The president is getting divorced every day

Du Qing thought that there was something wrong with Lao Gong's aesthetics, at least he was still handsome and stylish when he took off his clothes, which would not affect the life of husband and wife, but he didn't expect him to be so crazy about his taste in underwear.

Still let people live? !

After posting the selfie, President Ling waited obediently for his wife to praise him, but there was no movement from Du Qing for a long while.Ling Yu put down the phone and smiled knowingly: "Isn't someone who has never seen the world, fascinated by this president?"

The old man's underwear was too vile, so that Du Qing couldn't look directly at Edmund who was trying on clothes, and any male passers-by.Regardless of whether they are tall, short, handsome or short, Du Qing will uncontrollably imagine how they look in old men's underwear...

"I hate it!" Du Qing clasped his head in both hands and shook desperately, trying to shake off Ling Yu's mental poison to him.Edmund strode over and asked with concern: "What's the matter, are you feeling well?"

"I just saw a photo with hot eyes, but I can't forget it, what should I do?"

"Then find a place to rest, sit down and have a cup of coffee."

It was obviously a very bourgeois cafe, but Du Qing hadn't sat down yet when he entered the door. When he saw the rustic tablecloth with floral blue background, he was in a bad mood again: "Edmond, that... let's change to another one."

Edmund thoughtfully accompanied Du Qing to another house, with post-modern industrial style, it was finally safe.

Du Qing ordered a cup of black coffee, picked it up and took a few sips to calm down, and asked Edmund with a bitter face: "Ask a question, suppose your girlfriend's dressing style suddenly becomes particularly unacceptable to you, but is it Due to some external factors, it is impossible for you to change her, what would you do?"

"Then try to discover her strengths and ignore her shortcomings. I love someone who loves her inside, not her appearance."

"What if she has gone beyond what ordinary people can understand?"

Edmond crossed his arms around his chest and smiled at Du Qing: "Du, although we are designers, we really shouldn't judge people by their appearance. In the animal world, males have beautiful appearances to attract females and reproduce, but humans are It’s different, people have minds and souls.”

"Isn't an interesting soul more attractive than superficial beauty?"

Fun soul?After Ling Yu lost his memory, he became picky, not to mention, he even mentioned divorce, and he always suspected that "there are always bad people who want to harm me", Du Qing thought that his soul was not interesting at all.

"Don't you have a girlfriend? Can you show me her picture?"

As for what love is from the inside, Du Qing dares to assure that the girlfriend of the handsome brown-haired guy is also a big beauty.

Edmund's ears turned red with embarrassment, which is a common appearance of big boys who fall in love. "My girlfriend, from a worldly perspective, may not be pretty enough, but I love her very much."

Hearing what he said, Du Qing became more and more excited, "Show me, I need to look at the beauty a few more times to forget the one just now."

When Edmund handed the photo of his girlfriend to Du Qing, Du Qing was instantly petrified. Well, it is true that Edmond said that he prefers interesting souls!His girlfriend is a fat girl who looks over two hundred pounds.

It doesn't mean that if you are fat, you must be ugly. Du Qing has seen many fat girls who can dress up, and they are still cute and cute.But Edmond's girlfriend is different. Her dressing taste is not good. She is so plump and insists on pursuing sexiness. The black lace dress and fishnet stockings make her look like a pig tied up and about to be sent to the slaughterhouse.

"Hahaha... Her soul must be very, very interesting."

Du Qing praised dryly, and suddenly felt healed.Compared with this girl, Ling Yu's old man's underwear is not a problem at all, is it?

The first thing President Ling did when he got home this day was to go to the cloakroom to check if there was anything missing. Sure enough, there were a few more ties, and they were still very expensive brands.

Defense by day and night, house thieves are hard to guard against, Ling Yu made up his mind to catch the little thief cat.After dinner, he changed into night clothes: a black hooded sweater and a black trench coat, black skinny jeans, black leather shoes, and sunglasses, and went out with a flashlight and a cell phone.

The aunt who was washing dishes in the kitchen looked back and was frightened to death: "Mr. Ling, why are you going out dressed like this?" Wearing sunglasses at night is not afraid of looking down on Lu and falling over?

Ling Yu gritted his back molars, and bitterly squeezed out two words: "Catch, thief."

He went around in front of and behind his yard, but he couldn't find even a cat hair.President Ling was not discouraged, and wandered along the road in the community again.This neighborhood is a well-known rich area in the city, full of big houses like the couples' living, where the rich and famous gather.

Heaven pays off. Although Ling Yu didn't catch Coco, he found the enemy behind the neighbor's house. There was a pair of underwear hanging on the tree branch, fluttering in the wind miserably. It looked very familiar, very similar to his.

