[The Return of the Great Sage] III

【Chapter 7】Chapter [-]

00.

Standing in the midst of the gods dressed in golden light, with a golden cudgel, he stepped on colorful clouds, his long red cloak fluttered in the air, and fierce and arrogant words spewed out from his mouth:

"If I become a Buddha, there will be no demons in the world; if I become a demon, the Buddha will have nothing to do with me!"

All the gods were angry, and they used their magic weapons to greet him. Suddenly, the situation changed suddenly, and the manic wind sounded like Monkey King's roar.In the chaotic collision of weapons, the gunpowder-flavored words split the overwhelming situation like sharp knives.

"If the sky crushes me, it will break the sky; if the earth holds me, it will crush the earth!"

Monkey King wears a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head, and a sense of momentum emerges spontaneously when he glances at it.The Golden Cudgel known as Dinghai Shenzhen is in his hands the magical weapon that kills gods and Buddhas, and with a single sweep, it becomes thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals.

"I want the sky to never cover my eyes, and this place to never bury my heart!"

The golden cudgel was waving airtightly in his hand, but it was more pleasing to the eye to say that it was an attack than a performance.The golden light is dazzling, the hairy monkey face is full of anger, and the sentences spit out are clanging and resounding, and the red eyes seem to be able to burn a hole out of the heavenly palace!

"If the sky wants to destroy me, I will destroy the sky!"

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Bai Luo stood outside the encirclement, watching the battle quietly beside Guanyin, but his hands were involuntarily clenched tightly.

Sun Wukong said such rebellious words, any one sentence is enough to kill him, but he has already practiced the indestructible body of King Kong, invulnerable to swords and guns.

Even so, the consequence of his bravery is that he is crushed under Wuzhi Mountain and cannot stand up for 500 years.

But Sun Wukong is still Sun Wukong, even if his inferiority and arrogance have been worn away, he has not changed at all.

He is still him.

01.

After making troubles in the Dragon Palace, the Monkey King who came back has already changed his outfit—the coarse linen clothes have been taken off, and the glittering gold on his body is a rare treasure at first glance.

Bai Luo silently held his chin, looked at Monkey King who was turning left and right in front of him to show his presence, and sighed.

"Fox, let me tell you, this one in my hand is the Dinghaishenzhen Needle from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea. They refused to give me the treasure." Sun Wukong touched the golden cudgel, then excitedly waved the golden cudgel, rolled The airflow drives the nearby things, "How is it? It looks very majestic."

Bai Luo nodded sullenly, and couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "In the end, you turned the Dragon Palace upside down and snatched the treasures of the Dragon Palace from all over the world?"

Sun Wukong put the golden cudgel into his ears, and sat down next to Bailuo with a proud face, hugging his chest: "You don't know how those Dragon Palace men nodded and bowed when they saw my old grandson, even the Dragon King respected me, Now you know how powerful the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain and Water Curtain Cave is?"

Bai Luo pushed Sun Wukong hard: "I knew you were amazing, but you don't need to use this kind of behavior to show it? Also, monkey, you used two idioms in a row. It seems that the master's 20-year There is no learning in vain."

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and waved his hand as if trying to drive away a fly: "Go, go, I know a lot of words."

When Bai Luo heard it, he immediately became interested: "Then do you know how to write my name?"

Sun Wukong turned his back and didn't want to talk to her.

With a cheeky face, Bai Luo approached him and conjured up a carving knife and stuffed it into his hand, pushed Monkey King off the stone bed, lifted the fur from the cushion, pointed at the hard place and said, "Carve it for me. "

Monkey King reluctantly held the carving knife and Bai Luo stared at him with big eyes, and finally curled his lips: "Damn fox, I'm not afraid of you."

Bai Luo clapped his hands in satisfaction, sat down on the stone bed, and looked at the fruit trees in the distance: "Monkey, you are still too reckless. If you make trouble in the Dragon Palace and snatch the treasure, those petty Dragon Kings will let you go." Strange, maybe they have already jointly signed a letter to Tiangong to join you for a copy."

Sun Wukong dug his ears impatiently: "They go as soon as they want, I'm afraid they won't succeed!"

"You can break into the Dragon Palace, but how can you make trouble in the Heaven Palace if you want?"

