The hat that was pitted [Comprehensive]

The reserved coffee shop is very lively, full of young girls in foreign skirts talking and laughing. If it wasn't located on the second floor, the place would have been crowded with crowds of onlookers.

"Dun Dun~"

"Mirror flower~"

"Dun Dun, a furry tiger~"

"Mirror Flower Sauce for Twelve Single Marriages~"

Even though it was the first time they met, the two girls acted like lovers reunited after a long absence.

Holding hands and looking at each other with tears in their eyes, the two girls have been in this delicate atmosphere for a while, but the baby-faced girl next to them stepped forward and interrupted, patting their heads old-fashionedly, "Rang Rang, your performance affects my counting It's gone. Please show your affection in another place."

"Natsume Soseki" looked at his watch again worriedly, "Momiji sauce, it's been an hour since the meeting time, but two people haven't arrived yet."

"Who is it?" "Ozaki Koyo" vaguely guessed, "Could it be Hatji and Dazai..."

"Atsushi Nakajima" approached with her white Persian cat in his arms, "They are the only ones missing. Hattie also said that she is a local and would come to help arrange the venue earlier. But it hasn't arrived yet. Dazai even went from head to toe Can't get in touch."

"...Maybe we can try to find Dazai." "Ango Sakaguchi" who was wearing round-frame glasses said seriously, "I have a bad feeling about the whereabouts of Hat Ji."

"Me too." "Natsume Soseki" sighed.

She is just an insignificant chat room founder, why did she encounter such a difficult creature as "Dazai Osamu", isn't this strange species a rare species that is on the verge of extinction?

Several people looked at each other in blank dismay, and almost said the common guess in unison, "The hat must have been abducted by Dazai!"

"Izumi Jinghua" was wearing a wedding dress different from everyone else's, and said quietly, "Although the hat looks easy to be kidnapped, and she is especially soft-hearted towards acquaintances. But she is very stubborn when she is stubborn, and Dazai will really succeed." ?"

"Oda Sakunosuke" pressed his temples that ached from staying up late and accidents, "I'll call Hattie, if Dazai really meets her, this call is enough to call both of them."

As soon as she took out the phone, there was a crisp wind chime at the door of the coffee shop.

The long-awaited two girls in small foreign skirts appeared.

"Hey, what Jinghuajiang said really made sense. Dazai actually sneaked away to find someone in advance. Didn't he kidnap someone, so he just followed the hat?!"

The two people at the entrance of the coffee shop, one tall and one short, had different expressions.

The 1.8-meter-tall woman was pale, frail, and pitiful. Although she was tall, she was as thin as a paper beauty who would fall to the ground when the wind blows.The girl on either side of her, with fiery orange hair and sparkling blue eyes, came huffing ahead.

"Dostoevsky" in court attire held coffee and sighed, "Ah, I seem to see the Muse and spring."

"Gogol" who was wearing clown makeup complained, "Isn't it just because the hat is sloppy, and the words are so difficult to understand."

"The one next to the hat is Dazai?" "Nakajima Atsushi" exclaimed, "She's so tall!"

"Edogawa Ranpo" sighed, "Another ominous premonition is about to surface."

I saw the tall sickly beauty weakly calling the girl's name in front of her, covering her face with one hand, precarious.

Hearing the intermittent calls behind her, the orange-haired girl who didn't want to pay attention had to turn around and go back to help her companion who was about to faint.

Of course, the petite orange-haired girl didn't forget to elbow her companion hard.

The tall slender girl who was hit by it whimpered, and fell on the orange-haired girl, her head resting on the side of her neck, contentedly rubbing non-stop.

"Hey, I suddenly feel really sick."

"Where did this idiot come from? Why do I feel like my fist is about to move?"

"Suddenly felt it was time to turn the daily routine of persecuting Dazai into an offline daily activity."

"..."

Amidst the sound of crusading, "Edogawa Ranpo" said surprisingly, "Although the lilies are blooming beautifully, it would be better for me to be the one who is lying on the shoulder of the hat and acting like a spoiled child."

"Eh? So cunning, I want it too!" *N

At this time, Yuan Qianya had dragged the stern Dazai to the crowd.

Lying on Hara Chiya's shoulder, Dazai said quietly, "No way, Chuya promised to be my dog ​​alone, and it was agreed to be my dog ​​for a lifetime."

"Dazai - rule -"

The anger that Yuan Qianya endured all the way was finally completely detonated, he raised his foot and stepped heavily on the young man's foot behind him, and crushed hard, "You give me peace of mind!"

Dazai, the young girl, Ji, who was wearing a foreign dress, had an aggrieved expression on her face, "But if I don't make a move, Senya-chan will be abducted by them."

Although Osamu Dazai's appearance was full of femininity, he still had a clear male voice when he spoke. Hearing the familiar voice, everyone present looked at each other in dismay.

Almost everyone exclaimed, "Dazai, are you a boy?!"

Only "Natsume Soseki" muttered to himself, "So that's the case, no wonder something is wrong."

Tear off the dog skin plaster stuck to his body, Hara Chiya straightened his clothes, and said to his long-time friends, "Although I have known each other for a long time, I haven't introduced myself yet. Let's get to know each other again, my name is Hara Chien Also, it's 'Central Plains Chuya' in the group."

She reached out and touched the messy hair on the top of the doggy man's head, "The one next to me is Dazai. Live up to expectations, I brought Dazai in a small skirt."

