[Comprehensive] Doudou, you don't understand love

"That's why, so this is where you come from."

After saying this, Qiao Nian stood on the balcony with a teacup in hand and looked down.Facing the completely unfamiliar scenery in front of him, his expression was so natural that it seemed that he just happened to walk into a neighbor's house while walking, rather than being forced to make a common-sense displacement between time and space planes again.

The reunion of the two was really counterintuitive. It wasn't as simple as shaking hands and starting a conversation. It turned into a delicate state where the old gods of tourists were observing the scenic spots on the ground and the tour guide couldn't make a fart with three sticks.Xiaodou stood next to Qiao Yao, the helpless villain in his head was frantically fingering his fingers, and he could only listen to the male god's opinions.

At this time, the street has gradually become lively.Pedestrians on the road should go to work and go to school. There are many bus stop signs outside the old city, and you can vaguely see the jagged shadows of skyscrapers abruptly protruding from the low-rise old residential buildings. It is quite a metropolis. feature.

"...there is not much difference." Cunning continued to comment. "It looks similar to Japan before World War III."

Xiaodou was rhythmized by his words, and felt more and more that there was a real sense of dislocation in the air.Qiao Nian turned around and saw her struggling facial expression, "I've wanted to say it since just now," the corners of his mouth were still smiling comfortably, "You seem very uncomfortable with me appearing here."

Only then did Xiaodou recover from the sense of dislocation that was on the verge of petrification, and smiled wryly: "Of course I'm not used to it—you—let's put it this way, it's like a story that was originally thought to be over, but suddenly forcibly added a story that does not conform to the logic of the plot. Talking late at night," she finally had an opportunity to open her mouth, she said, relaxing because of the subtle familiarity with the cunning nipple that suddenly appeared during the conversation, "Obviously I have lived a peaceful life for half a year, I thought I was completely away from the manipulation of anti-scientific mysterious forces..."

Cunningly frowned: "You came to 'here'... No, it's been half a year since you came back to 'here'?" Seeing Xiaodou nodding, he raised an eyebrow, "No wonder. To me, it's just a relationship with you I haven't seen you for more than ten hours."

Xiaodou was stunned. "I haven't seen you for more than ten hours" is too much information, and the villain in my mind just relaxes and starts to puff out my chest and abdomen, and I can ask the question I was afraid to ask just now: "Are you here?" Here' before, what happened?"

"Simply put, you 'disappeared' after we were confronted by the National Guard and threw a flashbang."

Sly leaned against the railing and changed his position.

"It's literally disappearing. It was obviously holding hands in friendship, but suddenly it became the feeling of holding the air."

A subtly immersive description.

"I opened my eyes desperately under the ravages of the flash bombs, and found——you," the teacup in his hand tilted towards her, and the steam was blown away by the wind, "became transparent in front of me, basically The above is the same effect as if the holographic projection is out of power-in this way, of course, I quickly prepared myself, thinking 'something that violates common sense is about to happen'. This idea just came from As soon as my head came out, I found that my body began to feel wrong, and it was still the familiar wrong. It was exactly the same as the situation when I was transferred from a battlefield tent to the world of the living dead a long time ago..."

Wording for half a second, "It feels like consciousness is stuck in some mysterious subspace,...it didn't take long to come here."

Just now, his tone seemed to be unfinished for a moment, and finally changed his tone.Xiaodou didn't ask any further questions, but just nodded with a hint of doubt.

Cunningly shifted focus with a smile. "You have really changed a lot." Looking up and down, it was clear that her appearance had changed.

Xiaodou choked for a moment, and put on an upright expression, "Do as the Romans do, just get used to it. Speaking of which," she said in a serious tone, "The next step—leave it to me."

Concluding remarks.

"I will take responsibility."

……

Not to mention the daily tasks of taking Qiaoqiao to be familiar with the customs, people, and people. The first thing that Xiaodou "takes responsibility" for Qiaoqiao is to find cigarettes.

Suffering from life in exile in the field, the baptism of supernatural ghosts and the doomsday of the living dead, the cunning willpower and adaptability are amazing. After two days of sufficient rest, he began to subconsciously touch his back pocket frequently and touch his two fingers in the middle of his food. , obviously accepted the fact that he was in a foreign land very well.

The first time Xiaodou came back to the apartment with a pile of fat and thin cigarettes in her arms, she saw Qiao Niu engrossed in watching the TV she never turned on once in a century, and there was a stack of world history books beside her.

Because soybeans also have a hobby of watching TV, there are hundreds of encrypted and unencrypted TV stations at home, and they buy, buy, buy, buy, and open. , Chinese, English and other multi-language channels.

