The president is getting divorced every day
Chapter 21
It was rare for Secretary Chen to keep his eyes open, and he didn't tell Du Qing that he kept buying mousetraps to kill himself.For her, lying is much more difficult than telling the truth. The lies are strung together one after another like candied haws.
Knowing that Coco was safe and sound, Du Qing felt relieved, and made an appointment with Edmund to visit local specialty shops of clothing and fabrics the next day.And Xiao Dong didn't come back until evening, he just took a bath in the barrel of wine, his whole body reeked of alcohol, and he couldn't walk steadily.
Knocking on the door of Du Qing's room, Xiao Dong hugged him tightly like a tiger: "Qingqing, did you miss me today?"
Du Qing broke free from the drunkard's embrace in disgust, "It stinks, go back to your room and take a shower."
"Just go. I have to take it easy tomorrow, or I'll be poisoned by alcohol. I'll accompany you wherever you want to go."
Du Qing proudly showed off: "Who cares about your company? I made a new friend who is also a fashion designer. I have an appointment with him tomorrow."
Xiao Dong was worried, fearing that Du Qing would be deceived, pestering him with nonsense questions.Boss Xiao has seen all kinds of monsters and goblins in the bar. For a young and beautiful man like Du Qing, it is inevitable that someone will harbor ill intentions towards him.
"He knows that I have old friends when I get married. If you don't feel bored, you can go with me. I don't care anyway."
Like all straight men, Xiao Dong is afraid of shopping, and just thinking about it makes him shudder.In addition, because of Du Qing's professional needs, he was more smudged than a woman when he walked around, so Xiao Dong decided to send him there to see if he was reliable.If it's reliable, let them go, if not, lead Du Qing to retreat.
After Xiao Dong left, Du Qing wanted to make a video call to Ling Yu, but was afraid that he would have gone to bed by this time.While hesitating, Ling Yu took the initiative to contact him: "Honey, why are all my underwear missing? Did you take the wrong luggage when you packed it?"
"How is it possible, you and I are not the same size at all! Let Auntie help you find it."
"I've looked for it. There's nothing in the closet, and there's none left. I'm naked."
Du Qing imagined her strong and beautiful Lao Gong sitting on the bed, and couldn't help but feel hot, "Do you want to be with me... I hate it! It's not dark here, it's inconvenient."
Ling Yu didn't think about anything at all, he was just curious why the underwear disappeared, looking at his red and swollen fingers, President Ling suddenly had an epiphany: "I see, it must be Coco again!"
"What did Coco do?"
"It stole my panties."
"Don't be wronged meow, isn't Coco brought home by Secretary Chen?"
Ling Yu almost said that it was bald, Secretary Chen took away a counterfeit cat, and the real cat killer was still lurking at home, carrying out a series of revenge actions against him.Peeing on his bed yesterday, stealing underwear today, what misfortune will be waiting for him tomorrow?
President Ling fell into deep thought. Du Qing called him on the screen of the mobile phone for a long time without responding. Du Qing was so angry that he unilaterally interrupted the call.
"It's so annoying, it makes people think wildly." Du Qing fell on the bed and kicked her legs desperately.
Si Kou doesn't make men's underwear, and the first thing President Ling does when he has a spare night at work is to ask Secretary Chen to buy him underwear: "Size XXL, buy ten pairs, no, twenty pairs, urgently needed."
"Brand? Color? Triangular or flat? Dotted or solid?"
"Triangle, the pattern should be fancy and flamboyant. The brand doesn't matter, as long as it's not too expensive."
"How much is not expensive?"
President Ling took out a hundred-yuan bill from his wallet: "That's all I can buy with this much money."
Secretary Chen's jaw dropped from shock, and he bought 100 pairs of underwear for [-] yuan, and the average price was five yuan a piece, so he had to buy another set of old men's underwear wholesaled by Chenghuang Temple.She didn't know that Ling Yu bought it for herself to wear, and after leaving Sikou Building, she swept a small electric donkey and set off.
