what am i wiping this

Sam Wittwicky, 10 minutes ago was blasted to death by Megatron; after he came back to life, he used the leadership module to poke the great Autobot leader Optimus Prime to death; and after hearing the words of the old man Skyfire, He felt that he might be hiding his sister-control attributes a little bit, and he regretted letting Optimus Prime carry out the "revival" procedure.

It all started when he poked the leadership module into Optimus Prime's fire source, and Optimus Prime woke up coughing, and all the onlookers celebrated with their foreheads and hands.

The atmosphere at that time was really harmonious. Whether it was the Autobots or the humans, or the Decepticon who had betrayed the Autobots—Tianhuo, they were all extremely excited by the leader's deceitful corpse...I mean the resurrection .Especially Tianhuo, this Decepticon who has been dispatched for millions of cycles is the first time to see a living leader other than FALLEN, so excited that he even forgot the wound on his abdomen that continuously leaked energy fluid, but After a few "haha" laughs, seeing that the situation had calmed down a bit, Tianhuo also remembered his main mission here, and shouted while holding on to his crutches: "That's right!! Is it 'op'??!!"

"Uh..." just after waking up, Optimus Prime, who was called An Ning by his nickname by a TF who looked not young, coughed twice again, and just about to answer, Tianhuo roared at a higher decibel volume :

"It's the slag of his assembly line!! He actually wants to dock with a female carbon-based creature on this planet!!! That doesn't count, the other party is a fucking juvenile creature that has just come off the assembly line for only twelve stellar years!! Pushen U-ball, stand up for me! I, Tianhuo, will never give up until I pull out your fuel pipe and stuff it into the exhaust pipe today!!!”

"..."

When Tianhuo said this, his momentum was overwhelming!Fierce coercion was released from this former Decepticon who had experienced many battles, and the unique red optical lens of Decepticons burst out a red light that was more dazzling than flames.Even if the Cybertron swear words he uttered just now were so exaggerated and vulgar, no one doubted the possibility of him putting what he said into action.

Anyone who knows about the relationship between An Ning and the Autobots or TF can now guess who the "female juvenile carbon base" in Tianhuokou refers to.

But how these two bastards hooked up, and how the freedom-loving Optimus Prime forced (wrongly) married, no one can understand.

For a while, the scene was suppressed by Tianhuo, and there was no sound.Tianhuo, who had been waiting impatiently, decided to take the initiative, and pointed at the brightly colored bumblebee with a wave of crutches: "Is that you???!!!"

Poor Bumblebee is frightened by the energy liquid of the other party and the posture of "death to pull the Autobot who wants to dock with the carbon-based larva", or the crime of "forced to dock with a human girl" He was so frightened that he couldn't even tune in to the radio station for a while, so he could only shake his head and wave his hands in a panic and make a "hmmmmhhh" sound to show his innocence.

"Is that you??!!" Tianhuo pointed at the iron skin standing beside the bumblebee.The latter hadn't reacted to Tianhuo's righteous accusation just now, he was taken aback for a moment, and then vetoed: "I, I am 'Al'."

"Pfft, that sounds like a girl's name. You??!!"

"I'm 'Rui Te', 'Rui Te'." The ambulance waved its hands again and again.

"Ha, that sounds like a 'rabbit'. You??!!"

"Uh... If my information file is correct, my original nickname was 'Jeez', and now she just calls me 'Sir'."

"I..." Optimus Prime felt that it was impossible to go on like this, and weakly raised his hand to speak, but unexpectedly, Tianhuo, who was angry and laughed at the nicknames of most Autobots with nicknames, didn't give up on him at all. Back then, I gave Brother Zhu a little bit of CPU, and interrupted him decisively: "Prime, don't interrupt! Today I have to make a break with that 'Op'!" Then he turned back and pointed at the horizontal gun standing coolly with arms folded Asked: "Is it your kid?!"

Hengpao snorted coldly: "I don't have a nickname, just 'Hengpao'."

"I think there must be some misunderstanding..." Optimus Prime, who had just returned from the fire source (Note 1), hadn't fully recovered from his near-death state, his voice was a little out of breath.

"Dear Prime, please don't plead for that piece of scrap metal! Is it your slag?!"

"Skyfire, if you heard the name 'Op' from a human girl named 'Annie Wittwicky' or 'An Ning', I think that meant me. 'Op' is Ann Short name for me."

When Optimus Prime finished speaking, the entire sandy ground was silent.Even the movement of dripping energy liquid from the wound on Tianhuo's chest seemed to stop for a few seconds.

Skyfire stared blankly at the leader of the Autobots, the only living Prime, and Sam felt that he might be considering turning back to the Decepticons again.

"Big, big brother?" Iron Skin finally reacted and looked at Optimus Prime, the blue optical lens was full of "Fuck, I misunderstood, my line is too old, should I call an ambulance?" Help me do a full body overhaul, big brother, please answer me quickly" and so on, the amount of information is overwhelming.