Even if he temporarily chooses loose, unfit clothes and puts them on top for a while, the cunning police officer can dress up the home style as a male god, and the wrist in the baggy sleeves is exposed sonorously.

Xiaodou subconsciously felt that this wrist still lacked a big steel watch to increase its cuteness. In a blink of an eye, he thought that the picture of Baba'er enshrining a high-end watch box to the male god was full of the cunning style of the golden house, so he couldn't help but give up the idea and be honest. The field came forward to offer cigarettes: "See if there is any suitable one?"

Cunning was slightly surprised, then put on a smile: "Thank you."

From an outsider's point of view, Cunning is definitely the type with a serious poker face, and only acquaintances can see him curl his lips.Xiaodou likes to count the number of times she frequently shows her smile in her stomach, and immediately exudes a sense of pleasure with a phantom tail, "Do you have any post-reading impressions to share?"

"My post-reading impression of 'It really is the world before World War III'."

Fortunately, Cunning Dimension and Dou Dimension have exactly the same historical overlap and worldview.Xiaodou's chest was full of joy, "go to the library in the afternoon?"

Perfectly grasping the wolf's veins, Qiao Niu nodded without any objection.Xiaodou faintly felt that her happy attitude seemed to be trying to invite the heroine of the fandom, so she couldn't help scratching her face.

She put down her cigarette, turned around and went to the kitchen refrigerator to get a drink.Before leaving the living room, she glanced back - Qiao Yao was ecstatically watching the news program on TV, her eyes were no longer as lively as before, and there was a faint gloomy look in her eyes.

Airborne into the seemingly difficult and dangerous world of the living dead, the weapons, marksmanship and strong willpower needed to survive seem magically less difficult for people like Sly.Parachuting into a peaceful society presents another subtle and even dangerous obstacle.

That probably surpasses the simple and crude desire to survive under the threat of the living dead, some kind of value obstacle.

However, Xiaodou has already developed a strong mentality that never considers potential crises and cherishes the happiness in front of him desperately, even if he knows it well, he doesn't take it seriously.

The big wild wolf is rapidly absorbing knowledge and integrating into the brand-new land-based biological population (?) system—anyway, the male god is strong, and even if it is really accidentally crooked, she is sure to correct it.How many teenage male gods she has distorted in her wanderings in different dimensions, she has the confidence to restore Shen Yezhen so many times. (→_→)

It wasn't long before she received strong evidence of this powerful mindset.Because I usually talk to my brother irregularly on the phone (a major sequelae of homesickness), one month after the cunning airborne, Doudou said to her in a daily phone call: "Er Douzi, you seem to be very happy recently."

Xiaodou: "There is a good thing."

"Report in detail."

"I'll talk about it later, I have something to do right now."

She did have something to do, she didn't come out alone, there was a cunning (former) police officer behind her, and the two were standing on the busy road in the city.

Similar to the scenario she envisioned, Xue Baqiao has made rapid progress in reading and writing, and speaking is more difficult, but he can still speak a few words of Dou Dimension language after stuttering.When Xiaodou hung up the call, he was taking the ice cream from the clerk of the roadside ice drink shop in a very homely manner, and handed it to her.

Apart from being much more male god than ordinary people, there is nothing wrong with the style of painting!

Xiaodou looked at the cunning face in the sun, and the whole person couldn't help but enter the salted fish mode of not wanting to make progress.He grabbed a card with the address on it, and pointed behind her: "It's that building, let's go." She was even more stingy in an instant.

——Today is Qiao Yao's "Offline Student Gathering", and Xiaodou is not in the role of a tour guide, but a role of "Pitdianpidian wants to follow".A week ago, Qiao Yao joined an online social science master organization, and today he came to participate in a small seminar with a strong academic atmosphere.

Xiaodou: Yaoshou, tour guide Dou is about to lose his job.

Bean tour guide is very optimistic.Eat and drink well, have plenty of spiritual entertainment, the international situation is good (?), and the eyes are full of peace and ease, what else can we expect?Even if you look at the pyramid level of human psychological needs, no matter how many dimensions you change, cunning can adapt to the environment and become the kind of person that is concerned and needed by the group.

……

After the meeting adjourned, there was an episode, and the power went out in the building.

The conference room was built on the basement floor, and the corridor was completely dark.There were one or two low-pitched screams from the sparse crowd, but the courageous duo of Xiaodou and Qiao Yao were not too affected, they stopped in good time, and they both leaned against the wall and waited.

