what am i wiping this

When a ray of dawn appeared in the distant sky, Tianhuo woke up An Ning who was curled up in her driver's seat, and before she could fully open her eyes, she transformed into a shape and threw the other party on the ground beside her.

This time, An Ning was completely awake!It took her a few seconds to recall the unfamiliar TF in front of her and why she woke up in this strange environment.But even Tianhuo couldn't wait for these few seconds, he pointed to the distance excitedly - it seemed that if he was not afraid that he would not be able to control the strength, this guy would directly turn An Ning's neck: "Look! - not at me! Yes Over there! Over there!!"

Seeing that the other party could hardly wait to turn her gaze away, An Ning hurriedly turned her head to look in the direction the other party was pointing——

It was a magnificent sunrise beyond her imagination.

An Ning's lips trembled and wanted to say something, but nothing came out.There seemed to be something in her heart that echoed this scene. The very nostalgic and sad feelings were intertwined with the shock brought by the beautiful scenery in front of her, which made An Ning inexplicably want to cry.

"I'm sorry..." The sentence that An Ning blurted out made Haha laughed and said, "Look, the sun is rising again." Tianhuo, who was as happy as a child, was stunned for a moment.He ran the CPU to the limit and didn't think of the reason why An Ning wanted to apologize at this time.

He carefully scanned An Ning's facial expression. Human facial armor is different from theirs, no matter in size, design or material.Tianhuo, who was not familiar with these species or did not plan to be familiar with them, had to undergo analysis to understand the emotions represented by the subtle changes on their already small faces.

"Are you sad?" Tianhuo, who came to the conclusion, seemed a little at a loss, "But, but...for what? I don't understand!" He looked at the rising sun in the distance, and then at the small Human carbon-based, "You... don't you think this is beautiful? I thought your aesthetic system was similar to ours... Well, it seems I was mistaken. You guys..."

"No, no, no! Of course I think it's beautiful! It's so beautiful that I don't know what to say!" An Ning quickly explained.

"But your facial expression scan results show that your current emotional state is 'sad', well, there may be something else, but I'm too lazy to analyze." Tianhuo said, "You're lying."

Sometimes An Ning really doesn't like TF's powerful analysis ability.

"I really think it's very beautiful." An Ning sighed and scratched her hair, "But... I don't know how to say it, maybe it's 'extreme joy begets sorrow'?"

"Hmm..." Skyfire also scratched the head armor, "I'm not sure I can understand the meaning of this earth saying. You carbon-based creatures always have many branches in understanding language—especially sayings. , I mean, of course I understand the saying: 'In the height of happiness, sad things happen,' but I don't detect anything sad happening."

"...Sorry, it seems that I used the wrong slang, or maybe I didn't fully understand the meaning of these slang." An Ning sighed again, "I don't understand why I feel sad, but I just... feel Sad. Sorry to bother you."

"I don't bother, I spend CPU." Tianhuo's serious science popularization was regarded as a joke by An Ning.But looking at An Ning, who was laughing into a ball, he was not going to stop him, but after a brief analysis, he asked, "You are sad, is it because the TF standing here is different from what you are used to in the past?"

After struggling for a while, An Ning reluctantly admitted her low IQ: "I... don't quite understand what you mean."

Tianhuo, who was rarely serious but lost the chain because of the other party's language comprehension ability, didn't answer An Ning's question, but just grabbed her and transformed into a blackbird reconnaissance plane, and flew away from the cave hiding on the cliff at high speed.

...then flew back and threw An Ning off the fuselage, and waited impatiently for her to pick up her breakfast before transforming again and taking her away.

"So, where do we go now?"

"...you will know." Tianhuo's tone dropped a lot, and it sounded older than all the TFs An Ning knew, even the Decepticon who claimed to be called "FALLEN", "You will know."

The Blackbird reconnaissance plane accelerated again, and the condensed water vapor from the engine condensed into a white cloud behind it.

Then this future tense lasts from early morning to noon when the sun is high.Every time An Ning couldn't help asking, she would be defeated by the other party's lonely "you will know".

