The hat that was pitted [Comprehensive]

"You're a boy." Yuan Qianya raised her head blankly, looking up at the tall young man.

"Ahem, yes." The pale and thin young man covered his mouth and coughed twice, nodding his head.

Hara Chiya: "You lied to me for three years."

The liar Osamu Dazai has no shame on his face, "I have never admitted that I am a girl in the group."

Yuan Qianya has not yet reacted from the huge sense of absurdity, "But our language C group is originally a girls' club."

"There has never been a clear rule in the group to only recruit girls." Dazai Osamu stared at Hara Chiya with soft and moist eyes, "Just because I concealed my gender, is Chiya-chan going to deny our past?"

"..." Yuan Qianya was silent, and after taking a few steps forward, she turned her head and asked, "What's your real name?"

"Shuji Tsushima." The fair-skinned sickly young man tilted his head and added, "Japanese nationality, came to China four years ago to study."

Hara Chiya stopped, "Tsushima, Shuji?"

Osamu Dazai nodded, "Yeah."

"Dazai—" Hara Chiya lowered her voice, as if a volcano was about to erupt in her chest, "Do you think I will always believe any of your nonsense unconditionally?!"

"Yeah." Osamu Dazai's sickly white skin turned a tinge of red.

"Hehe." Hearing the young man's blunt reply, Yuan Qian also clenched his fists, took a breath, turned around and punched that innocent and hateful face, "You're going to die!"

"Bastard Dazai, do you think I don't know that the Japanese writer Dazai Osamu's real name is Tsushima Shuji?!"

Hara Chiya's 1.5-meter-five body exploded with great strength, holding down the 1.8-meter-high Dazai, and beating someone where the pain was concentrated.

"Let you pretend to be a girlfriend and lie to me for three years!"

His fist hit the young man's lower abdomen.

"Let you always tease me!!"

Kick the young man's knee.

"The most important thing is that you still dare to act stupid for me when buying a small skirt!!!"

Facing the young man curled up like a shrimp with his belly in his arms, Hara Chiya finally gave him a hammer.

"Bastard Dazai, you are going to die for me!!!"

Abandoning the liar Jiyou who was beaten into rags, Yuan Qianya walked forward angrily.

"Senya-chan~" The cheating young man Osamu Dazai curled up on the ground and let out a pitiful cry like a kitten, "I'm sorry... people are afraid that you will get angry so they dare not say it..."

I believe you a ghost!

Hara Chiya continued walking without looking back.

That bastard Dazai's brain is very easy to use, he is definitely enjoying the process of deceiving others!

Maybe, for the past few years, that bastard has been hiding behind the screen and laughing at her for being a fool.

Ahhhh, I get angry just thinking about it!

"Senya-chan—" Osamu Dazai called out even more bleakly, "Please don't leave me alone."

Hmph, I don't believe your nonsense!A big liar who didn't even reveal his real name!

Yuan Qian also seemed to be unaware, and continued to move forward.

Osamu Dazai looked lonely, and muttered to himself, "Since Senya-chan won't forgive me, then there's no point in living in this world alone..." With a relieved smile, he walked towards the roadside railing.

Beyond the railing on the side of the road, the river flows continuously.Osamu Dazai turned over and stood outside the railing looking at the river below.

"Farewell, this lonely world~"

Hara Chiya thought that the liar Dazai would follow up quickly, but he walked a few steps without hearing the sound of footsteps, and couldn't help but hesitate to slow down.Just when she was hesitating whether to turn her head to take a look, there was a loud noise behind her.

"Hold on tight and don't let go!"

"Quickly, quickly, pull people up!"

"One, two, three—"

A group of people quickly gathered on the side of the road, but Yuan Qianya did not see the figure of the liar Dazai, her face changed: Oops, Dazai's body looks very bad, he must have fainted from being crowded by so many people Bar.

Even though Ji You, who was angry with him for three years, lied to him, but Yuan Qian couldn't let his friend be alone when he was sick.She turned around and hurried towards the place where the crowd gathered.

"Oh, why did the good boy jump into the river?"

"Is it discrimination because of disability?"

"No, the elder brother who saved her just now said that the child was broken in love, so he didn't think about it for a while."

"Well, I guess he was dumped because of his disability."

"It's a pity that this child has such a good talent, why is he so miserable at such a young age..."

"..."

The more people went to the crowded place, the more bizarre the discussions among the onlookers became. Hearing what just happened, Yuan Qian also had a bad premonition.

The literary hero Osamu Dazai committed suicide many times in his life because of the pain in his heart, and his friend "Dazai" wouldn't even imitate this point...

Walking to the innermost part of the crowd of onlookers, seeing the pale and thin young man sitting beside the railing, Yuan Qianya immediately put the anger behind him.

"Dazai?" She was worried: Why did you commit suicide?depression?

The one who brought Dazai Osamu was a fat and strong elder brother, who was chattering in a fluent Northeast accent, "...Don't be so hard on yourself, little brother, how can we men be so fragile. Look at you, you are better than the stars on TV. Little Fresh Meat looks much better, it’s easy to go out and cheat a girl, let her pass the past..."

Osamu Dazai, who was carried up, looked lifeless, indifferent to the enthusiastic persuasion of his savior.

When Hara Chiya's hesitant call reached his ears, the eyes of Osamu Dazai, who had been acting as if the power was cut off, lit up.

