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After finally getting An Ning to sit in the driver's seat, before Tie Pi had time to catch his breath, he felt An Ning hugging the back of the seat, and kept rubbing his cheeks: "Wow, Al misses you so much, misses you so much, misses you so much !"

"You, you idiot!! Sit down for me!!"

In an instant, the seat belt buckled from the upper right, fixing An Ning on the seat in the correct posture.But the good times didn't last long. In less than three seconds, An Ning found a new way to play.

I saw her holding the seat belt on her chest with both hands, turning to the left a few times, so that the seat belt was wrapped around her body, and then turned a few times to the right, so that the seat belt was wrapped around herself again.

"Stupid, idiot!! If I tell you to sit down, sit down for me!!"

A rough voice sounded from the car stereo, and the seat belt quickly retracted the part wrapped around An Ning's body like a spinning top, allowing An Ning to sit obediently on the seat again.

Finally, it was time to calm down. The iron sheet of this idea was just formed, and it was decisively deleted in the next moment.

"Wow woo woo woo woo, Al, I miss you so much, miss you so much, miss you so much~"

An Ning almost put her entire upper body on the iron-skin steering wheel. Her well-developed chest firmly pressed against the lower part of the large steering wheel of the off-road vehicle. The different touch from other parts constantly reminded the significance of this part of the iron sheet to human beings. ——Whether it’s physical or psychological.

Thus, the role of the seat belt was once again reflected.

"Sorry, I don't want to interrupt you. But I personally think that maybe it's better to go to the lair base quickly, meet the other Autobots and catch up on the past. What do you think, Annie?"

A moment of silence.

Just pulled back by the seat belt, An Ning, whose back was pressed against the back of the seat, stared blankly at Josephine who was sitting in the passenger seat with a calm smile on her face. expression.

"...You slag, when did you come up?!"

Josephine, who was ignored, smiled lightly, unfathomable.God knows he got in just when his beloved woman was flirting with a car.

"Get out!!" The door of the passenger seat opened suddenly, and even the seat had a tendency to tilt, as if the other party would turn the seat over if he didn't want to get out.

"Mr. Ironhide, I think you need to improve human manners. You crashed my car, don't you think you should be responsible for bringing me and Annie to the port?" A thousand grass-mud horses roared past.

"Ai, Ai Er, bring Mr. Josephine with you. He is a good man." An Ning poked the iron steering wheel hesitantly.

"#￥%%#%&(()&￥￥%#@………Damn!!" After a sound like a mechanical collision, the iron sheet finally said something in English and closed the door with the same force, and started Stopped the engine and rushed out.

Inside the iron core is his abacus.

He decided to express his protest in silence during the journey from the school to the port.

But soon, he failed.

"...Pretend you are driving a car, brat!!" Iron Pi, who tried to use his seat belt to pull An Ning, who was lying on his steering wheel, back to his seat, realized that he had underestimated the other party's determination to lie on the steering wheel, "You look like Are you driving??!!"

"But, but I miss Al so much." An Ning's tone of holding the steering wheel was quite coquettish, which made Tiepi don't know what language program to use to respond.

After switching from Spanish to Icelandic and then to Austro-Hungnu, I finally returned to English: "Tut, tsk!! Carbon is the trouble!!"

In the next second, Ironhide made optical mimicry with Morpheus, who was selected from a carbon-based movie and thought it fit his image, and covered An Ning's body in a driving posture, so that other people would not be overwhelmed by it. I was so suspicious that I was stopped by the traffic police and asked for a driver's license.

An Ning looked at the optical mimicry around her with novelty, still holding the steering wheel, and said, "In this case, it feels like being inside Al's body."

The tires of the black off-road vehicle slid suddenly, and changed lanes left and right, causing the horns of the vehicles behind to sound: "You, you idiot!! You are already in my body now!!"

At the same time, the expression on Josephine's face looking out of the window with her head propped up was so gloomy that the baby in the other car was scared to cry.

"Speaking of which, Al's feeling is different from Bobo's." After reuniting with Ironhide, An Ning didn't pay much attention to Josephine's abnormality, and Ironhide didn't care much about the two attempts to internalize the Autobots. Carbon base for splitting activity.

"Why? I'm used to the Camaro sports car and can't get used to the GMC off-road vehicle?" Iron Skin's voice was still vicious, a bit like a roadside gangster.

"No, um, how should I put it, it feels a little different." An Ning held the steering wheel and thought for a while, and then suddenly realized, "By the way, Bobo always drives very fast! Sam seems to like it very much (others will Praise him for his skills), Mikaela will laugh excitedly (dodged a van thank God), but I think..."

Before An Ning finished speaking, she was dragged back to her seat by the seat belt—on the one hand, it was because An Ning had let down her vigilance, and on the other hand, it was because Tie Pi had made up her mind this time.