The monkey was holding the carving knife in its paws, and its posture was awkward no matter how you looked at it. Sun Wukong was probably annoyed when he carved a crooked "white" character, so he threw the carving knife aside and lay down in a big shape with his eyes closed and fell asleep.When Bai Luo saw the word, he was confused in the wind: "Monkey, don't sleep, finish carving the name for me!"

On the other side, Sun Wukong turned over a long time ago, and muttered in a daze: "Fuck you, don't bother me..."

Bai Luo puffed up his cheeks in dissatisfaction, and finally picked up the carving knife by himself as if he was discouraged.

02.

Monkey King was quite unhappy, so unhappy that his anger was full.

And the reason for this displeasure is that the group of blind little ghosts in the underworld actually hooked his soul to the underworld on the grounds that his lifespan is exhausted, and they want him to fall into the reincarnation wheel without shame!

It's ridiculous, it's ridiculous, it's really ridiculous, how could you brats be able to hook my majestic Monkey King's soul? !

The judge held the judge's pen in his hand, and stood on a high place and glared at him, but his legs were shaken like a sieve by the aura of his body: "Bold Monkey King, your life is over! If you don't hurry up, you will be arrested!"

Yan Wang stroked his beard and remained silent.

Sun Wukong transformed into a golden cudgel and held it in his hand, he laughed angrily: "That depends on whether you have the ability!"

It has been hundreds of years since he left the Bodhi ancestor, and Sun Wukong is no longer the simple monkey spirit who didn't understand anything.For so many years, he has monkey grandchildren and Bai Luo by his side, living a happy and comfortable life.He has made many brothers and is powerful, which god would not dare to give him three points?

A simple sentence of "Yangshou is over" is trying to hook his soul?Ah.

Instantly angry, Sun Wukong was unambiguous in his actions. He stirred up the oil pan, smashed the reincarnation wheel, and went down to the [-]th floor of hell to make all the little ghosts cry and howl.Meng Po's judges fled one after another, and only Yan Wang maintained his dignity as the governor of the underworld and sat on top, but his tone softened: "We have something to discuss, don't do it, don't do it..."

Sun Wukong didn't accept this trick, and rushed to Hades in front of him, and tore up the book of life and death on his table without saying a word: "Bah! Look at my old grandson who destroyed your book of life and death! How dare you touch my flowers and fruits?" The monkey grandson of the mountain!"

Yan Wang's face changed drastically and he was about to cry, but he stepped forward to snatch it: "It must not be done! It must not be done!"

Monkey King didn't care so much, he burned the book of life and death to ashes in minutes.Seeing the red flames rushing up, Sun Wukong laughed so much that all the branches trembled and clapped his hands in agreement, then he turned back and pointed at Hades' nose as if thinking of something: "Hey, old man, cross out Bailuo's book of life and death for me too!" !"

Yan Wang's hands trembled, and he was about to faint from looking at his expression: "This is not in compliance with the rules! This is against the rules of heaven!"

Monkey King impatiently picked out his ears, and smashed the table into pieces with a stick: "Hey! You don't know what's good or bad! Believe it or not, I burned your whole hell!"

Yan Wang gritted his teeth, thinking that since the life and death books of the monkeys in Yihuaguo Mountain were all canceled, there would be no difference, so he resigned himself to looking through the life and death books to find the "Bai Luo" that Monkey King said.After turning around for a long time, Sun Wukong was about to vent his dissatisfaction in the underworld again, and he himself broke out in a cold sweat. Then Yama Wang said tremblingly: "Here, there is no Bai Luo in your mouth..."

Sun Wukong was taken aback.

03.

Bai Luo was very excited when he heard that Monkey King was enchanted, and followed him to ask about the underworld, such as "what does the underworld look like", for example, "does the underworld look really spooky?" , For example, "Does the judge really have a judge's pen in his hand", or "Is Meng Po soup really able to make people forget the memories of previous lives".

Even if Sun Wukong covered his ears, those chirping words that were more terrifying than sparrows still got into his ears relentlessly, making him feel bad all over.Unbearable, Monkey King turned around and stretched out his hand to grab Bai Luo's collar: "Damn fox! Have you had enough noise! ​​It's making me upset!"

Bai Luo was lifted off the ground, his whole body was shrunk into a ball by Monkey King's roar, and the ears on the top of his head drooped, only the fox's tail was still sweeping back and forth, although the arc was not Just big.

