[Comprehensive] There is something wrong with this lamp god

Since the appearance of Uchiha Madara in Senju Zhuma, the whole person has fallen into a strange state of excitement.

If it wasn't for the precarious image of their Thousand-handed Clan, and the Thousand-handed Fate following behind him, rubbing their teeth secretly, he would probably jump up and down like a child.

Even so, Senshou Zhujian was not much better.

Along the way, Senju Bashima held Uchiha Madara's shoulder and talked non-stop, even if Uchiha Madara replied with the word "um" throughout the whole process, he was not hit at all.

Senju Bashima said, "Madara, we haven't seen each other for a long time!"

Uchiha Madara said, "Yes."

Senju Bashima said, "Madara, you've grown a lot taller than before!"

Uchiha Madara said, "Yes."

Senju Zhuma said proudly: "But it's still not as tall as me!"

"..." Uchiha Madara raised his foot and was about to kick his calf, but was nimbly avoided by Senjujuma.

Looking at Uchiha Madara who was staring at him, Senju Zhuma said with a smile: "What I said is the truth, Madara, you are indeed not as tall as me."

Said, and gestured with his hand, Uchiha Madara was a head shorter than him.

"But this is also normal. After all, your Uchiha clan is generally not as tall as our Senju clan."

It has to be said that Qianshou Zhujian's ability to pull hatred is simply not too high.With just this short sentence, he firmly and ruthlessly drew the hatred of the entire Uchiha clan.

Although there is also a bonus of family hostility, but the height has always been a sore spot for the Uchiha clan.

Although people of their clan are recognized in the ninja world as having a height of 1.8 meters, their actual height is not even [-] meters.

This is really a sad story.

If Senjujuma just said this to Uchiha Madara alone, Uchiha Madara would only stare at him at most, but don't forget, he is now in the clan of the Uchiha clan, and he also said this when he said this. He didn't lower the volume, so as soon as Senju Zhuma finished speaking, he received death stares from a group of rabbit eyes.

Seeing those Uchihas glaring at him, Senju Hashima gave a few dry laughs in embarrassment, and then dragged Uchiha Madara away in a very useless manner.

Yes, that's right, he ran away directly, and he still took Uchiha Madara together.

This sudden coquettish operation directly made everyone present dumbfounded.

When everyone came back to their senses, those two people had disappeared.

The most confused is Qianshou and his party.

Although they are in the name of having friendly exchanges with their brothers and families, they came this time to whitewash their ancestor Asura, and their young patriarch took Uchiha Madara who led them away. Which direction should they go next?Should they ask these black rabbits who glared at them with Sharingan?It would be nice not to get killed by them, right?

A group of people subconsciously looked at the most reliable among them, Qianshou Feijian.

Qianshoubeijian: ... Hehe, big brother, you are finished.

Looking at a group of Senshou standing there dumbfounded, Uchiha Ryosuke, who just passed by here and watched the whole process, coughed lightly and walked out of the crowd.

Resisting the desire/desire to complain, Uchiha Ryosuke said: "Young Patriarch Senshou may have something to say to our young Patriarch alone, please come with me first."

"Then I will trouble you." Qianshou Feijian said.

He and Uchiha Ryosuke are also old acquaintances, and they often stab each other on the battlefield, and it is the first time to talk to each other calmly like this.

Just when Senju and his party were taken to the resting place by Uchiha Ryosuke, Senju Hashima was already sitting in Uchiha Madara's room.

"You have such a leisurely mind. You still have to visit my room at this time. Aren't you afraid that you will be beaten after you go back?" Uchiha Madara complained about Senju Zhuma's heart, and poured him a cup of tea.

"Father, he can't beat me." Senshouzhu took the teacup directly, took a sip, and then said with a smile, "And such an opportunity is very rare. I'm really curious about what Madara's room looks like."

Seeing this, Uchiha Madara also knew that this person had no intention of leaving for a while, so he sat opposite him, holding his chin helplessly and watching him look around.

Fortunately, he was in charge of this matter, not those elders who pay attention to rules, otherwise he would definitely be pissed off by Qianshou Zhujian's incomprehension.Uchiha Madara thought.

