[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

Hao asked Su Wo: "Do you not love me anymore?"

What did that sentence say?

Osamu Dazai was unlucky, and the people of Yokohama celebrated together.

Two close friends of Osamu Dazai, Sogayan and Chuya Nakahara, had crab vinegar, king crab and cakes in front of them.

The two were sharing crabs wearing pvc gloves, and there was a bottle of 89-year-old Petrus wine next to them—Nakahara Nakahara said he wanted to celebrate.

As for Osamu Dazai, the head of the port mafia who was supposed to be the protagonist of today's dinner, there were only two ceramic bowls in front of him.

One bowl contained peak jerky cat food, and the other contained boiled mineral water.

Osamu Dazai stretched out his claws, scratched the carpet angrily, and walked to the corner to face the wall.

Being a cat isn't all bad, though.

For example, where to sleep—

As a young woman, Su Woyan would of course mind that there is an extra man on the bed.

But, who would mind a tomcat on the bed?

After Osamu Dazai turned into a cat, it seemed that he only had a cute appearance.

He didn't have the vigorous jumping ability of a cat, and he couldn't even get up on a chair.

Even when she went to bed while sleeping, she pulled the hanging sheet, implying that it took a long time before she was hugged by Su Woyan.

The air conditioner in the room is turned on to the point where cats feel cold.

You know, if the temperature is low, cats will grow in the quilt.

The black cat Osamu Dazai got into the quilt clumsily, scrambled around inside, and poked his head out from the quilt.

Furry black|The body undulates and makes a purring sound.

Su Woyan lifted the quilt.

Osamu Dazai turned over, exposing his stomach.

This behavior can be called a touch of porcelain in the cat world-he didn't push it, and he fell down by himself.

He acted as if to say "come rua me".

"Forget it...you can sleep here." Su Woyan put the quilt back again.

She unfolded the pull-out sofa and made a soft bed.

Osamu Dazai: "...?"

The girl in pajamas took out a quilt from the closet, picked up a pillow on the carpet and threw it on the sofa.

The movement of her spreading the quilt and going to bed was smooth and smooth, and Osamu Dazai stared at it in a daze.

Did you say that girls like cats?

Agreed you don't mind the tomcat going to bed?

Liars, all liars!

But, Mr. Dazai...

Girls certainly don't mind a tomcat going to bed.

But...if the tomcat has the soul of a 23-year-old grown man inside his body, that's a different story.

"Go to bed early, and show me the way to find the 'book' tomorrow." Su Woyan squeezed the remote control button and turned off the light. "It's better to change back as soon as possible, otherwise you will have to live in the litter box in the future."

Osamu Dazai, who was still upset at first, immediately fell silent.

He is a very face-saving person.

He really couldn't accept things like using the cat litter box to go to the toilet and needing the help of the excrement shovel officer to deal with the excrement.

And... there's really nothing to complain about.

Although Su Woyan felt sorry for not sleeping with him in his arms, but think about it from another angle——

Su Woyan will always fall asleep, and the legs grow on his body.

In the early morning of June 6, the moon was dark and the wind was high.

The pink-haired girl breathed lightly and evenly, and her chest rose and fell regularly.

On the bed... the cat was so dark that he couldn't see his whole body, his eyes were staring.

——This is definitely the scariest horror movie of this century.

Because Osamu Dazai's fur is so black that there is no trace of variegation, so that the shadow of the cat can't be seen at night.

Only a pair of iris-colored eyeballs could be seen floating in the air.

Osamu Dazai got out of the bed while grabbing the pillowcase, and jumped off the edge of the bed cautiously.

He is not a qualified cat, but fortunately he has always been a qualified mafia, and he was light when he jumped up and down in his early years.

Although it was rated as middle-low in physical skills by Zhongyuan Zhongye, this unfavorable physical skill is still enough.

then……

Osamu Dazai, who failed to jump off the bed, fell to the ground and rolled over.

Fortunately, the cat's body was soft and light, and the carpet was thickly laid, so he didn't feel any pain when he failed to land.

Osamu Dazai stood up and shook his head, returning the messy hair to its original position.

With four little black claws, he found a thick looking pillow closest to the sofa.

Osamu Dazai pushed the pillow over with his head, and got stuck in the gap under the sofa.

He climbed onto the pillow, then onto the sofa bed, and sat obediently beside the sleeping pink-haired girl.

The black chubby kitten flicked its tail behind.

Although Dazai Osamu is a person who doesn't show any emotions, but-he is a cat now, and the cat's tail and the cat are two kinds of creatures.

