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After sorting out the situation at the scene, Josephine cleared her throat, stepped between Optimus Prime and An Ning, put on an official smile, and said to An Ning, who was obviously wary of herself: "I think, you are Ms. An from China, right? Nice to meet you, I'm Josephine from the National Security Bureau, it's an honor to meet you."

After speaking, Josephine bent down and stretched out her hand imitating the appearance of the British gentleman from the movies, waiting for An Ning to put her hand up like a lady of that era, and then kissed her hand.

But An Ning didn't give him face, but shrank back into the door more vigilantly.Josephine could hear the grinning laughter of the soldiers and the Autobots behind her.

"It seems that Miss An is still a bit restrained by the Chinese." Josephine withdrew her hand, straightened her collar, and then heard An Ning say in that vigilant and hesitant voice:

"The teacher said... other than the prince, it should be a woman who reaches out first..."

The scene was quiet for a second, and then burst into deafening laughter.Standing behind Josephine, Lan Nuosi mouthed "Goodjob" to An Ning, and worried that the other party hadn't learned the meaning of the phrase, so he exaggeratedly stretched out his thumbs and gestured at her. Finally, Josephine felt that something was wrong. The moment he turned around, he pretended nothing happened, looked up at the blue sky with his hands behind his back, and whistled.

"Ha ha."

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of An Ning's smiling face, and when Josephine turned around and stared at her, looking up at the blue sky with his hands behind his back, trying to whistle but couldn't, Lannuo suddenly felt that Josephine's grandson was here It also contributes a bit.

Josephine stared at An Ning silently for a while, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, calmed down, and said in a vengeful tone: "Okay, very good, very good, in terms of etiquette, you know better than me." That's a lot. But I probably know more than you do when it comes to dealing with alien remains."

Satisfied to see the other party's pale face instantly, Josephine stretched her hand back: "Dach!"

"Yes! Sir!" Dach quickly stepped forward and handed Josephine an A4 paper full of words that An Ning couldn't understand. "Well, well, well... Let's see, what does this say? "Final Disposal Plan for the Remains of Autobots Lost in the Battle of Los Angeles"? Ha! Interesting! Do you know what this is, Miss Ann ?”

An Ning blinked, looked away from the paper in Josephine's hand, and placed it on the silent Optimus Prime: "Opp, what are 'sacrifice' and 'disposition'?"

The third laugh had a chemical reaction on Josephine's face, and her face turned from white to red, and then from red to green, forming a black precipitate: "It seems that we overestimated Miss An's IQ, didn't we? Dutch?"

"Yes, sir!" This was Dach who knew very well what he should do at this time.

"Opp, what is 'IQ'?" This is An Ning who doesn't know what he should do at all.

Dutch immediately took out the backup copy of the "Resolution Plan" to replace the crumpled "Resolution Plan" that Josephine unconsciously grasped.

Josephine, who hadn’t had such a long non-official communication with a woman or a child for a long time, was in a very unstable state at this time. The conversation with An Ning not only strengthened his determination not to have children, but also confirmed his not wanting to get married. Determination: "Anyway, Miss An, please get out of the way! We are going to move that huge machine out of the garage!"

An Ning looked at Optimus Prime with pleading eyes, but the other party just shook his head slightly at him and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, Ann."

"...It's okay, woo." An Ning took a step back, completely entered the door, then pulled the garage door hard, and inserted the middle and lower latches, "I knew this person who didn't look like a good person would Threats to Opp, woo!"

Josephine, who was rated as "doesn't look like a good person", was determined to be single for the rest of her life after she pushed the door alone and summoned the spirit beast Dach and failed to push the door together.Then he looked at the soldiers who were so idle that they panicked and began to talk all over the place. He hesitated for a long time, and always felt that he was a bit embarrassed to ask the truth, so he could only use various methods to hint at the other party's own situation.

"Hey, I bet that kid... I mean Ann, must have been suffocated like this because he hasn't grown up in a century!"

"Hey, this door doesn't look very good, but it's actually quite difficult to open, Dutch?"

"Yes, sir!"

"Oh come on, Epps, what can you bet on? Cold dogs and hot ice cream?"

"I think... I think, someone should be able to open this door at this time, isn't it?"

"Yes, sir!"

"But even if she is Chinese, Ann's figure is quite American."

"Okay, soldiers, can you help..." Josephine, who had finally put on a face and asked the soldiers for help, was suppressed by laughter, and the repeated humiliation made Josephine explode Oh, "Daqi!!!"

"Yes, sir!"

"Call me! Connect with the deputy director of the National Security Agency!"

"Here, sir!"

"Oh hey hey!" Colonel Lannos hurriedly stepped forward and pressed Josephine's cell phone, "Leave it to me, can you? I'm the person in charge of the nest base, right? I have such a thing Experience, so leave it to me, I will handle it, leave it all to me, understand?"

Josephine stared at Lannuosi for three seconds: "Very good, Colonel."

"Hey, hello?" Lannos knocked on the iron door of the garage. He knew that An Ning was standing behind the door. From the gap under the door, he could see the heel of An Ning's small combat boots. "I know You're here, aren't you? Well, you know, you only ate breakfast, you must have consumed a lot of energy just now, even if we don't come to force you, you can't last long without eating. So... ..."

"Great!! Goodjob!!" Josephine whispered behind Lano Si, while giving two thumbs up.

Lannuosi looked back at Josephine, shrugged, and said, "So, I think you need something like pizza that can be stuffed under the door, don't you?"

There was no reply, and silence spread.In this silence, Josephine wanted to slap Lannus, and Lannus wanted to slap himself.In the past, I used candy to please An Ning, and it was always thought that the capitalist country was bombing her with sugar-coated cannonballs.I don't know what she would mistake for pizza this time.Fly her with an earth flying saucer?

"...Yean." There was an almost inaudible reply from inside the door and the "da da" sound of the front of the combat boots hitting the ground.

Lan Nuosi was stunned by this unexpected response for two or three seconds, and said blankly: "... Yean? What flavor do you want?"

"seafood."

"Add cheese?"

"Ah."

"Very good." Lannuosi nodded excitedly, and shouted to the back, "Hey——!! Ask the chef to prepare seafood pizza with cheese!! Hurry up!!"

"Hurry up!!" Josephine was stopped by Dach, unable to rush up and punch Lannuosi, she could only slam the copy of "Disposal Plan" in Lannuosi's face.

The author has something to say:

Recently, I read a Danmei article that is also a fan of Transformers, and I have a lot of feelings-this inexplicable sense of familiarity, this feeling of deja vu, this feeling of returning to Yan, I have to feel deeply.

I feel that excerpts are fine, but there are too many excerpts and the frequency of occurrence is too high, which may hinder the author's writing skills and cultivate his own readers.And more importantly...

Can you let go of the setting of the heroine of the slave family? ? ! !

The heroine of the slave family is the "matrix" and your male protagonist is also the "maternal body". The heroine of the slave family loves your male protagonist and the female protagonist of the slave family loves all TFs as children. Why does your male protagonist also regard all TFs as children?

Well, let’s take a step back, after all, articles on Transformers fans are indeed rare resources, and I don’t want an article on Transformers fans to be stopped or locked just like that, so...

Could you please change the "matrix" in your article to "parent" or something?You see, if the heroine of the slave family is a "maternal body", isn't it a bit too girly for your male lead to also use the "maternal body"?Well, I know that your male protagonist is a fake mother, but after all, his physical characteristics are male, right?The nature of the article is danmei, right?So using "parent body" isn't it more...well...you get the idea.