After the Failed Assassination[Transmigration Book]

一

Ruan Yanjun took off his clothes.

Zhang Yun glanced at it, and after only one glance, he shed tears of sympathy.

From the lower abdomen to the upper thighs, the area covered by a pair of shorts was covered in fog.

Black mist.

Ruan Yanjun sighed, and said: "You can't blame others. I was young and ignorant at the time, and I just entered the Tao. I was greedy to improve my cultivation, so I practiced boy kung fu without thinking much, and then I became like this."

"..." Zhang Yun frowned, not knowing what expression to use to face this kind of thing, he couldn't help reaching out and touching the thick mosaic, but as soon as he touched it, his hand seemed to be involved He couldn't touch the black hole, he quickly pulled his hand out, his heart was dripping with blood.

Zhang Yun understood many things at once.

For example, why did Ruan Yanjun encounter those things in the original "Flowers' Debt".

Why was his little brother able to open a harem in his family so smoothly.

Why did he know that his little brother was opening a harem in his house, but kept turning a blind eye.

Why is there such a sad reason behind all this?

Zhang Yun was speechless.

This is their first day together.

He slept on Ruan Yanjun's bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.

two

Zhang Yun found himself losing a lot of hair.

It must be because he took the intellectual route, studied various exercises for a long time, used his brain too much, and even his strong mana couldn't keep his hair from leaving him.

Recently, he has to look in the mirror thirty times a day. Fortunately, thanks to his good body and enough hair volume, he will still not be bald for a while, but if this trend continues, Zhang Yun is very worried about waking up one day in the future. I found myself turning into Ge You.

So Zhang Yun went to the Changsheng sect to visit the head of Liu, thinking that the other party is good at health preservation, and maybe he has some experience in preventing baldness.

Head Liu took his pulse and pondered for a long time. Just when Zhang Yun thought that the other party was about to announce that he was happy, head Liu said: "Master Zhang, your pulse is obviously overworked. If you don't pay attention to health care, be careful." My blood is exhausted, my oil is exhausted and my lamp is dry..."

Zhang Yun was startled: "So serious?"

He just came to ask for advice on the secret recipe of hair care, and he never thought that his life would be in danger. He always felt that the other party was too alarmist.

How is it possible, he is still a good young man, handsome, supple and radiant...

Head Liu said: "However, don't worry too much. I have a elixir here, which can best cure the mental fatigue and mental exhaustion caused by excessive worry. If you take it for a month, the situation should improve a lot."

Zhang Yun was very grateful, and before he had time to thank him, he saw the head of Liu spread five fingers and gestured, and said to him: "We two have fought against the enemy together, so it is also destined, I will give you a half discount, as long as the gold 5 taels..."

On that day, Zhang Yun's roar spread to every corner of the Longevity Sect:

"Are you stealing money?!"

Zhang Yun didn't want to be robbed of money, so he returned to the pie empty-handed, sat by a small bamboo forest in front of the house and was unhappy.

Knowing Zhang Yun's depression, Xiao Bailong came here to give him advice.

The method Xiaobailong taught is very scientific, that is, find someone to practice and practice frequently, as long as you practice more, it will be fine.

Zhang Yun was right when he thought about it. Although he was a pure virgin, he had heard of the saying that orgasms could help improve mental conditions, relieve anxiety, and regulate endocrine.

But here's the trouble.

Not only is Ruan Yanjun's body in some indescribable condition, but he also practiced boy skills!

Even if that situation is solved, it's useless at all. It's impossible for Zhang Yun to take away [-]% of his power just to sleep with him!

Xiao Bailong recommended himself: "He can't, I can, I have two!"

Zhang Yun: "Hehe, don't show off your wealth in front of me, be careful I will beat you up."

three

Ruan Yanjun must be healed.

For the sake of their happiness.

Zhang Yun secretly made up his mind.

First of all, he took the exercise book that Ruan Yanjun practiced when he entered Taoism and read it twice.

This book is called "Chunshui Shunliu", the name is quite literary, who knows that it will be so outrageous after practicing.