The result was disappointing. The cheapest old man's underwear cost [-] yuan. Secretary Chen bargained so hard that the boss agreed to sell her [-] pairs at a minimum of [-] yuan. "Little girl, look at the fabric. It's made of pure cotton. You can wear it for a month without deforming or fading."
"I'm not wearing it."
"I know, I bought it for your grandpa, right? Let me tell you that it's good for the prostate if the elderly wear this sweat-absorbing bag."
The unmarried girl Xiao Chen blushed, and generously advanced 50 yuan for President Ling. "Put it in a black plastic bag, please."
It's embarrassing to see!
Secretary Chen returned to the company and didn't have time to mention the 50 yuan. Ling Yu hurriedly snatched the bag, picked out a pair of classic blue floral briefs from the inside, ran to the bathroom to wash them, dried them with a hair dryer, and put them on again. Not too big or small just right.
At last he felt comfortable, Haw no longer had to be exposed to the cold wind.
When Xiao Dong and Du Qing arrived at the agreed meeting point, Edmund had been waiting for a while.Du Qing introduced them to each other, and after shaking hands, Xiao Dong said to Du Qing: "You two go play, I'll go back to the hotel and sleep."
Du Qing asked softly, "Aren't you with us?"
"I see him as a serious person, I suggest you make Lao Ling green."
"Can you stop talking nonsense?"
"seriously."
The place they were going to visit was not suitable for driving. Edmond rented a bicycle, which was made according to the figure of a foreigner. It was so tall that Du Qing suspected that he would not be able to pedal a full circle on it.
Edmund smiled: "Let me give you a ride, do you sit in the back or the front?"
Sitting in the front is sitting on the horizontal bar. Only male and female couples do that, and they hurt their buttocks. Du Qing chose to sit in the back seat of the car.Edmund put one foot on the ground, "You sit on it first, and then I will ride."
"That's too strenuous, you can ride it, I can jump on it."
The man raised his eyebrows: "What's the trouble, do you think I'm weak?"
Du Qing had no choice but to sit on the car with his butt crooked, and Edmond rode vigorously. On some roads with few cars and few people, he deliberately swayed crookedly, and Du Qing had to support his back in order not to be knocked off waist.
"Hey, can you calm down?"
"Haha, I remembered that when I was studying, the girl I liked was sitting in the back seat of the car, and I deliberately didn't ride well, and then I took her into a ditch."
"and after?"
"She climbed up and broke up with me."
"Then you deserve it too."
Du Qing is not a character who can get acquainted with others, but getting along with Edmond is very relaxing and pleasant. He asked Edmund whether he would consider returning to live in China after taking the exam, and Edmond shook his head: "I don't want to be with my family. Separate, my girlfriend has never been to your country, she is afraid of the smog and the crowds."
The destination to go was an old street. Edmond parked his bicycle at one end of the street, and they walked to the other end one by one.Edmond's design style is as passionate and bold as he is, and what he likes are the more exaggerated and colorful local clothing.
Du Qing is more reserved and likes small casual details.They took turns being each other's models, taking many photos along the way, and when they were tired, they bought some snacks and sat on the benches by the street to rest and eat.
Du Qing selected a few satisfactory photos and sent them to Ling Yu. President Ling saw a handsome brown-haired guy taking pictures for Du Qing in the mirror, and asked, "Who is that man?"
"A new friend I met locally."
"What about Xiao Dong, why didn't he accompany you?"
"He drank too much yesterday and slept in the hotel."
A wave of jealousy welled up in his heart, and President Ling complained sourly: "You don't care about me at all! I told you that I don't have underwear on, but you didn't take it to heart, and went shopping with other men, laughing so happily."
"How do you want me to care about you? Buy some for you and send them over?"
"Hmph, I bought it a long time ago, do you want to see my new Nene?"
Before Du Qing agreed, President Ling ran to the bathroom to take a selfie. The angle was very scheming, the front was bulging, and the back was up.
