that this is the plot!That episode has arrived!Looking at the limping appearance of the middle-aged Sasaki, it seems that he just came back from being killed by Echizen Ryoma, and came to him when he saw the signboard of the detective agency!

Ye Ling quickly made a small calculation in his heart.Anyway, this big golden tooth is a rich man, so if he doesn't kill him, he won't kill him!Simply knock him out and take Yamazaki out to have a good meal at night!

So Ye Ling immediately smiled evilly, and then pretended to be enthusiastic and welcomed the two into the house.

As soon as he sat down, his son Sasaki yelled that he was thirsty after playing tennis and asked Ye Ling to serve tea.But how could poor ghost Ye Ling have tea?She dug out two cups, while the noodles in the previous chapter had just soaked, she poured two cups of instant noodle soup into the cups as if nothing had happened and served them up.

Ye Ling narrowed his eyes and looked at the two Sasaki sitting opposite him, reached out and touched his chin, pretending to be inscrutable. (Son Sasaki yelled: What I want is tea, not instant noodle soup! But Ye Ling has completely ignored this bastard who relies on his father's money for arrogance.) After secretly counting to seven in her heart, she looked like an old god. , staring at his father Sasaki and said: "My guest, you should be a skilled tennis player."

Father Sasaki was clutching his aching leg with a gloomy face, when he heard Ye Ling's words, he was suddenly taken aback, with a bit of complacency on his face. (Son Sasaki yelled again: It’s not just skilled! My dad’s skills are comparable to professional tennis players!) He smiled arrogantly, his gold teeth flashed wildly, and said, "Are you learning from Sherlock Holmes? I'm not talking nonsense, almost everyone in this area knows my reputation as a 'golden retriever'. I'm afraid you heard it from somewhere."

Ye Ling's face suddenly sank.How could there be such a brazen person in the world!From the corner of the eye, I caught a glimpse of her father Sasaki looking at her face with a slightly puzzled expression. She immediately smiled ingratiatingly, and simply avoided the topic of identity and continued: "Besides, I guess the guest is still calling today. Unfortunately, due to some irresistible factors, he lost to his opponent by a narrow margin. (Ye Ling has completely thick-skinned!) It also caused a strained leg muscle. I am afraid that you are here today to investigate The player who beat you."

Dad Sasaki's face suddenly changed!He had a very bad face and asked, "How do you know? Are you also at the stadium today?"

Hooked!

Ye Ling put on a mysterious expression and smiled: "Me? Of course I'm not here. Have you ever seen me at the stadium?"

Dad Sasaki immediately opened his eyes and said, "Who knows if you admire my 'Golden Retriever' skills, just hide and peek!"

Ye Ling's face sank again.Why is this person so narcissistic?Based on his skills, is it necessary for others to peek?She was so angry that she took a sip of the instant noodle soup that was disliked by the two Sasakis. (Son Sasaki yelled: Hey—didn’t it be agreed that the instant noodle soup was for us!?) and decided to use her trump card.

Ye Ling slammed his palm on the table, leaned forward, looked straight into his father Sasaki's eyes without fear, and said in a low voice, "Guest...you must be suffering from the trouble of overgrown ass hair, right? "

Father Sasaki was startled all over, stretched out his hands to cover his chest, and fell powerlessly on the sofa.

After a long silence, he murmured, "How do you know..."

how do you know?Ye Ling glanced at his father Sasaki's beard connected to the hairline.This person is obviously the type with lush body hair.Nine out of ten men will feel that their ass is thick and hairy.

Dad Sasaki didn't seem to expect Ye Ling to answer.He was in a trance, and continued to talk on his own: "When I was young, I was ridiculed for having too much hair on my butt. When other children were still naked, my butt hair had sprouted It's gone... when others just started to develop, my butt hair has already connected into a dense forest..."

He put his head in his hands and said with pain in his eyes: "I made my first girlfriend when I was in junior high school. She and I had a very good relationship, but just when we were about to develop to that point, when I was already loaded At that time, she said..."

"Your ass is so dirty, you look like a dirty goblin."

……

Son Sasaki interjected cautiously, "Well, Dad, you seem to talk too much..."

God!too painful!Ye Ling never expected that such a cannon fodder character would have such a dark past!Seeing the shivering figure of her father Sasaki curled up on the sofa, she suddenly felt a sense of guilt.No way?She must not have brought back the psychological shadow of her father Sasaki who has been sealed for a long time, right?Could it be that the usually arrogant father Sasaki used this arrogant and ridiculous behavior pattern to cover up his inner inferiority and sensitivity because of his ass hair?That makes sense!Why does dad Sasaki like to brag about himself and suppress others so much!This is because he was ridiculed and beaten by others because of his butt hair since he was a child!

Think about it carefully, this is very possible!As far as Ye Ling's experience is concerned, girls who have just developed during puberty will feel shy because of their enlarged breasts. There are also girls who deliberately corset their breasts or usually hunch their backs to try to cover up the fact of development.Girls with big boobs are likely to be called "big boobs" or "cows", not to mention guys with hairy butts.

Ye Ling smiled a little stiffly, and reached out to pat his father Sasaki on the shoulder: "That's already a thing of the past..."