"Sit tight for me, brat! Let me show you what a power faction is!!"

The sudden increase in speed made the handsome posture of Josephine, who was pretending to be deep, fail. As soon as he looked out of the window, he found a huge transport vehicle rushing towards him.He subconsciously wanted to open the door and jump out of the car. If the iron sheet hadn't already locked the car door, Josephine probably would have succeeded.

Kankan dodged the iron sheet of the transport vehicle, and let out a laugh that sounded sunny in An Ning, but sinister and cunning in Josephine's ears: "Is that how you got scared? More exciting things are yet to come!"

Then, all the way hurricane drift all kinds of speeding and various violations.To show off my climbing ability, I took a trip to the Panshan Highway, which resulted in twice the original distance, but half the time.

When they arrived at the port, Tin Pi opened the door of the car and let the two fragile carbon-based people get out of the car. One of the two carbon-based people smiled forcefully and praised their skills, and the other just wanted to criticize him, but was choked back by the former's praise. , complexion worse.

Fuck you and me.Ironhide thought happily, and drove straight into the lower cabin for the car.

After going through a lot of twists and turns, the two-person team finally arrived at the door of the garage where the Autobots were parked at the nest base, and they all let out a sigh of relief.

Iron Skin changed back to its original form after a burst of rattling and rattling, with a serious face.

Seeing this, Josephine was not to be outdone, Shun Shun's hair straightened her collar, as if meeting the leader.

Seeing that the two of them were so serious, An Ning became serious herself, but she was wearing a round-neck dress with no collar, and her hair was smoothed by Josephine on the boat. He patted the skirt that wasn't dirty at all, straightened the collar that didn't exist at all, smoothed his hair, and thought that he had won this war that had no smoke and no meaning.

There is actually a reason why Ironhide is so serious.

After a month of closed cramming, Jazz (thinks) he can perfectly play the Jazz who suffered from amnesia, so under the sway of the second team who is eager for racing, the simple elder brother approves the other party's application for racing. Yes, the Jazz will have their first face-to-face contact with An Ning today after amnesia.

Ironhide was a little worried anyway.

So when he found that there was no shadow of Jazz in the garage, he let out a sigh of relief again.

But soon, he was troubled by the question that An Ning would see Jazz sooner or later.

"Ai, Al."

"What?" Tiepi heard the words and turned around, and saw the scene where the Autobots, one big and one small, who hadn't seen their creator for a long time, threw An Ning to the ground, "What are you doing, you two slags!!"

"That's right, that's right!!" The brakes and fenders nodded in agreement, "How dare you do something so hot and hot in broad daylight...I mean something that violates the rules, it's too inconsistent with us Autobots Rules!"

Holding An Ning's back collar to rescue him from the siege, he reprimanded the gunstock second crew regardless of time and place, put An Ning in his palm, and just wanted to continue thinking about the problem that he couldn't think of a solution to before. , I feel that there is a substance much softer than metal pasted on my own amplification equipment.

Almost by reflex, Ironhide froze.

Before he crashed, the only memory file in the CPU that was saved instantly contained only one word—a word that had the same pronunciation as a Chinese cosmetics company.

"Wow," Heng Pao elbowed the TF next to him, "Go and call an ambulance, that old Tin Skin is dead."

The other party slapped Hengpao's elbow away, and said calmly, "Stop calling, I am an ambulance."

"..."

"An Ning is still standing on Iron Sheet's hand. I can only hope that his balance system can support it for a while..." Seeing that Iron Sheet was beginning to topple over, the ambulance immediately changed its words, "Okay, we can only act as soon as possible. I Go and catch the iron sheet, and you go and get the peace."

"Damn! I don't want to touch these carbon-based creatures! Especially the female ones! Why didn't I pick up the iron sheet?!"

"The iron sheet has a net weight of [-] tons. Considering the static friction between the floor and your tires, I think you may not be able to complete this task perfectly. By the way, judging from the fact that you didn't notice me just now, you Maybe there is something wrong with your facial recognition program, do you want me to overhaul the program for you?"

"...I'm going to get the carbon base."

The ambulance nodded in satisfaction. He knew that even if he lost (huh) the patient waiting to be examined by Hengpao, there was still a more troublesome patient waiting for him, Ironhide.

Today, he was too busy with his slag.

The author has something to say:

I personally think that TFs don't know what their anthropomorphism is like, just like we don't know what our mechanization is like.even if

Alice in the second part, I personally think that it may also be replaced by the Decepticons after they found a suitable candidate and scanned the mimicry to kill people.So the setting here is that the optical mimicry of TFs is based on the human beings on the earth as a model, technology is power, you know.