Chua, when the photo was sent, Du Qing went crazy just looking at it.
"You are ruthless! You are my grandfather!"
Knowing that Coco was safe and sound, Du Qing felt relieved, and made an appointment with Edmund to visit local specialty shops of clothing and fabrics the next day.And Xiao Dong didn't come back until evening, he just took a bath in the barrel of wine, his whole body reeked of alcohol, and he couldn't walk steadily.
Knocking on the door of Du Qing's room, Xiao Dong hugged him tightly like a tiger: "Qingqing, did you miss me today?"
Du Qing broke free from the drunkard's embrace in disgust, "It stinks, go back to your room and take a shower."
"Just go. I have to take it easy tomorrow, or I'll be poisoned by alcohol. I'll accompany you wherever you want to go."
Du Qing proudly showed off: "Who cares about your company? I made a new friend who is also a fashion designer. I have an appointment with him tomorrow."
Xiao Dong was worried, fearing that Du Qing would be deceived, pestering him with nonsense questions.Boss Xiao has seen all kinds of monsters and goblins in the bar. For a young and beautiful man like Du Qing, it is inevitable that someone will harbor ill intentions towards him.
"He knows that I have old friends when I get married. If you don't feel bored, you can go with me. I don't care anyway."
Like all straight men, Xiao Dong is afraid of shopping, and just thinking about it makes him shudder.In addition, because of Du Qing's professional needs, he was more smudged than a woman when he walked around, so Xiao Dong decided to send him there to see if he was reliable.If it's reliable, let them go, if not, lead Du Qing to retreat.
After Xiao Dong left, Du Qing wanted to make a video call to Ling Yu, but was afraid that he would have gone to bed by this time.While hesitating, Ling Yu took the initiative to contact him: "Honey, why are all my underwear missing? Did you take the wrong luggage when you packed it?"
"How is it possible, you and I are not the same size at all! Let Auntie help you find it."
"I've looked for it. There's nothing in the closet, and there's none left. I'm naked."
Du Qing imagined her strong and beautiful Lao Gong sitting on the bed, and couldn't help but feel hot, "Do you want to be with me... I hate it! It's not dark here, it's inconvenient."
Ling Yu didn't think about anything at all, he was just curious why the underwear disappeared, looking at his red and swollen fingers, President Ling suddenly had an epiphany: "I see, it must be Coco again!"
"What did Coco do?"
"It stole my panties."
"Don't be wronged meow, isn't Coco brought home by Secretary Chen?"
Ling Yu almost said that it was bald, Secretary Chen took away a counterfeit cat, and the real cat killer was still lurking at home, carrying out a series of revenge actions against him.Peeing on his bed yesterday, stealing underwear today, what misfortune will be waiting for him tomorrow?
President Ling fell into deep thought. Du Qing called him on the screen of the mobile phone for a long time without responding. Du Qing was so angry that he unilaterally interrupted the call.
"It's so annoying, it makes people think wildly." Du Qing fell on the bed and kicked her legs desperately.
Si Kou doesn't make men's underwear, and the first thing President Ling does when he has a spare night at work is to ask Secretary Chen to buy him underwear: "Size XXL, buy ten pairs, no, twenty pairs, urgently needed."
"Brand? Color? Triangular or flat? Dotted or solid?"
"Triangle, the pattern should be fancy and flamboyant. The brand doesn't matter, as long as it's not too expensive."
"How much is not expensive?"
President Ling took out a hundred-yuan bill from his wallet: "That's all I can buy with this much money."
Secretary Chen's jaw dropped from shock, and he bought 100 pairs of underwear for [-] yuan, and the average price was five yuan a piece, so he had to buy another set of old men's underwear wholesaled by Chenghuang Temple.She didn't know that Ling Yu bought it for herself to wear, and after leaving Sikou Building, she swept a small electric donkey and set off.