"Uh... I think you all already know this, but I still want to remind you: Humans don't have the physiological organs needed to interface with Cybertronians in terms of physiological structure. So logically speaking, humans and TF matchmaking is probably impossible, but from a personal point of view, maybe you can find an unconventional matchmaking method. At that time, please let me... well, well, I will shut up and shut up!" The Witwiki family was about to go crazy and Under Optimus Prime's pleading eyes, even the ambulance couldn't speak so brazenly.

"Twinkle, twinkle, littlestar~How I wonder what you are~" Bumblebee seemed to have completely lost the ability to think, and the radio station unknowingly switched to the nursery rhyme channel.But this clear nursery rhyme sounds strange no matter how it is played on this occasion.

Finally, the head of the Witwicky family broke out!As an adult, Ron Witwicky, who guessed that "docking" in these alien populations is probably equivalent to "getting in bed", doesn't care about the difference in force between himself and these giant metal aliens, and he doesn't care. The identity of this red and blue intersecting robot in front of him is so dignified. He stepped forward and roared angrily: "...I will never allow a girl to live in my house—whether she is my daughter or not, but as long as she Living in my house, as long as I am her guardian, I will never allow her to associate with an alien!! Never!!"

Ron stared wide-eyed, if Sam and Judy hadn't tried their best to stop him, maybe he would have rushed to beat Optimus Prime.

Optimus Prime, who is in the center of the chaos, has reached the peak of his inner core, but even so, as a Prime, it is necessary not to be surprised.His tone was still calm and calm, which temporarily stabilized the chaotic scene: "Please calm down, Mr. Witwicky, Tianhuo, please believe that I have no malice towards Ann, and I will never infringe on her personal rights. Freedom is every intelligence. The rights of creatures, as the leader of the Autobots, I assure you in the name of Optimus Prime that I will never let An Ning's right to freedom of choice be violated..."

Sometimes, talking too much is the biggest weakness of villains and decent people.

FALLEN, who appeared out of nowhere, kicked over Optimus Prime who was struggling to get up while defending, snatched the leadership module suspended in front of his chest, and disappeared after a burst of blue light.During the whole process, except for yelling "my leadership module" when grabbing the leadership module, there are no lines, and the actions are simply not sloppy!He is simply a villain at the textbook level!

"Oh, that's bad." Tianhuo only noticed the pyramid that was more than half destroyed at this time, "I told her to wait for me there."

"...Who?" Optimus Prime's usual calm tone sounded a little unbelievable.

Tianhuo, who was pressing the wound on his abdomen, looked in the direction of the pyramid and said without turning his head: "An Ning or Anne Witwicky, whatever her name is, that little human girl, I told her to wait for me there. I thought... …I just thought it would be a little safer there."

"Wait, wait! Didn't you mean that Anne Witwicky, my sister, is now under that pyramid?!" Sam's reaction was much stronger than Optimus Prime's.

"If she runs fast." Tianhuo, who felt wronged, hummed.

"...Brother," the silent Jazz took a few steps forward, "I am the fastest, please let me go there and bring that girl to a safe place."

"Fastest? Are you sure?" Heng Pao shrugged, "I remember the last car race as if I won it."

"My God, can you be serious??!! My sister was trampled to death by Decepticons in minutes!!" Sam was going crazy.

"I was serious just now..." Heng Pao hummed softly.

"Prime." Tianhuo, who finally retracted his gaze, focused his gaze on Optimus Prime, who was hit hard again and lost his leadership module, "Are you sure you didn't..."

Optimus Prime, who knew what the other party didn't say, affirmed without hesitation: "I have not, and I will never force any living body and me...to do things against my own will." After all, Optimus Prime was embarrassed. Say that word.

Satisfied with this answer, Tianhuo let out a hoarse laugh: "Then will you protect her?"

"..." Optimus Prime leaned back in surprise, apparently shocked by the fact that this question came from Tianhuo's mouth.At the same time, I feel that this scene is a bit familiar.

"Don't, don't look at me like that." Tianhuo waved his hand, "That guy, Anne Witwicky, is quite interesting. Haha, I have lived for so long, and this is the first time someone wants me to be her 'partner' What! Although it is a carbon-based life form. But so what! I just like Tianhuo! So..."

"Will you protect her, Mr. SUN?" Tianhuo narrowed his blood-red optical lens.

Realizing that the other party was referring to him, Optimus Prime was a little puzzled but still agreed: "Of course. I will do my best to protect her."

"Hahahaha, that's right! As expected of Prime!" Tianhuo laughed and said, the wound on his abdomen was violently shaken and a few parts covered with energy fluid fell from it, "I've been a Decepticon for so long, Maybe it's the first time... no, maybe the second time it's done a good job! Take my parts, and...then..."

Oh, I started too early.

Tianhuo looked at the tinder on his palm, and the blue light emitted was so gentle, as if...

Just like the eyes of that human named An Ning.

He should have thought of it from the very beginning, the "op" in her mouth is so perfect and dazzling, no matter how many times she is defeated, she will stand up, just like the sun that always rises.Such a TF, except for Prime, don't think about it.

The stars and the moon don't emit light, they can be seen by reflecting light from the star - in this case the sun.