Seeing the way his tail flicked, he couldn't hide the excitement and excitement in his heart.

Osamu Dazai took some time to calm down, and approached Su Gayan lightly.

It was the first time he looked at Su Woyan from such a perspective.

Due to the change in size, Su Woyan looks very big to him now—it was obviously a little girl less than 1.6 meters before, and she looks smaller than Zhongyuan Zhongye.

The girl closed her eyes, her distinct eyelashes cast small fan-shaped shadows on her eyelids.

She has great skin - a combination of good genes and money and a lot of exercise (fighting).

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes happily.

He stretched out his black cat's paw, and gently touched the girl's fair cheek.

His nails were kept well by him, only the pads kept rubbing against Su Woyan's face.

The continuous harassment didn't make Su Gayan wake up, so Osamu Dazai, stimulated by the strange excitement, finally made an extraordinary move.

He turned around and took small steps, stepped on the pink-haired girl, and lay on Su Woyan's chest in a coil.

After finding such a satisfying position, the night owl Osamu Dazai finally felt sleepy, and fell asleep peacefully on his lover's body.

The author has something to say: Osamu Dazai: Cats grow not only in the quilt, but also on the body!

Later (5)

During Su Woyan's 21 years of life, he had many encounters due to accidents, and there were also a few supernatural events.

But it was the first time for her to experience "ghost pressing on the bed" - that is, sleep paralysis.

Her consciousness is clear, but her body cannot move.

No matter how much strength you use, you can only hook your fingers, or bite your own tongue with your teeth.

As a magical girl full of physical attributes, she has never experienced this feeling.

Forget it, let's sleep.

Anyway, it's just a normal phenomenon when you sleep.

After falling asleep, Su Woyan had a very bad dream.

Kurosaki Ichigo - This brother next door has become more handsome when he grows up, and he is of the sunny and healthy type.

No, handsome or not is not the point...

The point is that this guy is wearing a deadly costume, standing in front of Su Woyan with a knife in his hand.

"Yo, Su Wo, long time no see." Kurosaki Ichigo greeted casually, and then began to cut to the point: "Why are you still alive?"

Su Woyan twitched the corners of his mouth and asked, "Is there something wrong with my life?"

Kurosaki Ichigo scratched his head, hesitantly said: "It's not that it's wrong... it's just..."

"Didn't you die when you were 16 years old? Now you are serving as the God of Death in the Jingling Court of the Soul Realm, and you seem to have reached the captain level."

"It's so fast, I guess in a few years, you will be able to enter the zero team, right?"

Su Woyan slowly put out a question mark.

Kurosaki Ichigo said: "So, you are already dead."

"But why are you still alive and kicking around in this world?"

Su Woyan's memory gradually recovered, she thought for a while, and said, "I came from another world."

"Stop joking, Su Wo." Kurosaki Ichigo sighed and asked, "Are you messing around again?"

Su Wo said: "?"

Kurosaki Ichigo: "Not only you, but also the man who walked very close to you recently."

"That guy should have died a long time ago. He died when he jumped off the building a year ago."

"It's incredible, he's alive, you're alive, both of you are alive..."

Su Woyan wiped the sweat from his forehead and asked, "Are you here to take me away?"

"No, I'm here to take that guy away." Kurosaki Ichigo said, "You saved the world, you're a good person, it doesn't matter if you live a little longer."

"But that guy can't, he's a big villain, and if he lives another day, he will ruin the world."

Su Gayan was vaguely aware of who "that guy" Kurosaki Ichigo was talking about.

She smiled awkwardly and said, "You may not know...that guy jumped off the building a year ago to protect the stability of this world."

Kurosaki Ichigo's eyes widened in surprise, but he quickly walked out:

"But, he is still alive, and he failed in jumping off the building... Didn't he also fail in protecting the stability of the world?"

Su Wo said: "..."

As expected of the hot-blooded hero, the angle is tricky and difficult to break.

Kurosaki Ichigo said: "This kind of guy will directly become a prisoner in hell after death, and will not have the opportunity to enter the soul world."

As he said that, he took out his big sword, sharpened it and rushed towards Osamu Dazai.

Su Woyan woke up with a start, blinked her eyes in horror, her breathing was extremely rapid.

Because of her emotional excitement, her heartbeat was very fast, as if her heart was about to burst into her chest——

Eh?

chest?

Su Woyan, who woke up from the dream, lowered his head, feeling that something was pressing on him.

It's just that the room was dark and she couldn't see anything.

The pink-haired girl took out the pillow