After the Failed Assassination[Transmigration Book]

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The last two chapters could have eye-popping haunts...

After reading it, you may sigh "Hahahahahahahahaha, how come this is so silly?!", or you may say "I have all my pants off and you just show me this?! "The soul torture.

If you are unfortunately caught off guard because this article is too sandy, I would like to apologize to you in advance!bang bang bang!

PS: Thank you to every little angel who has been chasing here all the way, collecting comments and throwing thunder, special thanks!

For half a month, Zhang Yun stayed behind closed doors, practicing swordsmanship with a group of disciples on the school field.Every disciple suffered from his cruel hands, and was personally adjusted by him. After this calamity, their strength has greatly increased.

During that time, Qiao Feng came to bid farewell to him, saying that he had the opportunity to go to a difficult place to practice, and he might not be able to turn back for more than ten years.Zhang Yun comforted him, sent him away, and then closed the door to thank the guests without seeing outsiders.

The first day of the next month.

In Changle City, mysterious music fluttered, and there were bursts of clear and upright sounds from the walls of Qiuhe Hall, which was quite different from the style of folk funerals. People on the street could not help but look sideways when they heard this.

Someone knocked on the door of the Xuanhua sect, and a disciple went to open the door. Seeing someone coming from the opposite side, he didn't let anyone in. He just said: "My family's head has not seen any visitors recently, fellow Taoist, please come back."

Gu Mengzhi smiled lightly, he was good-looking, soft-tempered, and his smile was like a spring breeze, which immediately softened the disciple's attitude by three points, and said: "Please be accommodating, fellow daoist. Order to invite people, if you can't invite people, I'm afraid you will suffer crime later."

The disciple who opened the door hesitated and said, "No."

Said to close the door.

The two little girls behind Gu Mengzhi were not happy anymore, they pressed the door panel one by one, winked, and the three of them rushed in regardless.

The disciple behind caught up to stop them, Gu Mengzhi tapped his acupuncture points, making him unable to move.Two little girls cleared the way ahead, shouting as they walked:

"Mr. Zhang, I haven't seen you for a few years. You are so heartless. Not only have you left our two sisters behind, but now you are not even allowed to enter the door. You have to ask the neighbors to judge. How can you be such a master? Your family is well-off. , don’t care about the life or death of the people below—”

Zhang Yunren was in the room, when he heard the shout, he slowly typed in his heart: "?"

This tone sounds like he is a heartbroken man who has always given up. When did he, Zhang Yun, do such a thing?

So he strode out of the yard, and saw two pretty little girls wandering around in his sect at a glance. It was obviously the first time he had come to this place and he was not familiar with the roads.

Zhang Yun was taken aback: "Ziluo? Biluo?"

As soon as Ziluo saw him, her eyes lit up immediately: "Master Zhang, I miss you so much!"

Biluo burst into tears: "Since the young master left, we sisters have not had a full meal, and we have to pick up other people's leftovers to wear clothes. During the Chinese New Year, we can only pull two feet of red-headed strings, and we don't even have a red envelope. We miss you so much. Hiccup."

"..."

Zhang Yun swallowed speechlessly, thinking that this acting was too exaggerated, Ruan Yanjun was not the kind of person who would abuse his servants, and sister, you seemed to have hiccupped just now.

Looking again, they were dressed like fairies, Zhang Yun shook his head: "So, are you two here to join me?"

Bi Luo clapped her hands and said: "That's right, we are the young master's girl for one day, then we will always be the young master's girl, if the young master doesn't want us, we can't live."

Zhang Yun said: "Then live in the door, I will clean up a room for you two."

Biluo said, "Slow down."

Zhang Yun asked: "What?"

Biluo smiled and said, "We didn't come to tell you to clean up the house, we just invited you to a wedding."

Zhang Yun's expression darkened, and he said, "I won't go."

The two held his arms from left to right, and Biluo said: "I must go, if you don't go, you won't be able to eat this wine."

Zhang Yun didn't understand what he meant, the two maids dragged him into the room, Zhang Yun thought they were going to rob her, and shouted in the room: "Stop! Men and women can't kiss each other, why are you two taking my clothes off? !"

The two maids moved very cleanly and swiftly. Before he could get mad, they had already changed him into a clean and elegant black Taoist robe, dragged him to the mirror, combed his hair and put on his crown again.

Zhang Yun was baffled by these two people, even if he was invited to drink, there was no need to force him to change clothes, right? Do all the guests at the banquet have to change their clothes uniformly?This is too weird.