...Because the tone and volume are the same every time, and it is so appropriate to show the sadness of the old man, and he can't say anything except this sentence, after several times, An Ning even wondered if the other party was flying Flying and falling asleep, I only automatically replied with a pre-recorded "You will know" when I asked questions about the destination.

This can't work, I'm too idle... Painful An Ning said in his heart, he must think of a good topic, a topic that both of them are interested in, a good topic that he won't be able to fool with "you will know".

So she asked, "Skyfire, what do you think...how can the Autobots and Decepticons stop fighting?"

"...Damn it!! You are so cruel!" Tianhuo couldn't help expressing emotion from the inner core. This question can't be fooled by "you will know", but... Will you stay here and be dubbed a 'traitor' to be flanked by Decepticons and bad-eyed Autobots?"

"Just ask me that. I won't laugh at you no matter how stupid you are or how to make people think that your CPU is either born or broken!"

"...Believe it or not, I'll break your CPU right now." Having said that, Tianhuo still expressed his personal opinion, "Unless one side of this war surrenders or all die, otherwise ...No, there may be another way."

"What, what?"

"If one is stronger than both parties, and it is overwhelmingly powerful..."

And this topic was interrupted by the bright color of Optimus Prime dropped from the air in the distance.

"!! Skyfire!! I seem to see..."

"Wow! I finally found it!!"

An Ning closed his mouth because of the sudden sharp turn, while Tianhuo let out an evil laugh that was even more villainous than the villain, and neatly performed several consecutive 360° spins after this sharp turn, avoiding the tyrant behind the machine Hu shot one after another, while molesting loudly: "Hahahaha, come and lick your senior's oil pipe! Little Huzi!"

I don't know if this rascally remark angered and affected the Decepticon Tianhuo, but it is true that An Ning, who was sitting on him, was scared to tears... Well, it may also be because the free fall and rapid rotation and climbing stimulated the fragile carbon A certain physiological organ of the base.

Really annoyed by the other party's cries, Tianhuo could only give up his plan of molesting this former colleague in order to show his youthful strength in front of this human child, and solved the other party directly, and An Ning couldn't help rushing to The nausea in the throat threw the opponent out one second before.

"Your carbon base is really useless." Looking at An Ning, who was lying on the ground and vomited faintly, Tianhuo commented by jumping up and down shaking the biscuit residue in the gap of the mecha.

As a human being, An Ning felt that it was necessary to maintain human dignity: "No! Only I am like this! Colonel Lannos and Epps will not get airsick!"

"Hum." Skyfire shrugged noncommittally, shook out a small pile of biscuit crumbs, and took out a bottle of mineral water that was slightly deformed from the crack - at this moment, a small piece of armor made a "click" and returned to its original form. Where it should be, "Want carbon-based lube?"

An Ning, who was stunned by the new high-end appellation of water, unceremoniously accepted the considerate care from Tianhuo, and then Tianhuo, who was on crutches, said: "Okay boy, turn your audio receiver to the highest receiving frequency , and then listen to me clearly! You run to that pyramid right now, that one!" Afraid that the other party ran to the wrong pyramid, Tianhuo pointed his finger in the direction, "I just saw your op is over there! "

"But, but..."

"What? Don't you believe my Tianhuo's optical lens and image information analysis ability?!"

"That's not the case..."

"Then do it for me!"

An Ning, who was taken aback by the other party's fierceness, finally asked her question: "What about you?"

"Me? Ha! I have a date with those little tigers!"

"Tianhuo, your girlfriend is still with the Decepticons!" An Ning was deeply shocked!

"When did I have a girlfriend!" Tianhuo, who had inexplicably ended his single career, was also shocked!

"Then why did you say you had a date with a Decepticon!"

"Don't you think it's cool to say that?! Slag, I thought my memory system was so bad that I couldn't remember having a 'partner'!!...Damn it, I still have a moment to look forward to it ..."

Looking at Tianhuo, who seemed to be very depressed, An Ning suddenly thought of some soldiers in the base who were particularly attentive to him: "You...haven't had a girlfriend?"

"……none of your business!"