"Hat ji, it's really a hat~ Dazai-chan with a small skirt~"

"Dancing in ecstasy, tears of gratitude, long live the hat!"

"Hey hey hey, can we listen to live live now? With Dazai as a backup dancer..."

"Women's big guy Osamu Dazai or something, looks so sexy. Suck~"

The cafe was suddenly filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

Seeing that everyone in the group had gathered, Natsume Soseki, who came forward to organize the event, called on everyone to sit down according to the animation camp.

PortMafia, Armed Detective Agency, Combination, Hound, Five Decays... Everyone sat down one by one.There are also several interesting episodes in the middle.

"Tachihara Michizo" habitually wanted to sit next to his friend "Akutagawa Gin", but was kicked out of the PortMafia camp by the coughing "Akutagawa Ryunosuke"; "Nakajima Atsushi" and "Izumi Kyoka" were sweet On the way to the Armed Detective Agency, "Izumi Kyoka" was abducted by "Mori Ogai" on the way.

Hara Chiya sat next to "Ozaki Momiji" without hesitation, and Dazai Osamu, who was standing alone, blinked innocently, ignoring "Kenji Miyazawa" who was eagerly beckoning to him, and walked towards the PortMafia camp without hesitation, abruptly He squeezed into Hara Chiya's side.

"Ahem, Dazai-san, you're here. The Armed Detective Agency is opposite." "Akutagawa Ryunosuke" kindly reminded.

"Is there?" Osamu Dazai pretended to be stupid, "I'm not armed, I'm the leader of the parallel world, so I'm right to sit here." Immediately he covered his chest, his pale face looked better than the chronic asthmatic "Akutagawa Ryuichi" Jie" is more like a terminally ill person.

Everyone: Where's the face? !You can wear women's clothing without any scruples, but now you are pretending to be sick and cheating, Dazai your face!

Osamu Dazai: As long as you can deceive the person you want to deceive, your face is not important.

As everyone introduced themselves, Yuan Qian in the audience also began to take care of the "old, weak, sick and disabled" in the camp.She first took away the iced latte in front of "Akutagawa Ryunosuke", then signaled the waiter to remove the espresso that "Oda Sakunosuke" only took a sip of, and replaced them with sweet milk.

Osamu Dazai, who has been neglected since just now, is extremely aggrieved, "What about me, Senya-chan, where's my share of milk." He is like a child who can't get candy, clingy and coquettish beside Hara Chiya, "You're partial , you don’t care about me. Senya-chan is too much! Sweet milk, sweet milk~”

"So lonely, Chiya-chan doesn't love me, without sweet milk, I feel like I'm going to die..."

Hearing the word "death" from Osamu Dazai's mouth, Hara Chiya felt his temples throbbing.

Unknowingly, other voices in the coffee shop disappeared, and everyone gathered around Dazai Osamu and Hara Chiya to watch in amazement.

"Wow, this is Taizhong's daily life?"

"This bowl of dog food makes me so full. Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Dazai premeditated it, otherwise why is he the only boy in our group?"

"No wonder his possessiveness was so strange in the past, I thought I was going to see lilies bloom. Cut~"

"It turns out that this is Dazai's thousand-layer routine... I feel that the hat is so pitiful..."

"No, no, I think Dazai is going to be unlucky soon, if you don't believe me, look—"

Being watched by the crowd until he couldn't bear it anymore, Hara Chiya clenched his fist and hit Osamu Dazai's head hard: It's all his fault!If Osamu Dazai hadn't acted as a monster, how could she be surrounded by everyone as a western scene, and now she is still criticized and killed.Osamu Dazai did a lot of harm!

Whimpered by the force of the girl's fist, Osamu Dazai still refused to let go, but hugged her even tighter, "I'm unhappy, I need Chiya-chan to kiss her."

Yuan Qian also had an unhappy face, "Who cares if you are happy or not, let go!"

"No, Senya-chan." The coquettish Dazai Osamu's voice was so vague that it was about to break, "Come and coax me."

Seeing that the party scene turned into a dog food distribution scene, the onlookers uttered the sound of delicious melons.

Dostoevsky: "Dazai is suspected to be the biggest winner in this face-to-face meeting."

Francis F: "A man who can only be coquettish is the most useless, and Chiya should throw him away and replace him with a new one. This man is almost rotting, and it is justified to throw non-recyclable poisons into the landfill as soon as possible."

Edogawa Ranpo: "How can Miss Hat dote on other people more than me!"

Mori Ogai: "Even though it's the first time we've met, Dazai is able to get to know him so well. It's really a long-planned plan."

Izumi Jinghua complained in a low voice: "I think Mr. Dazai stalked Qianya as soon as he saw her, but Qianya was annoyed by her. From this point of view, the two of them have no lover relationship more than friends. "

Emperor of Truth Natsume Soseki: "Have you noticed it? The subtle sense of sight of Dazai's voice and temperament——"

The author has something to say: 4500 plus more~

Wow, Dazai revealed his identity in this chapter.So don't wonder why this guy's routine is so annoying.

Please read silently in your heart, Osamu Dazai is not a good person, Osamu Dazai is not a good person, Osamu Dazai is not a good person!As long as he can deceive him into getting what he wants, Dazai doesn't care what means he uses.

From now on, Qian will also take over the heavy responsibility of slaughtering. Whenever he feels that something is wrong around him, the first thing to do is to kill him.

In order not to be chased by his wife to sleep in the living room, the leader of Dazai can only eat his hat, all the little fists of love 2333

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