After the shackles, Zhang Yun took on a whole new look, looking even more handsome than before.Ziluo grabbed his arm and left: "Master, it's done, let's go."

Zhang Yun struggled: "I told you earlier, I won't go!"

How could the two little girls be his opponents? Seeing that she couldn't hold him back, Ziluo hurried to the door and shouted: "Young Master Gu, come and help!"

Gu Mengzhi walked in and slapped Zhang Yun head-on with his magic power. Zhang Yun was startled, why did he move his hands at the slightest disagreement!

He quickly dodged to the side, but he didn't know that the other party's palm was halfway through, he changed his hand gesture, raised two fingers, caught an opening when he dodged, and hit the key points on his body, making him unable to move for a while.

Biluo never forgot to ask: "Don't wrinkle the clothes of head Zhang, the hall master is still waiting, let's go quickly."

what is happening?Zhang Yun was completely dumbfounded.

Qiu Hetang.Thousands of guests gathered under the school grounds, besides those from the Taoist sect, there were also many people from the neighborhood of Changle City.Hundreds of banquet tables were set up in the arena, and most of the guests had not touched their chopsticks.On the altar converted from the martial arts viewing platform, Ruan Yanjun stood with a senior elder in the faction, looking at the audience from afar.

After Zhang Yun was brought to the school grounds, Gu Mengzhi unlocked the fixed acupoints.Zhang Yun glanced at the stage, and his heart skipped a beat: "My God, it can't be..."

He thought so, and said it out of his mouth: "He wants to marry Elder Wen Su?!"

Gu Mengzhi spat it out with a "poof", and the two girls laughed when they heard this.Biluo gave him a push, and said with a smile, "Go. He's waiting for you there."

Zhang Yun was pushed, and walked in the direction she pointed in a daze.In a short time, thousands of thoughts appeared in his mind, such as:

"He wants to marry Elder Wen Su, so what does Zhang Yun have to do with me? Do you want me to congratulate him? It's really unreasonable!"

Another example:

"He looks really good-looking today. Although he is usually good-looking, he is especially good-looking today."

"No matter how good-looking he is, what does he have to do with me? Could it be that he still wants to accept my congratulatory gift? I, Zhang Yun, am I the kind of person who forgets righteousness when he sees sex..."

He walked to the stage in a daze.Zhang Yun chuckled, and cupped his hands: "Well, congratulations, both of you."

Ruan Yanjun smiled: "Congratulations."

Zhang Yun said: "I didn't bring the congratulatory gift, and I'm too embarrassed to eat this meal, I think I'd better go first."

Ruan Yanjun grabbed his hand and said with a smile: "I think it's a little late to leave now, after the ceremony..."

Zhang Yun wanted to withdraw his hand, but tried but failed.Elder Wen Su stroked his beard, which was six or seven inches long, and agreed: "Exactly, I think it's better to salute quickly, so as not to miss the auspicious time."

Zhang Yun wanted to say: "You do what you want, I'll watch." Before he could say it, Elder Wen Su asked: "Are you two sincerely becoming Taoist couples?"

"Yes."

Ruan Yanjun said this.

Zhang Yun was dumbfounded.

Elder Wen Su's words... Are you asking him?

The moment he met Ruan Yanjun's eyes, the tenderness in those eyes penetrated into his heart.A stream of fiery blood rushed to the top of his head, thunder and thunder exploded in Zhang Yun's mind, and he suddenly understood...

He already knew what he was going through at this moment... Oh my god, this is simply a marriage snatching that can be recorded in the history of the cultivation world!

Only then did he suddenly realize that Ruan Yanjun was also wearing a clean and elegant black Taoist robe, which was no different from the style he was wearing.

It's crazy, Zhang Yun thought, only a lunatic can do such a thing.He looked at the crowd of people in the audience, his face was so hot that he wanted to fall down when his feet softened, but the hand holding him was warm and firm, supporting him from falling go down.

Zhang Yun stammered and said, "Yes, yes."

Elder Wen Su stroked his beard, faced the audience, and announced loudly:

"Dear comrades and folks, thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to come to our school to observe the ceremony. Today, you will witness—"

"Ruan Yanjun, the head of our sect, and Zhang Yun, the master of the Xuanhua School, Zhang Zhenzhen, the two have shared ups and downs since they met, worked together, and experienced many hardships. Now they have the same affection, the same heart, and the same path--now this oath, the road is long Infinity, wishing to join hands with each other, overcome dangers and obstacles together, go through a hundred calamities and overcome a thousand difficulties, and never leave each other."