In order to understand the principle, he even wanted to try it himself and practice it by himself.

But Ruan Yanjun stopped him.

Ruan Yanjun is really a good person, at least for now.

Since the two of them confessed to each other, there are many things that they don’t need to hide from each other. When Zhang Yun was analyzing "Spring Water Interception", Ruan Yanjun was by his side. In addition to discussing the exercises with him, the two would also chat. Some topics about modern life, such as whether "Silver X" is over, whether "Dead X Primary School Student" is over, how many generations of "Assassin X" is out, and so on.

Gein and the two of them crossed over at a very different time point.When Ruan Yanjun first came, he was still a rookie who had just entered the Tao. After decades of painstaking practice, he became a tuba step by step from a rookie, from a beginner disciple to a hall master.Later, according to the original storyline, NPC Zhang Yun appeared. He grew from a rookie to a big one. Once he was out in danger, NPC Zhang Yun sacrificed his life to save him. He promoted Zhang Yun to be his guardian. Everything was done step by step according to the script. In progress.

Ruan Yanjun thought that all he needed to do was to keep the NPC Zhang Yun steady, show compassion and appease the other party, and let the other party not rebel.He has already passed the age of killing people if he doesn't like it. As long as Zhang Yun does not rebel, he is willing to be brothers with Zhang Yun and maintain this peaceful life forever.

He is like a Buddha, his heart is like still water.Little things like wearing a cuckold can no longer stir up ripples in his heart.

Therefore, he must not let Zhang Yun give birth to treasonous intentions, he thought of countless ways to win over the other party, and planned to take this person down slowly.

But from a certain day, the plot suddenly went wrong.

It was like pressing eight times the speed when playing a video, Zhang Yun suddenly appeared by his bedside on a dark and windy night, holding an embroidery needle in his hand.

Obviously the comer is not good.

Ruan Yanjun just woke up, the hairs on his body stood on end, and he stopped the other party in time.The other party was also obviously taken aback. That kind of cowardly behavior was completely different from the scheming and well-established Zhang Yun he knew, and even came out in front of him.

After Zhang Yun left, he was still terrified and didn't fall asleep all night. The next day, he ran into Zhang Yun being molested by Cai Ji.

Instead of pushing the boat along the way, Zhang Yun pushed the girl along the way, but was scared by Cai Ji and ran into his arms.

His heart was instantly clear.

four

Because of the analysis of "Spring Water Interception", Zhang Yun's hair fell more.

Fortunately, God was merciful, after a few months, he was finally allowed to find an understanding method to eliminate the side effects caused by practicing this exercise.

The two of them tried their best to finally uncover the indescribable layer of black mist.

……

Now there is only one problem before them.

That's what to do with the [-]% power.

Zhang Yun: "If you can trust me... No, I can swear that the mana I sucked from you will be returned to you later. You know, I can do it."

Ruan Yanjun: "No, I trust you."

But he felt that he had to consult head Liu about this matter. He didn't have to listen to what other people said, but he had to listen to what the doctor said. Although he didn't know why, he just had an intuition that this matter was a bit dangerous, and it was not as simple as the two of them thought.

Master Liu caressed his beard, and said eloquently: "There is a limit to the strength that the human body can bear. Master Zhang's mana is already strong enough. If he suddenly got eight successes of Master Ruan's power, it might be..."

Ruan Yanjun: "What will happen?"

"It might explode and die," said Head Liu, "I guess."

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The medicine picker was reborn as the No. 1 Taoist, but found that... the goods were not right?

Cultivation?No!

reputation?It's over!

Zhuyu: "Farewell, I think I'll go back to collect herbs..."

Sect Leader & Colleagues: "Master Qingfeng, the master is still pointing at you to win glory at the Dao Discussion Dharma Conference in three months' time."

Zhuyu: ... What do I rely on to participate in the Dao Discussion and Fa Conference, relying on my face?

Peak Master Wu Yi: What are you running for?Stand still, I was just about to ask you for advice.

Zhuyu: ... I can't afford to teach, so I slipped away.

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