Sun Wukong continued to roar: "I went to the gate of ghosts once! You damn fox not only doesn't worry about me, but you don't even ask about my safety!"

Bai Luo's eyes lit up, he rolled his eyes and rubbed Sun Wukong's arm: "Don't be angry, monkey monkey, didn't I not ask because I knew you would come back safely?"

——Who will give you a chance to show off, bastard!

Wait, did the style of painting become a little faster? !

Monkey King wagged his tail proudly, and recounted the story of his trouble in the underworld, and as expected, he raised his head even more after receiving Bai Luo's expectant gaze: "I also destroyed the book of life and death of the monkey grandson of Huaguo Mountain. !"

Bai Luo pricked up his ears excitedly, grabbed his sleeve and shook it: "Then what about me, what about me! Monkey, you will never forget me, right?"

Monkey King paused for a moment, then roughly rescued his sleeve from Bai Luo's hands, and rolled his eyes: "Of course, you have been with me for so many years, and no one will forget you if I forget you."

Before Bai Luo was touched by Sun Wukong's words, that guy had already gone to Naotian Palace to become a small sesame official in the heavenly court, um, what's his name... Bi Mawen is here - anyway, it doesn't sound like a tall person official position.Sun Wukong, who is ignorant of the world, was so happy holding a ruined official position that he fell in vain on Huaguo Mountain, looking forward to his return until the hair on his body turned white.

Wait... My hair seems to be white in the first place!

Okay, okay, these are not the point, the point is that Sun Wukong ran to the Heavenly Palace to become an official regardless of his loyalty, and left a bunch of monkeys and monkey grandchildren in Huaguoshan. Such behavior is very shameful...

Well, very shameful.

04.

Sun Wukong is a guy who can't sit still.I just agreed to go to the Heavenly Court to become an official, but it didn't take long before I ran down angrily again, yelling lines such as "that old Jade Emperor is too deceitful", proclaiming himself "Great Sage Equaling Heaven" and vowing to be at odds with the Heavenly Court —— Regarding Sun Wukong's behavior of blowing hair, Bai Luo could only try his best to be gentle, comforting "it's okay to be the king of Huaguo Mountain", but there was a little bit of joy in his heart.

If Sun Wukong doesn't get involved in the muddy waters of Heaven, he can live the rest of his life quietly. When he is bored, he can catch a few monsters to play with, and the life of molesting monkeys and grandchildren is also very pleasant. Guoshan has a good environment and beautiful scenery, and the peaches are also first-class!

Best of all, Sun Wukong can stay by her side instead of living out of her sight.

In the days without Monkey King by his side, Bai Luo always felt that something was missing.

The following plots repeated repeatedly. Sun Wukong went to the Heavenly Palace to get drunk and make a scene. Pantao would steal fairy peaches and eat elixir, but was imprisoned in the alchemy furnace by Taibai Jinxing. Unexpectedly, instead of burning Sun Wukong to death, he became sharp-eyed.Monkey King himself has great powers, so his combat power is even more against the sky.

Even in the face of the siege of hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals, Monkey King continued to gnaw peaches to express his contempt without changing his face.

All the gods looked like they were about to explode.

The gorgeous cloak fluttered in mid-air, and Sun Wukong alone was not at a disadvantage when fighting against a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, but instead gained the upper hand. This recognition made everyone shudder.The ten thousand zhang golden light suddenly descended, and the Tathagata Buddha appeared in mid-air, and the situation was reversed in an instant!

With a snap of his fingers, there was a magic seal on Sun Wukong's wrist, imprisoning all his mana.

Monkey King opened his mouth and raised his head in pain, even the sky and the earth trembled from his roar.

The sky collapsed and the earth fell, and the huge palm fell down. The Tathagata Buddha still had the compassionate look on his face, which made Sun Wukong feel nauseous.Between lightning and flint, a white figure suddenly jumped out and blocked Sun Wukong's palm forcefully—Sun Wukong caught the falling body with trembling paws, blood was hanging from the corner of Bai Luo's mouth, and his chest was in severe pain: "Go quickly..."

Before he could reply, the second palm fell straight down without giving him a chance to catch his breath. Sun Wukong pushed Bai Luo away with all his strength, and he, who couldn't dodge, received the heavy blow.

The world was silent.

All things return to darkness.

The author has something to say: Happy Qixi Festival everyone!Singles please hold up your torches! !