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"Master, mehungry. (I'm hungry)"

Hearing An Ning, who was lying on his palm, use the English words he had just taught her to piece together a sentence without any grammar at all, Jazz had to stop and transmit to An Ning the "Easy to learn English, fast in a week, Let you worry-free marry a foreigner" process.

"Are you hungry?" Jazz raised his palm to confirm with An Ning.

"I'm hungry." An Ning repeated weakly.

...This is a problem.

If you want to find something to eat in human society, you must have money.

Of course, you can rob if you have the strength, but this obviously violates the rules of harmony among Autobots.

This is such a hassle.Jazz, who was thinking this way, caught a glimpse of the iron sheet sitting on the side in front of the drying rack.

...Why does the eldest brother have to let Tie Pi take care of Ah Nian?

The Jazz's cpu came up with the answer after running at high speed for a while.

"Al, let's go." Jazz put An Ning into his driver's seat while transforming and carefully fastened his seat belt. Ironhide cursed and cursed behind him, to the effect of "Don't call me Al, you Kick".

Tie Pi, do you know why Big Brother asked you to take care of Nian?

Scum, if I knew it, I would have found a reason to refute it.

Do you know that human society needs to exchange money for the necessities of life?

……What do you mean?

According to my research, all US coins except the one cent contain 25% nickel.

……

That's up to you, Ironhide.Cough, you know, go to places where humans tend to drop coins, use your electromagnetic...

That's for capturing enemy weapons! ! !

Cough, special treatment at special times.Look how careful he is...

Prime didn't say that at all! ! !

Look at Ah Nian's appearance...

……

Two cars driving side by side on the road with very different colors, sizes, and prices suddenly flashed their headlights as if they had reached a consensus.Then at the same time increased the horsepower and rushed forward.

Next to a vending machine in a certain neighborhood, there were two teenagers standing one behind the other.Standing at the back, the boy sweating profusely with a basketball under his arm looked over the shoulders of the person in front of him and looked at the prices of various beverages on the vending machine. of."

"Have I ever said that?"

"Yes, don't you remember?" The boy jokingly smiled and punched his friend.The other party shouted meaning with a smile and curse, and then asked, "What kind do you want?"

"Oh, let me take a closer look." The boy stepped forward and stood shoulder to shoulder with his friend.Seeing the other party's salivating expression, the latter quickly took out five one-dollar coins from his wallet, pretended to be carefully reading the labels, and handed them over without looking back: "Hey, take it. This is the two of us. Total."

Two cars rushed past the road behind the two, and at the same time, the friend felt the coins in his hand being quickly taken away.When I turned around and wanted to tease the other party for a few words, I found that the other party was still looking at the vending machine seriously and thinking about which drink was the best.

"Hey, brother, where is the money I gave you just now?"

"what money?"

"Haha...that's not a joke, bro. You know I'm only got those five coins now, and I'm thirsty."

"What coins? I don't understand what you mean!"

"Hey, hey! Are you going to ruin our five-year friendship for five dollars, Charlie? Listen, I, Tom, hate being lied to!"

"Tom, what are you talking about? Did your last remaining brain cells die after basketball?"

"Want to fight?!"

"come!"

At the same time, the iron sheet turned into the front locker of the GMC off-road vehicle of General Motors, and there was a "clinking" sound produced by the collision of coins.

"...Whatasham. (What a shame)" A deep male voice echoed from the radio in the empty carriage.

When the suit on the passenger seat on An Ning's left was completely dry, a lot of one-dollar and five-cent coins were collected in the iron locker.

"Oh, all right, Ah Nian. The coins collected by Al should be enough for you to buy some bread sandwiches and the like. Well, although children drinking Coke will affect bone development, but for the sake of Ah Nian's good behavior, let you……"

"Your Majesty, I'm so hungry..." An Ning, who was tied to the seat by the seat belt, weakly interrupted Sir, who immediately unbuckled his seat belt and reminded him that he was only wearing a wide long-sleeved shirt. An Ning of the shirt changed into the dress before going out.

"Ah Nian, remember, after a while you go to the Tin Hide first, and he will give you the coins. Then go to the nearby shop, and say to the aunt standing behind the tall cabinet: 'Please give me as and wichanda bottle of coke.' (Please give me a bottle of coke. A sandwich and a bottle of coke). Got it? All you have to say is this one sentence. Say it to me several times, 'Please give meas and wichanda bottle of coke.'..."

After Jazz confirmed that An Ning, who had changed his clothes, had fully remembered this sentence, he opened the car door and let An Ning, who was dizzy and hungry, get out of the car.

"Oh, hello, sweetheart." The salesperson looked at the little girl in an old-fashioned dress standing in front of the counter with some confusion, and asked, "Is there anything I can do to help you?"

An Ning smiled and looked at the other party for three seconds, then gently lifted her skirt and saluted the other party, before reciting the words that Sir had given her before: "Please give meas and wichanda bottle of coke."

what is she doing?

It seems to be saluting.Did you forget she's from the last century, Al?

Oh Kick, say that name one more time and my guns will blow your head off.

When the salesperson put the things An Ning wanted on the counter, the other party also took a step forward and put a large handful of coins in his hand on the counter, and then hugged the sandwich and bottle of Coke to his chest.

The salesperson noticed that the hands of this little girl with a weird body were shaking slightly, her face was flushed, and the smile on her face was also awkward, as if she was trying to suppress her excitement, she couldn't help asking: "Are you okay, sweetheart?"

This question was like turning on some kind of switch in An Ning's body. She kept rubbing her skirt and spoke in a panic in Chinese that the salesperson couldn't understand.The salesperson leaned out of the counter in doubt, reached out and touched An Ning's forehead to see if she had a fever.

"Wha...!! What are you doing???!!!" An Ning slapped off the other person's hand, looked at the salesperson shaking his hand in disbelief, and said in a terrified tone. The other party couldn't understand Chinese, "Juju stretched out his hand all of a sudden, how could such a thing happen! This is something that only dad and his friends can do!! You...how can you do this!"

The salesperson also defended loudly in English that An Ning could not understand: "Hey, what are you talking about? I don't understand! I just touched your forehead because I was afraid that you would have a fever! Did you come from a certain place?" A mental hospital? I warn you, my husband is a policeman! Do you understand? Policeman!"

The two TFs waiting outside saw the chaotic situation in the store, and couldn't help but rang the horn at the same time to remind An Ning to pay attention to their existence.

This trick really worked, An Ning ran over quickly when he heard the horn, and got into Jazz's car.Looking at the silver sports car leaving in the dust, the salesperson shook his head helplessly, then counted the coins on the cash register and found that there were quite a lot more.

It's psychological compensation.Thinking of this, she put the extra coins into her pocket.

The author has something to say:

In the setting, An Ning is a rich young lady in the early [-]th century.After all, the Chinese who were able to board a luxurious foreign cruise ship like the "Titanic" at the beginning of the [-]th century still had to have some economic strength or something.

At that time, it was very rude to touch the other person's head casually, that's why An Ning's reaction was so big.But because TF as a whole does not belong to human beings, An Ning didn't pay too much attention to etiquette when getting along with them.As for excitement... I haven't seen a living person in a century. Excitement is inevitable.