After looking around the whole room, Senju Bashima said: "Madara's room is really neat, it's completely different from Tobuma's. His room is full of incomprehensible things, and I'm not allowed to touch them." , I kindly helped him clean up, but he still scolded me, saying that all the things I touched could not be found." The more Qianshou Zhujian said, the more he felt wronged.

Taking a sip of tea, Uchiha Madara said lightly: "You deserve it, who told you to touch other people's things?"

Uchiha Madara, who also doesn't like others to touch his things, understands Senjubama's approach very well, and he understands Senjujuma's cheap attributes very well, saying that he is helping you clean up things, maybe what he did on those things hands and feet.

Senjujuma was even more wronged, he was really out of kindness, how could Madara say that about him?

Eyeballs rolled around, Senju Zhuma said with a smirk: "Madara, you hate people touching your things so much, maybe it's because you hide a spring/palace/picture in the room?"

Uchiha Madara choked on a sip of tea, coughed suddenly, and blushed.

"Don't talk nonsense! Who would hide that kind of thing in the room!" Uchiha Madara frowned.

"Wow, I'm so excited, did I guess right? Madara, did you really hide the spring/palace/picture in the room?" As he spoke, he pretended to dig Uchiha Madara's pillow.

"Hey! Don't rummage around, you bastard!"

Uchiha Madara thought he was really going to turn over, and hurried to stop him, but he didn't expect Senju Hashirama to cheat him. The moment he approached, Senju Hashirama grabbed his arm directly.

"You've been fooled!" After saying that, he began to scratch Uchiha Madara's itch.

The two of them often played like this when they were young, so Senjujuma also knew where Uchiha Madara's weakness was. Soon, Uchiha Madara laughed so hard that tears came out.

"Stop, stop..." Uchiha Madara said.

I feel that it's almost the same, and if we continue, Uchiha Madara is about to turn his face, Senju Hashirama let go of Uchiha Madara, let him take a good rest, but he didn't expect to play too much just now, when he stepped back He didn't notice the stool legs on the side, so he stumbled and staggered.

Senju Zhuma subconsciously grabbed Uchiha Madara, and the end result was that the two fell down together.

"Get up, you're dead!" Uchiha Madara raised his hand to push him away.

"Are you alright, Madara?" Senju Hashirama asked, straightening up.

"I'm fine." Just when he fell down, Senju Hashimama immediately covered Uchiha Madara's head with his hands, so Uchiha Madara didn't suffer any injuries.

"That's good." Saying that, Senshou Zhujian got ready.

But at this moment, a big hole suddenly appeared in the room, and a person appeared in the hole.

It was a handsome man with strange eyes.

Holding up the food box in his hand, the man smiled and said, "Madara, what do you think I bought for you?"

But after seeing the posture of the two people in the room, the corners of his originally smiling mouth drooped.

He didn't say anything, and quietly put down the food box in his hand, and then overwhelming murderous aura pressed towards Qianshou Zhujian.

"...Boy, today next year will be your memorial day!" As he spoke, he wanted to do something.

Uchiha Madara hurriedly stopped: "Wait!"

Qianshou Zhujian hurriedly explained: "You misunderstood!"

After a while of flying around, the man with strange eyes finally understood that it was just a misunderstanding, and Senshou Bashima also saved his life.

Although a little surprised that this man likes his good friend, Senju Hashirama, who has been in the casino all year round, doesn't think it is too difficult to accept, and his little friend is so good-looking and gentle, some people like it Nothing could be more normal.

Taking a long breath, Senju Hashirama stretched out his hand to the man named Seventh and said, "Hi, I'm Senju Hashirama, Madara's best friend, nice to meet you."

Ah Qi looked at the guy who was 0.01cm taller than him in front of him, and wished he could throw him directly over the shoulder, but since Madara Uchiha was still present, he had to show a fake smile and grab Chien's hand. A hand stretched out between the pillars.

"Hello." Ah Qi said, "I am Ah Qi who has been with Madara. Nice to meet you."

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Thanks to the two little angels (づ￣3￣)づ

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