[The Return of the Great Sage] III

【Chapter 8】Jiang Liuer

00.

Bai Luo was very glad that the children still remembered the Great Sage.

Look at the millennials now, either they are always clamoring to watch American blockbusters; The great saint in the childhood of the post-zero?

The image of the great sage on the screen gradually fades in people's memory, letters are replaced by more convenient electronic information, and the spiritual power that can support everyone to move forward is gradually disintegrated and forgotten in this rapidly developing economic society. .Even Monkey King, Monkey King, with 72 transformations and piercing eyes, can only become a bright color in the mottled memory.

The reason why spiritual power is so important is that it can bring endless motivation to people and tell you where to go, which is far inferior to material power.

After watching "The Return of the Great Sage", the niece was so excited that she danced and imitated Jiang Liu'er in the movie, speaking incomplete lines, with a simple and funny appearance, which was comparable to her imitation of Monkey King when she was a child.Halfway through the fun, the niece fell in love with the Dasheng clay doll sold outside the theater: "Auntie, I want this!"

Bai Luo took a closer look, and saw an old man with many dolls hanging on his body, calling for children on the side of the road to come and buy them.

The clay puppet was so rough that one could barely make out the appearance of the Great Sage.Bai Luo didn't want to buy it at first, but thinking about it, it's not easy for an old man to come out to sell things in the middle of the night. Seeing that his niece also likes it very much, after thinking about it, he still paid for it.

The colorful clay puppets were in his hands, and the warm feeling made Bai Luo feel dizzy for a moment.

Bai Luo seemed to be able to see that Monkey King was grinning at her extremely arrogantly.

01.

Floating clouds are long, and 500 years of time pass by like a white horse.Things change and the stars move, and nothing stays in place—life, emotion, and body are all gradually disappearing in this huge time gear.Self-righteous love and hate, self-righteous protection, self-righteous imprisonment, it seems nothing in the washing of time.

It has been 500 years since Monkey King was crushed under Wuzhi Mountain.

The magic seal on his wrist sealed all his magic power, and the chains bound him in the **** again.Day after day, the unwillingness, anxiety, and resentment in his heart gradually calmed down, replaced by deep frustration—how glorious he was back then, how miserable he is now.

Through the blurry ice crystals, Sun Wukong stared at the Tathagata Buddha who seemed to be still smiling, wanting to spit on his face.

However, the reality is much crueler than imagined. Sun Wukong can't even move, and the only moving part of his body is his eyes.But after a long time, he found that even if he could move his eyeballs, it was useless, because there were basically no living things on the Five Elements Mountain.

Even the appearance of an ant or a cockroach can make Monkey King happy for a long time.

Monkey King felt that he was about to be driven crazy by this disgusting cage.

The Tathagata old thief probably also knows Sun Wukong's temper and habits-since Sun Wukong has already cultivated the indestructible body of a vajra, then simply trap him. According to his temper, this is a more terrible torture than smoking him and burning him .Imprisoning freedom, wearing down his arrogance, trapping him with a high-sounding reason like meditation, still muttering "pursuant all living beings" and "Amitabha".

Bah, it's just an old bald ass!

Thinking of this, Sun Wukong almost gritted his white teeth in resentment.

Suddenly there was a sound from the entrance of the cave, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes with difficulty, and saw a white figure rushing in from the entrance of the cave with lightning speed through the ice, followed by several burly men, from their size and appearance. Judging from the equipment on his body, he looked like a nearby Orion.

"What about the white-haired fox? Where did it go?"

"I don't know, look for it quickly, it's worth a lot of money!"

…………

The conversation came to the ears without hindrance, Sun Wukong looked at the mortal's obsessed appearance, sneered disdainfully, and then caught a glimpse of a small white paw resting on his head.

……what's the situation? !

Moving his gaze upwards, the wide white fox tail drooped above his head, and the "white fur fox" in Orion's mouth was firmly parked on the top of the ice crystal.With its head held high, it raised one of its front paws to gracefully lick its fur, then raised its front paw to scratch the itch in its ears, and finally yawned, lying on the spot sleepily and narrowing its eyes.

— Fuck.

Orion searched in the cave for a long time, but he couldn't find the white-haired fox resting on Monkey King, so he left cursing.And the culprit, the white-haired fox, seemed to be aware of something, opened his eyes, scratched the ice crystal on Monkey King's head, closed his eyes, covered himself with his tail and continued to sleep.

— Fuck.

Sun Wukong felt that the theater in his head seemed to be overwhelmed by these two words.

02.

"I heard that there is a fox on that mountain!"

"What's so strange about foxes, it's so strange that there are no foxes on the mountain!"

"That fox is white all over and has a strong figure, but it is very beautiful. No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like an ordinary fox."

"Go, go, it's just a fox, stop talking nonsense."

"Hey, I've seen that fox eat peaches before! You know, last time I saw that fox climb up a peach tree to pick peaches with my own eyes."

"...Could it be that this fox has cultivated to become a master?"

"Who knows..."

The "white fox that not only climbs trees but also eats peaches" mentioned above is Bai Luo.

After the trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, Monkey King was crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain, and Bai Luo, who was hit by Tathagata's palm, was beaten back to his original shape - he was supposed to be scattered, but Guanyin was merciful and couldn't bear to see Bai Luo die. Ending up like this saved her life—but it only saved her life, and she couldn't come back after a thousand years of Taoism.

In fact, this is not bad.For hundreds of years, Bailuo has maintained the form of a fox, and occasionally slipped to the vicinity of the Five Elements Mountain to see the colorful world, but most of the time he stayed in the cave with Monkey King.Bai Luo was very glad that she had practiced for a long time, at least she was considered a half-goblin without mana now.