Fortunately, it is autumn now, and Ling Yu is also tall, so he can pick up a dead tree branch on the ground and stand on tiptoe to get it.He just picked up his underwear from the branch and was about to take a flashlight to shine, when a loud voice came from behind: "Don't move, what are you doing sneakily?"

A tough guy was on the back of President Ling, and two other men in uniform surrounded him, "Hey, I didn't expect to be able to catch someone, come with us to the police station, brother Dei."

Ling Yu couldn't believe her ears, came out to catch her own cat and broke the law?Is it illegal to pick up your own lost underwear?

"Uncle policeman, why did you arrest me?"

"Don't act like you've been wronged. Look at you. You look like a dog. Why are you thinking so dirty? Put your underwear at the house of a female star. There are a dozen pairs of underwear in total. Is it disgusting? ?”

Ling Yu took off his sunglasses, and carefully identified the light from the window: "That's right, these are my underwear..."

"Okay, it's easy to plead guilty, and go back with us to make a statement."

"Listen to me," Ling Yu couldn't wait to put on the CEO's note, "It's my underwear, but I didn't throw it here. I'm the owner next door, and the cat stole my underwear, and so did I." Come out and catch it."

The three police officers looked at each other and smiled, "Is your cat a spirit? Did you teach it?"

"How do you prove that it did it and not you?"

"We have seen a lot of sophistry like you. Some time ago, a few bastards got into a fight and broke a human leg. They also said that it was bitten by his dog. You said that you keep cats and dogs just for you. Are you taking the blame yourself?"

Ling Yu was extremely angry, he was more wronged than Dou E! "Let me go, I'm the president of the Sko Group, and I don't know any female stars at all. And I like men, men! My wife is a hundred times prettier than female stars! If you don't figure it out, you will pay the price for arresting me." !"

The police officer behind put the water gun in his trouser pocket and said, "Then you follow us to the police station for investigation, and when there is evidence to prove your innocence, you will naturally be released. The current situation is that you are at the scene of the crime, armed with The tool for committing a crime is trying to carry out a crime, and it is our dereliction of duty not to bring you back."

"I won't go, I want to stay and catch Fat Orange, it is the real murderer!"

"Hey, don't blame us for being rude if you don't cooperate."

The three of them worked together to put Ling Yu into the police car and drove into the police station wow wow wow.Ling Yu didn't plead guilty to death, but the surveillance didn't capture him entering and leaving the actress's house, and the police had to rest, so Ling Yu asked his family to come and release him on bail, and keep in touch with him at any time.

His wife was thousands of miles away, so Ling Yu had no choice but to call his father. Ling Weixiong went to bed early, and when he heard that his son was arrested by the police, he immediately jumped out of bed: "You evaded taxes?!"

"No, it's not an economic issue."

"What else could be the problem?"

"Don't ask, come and pick me up quickly."

Zheng Nanxin was also woken up. Seeing her husband hurriedly getting dressed, she asked, "Where are you going in the middle of the night?"

"My son is at the police station and asked me to fetch him."

"What?" Zheng Nanxin exclaimed, "Why is this happening? I'll go with you."

The old couple rushed to the police station as quickly as possible. Zheng Nanxin threw herself on Ling Yu as soon as she entered the door: "Son, I made you suffer. Tell Mom what's going on?"

She grabbed Ling Yu's wound with her first hand, and when she heard the sound of crying pain, Zheng Nanxin saw that her son's fingers were swollen badly, and she was so distressed that she burst into tears: "My poor Yu'er, what did you do? Wrong, why did they still torture you?"

"Auntie, don't talk nonsense, he made it himself."

"So why did you arrest my son?"

The police comrade briefly described the case, Zheng Nanxin was not sad after hearing it, and felt that she suddenly had the hope of having a grandson, "Yu'er, do you really like that female star?"

Ling Weixiong couldn't help interjecting: "Are you here to protect your son, or did you push him into the fire pit?"

Zheng Nanxin reacted and said it was inappropriate at the police station. Ling Weixiong took him away after completing the formalities. The old couple didn't bother to go home and decided to rest at their son's house.

"Old Gong has such a big event, he is still playing outside, why is his heart so big."

Regardless of the time difference or not, Zheng Nanxin called Du Qing directly: "Stop playing around and come back to me quickly. Your cat is lost, and Yu'er's hand was badly injured. She was arrested by the police and framed him for throwing it at a female star's house." Underpants. These bad things should have been left to wait for you to come back to deal with, do you have a home in your heart every day, do you have a husband?!"

The author has something to say: President Ling: It's over, my wife knows everything, and my death is coming!