what am i wiping this

As the eldest brother, Optimus Prime shoulders responsibilities that ordinary people can't imagine.

For example, it is up to him to deal with it now. After seeing a charter woman on TV yelling "If you don't eat, get out!", he happily climbed off the ambulance and ran to a hole to receive the estimate. It was the little loli who completely forgot about all the robots after eating all kinds of sea fish and kelp that had passed the heat test.

Optimus Prime brewed his feelings for a while, then squatted down and said to Lori in as amiable a tone as possible: "Uh, how are you?"

Chinese.

It's actually Chinese.

When did the eldest brother learn Chinese?

Since you can speak Chinese, why didn't you speak just now?

"I just learned this." Brother Zhu turned back to remind the robots that he was also in the secret discussion group, "If you have time, why don't you go to the Internet to learn simple Chinese words?"

It is said that Brother Zhu is called Optimus Prime because of another reason besides translation.And the author didn't think of this reason.The three Autobots who knew the reason immediately formed a group to discuss which website to learn Chinese, and their enthusiasm for learning was comparable to that of the five-bar captain.

"Hello." Even beginners like Brother Zhu can understand the Chinese words with a perfect accent.Little Lolita picked up a bunch of grilled octopus and handed it to Optimus Prime, and asked innocently, "Do you want to eat it?"

Many people know that there is a tradition in China that has lasted for more than 5000 years, and that is politeness.

For example, people often say "Gaiming invites you to dinner", but it does not mean that you can happily starve for a long time and wait for the evening treat.

It’s also like that at this time, Lori is just a symbolic meaning, and she doesn’t really intend to dedicate her favorite food to the grilled squid at the end. I still don’t know if it’s Optimus Prime or Megatron. robot.

However, Optimus Prime, who is proficient in Western social relations, believes that this is a unique behavior of children to show intimacy.So he took the grilled squid very bluntly, and made the motion of eating it with his head up. In fact, he threw the skewer of squid to the back to discuss whether it is better to use the "Penjiao version" or the "Sujiao version" Sir.

As Brother Zhu's right-hand man, Jazz had to crush the grilled squid so that Lori would not think that Brother Zhu was fooling him.

Little Loli, who didn't expect that the other party would really want to take her grilled squid, was stunned for ten seconds.Thinking that he was the one who proposed to give the squid to the other party, he was absolutely right, so he could only pick up the boiled kelp in a very depressed manner, sobbing and gnawing on it bit by bit.

Optimus Prime, who has not learned the vocabulary of how to comfort others, can only patiently wait for the other party, who has suddenly become depressed for some reason, to finish gnawing on the seaweed, and after relying on the unique recovery function of children to elevate his emotions, he carefully said: "I My name is Optimus Prime, nice to meet you, Ann."

The loli called An Ning happily repeated Optimus Prime's English name: "Opte... woo!"

"What's wrong with her?" Optimus Prime asked An Ning, who suddenly covered her mouth in pain for some reason.

The ambulance sniffled and said calmly, "It smells like blood. Based on its movements and the intensity of the bloody smell, I think the child probably bit his tongue while repeating your name."

Jazz stepped forward and patted Optimus Prime on the shoulder, suppressed a smile and said, "Optimus Prime, your name is too complicated for a child who speaks Chinese."

"Pfft!" Tie Pi couldn't help laughing, seeing that his boss didn't seem to be angry, he laughed louder and louder, even driving the most serious ambulance.

"Clang!" "Clang!" "Clang!"

The three heat pipes accurately hit the laughing tin jazz ambulance on the front, and returned very precisely on the same road.A typical shrew who was swearing appeared on the TV screen, and standing behind her was a crying child: "You bastards dare to bully children, you don't want to live!!"

The same Chinese and English subtitles, the same first-class sound effects, and the same anger tank MAX.

But what was different from before was that An Ning's little Lolita was definitely not crying softly, interrupting the three Autobots who were about to raise their hands and blast the TV away.

"Sir, don't you understand human culture very well?? Why did this brat suddenly cry?!"

"How do I know!! Maybe Tinhide frightened her because of your rude laughter!"

"The lacrimal glands are stimulated to secrete a large amount of saline mixture, the adrenal hormones are excessively secreted, and the emotions are agitated. Brother, what's going on?"

Optimus Prime stared at the crying An Ning for ten seconds, and said, "Maybe it's because you laughed at her for not being able to say my name."

The ser turned quickly and accused Ironhide of laughing too much, which made him laugh too.

Ironhide reacted quickly, and he rushed up and punched Jazz.

Seeing the exciting scene of the two robots wrestling together, An Ning cried even harder.

Seeing this, Optimus Prime immediately shouted stop!Critics accused the two Autobots of making the situation worse by making such a jarring scene in front of a ten-year-old kid.

"Okay, okay, look at me." Jazz pushed away the iron sheet and the ambulance, hesitated for a while, but in the end he didn't have the guts to push Brother Zhu away, so he could only respectfully say, "Brother, please step aside."

So Brother Zhu nodded and moved away in satisfaction.

"Hey, hello." Jazz tapped An Ning's head lightly with his fingers, drawing his attention to himself, and then took a few steps back...

* "Iamlonelylonelylonely (I'm so lonely),

Iamlonelylonelyinmylife (my life is so lonely),

Iamlonelylonelylonely (I'm so lonely),

God help me help me to survive! (God, please give me the courage to live).

Rememberfirsttimewemetdayone (remember the day we met)

Kidsinthegardenplayin'gameshavin'fun (children are having fun in the garden).

Excitin'andamazin'havin'arealfriendofmine

Facetofaceandeyetoeye (face to face eye contact).

Usin' our hands to buy and supply (Usin' our hands to buy and supply),

Chillin' is cool from January to June (from cold January to cool June days),

Andwestillstickedtogetherliketheglue (we still can't discrete). "*

As the rhythmic music played on the jazz radio, the jazz began to show off his gorgeous dance steps.

Moonwalking, anti-gravity tilting... all kinds of cool things made An Ning's cries gradually subside, and at the same time, the Autobots onlookers breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thatataverynicesong. (That's a very good song.)" After Jazz stopped dancing with the end of the music, what he heard was a standard English sentence from An Ning, who was smiling and clapping his hands.

Whether it's the reserved clapping gesture or just the right smile, it doesn't seem like a ten-year-old child can do it.

What's more, this guy didn't know English at all before.

"If it's convenient for you, can you tell me your name?" (If it's convenient, can you tell me your name?) An Ning asked with a polite smile.

But Jazz didn't answer her question, but looked at her warily.In the next second, An Ning's expression changed into an expression of admiration that a ten-year-old child should have: "Wow, you are amazing!! Just now you can stand like this and stand back!"

With that said, An Ning stood up and imitated Jazz's movement of leaning forward with his head and feet together just now.

Of course, she failed.One second before An Ning's face was about to come into contact with the heat pipe on the ground, Optimus Prime grabbed An Ning's back collar in time and pulled it back to its original position.

"Thank you, Op!" An Ning's smile could melt the snow on the top of the Himalayas, so Optimus Prime hesitated for a long time, not asking her to learn how to say his name again.