"Senya-chan..." He raised his head and called out to Hara Chiya timidly, looking at the girl's face carefully.

Hara Chiya sighed, and walked to the side of the decadent young Dazai Osamu, "Why did you put yourself in such a mess."

Osamu Dazai acted aggrieved, "Because Senya-chan doesn't care about her."

The big brother next to him stopped thinking when he saw Yuan Qianya coming, and gave up the home court to the young couple.

Osamu Dazai's coquettish behavior made him shiver: Be good, is it so difficult to marry a wife now?If a man wants to find a good partner, he must not only look good, but also hang himself when he cries, make trouble, and act like a baby...

Kind-hearted brother: Fortunately, his wife married early.

Hara Chiya first thanked the older brother who was rubbing his wrist, and then sighed at Osamu Dazai again, "Which young master are you from? You are squeamish, depressed, and have poor physique. Didn't your family send anyone to follow you?" .”

Osamu Dazai said quietly, "I don't want others to disturb the two-person world of Senya-chan and me."

The older brother next to him gritted his teeth, "You young couple are having a conflict, big sister."

Yuan Qian was also dumbfounded, how did you see it, big brother? "No, I have nothing to do with him."

This sentence was like stabbing a hornet's nest, not only the kind-hearted brother, but also the onlookers on the side.

"It can't be like this if you have a good relationship. How hurtful are these words."

"Today's young people break up when they disagree, and never communicate with each other. The relationship is very intense."

"There are a lot of people looking for death and life, but usually it's the woman. This time it's the man who jumped into the river. It seems that this man is deeply affectionate."

"..."

Yuan Qian also opened his mouth to argue, but was interrupted by the words of the kind-hearted elder brother.

Good-hearted brother: "I said big sister, you can be optimistic about your guy. When I just pulled him up, I felt light under my hands. I thought a big guy of 1.8 meters could dislocate me, but it turned out It's like this." He moved his elbow joint, "The one in your family weighs a hundred catties at most."

Osamu Dazai's expression was a little stiff.

Yuan Qianya, who was distracted, nodded speechlessly, "He is not in good health, and he always likes to be a monster. Thank you, brother." She took out all her social talents since she was born, and took out her mobile phone, "Brother, please leave a contact Way, I will treat you to dinner in a few days."

The kind-hearted brother waved his hand, "No, no, no, I'm here on a trip. I'm leaving today." He turned his head and said to Dazai Osamu, "You two are angry, but it's okay for a man to jump into the river. What's the matter with a man and a woman? It doesn't make sense, do you have to look for death and life?"

Dazai Osamu stared at Hara Chiya with a forced smile and said, "But Chiya-chan is leaving me. I am a useless and despicable man. I can't think of any other way to keep her except this way."

"..." OK.

The kind-hearted elder brother was very helpless about Wenyi Dazai's brain circuit, and reached out to pat Hara Chiya's shoulder sympathetically, expressing that he already understood why this girl left just now.

In the noisy room, the police arrived in time.He first dispersed the onlookers, reported the latest developments of mass suicides to the main station, rejected the support of ambulances and salvage boats, and then launched criticism and education of Dazai Osamu and Hara Chiya.

The good-hearted brother had already left after receiving a pass of praise, leaving only Dazai Osamu and Hara Chiya who were dragged into the police booth by the roadside for education by the police.

"...So, this time I'm only criticizing and educating you. Next time, the police station will detain you." The police threatened Osamu Dazai majestically. And the gentle words comforted, "Look, it's not that your girlfriend doesn't care about you. You need to pay attention to methods and methods when you fall in love. Communicate more, communicate more, don't have such intense feelings all at once, keep it flowing for a long time."

"..." Yuan Qianya finally found a gap to explain, "Uncle policeman, I'm really not his girlfriend."

The police uncle said seriously, "You can't do this, little girl. Your boyfriend has a weak heart, so you have to pay more attention to this aspect. How can you always say such things to provoke him? Now that you dislike him, what did you do earlier?" went?"

The Chinese have always persuaded peace but not division. Under the stern eyes of the police who didn't know the truth, Yuanqian couldn't argue with anything and could only nod in agreement.

When stepping out of the public security defense room, Hara Chiya held Dazai Osamu's hand and swore to the policeman that he would take good care of his "boyfriend with a weak heart" and not allow him to come out to endanger public safety.

Standing on the side of the road and finally freed, Hara Chiya felt exhausted.

"Senya-chan~" Osamu Dazai looked completely unaffected, calling her name sweetly, and gently stroking her palm with his little finger, "You are my girlfriend now."

The eyes of the young man who had been lifeless just now were shining.

Hara Chiya immediately slapped Osamu Dazai's hand away "PIA", and said righteously, "Liar, you are dreaming."

The pale and thin young man immediately looked sluggish, and whispered pitifully, "Qianya-chan, don't you want me again?"

Hara Chiya stared: Where did the "again" come from? !

Osamu Dazai turned his head in frustration, "Okay, I'll leave right now, so I won't cause you any trouble..."

Seeing Dazai Osamu's frail back, Yuan Qian couldn't bear it, "Where are you going?"

Osamu Dazai said sullenly, "Getting into the water will bring trouble to everyone, and Senya-chan hates it too, so I'll go back and burn charcoal to commit suicide."

Hara Chiya: "Huh?!"

The author has something to say: Dazai the playwright: All the onlookers assisted, get√.

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