what am i wiping this

"What are you going to do? Ah? What are you going to do?" Josephine pulled Lannos to a place far away from the garage, grabbed his collar, and grabbed the pizza in his hands that was used to bribe the great working people in China She raised a question, "Pizza? You actually sent her pizza in? Do you fucking understand what it means to be forced to surrender when you run out of ammunition and food? Ah? It really doesn't work, can't you use a hard force to break in directly? Don't Tell me that you soldiers have spent so much money supporting them, and now you can’t even open a deadbolt door!”

Well, this guy's mouth is really poisonous.Lannuosi felt the heat of the freshly baked pizza coming from the flat carton, reminding Lannuosi all the time that what he was holding was not a pizza, but a child's lunch! (Hello)

Therefore, he held back his temper and patiently educated Josephine, who was incomprehensible to people, especially children and women: "Hey, we can't be rough! Look, there is a little girl inside. No weapons, no aggressiveness, as adults, we should be high-profile, right? Even if you are not high-profile, "Lanos glanced at the iron sheet of the rotary cannon not far away, and lowered his voice, "I guess I have friendship with An Very good autobots probably won't... well, there are some things, it's better not to mention them. Don't you think so? My lord, haha!"

Josephine was not as interested as Lannuosi, and his unattractive face made Lannuosi stop laughing in embarrassment: "Uh, as for the pizza, I believe Mr. Josephine from UWM must have seen it. Japanese police detective movies, right? Before interrogating prisoners, the police often give them a bowl of pork chop rice. This kind of hometown food reminds them of their relatives, so they actively cooperate with the confession and forgive them. So..."

"Very well, I understand what the colonel means." Josephine let go of Lannos's collar, took a step back, straightened her clothes, and made a "please" gesture.Lannuo Si breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, and when he was about to go to the garage door to stuff An Ning's pizza in, Josephine said again, "Hey, wait for me!"

Lan Nuosi stopped in his tracks helplessly, suppressing his dissatisfaction and asked, "You... what else is there, Mr. Josephine?"

"Dach!" Josephine ignored Lannuosi's half-swearing words, stared at Lannuosi, and asked Daqi who was behind him, "Is pizza the hometown food of the Chinese?"

"No, sir!" Daqi quickly took out his Apple 4 Wikipedia, "Well, Wikipedia says that the Chinese people's hometown dish is 'Goubuli Baozi', sir!"

"What is 'baozi'?" Before finishing speaking, Josephine waved her hand violently, as if trying to drive away something, "Oh, this question is not important! The important thing is... Dach!"

"Yes, sir!"

"Where did pizza originate?"

"It's Italy, sir!"

"Very good!" Josephine took a step forward, pointing to the pizza in Lannos's hand and said, "Then, if you give a Chinese person the food from his hometown in Italy, what do you think other than making the other person's belly bulge? Is there any other effect?"

Lannuosi thought, isn’t it just a pizza? What are you doing with so many things: “Uh… look, it’s an international society now. Everyone talks about ‘global village’ and ‘global village’, isn’t it obvious that everyone From a hometown? Right?"

"That's right!" The "person" who responded to Lan Nuosi was beyond his expectation—it was Hengpao, who was fighting against the second group of Gunstock, who was eager to protect his mother. Zai and his insidious and cunning bullet hit the brake point of the left tire, and it slipped for a while, "Oh, damn!! Have you two slags made enough trouble?! I told you that if you join the Autobots, you must follow the rules. The rules of the Autobots are done, don't you two understand?!"

Optimus Prime, who really couldn't see it, made an application for assistance for the three sisters of Alcie, who were surrounded by a circle and didn't know what they were muttering.The other party shrugged exaggeratedly and made a sound of metal rubbing.Then the three machines spread out, two to deal with Tozai and one to deal with Gunzai.

"Uh, uh..." The black TF looked at the purple Alci, who was similar in structure to his own, and lowered his figure vigilantly.

The purple Alcie let the other party scan indifferently, and said in the tone of an old friend: "You know, I feel very happy that you are so vigilant against me. Because those stupid Decepticons always look down on me because of my body .but...I always shot them to the tinder when they ignored me."

Looking at the more vigilant Tozai, the red Alci laughed: "Okay, friend. Don't be so nervous about me, because..."

The sudden sound of metal colliding made Red Alcie rewrite the following words: "Now you know, friend."

