what am i wiping this

what is this?Ambulance, don't you specialize in studying humans?

Ironhide, in addition to studying humans, I mainly study how to help you clean up the mess you made.From the physiological point of view such as hair color, nose bridge height, pupil color and complexion, this human child should be a Westerner.But the language she speaks... the language should have been heard on the internet.Sir, you mess with the radio all the time, you should know that, right?

It's... hey, I know, it's Chinese.Oops, I haven't studied Chinese carefully.

When the Autobots were discussing on the airwaves in a secret discussion group, a male voice sounded and echoed in the empty cave: "Fuck you dare to say dirty words, I will kill you!!" (Chinese)

"Woohoo!" The ten-year-old girl with low IQ, who didn't know her nationality, identity, passport or not, immediately covered her mouth with her hands in horror.

Careless, is there anyone else in the cave? !

Sir Ironhide's ambulance was about to raise its gun reflexively, but was immediately stopped by Optimus Prime.

"Calm down." Brother Zhu signaled the younger brothers to put away their guns, "The opponent is only human, we can't scare him."

Seeing the younger brothers put away their guns obediently, Optimus Prime turned his head and looked into the deepest part of the cave—when he first entered, the Autobots' attention was attracted by the little girl of unknown nationality.

It's not dark here. The ice walls of the cave are covered with light-emitting diodes and heat pipes. The latter keeps the temperature of the cave at a temperature that humans just think is comfortable-23°C. , it is the best friend of human beings, it will be by your side when you are sad, and it will bring you endless fun when you are bored, almost every family in the world will have it— -TV set.

It was an old-fashioned TV. The back cover of the machine was opened, and the lines inside connected all the light-emitting diodes and heat pipes covering the entire ice surface. Even the extension of the lines could be vaguely seen under the ice wall. It is estimated that The TV set is the leader who controls the systems covered in the entire cave.And on the old-fashioned screen, there is a traditional Chinese version of a rogue boy with a face full of flesh and blood, and the line in the old-fashioned Chinese-English double-row subtitles with white subtitles is: "Fuck you dare to say dirty words, I will beat you to death!" !!" (Damn! If you say four letters words next time, I'gonna blow your head off!!)

"...What is this? The Decepticon's secret mobile team?" Jazz asked in confusion.

"I don't know." Optimus Prime bravely admitted the shortcoming of not knowing enough about the enemy's strength, and by the way, used his rare sense of humor, "Maybe it's an old-fashioned TV, have you seen the movie on it? , sir?"

"Maybe a Hong Kong movie. Unfortunately, I'm not interested in this kind of movie."

Little Lolita, who was ignored by the Autobots, was neither sad nor disappointed, because she knew that the handsome men and women she saw on TV were all in the outside world.So, she immediately got up from the ground and ran towards the entrance of the cave.

"Hey! She ran away!!" "Don't go out!!"

Iron Skin, who was the first to notice the vision, and another voice sounded at the same time, and at the same time the picture on the TV screen flashed, turning into a shouting Chinese soldier.

The ambulance, which is extremely sensitive to heat energy, noticed that the temperature of the heat pipe covering the hole increased rapidly.While vigilantly calling out to his companions, "Quick back!", he swiftly charged up and tore the human girl apart, avoiding the tragedy of her being buried by the melting ice and snow.But at the same time, the Autobots also found helplessly that due to this accident, the passage dug out with great difficulty was buried.

"What's going on?! Did this old TV set want to bury us alive?! It's just a joke! I'll bombard you!!" Tie Pi raised his gun and pointed at the old TV set, and then...

"Stop it!!!" The girl said the third sentence after the Autobots entered the cave, after "Oh my god, I finally came out" and "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo""

The pitch is extremely high, the loudness is great, and the echo effect is very good.As a result, Iron Skin's anger gauge reached MAX after a momentary stupor.

"What??!! Are you going to smash my headset??!! How about I send it to you first??!!"