Tianhuo suddenly transformed and took off, stirring up a large pile of sand and choking An Ning, and then reversed the car at the speed of light because of An Ning's cry, and asked in disguise: "What did you just say?!"

"Ahem! I, I said," An Ning desperately coughed out the sand that choked into her mouth, "If you want a girlfriend, can I be your girlfriend?"

"..."

"How? I'll be your girlfriend?"

"...You, how do you want to be my girlfriend?" Tianhuo looked at the human carbon base who was not as tall as a finger, and managed to choke out a sentence, "And I thought you liked Op."

An Ning's eyes were full of question marks: "?? I don't like Op, I just love him. Girlfriend... Is that how it is? We can go to a place where there are few people, such as a forest park or something, for a date, and then I will kiss you You kiss me again, and then..."

"...how are you going to connect with me?"

This word that made most of the Autobots in the base lose their composure awakened An Ning's dusty memories: "Oh! Docking! Opp said he would dock with me when I grow up!! I forgot!"

Fuck, can it really be done? !Tianhuo hastily scanned An Ning's body size, and then cursed angrily: "Aopu, the slag-smelling tire, dare to fool you like this... How many cycles have you been down the assembly line?...Damn it, why don't you even know the 'cycle'? !Then how many years have you been born according to the date of this planet? 12 years?! It’s too damn scumbag for Opus to attack a young body that has only been on the assembly line for [-] stellar years!! You wait here! Ah, no! Hurry up and go to that pyramid! I have a date with your OP!"

"Huh, huh?! Tianhuo, do you like Op?!"

"Your hatchling, get out of your way!"

An Ning was sprayed with sand again.

The author has something to say:

Because the exhaustion of the self-driving tour exceeded my expectations, I couldn’t finish it in time_(:з"∠)_ I am very grateful to Sham Shui Zhong for the column picture that is so cool that I have no friends! !This is it↓↓↓

Great, with this 囧 God, my work income will definitely reach the handsome 666 of the second grade~(≧▽≦)/~

Since I filled the TF pit, I finally changed to 4 three times without any problems. How do you feel...

It seems that the crotch cloth is popular this year?

Whether it is Brother Thor Hammer or Brother Changing 4 Pillars, there is an extra crotch cloth than the previous one!Don't say that people are wretched, but pay attention to details, okay?In the eyes of star-stars, no creature's waist decoration can escape the eye of the eye!

Plot... Ambulance, you died so badly! !Front sight Why is your windbreaker so elegant? Where did it go after turning into a car? Have you ever thought about this? ? ! !Drift When you called Zhuge "teacher", did you consider Zhuge who didn't know if he knew Japanese? ? ! ! BBB, what about your IQ, you get irritated so easily, do you want to be so cute? ? ! !Little Zhuge, why are you the only one who survived the roller? ? ! !FBI agent whose name is temporarily forgotten, your windbreaker looks like Neo! !By the way, you look exactly like Agent Simmons from the first three movies, did you make it? ? ! !The male protagonist, good dad, will be proud of you if you don't explain the teddy bear! !

In the end, I think the plot of the male protagonist Xiu Zhu can be lengthened a bit, with more human-computer interaction.The heroine has inherited the spirit of 3 that "it has basically no effect except to attract the hero to save her at risk". Director, do you dare to recall the heroic figure of Mikala in 1 and 2? !Just breaking a handbrake and even a chain is nothing! (╯‵*′)╯︵┻━┻When the heroine was closest to Brother Zhu, she hid in the car that Brother Zhu was leaning against. I thought she would drive into the confinement or push Brother Zhu up Well...

PS: The Japanese elements in this film are not only the robot drifting in the Japanese style, but also the tentacle PLAY.I think the heroine should thank the old man for being so prescient to bring her a pair of trousers. (This foreshadowing has been buried for a long time)

I finally figured out how to use Weibo, this little goblin god here shamelessly begging everyone who plays Weibo to leave a name, even if everyone has little fame and fortune, it would be a happy thing to add a little transparent powder! (It took a month to understand that if you don't follow people on the homepage, you won't have all kinds of interesting news. People will cry stupidly) Weibo address: Why do they call me a pit god_囧God