what am i wiping this

As Bumblebee, who was shot while lying down and was originally staying in the garage to rest and upgrade, the only word "entangled" can describe his feelings at this time.

Although his task is to protect tranquility, the current situation makes Bumblebee, who has watched more adult romance movies, very puzzled-is this flirting or sexual harassment?

Therefore, in line with the principle of asking if you don't understand, Bumblebee packed, compressed and encrypted what he saw and heard, and sent it to the Autobot headquarters at the nest base through the very convenient Internet, asking what he should do at this time.

The efficiency of the Autobots is extremely high. After a while, Bumblebee received three text messages from three very qualified Autobots:

Josephine of his slag gave me a shot at him! ! ! ——From Iron Sheet

This is a good sign, please help Josephine resolve the conflict between them. ——From Optimus Prime

Wait and see. ——From Ambulance

In an instant, Bumblebee became more entangled.

The three Autobots all made sense, and he couldn't afford to offend the three Autobots. The three Autobots had different suggestions, and Bumblebee was deeply depressed.After analysis, the Hornet decided to compromise - wait and see.

On the other hand, Josephine tried her best to let go of An Ning's hand, panting heavily, waiting for the dizziness brought by the pain to disappear.During this time, An Ning's attention was always on Josephine's watch.

"...What's wrong with this watch?" Josephine decided to turn defense into offense after recovering, although he was very clear about the reason why An Ning paid so much attention to this watch.

"This watch..." An Ning, who had an inexplicable liking for this watch, thought about it for a while, but couldn't think of the reason why he liked this watch, so he said awkwardly, "This watch is very beautiful."

"Thank you for the compliment." Josephine followed her common sense, imitating the gentlemen of An Ning's era, and bowed to An Ning, but An Ning just happened to hit her squarely with a wooden block.

This time before Josephine said anything, Bumblebee spoke. Of course, he still used excerpts from family dramas according to his preference: "Shusha...that's really rude, Sally, please apologize!"

Josephine, who had been staring at An Ning's face, noticed that her expression suddenly became very... ahem.On the above, thoughts and sadness are flying together, unwillingness and grievance are the same, it is really wonderful, Josephine feels that she can only use the word "tangled" to describe her.

"But, but, Josephine is too much!" An Ning suddenly became flustered, and hurriedly explained, "First, I want to sink Jazz into the sea!"

That's the command above.said Josephine.

"Shusha... That is clearly the fault of the boss!" Bumblebee Huichang was very understanding.

"He, he took him out of the base while he was asleep!"

That is your initiative.said Josephine.

"Shusha...he has his own difficulties, you have to be considerate of him...this must have been approved by my superior."

"But, but... he, he still..."

The two comrades who were temporarily unified on the front line noticed at the same time that An Ning's face suddenly turned red, and at the same time, his hands were disturbing the corners of his clothes. Suddenly, the two brothers, who were born in different species, had different components and had different elements, thought about it at the same time.

Could it be that I did something impure to her when I wasn't paying attention?thought Josephine.

Could it be that he did something impure to her when I wasn't paying attention?Bumblebee thought.

"What did I/he do?!"

An Ning, who was startled by the volume of one person and one car, flinched, and blushed even more: "He, he..."

"He, he..." An Ning closed his eyes and shouted, "He actually took off his clothes!! It's too much, it's too much!! Even Mr. Wang Qingye has never done this before!! It's too much to do like this ,me……"

Josephine's face turned black in an instant, Bumblebee crashed in an instant, and An Ning blushed in an instant.

At this moment, there are ten thousand grass mud horses roaring "Fake" and galloping past in their hearts.

Josephine, who was the most psychologically mature, immediately came back to her senses: "Uh, I think there must be some misunderstanding between us..."

Tsitsika! !

Looking at the orange heat cannon in front of her, Josephine wisely closed her mouth.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Oh, calm down." Josephine put her hands in front of her body and made a comforting gesture, "You too, if the Autobots hurt humans...you know the consequences, right?"

Hearing this, An Ning rushed out from behind Bumblebee and stood in front of him with a nervous expression on his face.

"Don't look like I'm going to eat your Autobot, Miss Ann. I'm just joking." Josephine shrugged and smiled helplessly, "Also, what I really want to say is... help you change It wasn't me who wore the clothes, it was the crew on board—of course, the women!"

Since Ann didn't know Ning's existence, Josephine could only make up an explanation, and then changed the topic before An Ning made another question: "But, I took you away without asking your wishes, it was indeed mine. wrong."

- Strange.

In fact, you took the initiative.

Thinking of the scene that night, Josephine smiled slightly, then took out a delicate small bag from her pocket, and handed it to An Ning: "This is a cookie I made with the leftover ingredients, I hope you can accept it Next—I don't expect you to forgive me because of this, it's just... to express my apology."

As the saying goes, you don't get paid for nothing.The reason why Colonel Lannos’s sugar-coated bullets are ineffective is because his willingness to say “If you eat sugar, you will become my daughter” is too obvious, and without leaving any way out, he directly said, “If you eat sugar, you must be obedient.” Obedient", as for what to listen to... He was scared away before he could say An Ning.

Therefore, it is Josephine's most successful strategy to properly leave the opponent with a way out.In addition, An Ning now believes that Josephine made a mistake first, so the sugar-coated cannonball strategy succeeded.

The corners of Josephine's mouth curled up uncontrollably.Once there was a second, and under Josephine's onslaught of dessert biscuit trinkets day after day, day after day, finally, one night three months later, when Josephine When I figured it out, made glutinous rice and handed it to the bumblebee, lowering my head and stirring the tranquility of the corner of my clothes——

"Thank you, but enough is enough. I forgive you, Mr. Josephine." An Ning pushed Josephine's hand back, "You also... did this because of the instructions from above? I... that ...I'm sorry... I have been receiving so many gifts from you."

Again, Josephine laughed.

He stuffed the glutinous rice into An Ning's hands, and ran down An Ning's hair with his free hand: "No, what I want is not as simple as 'forgive you'. I hope to be your friend."

"Well, well. Monsieur Josephine is already my friend..."

"But... it's not a simple friend. What I hope to become is a very, very close friend who is like a family."

This time, An Ning's answer was not so fast.

Josephine didn't rush, but said lightly: "I submitted an application for you to return to the nest base."

"——!!!"

Looking at the surprised face of An Ning, Josephine spread her arms: "So, we are close friends?"

"Hmm! Super-close friend!" An Ning rushed over, hugged Josephine happily, and Bumblebee also played "Auld Lang Syne" at the right time, an old man who fits Josephine's age. Song.

But soon, he couldn't let it go.

Because, Josephine gently lifted An Ning's chin, and then kissed her very smoothly.

In an instant, the Hornet turned off.