Tianhuo's CPU was running at high speed, chaotically and illogically placing various analyzes or information in front of his eyes.The remaining energy after taking out the fire seed can only make it continue to run for another 5 to 6 seconds at most, and then... it can no longer run with the will of "Skyfire".

In the end, Tianhuo suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to call that human girl—An Ning's name in person.

—Damn, I was too early to start!

The author has something to say:

Hmm... Some readers once asked someone to recommend a few TF fanfiction (because they update too slowly _(:з"∠)_), but since their favorites list has not been updated for several years, most of the favorites are similar to It's the same as the end or the pit, there is really nothing to show, so I re-scanned the current TF fans.How to put it... It's also a personal taste. I actually don't like Zongzhao very much. I feel that Transformers and Iron Man Thor America's force values ​​​​are not the same... In terms of style of painting (even if the official comics of "Avengers and Transformers" have been published I also feel that I can’t get used to it), so I directly put a part of the article on PLAY, and then recommend some of my favorite TF fans who are being updated to the readers.

Ah, by the way, because of personal taste, I usually only read BG texts, so I don’t have BL recommendations. I’m really sorry ＿(:з」∠)＿

"Transformers Fan Totem"

The heroine is so soft!The soft girl is so cute!Girl Ticket Sonic and Ironhide!And the sound wave is still the faceless wave of TFP (Proof of the Leader), so excited! !Although some plots are a bit jumpy, the cuteness of the writing style and language can completely make up for this, especially for the CPTFP sound wave!

"[Transformers] The world's number one medical officer"

Strong push! ! !Fuck, I finally saw a TF fan with TFP as the background, and the author's writing style is so cute that people are rolling all over the floor! The CPTFP ambulance is different from the movie version of the ambulance. The TFP version of the ambulance is the legendary integrity of the body!While saying, "It's too bad that TF, who is not a scientist, helps you do these science homework. Your homework is too boring. I hate going away." While helping the three children with their scientific handwork, I couldn't help it I asked if the children at the base after school got an A in their homework, but because the Cybertronians were too skilled, the homework of the three children did not meet the standard, especially the homework of a volcano model. When the volcano erupted, it was directly sent to the school A hole was blasted. (In this way, I also miss him _(:з"∠)_)

Fanwai is being demolished, and Fanwai 3 seems to be brewing. The interaction between the author and the readers may be a mirror image demolition!

Mirror image! ! !

Mirror image ah ah ah! !

That pillar is so black that it explodes, Mr. Wei is pure and pure, Xiao Baihua, Sonic is chattering, and Xiaohong is as upright as the mirror image of the highway! ! !

I can't do it＿(:з"∠)＿

By the way, let's talk about "Transformers: Proof of the Leader".

As a 3D animation, it was really difficult for me to accept this style of painting when I first watched it.But as long as you stand up to the pressure and watch one episode, you will be deeply attracted by it _(:з"∠)_

Different from real-life movies that cost a lot of money for each frame, as a TV series, TFP has enough time to describe the friendship and interaction between TF and human beings. It couldn't be higher.And the jokes are high-end. For example, when Jack was doing his science class homework-a motorcycle model, he asked Alcie (simulation is also a motorcycle) for help, and at the same time complained about why the other party, as an Autobot, couldn't just turn into a motorcycle exhaust Come on, and Arcie's reply to this is "You are human, why can't you create a small intestine?"

The elder brother's voice is still Pete Gallon, still gentle (rolling all over the floor).Mr. Wei's evil charm and high IQ are also deeply reflected!second season

In the first episode, Brother Zhu lost his memory and turned back to the librarian Olean, and was tricked by Mr. Wei to decrypt the encrypted files of the Autobots. Mr. Wei's peace-loving speech almost stunned the friends in front of the screen!Starscream has finally regained her beauty, but it's a pity... I don't want to spoil the spoiler, the judges will know after reading it, I really want to rush over and take this playful guy home! QAQ! !

The cuteness of Bumblebee’s inability to speak seems to have been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so he still can’t speak in this one _(:з」∠)_ He even lost the ability to speak on the radio, and can only use various electronic sounds to express himself (But it seems that all TF can understand?)

Sonic has no face, or the face is a display screen that can display various things. For me, a "people who can't see the face are super mysterious, handsome and high-end" star, it really blows my cuteness!The mouthless attribute is also cute!In short, it is cute!

Ah, yes, there is a red medical officer named "Knockdown" in TFP's Decepticons, super evil and mischievous, I love him to death~(≧▽≦)/~

So the cute point of TF is the difference between the machine and the height! !Unofficial anthropomorphism has completely lost the cuteness of TF for me, so the cliff will not appear in this article! !

Talking about so many topics about TFP is actually because I have been so cute recently that I want to cheat female votes on it_(:з"∠)_

For the general situation of the Decepticons in the mirror version, please refer to this:

Speaking of which, does anyone know where the mirrored version of TF comics can be seen or where the physical book can be bought? Yes, it’s just sporadic people who have seen a few pictures that actually don’t know much about this setting (* /ω＼*)