[Comprehensive] There is something wrong with this lamp god

Uchiha Madara has been called a genius since he was a child, and he is indeed a genius. Even his enemies have to admit that, but his genius is limited to his fighting. In terms of emotions, Uchiha Madara is not only not a genius , can even be said to be a born idiot.

Many people in the Uchiha clan already know Ah Qi's feelings for him. After all, Ah Qi has never hidden his feelings, and even strangled several Uchiha Madara's peach blossoms as a warning.

Although Ah Qi's approach is very arrogant and shameless, but this made the Uchihas praise his masculinity very much, but he has not dared to confess this to Uchiha Madara so far, and was also privately criticized by the Uchihas. I don't know how many times I laughed at it, and I even got an extra nickname - counselor seven.

Cowardly Seven's nickname became louder and louder, and over time, people who shouldn't know knew it, but the person who should know the most still didn't notice it at all.

Especially when I heard that Uchiha Madara also teased Ah Qi's nickname, the Uchihas who watched said that it was really pitiful (interesting), so the Uchihas gave Ah Qi a nod. Row of candles.

Ah Qi: Get out!A bunch of bastards who only like to watch dramas!

In fact, Uchiha Madara can't be blamed for being an emotional idiot.

Because his mother left early, and his father was busy all day leading the family to fight against Qianshou next door, so he neglected to educate him in this aspect.Coupled with his strong aura, few people dare to come up to him to confess their love. They just hide in the corner and take a peek at him and are very satisfied, so Uchiha Madara, who has never been in contact with these since childhood, naturally does not understand of.

"Actually, this is pretty good. I just happen to be his first person to like, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't understand feelings. I can teach him bit by bit." Ah Qi comforted herself.

After finally recovering his figure from the size of a milk cat to the size of a dog, Nine Tails patted his shoulder with his paw and said, "Isn't this the first time for you? And you don't even confess your love." Dare, how to teach him?"

Ah Qi: "... Get lost!"

So Kyuubi happily rolled away.

"Isn't it just a confession? Why wouldn't I dare? If it weren't for the fact that I am not my own body now, let alone a confession, I would have abducted/bed him a long time ago!" Ah Qi angrily tore off the grass on the ground , said, "It's that bastard Aiwass who actually sealed my body. I'd better not let me find that guy, otherwise I will never spare him!"

Throwing away the green grass in his hand, Ah Qi looked at the cracked lines on his hand, with disgust on his face: "Fortunately, it is still called a sacred tree, and I can't stand even this little rejection. It's really useless! It seems that I have to find a new one." body."

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Just when Ah Qi was busy going to Ryuji Cave to find his old friend White Snake Immortal to "borrow" something for use, Uchiha Madara was already preparing to entertain the Senshou Clan.

As for the matter of using Heijue to blame the Immortals of the Six Paths, because the specific regulations still need to be drawn up, it is suspended for now.

The most important thing is that Heijue still needs time to recover his strength, otherwise once he wakes up and finds that he is only half left, he will definitely suspect what happened to him, so this matter needs to be slowed down.

Just in this way, greeting the Senshou Clan has become Uchiha's top priority.

The Uchihas are rarely so lively. When adults and children heard that Senju was coming, they were all gearing up. In order to overwhelm the Senju clan from the very beginning, the Uchihas cleaned up the clan very much. How come, how gorgeous, how noble.

And because there are still many nobles and businessmen in Uchiha's family land, these two forces are very good at doing this kind of face-saving project. With their help, Uchiha's family land has been turned upside down again. several times.

No way, who made them descendants of the Emperor of Heaven?How can you show their identity if you don't dress up the tribe in a gorgeous and noble way?

With this mentality, the Uchihas are very enthusiastic about the arrival of the Senju Clan. Although this is a rather naive thing in the eyes of Uchiha Madara, looking at the smiles on the faces of the clansmen, Uchiha Wave Madara also had such a good feeling, as long as they are happy, it's fine, whether they are childish or not, Uchiha Madara said that it doesn't matter.

The news that the Senshou Clan wanted to visit Uchiha quickly spread in the ninja world, and because of Indra's special status, those nobles also paid great attention to this matter. It can be said that the focus of the five major countries has gathered On the Uchiha clan.

"It's still worse than the palace I saw in Ah Qi's memory." Uchiha Madara commented silently in his heart after looking at the magnificent clan land.

Although it doesn't seem like much to Uchiha Madara, it's enough to crush the group of soil (thousand) veteran (hand) hats (those) who have never seen the world.

The group of Senshou who came to visit have never closed their mouths since they entered Uchiha's clan, and their eyes are round and round. They are very proud of seeing Uchiha, completely forgetting that they have just seen being transformed It was also this stupid appearance when he was in the clan land later.