"No, it's not over yet..." Dad Sasaki's faint voice stopped Ye Ling's hand, "The nightmare continued until he became an adult... Do you know the real reason why I was called the 'Golden Retriever'?"

Ye Ling shivered and withdrew his hand.She suddenly had an ominous premonition.Vigorous malice seemed to be surging towards her, making it impossible for her to avoid it.

She felt that her legs were weak, and she sat down on the sofa behind her weakly, and said a few words with difficulty: "Yes...why?"

"You know the player's locker room. There are lockers for storing clothes, but there are no compartments. Our players will change clothes in it." Dad Sasaki seems to have completely entered the death mode!He raised his head resignedly, with a strange smile on his face, "Once when I was changing clothes, other team members came in and saw my ass and hairy jungle that couldn't be covered by underwear."

"My butt hair is golden."

For a moment, everything was silent, only the heart-piercing cry of his son Sasaki resounded through the sky: "Dad, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

In the end, this commission completely turned into a monologue of father Sasaki's rambling life.Ye Ling heard many inside stories that only middle-aged uncles would have.But who wants to listen to this!As he was talking, his father Sasaki saw Ye Ling could see through the truth of his ass at a glance, so he pulled Ye Ling and asked her to help him remove the hair.Ye Ling was shocked and immediately declined.After the two of them argued for a long time, father Sasaki finally believed that Ye Ling didn't have the ability to remove hair.In the end, the task originally planned to investigate Echizen Ryoma abruptly turned into finding a reliable hair removal doctor for Uncle Sasaki... The system also pretended to display an update on the task bar.Ye Ling opened the task bar and saw that the first task suddenly became [Entrustment of Uncle Fat Hair: Find a suitable hair removal method for him! 】

Probably because she has played too many borderlines in the "Regulations on the Healthy Upbringing of Teenagers" recently, and the system also posted a new task ["Please let me become a human again" big battle], but there is no task description, which makes people confused cloud.

In short, this kind of task is much more difficult than the task of investigating Echizen Ryoma that Ye Ling originally thought!She was still thinking at the beginning, if she was investigating Echizen Ryoma, she just had to print out the photos she took in Gan Sadaharu's notebook and send them to him.Isn't this just taking money for nothing?But how did she find the hair removal method?Such a sensitive topic, if you really write in detail, you will be complained by PTA!No, because of the description above, maybe they are already coming to your door now!

Fortunately, Sasaki, the father of a miserly rich man, seems to spare no effort in this regard to achieve his goal.He actually left a considerable amount of money as a deposit.He repeatedly told Ye Ling to look for it carefully, and once he found it, he had to report it in time. Finally, Sasaki and his son limped away together.It's just that the way his son Sasaki looks at his father is different from before in every way.

Ye Ling has absolutely no control over this matter.Ye Ling, who was holding a thick wad of money in his hand, felt very happy.She excitedly threw the cool instant noodles into the trash can, thinking "I am a rich man now, instant noodles are not suitable for the noble me", then wandered around the room like ants on a hot pot, anxiously Waiting for Yamazaki to come back from work and go out to have a good meal together.

After waiting for a long time, Yamazaki returned with a badminton racket.Ye Ling was already so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back.She briefly described the situation, took a large wad of money and shook it in front of Yamazaki, and excitedly dragged Yamazaki to eat Kobe beef.

When she ran to the door of the store she had never entered before, Ye Ling took a deep breath and strode in excitedly.Now she can afford Kobe beef!It's no longer an outdated n-line protagonist with no characteristics except low morality!

Pushing open the exquisite glass door, Ye Ling walked in with big strides triumphantly.Unexpectedly, as soon as he saw the scene in the store clearly, Ye Ling's expression suddenly turned bad.

Sitting around a large table next to it were all the main members of the ice emperor tennis club.Isn't the purple hair in the middle Atobe?

It seems that this is Keigo Atobe inviting the members of the tennis club out for dinner.Because Ye Ling was too arrogant when he came in, Atobe Keigo subconsciously looked up.

Seeing Ye Ling exuding the aura of a nouveau riche all over his body, Keigo Atobe twitched his mouth and looked away as if nothing had happened.

The author has something to say: I have already written Chapter 10 before I know it!To be honest, I didn't save the manuscript at the beginning, I just updated it as soon as I finished writing a chapter.

According to the current results, this article "[wangwang] is so dirty" has temporarily avoided the fate of being cut in half, thank you everyone!But the popularity ranking is still very dangerous, basically similar to "Oolong 〇 Outlet", so it is very likely that it will be moved!Maybe it will end in a monthly magazine like Kurada〇mi-senpai's "Saint Seiya〇〇〇〇〇〇〉　　　とはでいち, it's scary!

In order to avoid the fate of being rushed to the monthly magazine, I expect to finish it from the end of this month to the beginning of September!Because everyone who has seen it now must have discovered that this is a story without a main line!It is for this reason that I have the possibility to edit and write now.After writing all the brain holes, and when everyone has started to get tired of this kind of story, this article will be over.

No, I don't admit that I want to write a zero-series doujin!But Xiaolei is so cute!If Xiaolei can marry me... oh, what am I talking about!But Xiaolei is really cute!If Xiaolei can marry me...