"Relax, relax, your headset is not that easy to break. I tested it for you." The ambulance put the girl on the palm of her left hand, and turned her sideways to keep it away from the roaring iron sheet, lest the legendary female human The unique girl's heart was shattered.But soon, he found that there was no need for this, because...

Language barrier.

No matter how Tie Hide provoked the other party in English, the international language of the earth, the other party did not respond. He just looked at him blankly and occasionally nodded to show that he was still asleep.

"Let go of me sir!! I have worked hard for so long to dig the ice and smashed the wall to save this ignorant guy, but now he is buried here by this guy's TV!! I want to blast that guy The broken TV is still yelling at me for two hundred and five!! What does this mean!!"

"Hey, calm down. Children are not sensible. And it's useless for you to be so excited, because you don't understand the language."

"You don't understand the language!! This guy must be pretending to be stupid!! This bastard is obviously European, African, Asian... Oh, whatever it is, this guy can definitely speak English!!"

"calm down!!"

Brother Zhu, who had always been on stage as a mediator, didn't make a sound to stop him.He slowly approached the TV that was currently flashing snowflakes, carefully observing the other person's appearance, trying to find any metal tags that marked the faction he belonged to, but found nothing.

"Goaway!" (Get out) With this sentence, a close-up of the angry face of an American soldier suddenly appeared on the snowflake screen, and it was repeated continuously.Like the speech just now, this seems to be an interception from a certain movie.

"I'm Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots, who are you?" Optimus Prime used the skills necessary for a leader to strike up a conversation, and squatted down at the same level as the TV to show his friendliness.

The American soldiers disappeared, and the TV screen was covered with "rustling" snowflakes.

Maybe he, like Bumblebee, needs a human movie broadcast to speak?And the question I asked was too deep, and there is no plot in human movies that can answer this question, so he used snowflakes to express his silence?

"Okay," Optimus Prime changed the subject, "Why did you let the cave collapse just now?"

The TV screen flashed, and the scene changed into a luxurious room. An elderly man in gorgeous clothes sat on a recliner and said to his young daughter: "Sarah, the outside world is too dangerous. If you insist on going out , when the time comes, it will be you who will be covered in bruises!"

"Are you here to protect her?"

A young doctor appeared on the screen and said to the patient's family: "Yes, we will do our best to save her!"

"Then..." Optimus Prime wanted to ask again, but Ironhide's roar behind him was too loud, and he had to turn around to stop him, "Tinhide, we need to be high profile. Don't be fussy like a child."

"But she... she and that... are in the same group!" Tin Hide gestured with his hand that it wasn't entirely his fault, "I... I just wanted to scare her... well, well, my fault, my fault !!"

Ironhide shook his hand, walked to the wall and sat down, signaling a truce.

But at this moment, a section of a conduit fell off the wall above and hit the iron head.

"..."

Seeing that the Jazz was not feeling well, he immediately came out to smooth things over: "This may be a coincidence..."

Before the Jazz could finish speaking, the catheter returned to its original path along the part that was still connected to the wall, and was connected back to its original position.

"Shusha...I want to avenge my brothers who were captured and killed!!" A scene of an American soldier roaring with Chinese and English subtitles was displayed on the screen.

"puff."

Except for the iron skin, all the robots looked at the unknown earth female loli in horror, who was not shy and let the crowd watch.

"Are you Transformers?" she said with a smile. "That's amazing, the first time I've seen it with my own eyes. Mr. TV showed me your heroic deeds, it's super cool! Well, you are Autobots Is it? Or Decepticons? No matter which faction I think is super handsome!! What about that, what about that, because I haven’t been out for a long time, so I don’t know how to speak, well, my name is An Ning, how about you? "

It is still Chinese.

Still can't understand.

So the Autobots kept silent about Lori.

Silence is gold.

The author has something to say:

Today I don’t know if it’s the computer, the Jinjiang or the slave, but the recovery function cannot be used.The parameter is always displayed as zero.Therefore, I am very sorry for some comments that are cheering and encouraging for my family. I am unable to reply to ORZ. If the readers who have questions about this article leave a message, my family will reply in the "Author's Words" section. Thank you for your support.