what am i wiping this

Jazz, who was woken up by the alarm clock he set, changed from a camouflaged car back to a TF form that is huge for humans, but it is considered small in the Autobot team. Tranquility, asleep in its deliberately lowered driver's seat, shows no signs of waking up.

"Hey, isn't our 'Mr. Al' going to get up?" Jazz tapped on the roof of the black off-road vehicle, and saw that the other party changed back to the form of a robot in a very quiet way that he would not normally do. .And An Ning, who was sleeping in the driver's seat, was put in his palm at some point.

"It's not the kid's fault. She hasn't woken up yet! If she was on the battlefield, she would have been blasted to slag." Ironhide complained in his characteristic tone, but the volume was much lower.

"Oh, come on." Jazz lightly poked An Ning's cheek with his finger, "Even if this is not a battlefield, it's time for the lovely Adian to get up."

"Haoo..." An Ning slightly opened his eyes, Jazz immediately took a step back when he saw this, stretched his arms exaggeratedly, and said, "Guess who I am? It's Jazz! How, it's very different from yesterday, right? "

"Haoo..." An Ning didn't seem to be looking at Jazz, but just looked in a general direction. After a while, she closed her eyes and muttered weakly, "Mr. TV..."

……

"What's going on?" Looking at An Ning who closed his eyes after saying a word, Tie Pi asked suspiciously, "The kid looks like something's wrong."

"Did you not wake up? I heard that people on Earth move very slowly when they just wake up." Jazz also put down his pose and walked over, shaking An Ning gently with his fingers, and said to Tin Pi, "But look at Ah Ning. It’s not like that when you wake up in the cave.”

Under Jazz's shaking and the urging of the iron sheet, An Ning's eyes finally opened a small slit again.

"How do you feel, Ah Nian?" Jazz asked worriedly in Chinese, while the other party said in a tone that could be blown away by the wind, "Woo... so uncomfortable... Mr. TV..."

……

"His slag ambulance! Didn't it mean that the kid's body is fine?!"

"Ambulance! Call an ambulance immediately! Tell him to come back quickly!!"

So under the emergency call of Jazz and Ironhide, the ambulance disguised as a Hummer H2 emergency ambulance, which wanted to concentrate and quietly observe the rescue of premature pregnant women by the first responders in the compartment from an academic point of view, had to be divided into one-tenth of the ambulance. Mind to guide the other party remotely how to judge the condition and take care of the patient.

Calm down, this is just a common cold caused by sleeping in an air-conditioned car for a night without changing out of moisture-rich clothes.Sir, you scan her body temperature and express it in Celsius.

38°C, what about the ambulance? !Is the temperature too low? !

Calm down, sir, the body temperature of the earth is so low.However, the temperature is still a bit higher than that of healthy earthlings.It appears she has a fever.

fever?

It's the cpu overheating.If you don't deal with it in time, your brain -- that is, the cpu -- will burn out... Calm down!I know what you want to learn... roar like "Mao Taotao", but calm down first.Listen to me tell you how to give first aid.Especially Ironhide, don't just blast that kid with your liquid nitrogen bullets.Understand?

That is "Ma Taotao".The two TFs said silently in their cores.

First, you need to prepare dry cotton, and then change the wet cotton on her body.Then, what she needs most is rest.That's it.The communication is over.

……

Ser and Ironhide looked at each other.It is agreed that whether it is to replace the cotton fabric on An Ning's body or find a dry cotton fabric, it is a technical job.The time required and difficulty are similar.Judging from Cybertron's primary management science, one TF should be left to remove the soft armor on An Ning's body at this time, and the other TF should look for dry soft armor.

So after a heated discussion and refutation, Iron Skin, who was finally lost to Jazz by rock, paper, scissors, went out to look for cotton fabrics, and Jazz stayed to disarm An Ning.

Ironhide circled the residential area, waiting for the moment with the least traffic, and at the same time carefully observing which office worker's clothes were drying in the yard.

While Ironhide was going around in circles patiently, Jazz was not idle.The evening dress that An Ning was wearing was very gorgeous, and correspondingly, its structure was very delicate, the zipper was very hidden, and the buttons were extremely small.Even if she was asked to take it off by herself, it would probably take a lot of time, not to mention that the body is too huge compared to humans, and one finger is as tall and wide as An Ning's Jazz.

Jazz carefully hooked the zipper on the back of the tux with his fingertips and pulled it down.He could have directly cut through the evening dress to avoid trouble by using the reason of "extraordinary time and extraordinary means", but since he was taken by an ambulance more than 100 million years ago for this reason, his most beloved - more than 300 million years ago ——After the limited-edition sunglasses of the first edition were broken, he hated this kind of self-serving reason.

Damn it, isn’t it just to play some awesome music and enjoy while you’re charging? As for that? !

Even looking back now, Jazz still feels a deep pain in his heart for the shattering of his first-run limited-edition sunglasses.

While the pained Jazz was pulling the zipper more carefully, An Ning suddenly opened his eyes and devoted his whole body to studying the structure of human clothes. Jazz was frightened and the CPU short-circuited for a while.

……

When Tie Pi rushed back with dry clothes, he saw a refreshed An Ning lying on Jazz's head with a smile and waving at himself.

How could the house girl who fell off the Titanic and lived in the iceberg for 96 years collapsed because of a small cold.

Tie Pi stood there in a daze for a while holding various clothes and towels, and then turned on his sound generator again: "...at least, change the wet clothes."