If it wasn't for the sudden feeling of a cunning hand covering the top of her head, Xiaodou would have almost forgotten the iron rule of "CG will come out if there is a power failure".She froze for a moment, and for some reason felt that the movement of Qiao Niu gently stroking her dog's head seemed to have a strong meaning of hesitating to speak—in the darkness, he suddenly said without beginning and end: "...Actually, I am not All of a sudden, I came here from "Shen Yin", but I hesitated and didn't tell you at that time. It should be when I was traveling through the tunnel of dimension transformation, I had a subtle dream."

It took Xiaodou a while to understand what he was talking about.It wasn't often that kind of chatter came out of Big Bad Wolf's mouth. "What dream?"

"'Dream' to the time when you and I were still at Ridong Academy."

Xiaodou shuddered when she heard the words, and was pressed again by Qiao Niu.

"It's not what you think," he said with a smile again, "it's the scene of a 'dream' when he separated from you, when he was making a professional adaptability judgment. Because he was the chief of the decathlon with a perfect score, he was judged In order to be qualified for the job, the two first choices are the Public Security Bureau and becoming a staying professor.”

"You chose the Public Security Bureau?"

"If that's the case, it's not a dream, but a memory. I chose to stay in school..."

There is no call yet, and the darkness has become the most comfortable addition to chatting. "I actually chose a professor, which subject is it?"

"Ancient proverb test. Is it unpopular? It's interesting to say that the thought at the time was not to worry about the future of Japanese society, but to think 'an ordinary and stable life is also very good'. The development after that was even more amazing. After making the decision, I went to the scientific research building to stop you. It happened to be your last day at school."

"??! It doesn't fit your personality at all!"

The cunning smoke has a deep voice. "Nothing. At that time, he was not as cold as he is now, and he was still a passionate teenager."

Xiaodou was amused.

"I'll tell you another teenage secret. I did go to you at the time, but I didn't stop you. Thinking about it later, I regret it... Although even if I stopped, maybe I would still be rejected."

"...There is such a past."

"But in the dream, I mustered up the courage to call you to stop."

Xiaodou suddenly felt a little hot in his eye sockets. "Then did I reject you?"

"Probably not a rejection, nor an acceptance. But fortunately, in the end, I managed to listen carefully to what I had to say... Then I was coerced by me to check off the detention in the occupation column."

"Did they get back together so easily in the end? At least respect the personality of Nitto's second seat."

"That's why I said it was a good dream." Sneaky laughed softly. "There's more powerful content in the back. Not only did the two stay in school together, but they even got married."

"Is this the end?"

"..." The cunning voice suddenly became gloomy and gentle. "No. The dream is over here. Maybe I know it's a false future? I walked to Daikanyama Park with the pregnant second lady Nitto, and suddenly remembered that this is the place where the specimen incident happened? This dream It was broken... I can only look at you standing there helplessly and say to me 'Shenya, in fact, you have never come to me', I feel like a sinner, I can only apologize to you... I just said something 'I'm sorry', and the time travel was forcibly terminated—and when I opened my eyes again, I found a young Tsururu Rin lying next to her."

After a while, she answered.

"...Infant period? What kind of adjective are you talking about?"

The lights came on suddenly, and the staff took a loudspeaker to explain to everyone the cause of the brief failure of the circuit.The two closed their eyes at the same time due to the stimulation of the light, and when they opened their eyes again, they bumped into each other's smiling pupils.

Cunningly stuffed the half-touched lighter back into his pocket, "It's okay. I thought the circuit hadn't been repaired after the story was told, so I was ready to use this lighting."

Back to the ground and walked to the street together, it was a sunny scene again.Xiaodou felt that the sunlight was a bit dazzling, so Qiao Yao just took a step away from her, and her slender figure blocked the sunlight in front of her, lit another cigarette, and squinted her eyes to look into the distance.

It is said that CG always starts with elements such as dusk, sea and sunset, mansions, but Xiaodou always feels that the scene in front of him is clearly frozen.The noise of the surrounding crowd no longer entered my ears, as if there was only the thin breath of smoke from the lips and teeth.

Sure enough, everything that should be there is there.

A development like this, no matter what the future brings, just accept it as a gift.

The root of all worries is dissatisfaction.

Nothing could be better than this.

Sly turned around and gave her a questioning look.She was already slightly lost in thought, and subconsciously pulled a smile. "It's over, there is always a sense of comfort that I am about to lose my fighting spirit."

"Didn't you still tell me about the date of the training camp a few days ago?"

"It's called vacation sickness."

Cunningly put out the cigarette, walked side by side with her towards the square across the street, merged into the crowded flow of people all the way, and slowly drowned out the conversation between the two of them.