After finishing speaking, she gave a thumbs up to the pink Alcibe who was standing behind Tozai who was forced to go offline due to the impact.

"What does that mean, ma'am?"

"I don't know, just now I saw Colonel Lannos making a gesture to An Ning. Maybe it means 'you are cute'."

"Oh sis, you always knew we hated being called 'cute'. You were made in the same mold as me, sis." (Note [-])

"...next time I'll just say 'well done' to you."

On the other side, the blue Alcie who singled out the gun boy was very quiet.

On the one hand, the gun boy feels that he should be like a cowboy in the west, shooting at something as an opportunity.On the other hand, Blue Alcie was thinking about whether to eat seafood pizza-flavored energy cubes, seafood pizza-flavored energy cubes or seafood pizza-flavored energy cubes today.

Finally, the impetuous gun boy couldn't bear his temper anymore. He yelled "Nisi Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Yai Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya Ya ya Ya Ya" as he looked at death and rushed towards the blue Arxi, and then...

It was covered inside by the extended barrel on the arm that Alcie removed in an instant.

The diameter of the gun barrel is relatively large, and it is made of metals that are common on Cybertron. It is not as light as those precious alloys, but at this moment, these disadvantages have become advantages-due to the large diameter, the gun cannot hold The wall of the barrel climbed out, and the heavy mass made it impossible for the gun to be pushed to the erect barrel, so it could only curse "Nisi Nixi" inside.

The three Arci sisters, who easily solved the trouble, all cast mocking glances at the cross cannon. Before the cross cannon went crazy, they walked to the door of the garage. They watched and ate pizza with Lano Si Josephine. An Ning, who pushed the box out of the door, has any follow-up actions.

The empty box is pushed out completely.Josephine and Dach took a few steps back to avoid hitting An Ning when she pushed the door open.

But one session passed, two sessions passed, and three sessions passed, and the iron gate showed no sign of being pushed open.Josephine gritted her teeth and grabbed Lannos by the collar: "You lied to me, Colonel! You said that the prisoner would open the door after eating pork chop rice!"

The colonel, who knew he was wrong, scratched his cheek and said that maybe the effect of the pizza was not that strong, and he needed to deliver it a few more times.

Josephine, who was about to explode, was stopped by a soft "Lanos 'hanged'".

Everyone shifted their gazes from Lannuosi and Josephine to the small half of An Ning's face exposed through the crack of the door below, and then Colonel Lannuosi, who reacted the fastest, responded blankly: "It's 'Colonel', It's 'Colonel,' my dear."

"Oh, Lan Nuosi 'hanged himself'." However, An Ning insisted that Qingshan would not relax, and the good-tempered Lan Nuosi could only take this unlucky suffix as a nickname, walked to the door, squatted down and said goodbye Ask the other person what's the matter.

"Here," An Ning handed out a small white flower made of napkin through the crack of the door, "Here you are."

"Wow~~~~!" Led by Epps, the American soldiers who followed behind let out a burst of ambiguous laughter.

"Lanos, you are so disrespectful! You have a wife and a child and you come to hook up with a Chinese girl!" Epps said righteously that in this free city in the United States, only monogamy can be practiced. You should be strict with yourself, be lenient towards others, and not value sex over friends, so you should immediately give the little white flower to yourself, lest Lannuo Si look at it in a distracted manner, and do something wrong to his wife and daughter.

In this regard, Lan Nuosi only replied with one word - "f**k", with a middle finger attached.

When he realized that An Ning was still looking at him, he immediately withdrew his middle finger and turned his head to try to restore his image, but found that An Ning's expression was probably smiling from the small half of his face exposed under the crack of the door.

"Then, I'll talk to you after the bad guys leave, woo. Lannos 'hanging' goodbye, goodbye Epps."

"Goodbye." Lannos and Epps said in unison to the crack of the door where nothing could be seen, and then stood there with wooden faces.

"My God, she didn't think I'm ungentlemanly when she gave me a gift." Lan Nuosi murmured while holding the little white flower.

"My mother, she still remembers my name when she smiles at me." Epps murmured looking at Lannos's little white flower.

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Note [-]: Since the female Cybertronians in various IDW comics are semi-finished products of failed experiments, they were originally male, so it is set here that they accept their own bodies (that is, they call each other "Sister X" and "Sister X" internally. ”), but still hate others to praise themselves with feminine compliments.