There was an uproar in the audience.

Among the ascetics, although there are few people who seek companions of the same sex, it is not uncommon. People in the Taoist sect are not surprised by this, but they did not expect that the other protagonist would be Zhang Yun.The neighbors in Changle City were terrified, and those who ate melons and seeds all stopped, staring at the stage without blinking.

Ruan Yanjun's eyes were fixed on Zhang Yun, and he swore to him: "From then on, we will help each other with illness."

Zhang Yun was hot all over, imitating his words: "Sickness helps each other."

Ruan Yanjun said: "If I die, you will be buried, and if you die, I will be buried."

Zhang Yun: "Huh?"

Ruan Yanjun frowned: "You don't want to?"

"No," Zhang Yun shook his head, "yes."

Ruan Yanjun said, "Never leave each other."

Zhang Yun: "Never leave each other."

Elder Wen Su nodded approvingly, stroked his beard, and said, "Then worship."

At the moment of saluting, Huaxia and Xiaobailong led the Xuanhua Sect to rush into the school grounds. The disciples came here to look for Zhang Yun when they heard that Zhang Yun had been kidnapped. , are stunned.

Huaxia: "What is this? Snatching a kiss?"

Ziluo Biluo was waiting for them to come, and when they saw that they were all there, they greeted them with a smile, and led the disciples to their seats to sit down.

In the blink of an eye, the two people on the stage bowed down.

……

After all, the etiquette of Taoist couples is different from that of secular marriages. The step of sending them to the bridal chamber is omitted. Since there is no bridal chamber, the step of making a bridal chamber is naturally omitted.

After the banquet was over, Ruan Yanjun took Zhang Yun back to the room to rest for a while, no one disturbed him at the moment, it was exceptionally clean.

He was still holding Zhang Yun's hand.The two sat on the couch, Zhang Yun's face was red and his ears were hot, and his heart was beating endlessly.

Too many surprises caused his emotions to fluctuate violently, and he couldn't bear to experience such a big change in just one day.

That is a heart that has been warmed back.If he hadn't traveled to this world, if he hadn't met Ruan Yanjun, he would never have known what it was like to be valued, cared about...being cared for by others.

He couldn't help but feel a little guilty, remembering the secret he had never confessed, so before the other party could speak, he opened his mouth first: "Actually, I still have a secret to tell you."

"Oh?" Ruan Yanjun was quite interested, grabbed his hand and rubbed it lightly.

The tension in Zhang Yun's heart was relieved a bit, he took a deep breath, and said: "Actually... I am not Zhang Yun, no no, and I can't say that I am not Zhang Yun. In short, I am not the Zhang Yun you knew at the beginning. My collarbone Take this sword, there is another person who blocked it for you, I, I am just...another person who occupied his body."

"Oh." Ruan Yanjun's expression was calm, as if he didn't care.

Zhang Yun: "???"

Zhang Yun: "Give me some feedback, brother, I've made up my mind to tell you these words!"

Ruan Yanjun: "You came from time travel, right?"

Zhang Yun: "You...?"

Ruan Yanjun: "Me too."

Zhang Yun was too shocked to speak.It was so unexpected, so astonishing.

Countless memory fragments emerged in his mind, and some clues that he hadn't noticed before were suddenly recalled by him.

Zhang Yun's hand was trembling, and the hand holding Ruan Yanjun was shaking like holding a mouse. He wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, thinking, I should have guessed it a long time ago!Should have known it from the time he called me a fag!

Recalling the scene at the time, he couldn't help thinking that since Ruan Yanjun knew the plot of the original work, seeing him fumbling around with an embroidery needle in the middle of the night that night, he might have been scared out of his wits and forced him to leave... Zhang Yun When I think of this, I can't help laughing.

Zhang Yun: "I crossed over because I was negative for this sand sculpture. What is your reason?"

Ruan Yanjun sighed: "Don't mention it, I think this sand sculpture has become popular with the male second, that is, Ruan Yanjun, and when he saw that his head was covered with green grass, he reported the author in a rage."

Zhang Yun: "..."

Zhang Yun: "You are more ruthless than me, I don't believe you do this, the system will make it easier for you."

Ruan Yanjun looked puzzled: "There is indeed a hidden disease."

Zhang Yun: "Don't be so literary and artistic, talk about people?"

Ruan Yanjun: "I don't have a penis."

Zhang Yun: "??!!!??"