The result was disappointing. The cheapest old man's underwear cost [-] yuan. Secretary Chen bargained so hard that the boss agreed to sell her [-] pairs at a minimum of [-] yuan. "Little girl, look at the fabric. It's made of pure cotton. You can wear it for a month without deforming or fading."
"I'm not wearing it."
"I know, I bought it for your grandpa, right? Let me tell you that it's good for the prostate if the elderly wear this sweat-absorbing bag."
The unmarried girl Xiao Chen blushed, and generously advanced 50 yuan for President Ling. "Put it in a black plastic bag, please."
It's embarrassing to see!
Secretary Chen returned to the company and didn't have time to mention the 50 yuan. Ling Yu hurriedly snatched the bag, picked out a pair of classic blue floral briefs from the inside, ran to the bathroom to wash them, dried them with a hair dryer, and put them on again. Not too big or small just right.
At last he felt comfortable, Haw no longer had to be exposed to the cold wind.
When Xiao Dong and Du Qing arrived at the agreed meeting point, Edmund had been waiting for a while.Du Qing introduced them to each other, and after shaking hands, Xiao Dong said to Du Qing: "You two go play, I'll go back to the hotel and sleep."
Du Qing asked softly, "Aren't you with us?"
"I see him as a serious person, I suggest you make Lao Ling green."
"Can you stop talking nonsense?"
"seriously."
The place they were going to visit was not suitable for driving. Edmond rented a bicycle, which was made according to the figure of a foreigner. It was so tall that Du Qing suspected that he would not be able to pedal a full circle on it.
Edmund smiled: "Let me give you a ride, do you sit in the back or the front?"
Sitting in the front is sitting on the horizontal bar. Only male and female couples do that, and they hurt their buttocks. Du Qing chose to sit in the back seat of the car.Edmund put one foot on the ground, "You sit on it first, and then I will ride."
"That's too strenuous, you can ride it, I can jump on it."
The man raised his eyebrows: "What's the trouble, do you think I'm weak?"
Du Qing had no choice but to sit on the car with his butt crooked, and Edmond rode vigorously. On some roads with few cars and few people, he deliberately swayed crookedly, and Du Qing had to support his back in order not to be knocked off waist.
"Hey, can you calm down?"
"Haha, I remembered that when I was studying, the girl I liked was sitting in the back seat of the car, and I deliberately didn't ride well, and then I took her into a ditch."
"and after?"
"She climbed up and broke up with me."
"Then you deserve it too."
Du Qing is not a character who can get acquainted with others, but getting along with Edmond is very relaxing and pleasant. He asked Edmund whether he would consider returning to live in China after taking the exam, and Edmond shook his head: "I don't want to be with my family. Separate, my girlfriend has never been to your country, she is afraid of the smog and the crowds."
The destination to go was an old street. Edmond parked his bicycle at one end of the street, and they walked to the other end one by one.Edmond's design style is as passionate and bold as he is, and what he likes are the more exaggerated and colorful local clothing.
Du Qing is more reserved and likes small casual details.They took turns being each other's models, taking many photos along the way, and when they were tired, they bought some snacks and sat on the benches by the street to rest and eat.
Du Qing selected a few satisfactory photos and sent them to Ling Yu. President Ling saw a handsome brown-haired guy taking pictures for Du Qing in the mirror, and asked, "Who is that man?"
"A new friend I met locally."
"What about Xiao Dong, why didn't he accompany you?"
"He drank too much yesterday and slept in the hotel."
A wave of jealousy welled up in his heart, and President Ling complained sourly: "You don't care about me at all! I told you that I don't have underwear on, but you didn't take it to heart, and went shopping with other men, laughing so happily."
"How do you want me to care about you? Buy some for you and send them over?"
"Hmph, I bought it a long time ago, do you want to see my new Nene?"
Before Du Qing agreed, President Ling ran to the bathroom to take a selfie. The angle was very scheming, the front was bulging, and the back was up.
Chua, when the photo was sent, Du Qing went crazy just looking at it.
"You are ruthless! You are my grandfather!"
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