Among the ten people who came to visit this time, the leader is Senshou Hashirama, the young patriarch of the Senshou clan, and his deputy is naturally his brother Senshou Feijian.

Senju Bashirama followed behind the Uchiha who led them, and kept marveling at Uchiha's buildings along the way, successfully making Senju Fumama's face darken as he walked beside him.

Although the other Qianshou clansmen who followed have already disgraced our clan, but you are our young patriarch after all, can you keep the coffin face like me!I have already seen the scene of them chasing us and calling us old hats, bastard (╯‵*′)╯︵┻━┻

But Senshou Zhuma didn't hear the cry in his brother's heart at all.

Looking away, Senju Bashirama sincerely praised: "You really deserve to be Madara's family!"

"Brother, you are enough!" Qian Shou Feijian finally couldn't help pulling his sleeve, and said in a low voice.

"Does Tomaga think Uchiha is not good-looking?" Senju Bashima asked in surprise.

Qianshou Feijian was almost mad at his brother for going offline from time to time.

He said angrily: "It's beautiful! Not only the buildings are beautiful, but the people are also beautiful, okay? Can you shut your mouth? You will lose the face of our family!"

Saying that, Senshouban lowered his voice, and asked viciously: "Brother, don't you just want to catch up with Uchiha Madara, and completely forget why we came?"

"Okay, okay, I know." Senju Zhuma pressed his big hand on his younger brother's shoulder, and said with a smile, "Don't always keep a straight face in Tobuma, it's rare to come to Uchiha's clan to see... ..."

"Yeah, maybe we won't see each other again in the future." Uchiha who was walking in front of him suddenly stopped, turned around, and said to them eeriely.

"You bastard!" Qianshou stared at him, his fingers touched the ninja bag on his waist, and the other Senshous did the same, "Do you want to do it here?"

"Calm down, Tobima." Senshou Bashirama grabbed Senshou Tobima's wrist and said, "Think about the purpose of our coming here, don't be impulsive."

"Yeah, calm down, three stripes." Uchiha looked at the Senshou who were staring at him with a mocking look that made him want to give him the sole of his shoe, and said, "Where did you all think? I'm just saying that there will be no chance to go deep into our family land like this in the future, and I don't mean that you are going to die soon, and everyone is as dirty as you, okay?"

"What did you guy say?"

The impulsive Qianshou had already pulled out Kunai, and wanted to do it directly.

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded behind them.

"What are you all doing here?"

A group of people looked up, and the person standing not far from them was Uchiha Madara.

He didn't wear the family uniform this time, but a rather formal black kimono with red dark lines on it, very similar to the Sharingan of the Uchiha clan.

"Madara!" When Senju Hashirama saw Uchiha Madara, his eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he didn't care to stop Senju Fumama. He waved his right hand and waved to his little friend continuously.

"I can see, idiot, how stupid!" said Uchiha Madara.

Although Uchiha Madara said disgusting words on his mouth, there was a hint of a smile in his eyes, and Senju Hashirama walked over very familiarly and put his arms around Uchiha Madara's shoulders, which made many onlookers puzzled When did the two of them get along so well?

Uchiha Madara struggled a bit but did not break away, so he had to let Senju Bashima hold him.

Turning his head to the staring Uchiha, he said, "Yuichi, you go down first, and I will entertain them later."

"Yes."

Uchiha, who had led the way for the Senshou before, responded and backed away. When he left, he glared at the guy who was hugging the young patriarch he most admired.

Senju Bashima didn't care about it at all, instead he raised his hand to Yuichi with a smile and made a goodbye gesture, and the other hand held Uchiha Madara tighter, so angry that Yuichi Uchiha almost sprayed him directly fire.

But considering the difference in force value between himself and Senjujuma, Yuichi Uchiha could only give up this idea, and seeing that his young patriarch was familiar with that Senjuzhuma, his idea of ​​wanting to teach Senjujuma a lesson is absolutely Impossible.

Uchiha Yu, who was full of anger, walked towards his home angrily. When he passed Ah Qi's house on the way, his eyes suddenly lit up, and the corners of his mouth curved into a sinister arc.

It doesn't matter, although he can't beat Qianshou Zhujian, but someone can beat him, such as that bastard who secretly loves their young patriarch named Ah Qi.

And counting the time, the idiot god who likes Pidianer Pidianer to follow behind their young patriarch is about to come back, Uchiha Yuichi plans to tell him immediately that someone is seducing the young patriarch while he is away.

"At that time, Senju Zhuma will definitely be beaten into a pig's head by Master Ah Qi!" Thinking of that scene, Uchiha Yuichi couldn't help but feel happy.