There are many lovely land fathers nearby, although they look like just some fat dolls, Bai Luo will occasionally go to count the land fathers or watch the ants move to live.

The rumors about Sun Wukong, the great sage of Monkey King, making havoc in the Heavenly Palace are spread ten to one hundred times, and the more rumors become more mysterious, the more powerful they become. The Monkey King in the play is an omnipotent hero, and those who fight against him are not annoying Love the villain...thanks to idler's wanton rendering.

It cannot be said to be untrue, but there are always elements of exaggeration.

But how many ignorant teenagers and girls firmly believe in the plots sung and written in the operas?

Bai Luo yawned, scratched his ears, and felt Bai Yun drifting past his ears.

Thinking about that year, Sun Wukong was not down yet, and Bai Luo at least had enough food and clothing when he was hanging out with him.But now, not only can she not return to her human form, but she has lost all her mana, and she can only accompany Monkey King to nest in the cave aggrievedly and count how many days have passed with her paws.

If he couldn't find anything to do, Bai Luo would hold the peaches and wander around to Monkey King to chew on them, and finally threw the peach pits at the feet of Monkey King to wait for a peach tree to grow.

"Monkey, do you want to eat peaches?"

——I can't eat it again.

"If you want to eat it, just say it~ If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to eat it?"

——I rely on the dead fox, don't tempt me there!I am a monkey with backbone!

"Huh? Monkey? It looks like you don't want to eat it?"

—… Come here, dead fox, I promise I won’t beat you to death!

"Then I ate it~!"

—…Don’t let me see you again, or I’ll beat you up like a real dead fox.

03.

"Monkey, in fact, you don't think it's good for you to be stuck here?"

——Good size, you should try to stay here every day without eating or drinking, and you have to watch others eat and drink.

"It's business, don't deny me so much."

—I don't want to hear it.

"Smelly monkey, after so many years, your temper has not changed at all. You can't teach a child, and you deserve to be suppressed under Wuzhi Mountain for so many years!"

——Dead fox, you wish I could be crushed under the mountain for you to laugh at me every day, right? !

"I didn't mean that... I just thought it would be nice if there were only you and me here, and no one else would bother you?"

——I am the Monkey King! !The majestic Monkey King! !How can you be trapped in this shitty place? !

"...Monkey, you have misunderstood my point."

——The point is that you want me to be held down by the mountain all the time!

Bai Luo decided not to spend much time talking to this fried-haired monkey who couldn't communicate, anyway, he couldn't calm down now.If he was still free now, he would probably jump up and beat the mountain to pieces with a stick.

...Well, the premise is that he is free and the mana on his body is not sealed by the seal.

As an elegant snow fox, Bai Luo doesn't like fried hair (?), so she decided to take advantage of Monkey King's hair fried period to go out to relax.

I don't know what is going on in the mortal world recently, the town is in chaos, the people are fleeing to death, and in a few days, there are only empty cities left.As soon as Bai Luo asked the land, he knew that there were evil spirits who were catching children and eating them. They had already caught quite a few of them, and even the town closest to Wuxing Mountain would not be able to escape this fate.

It's not that Bai Luo has no kindness, but she, a fox with no magic power, can't get in the way of evil spirits raging. After all, she is not the all-powerful great saint, so she might as well be out of sight.This matter had nothing to do with her who lived on the Five Elements Mountain.

Who knew that he would soon have a relationship with her.

A child named Jiang Liuer who escaped from the town accidentally broke the seal of Monkey King.

After Jiang Liu'er learned that the one she released was the legendary Monkey King, she was extremely excited, and kept following Monkey King's ass to ask things, no matter how you looked at it, she looked like a fan of brains.The original version of Bai Luo huddled up and nestled on Sun Wukong's shoulder, with his tail wrapped around his neck, and his chin resting on his shoulder, lethargic.

Sun Wukong moved his body uncomfortably, but still acquiesced to Bai Luo's behavior, and deliberately adjusted his posture so that Bai Luo could sleep more comfortably.

Jiang Liuer: "Are the Four Heavenly Kings brothers?"

Sun Wukong: "It's a sister."

Jiang Liuer: "Then Nezha is a boy?"

Sun Wukong: "I don't know."

Jiang Liuer: "Does the Heavenly King Tota have a tower?"

Sun Wukong: "No."

Jiang Liuer: "Is there anyone in the tower?"

…………

In the end, Sun Wukong was really annoyed by his question, and smashed the tree flying with a punch, and Bai Luo laughed so hard that he almost rolled off his shoulders when he saw his mournful and helpless expression.

Jiang Liu'er timidly looked at the white hair on Sun Wukong's shoulder, blinked his eyes a few times curiously, and continued to ask in a childlike voice: "Great Sage, does this white fox know you? It seems to know you very well." look."

Bai Luo gracefully raised her paw to shake Jiang Liu'er's hand in a friendly way.

Sun Wukong glanced at Bailuo, slapped Bailuo's paw back, turned his head and snorted disdainfully: "It's just a dead fox."

...Damn, will you die if you miss me once?

Jiang Liu'er got even more excited, and reached out to touch Bai Luo: "The Great Sage, does it have a name?"

——My name is Bailuo.

Monkey King didn't give Bai Luo any face: "Just call him a dead fox."

Bai Luo's elegant smile froze on her face, and a few seconds later she bit Monkey King's shoulder without saying a word.

#There are always people in this world who bully me and I can’t speak#

#Then I will use actions to express my dissatisfaction#

#Today I also succeeded in biting a monkey. It turns out that I am the big winner in life! #

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