[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

The effervescent tablet is bubbling inside.

She handed the cup to Osamu Dazai and said, "If you like it, why don't you just arrange it?"

"You're not like you in another world, you have to shed tears to calculate the monthly expenses if you want to buy a few more pillows."

...But, to be honest, Dazai Osamu of Butei probably didn't pay much attention to expenses, did he?

Based on his habit of paying on credit, it is probably Chuya Zhongyuan who paid the bill for him in the end.

"Yes." Osamu Dazai, who has become the leader of the port mafia, frankly admitted that he is rich.

In fact, no matter which world he is in, the individual named "Osamu Dazai" will not live in such a difficult situation before leaving mafia.

This guy is very good at making money, and he has already trampled on human lives before, creating nearly half of Port Mafia's revenue.

No wonder Mori Ogai planned such a big show to drive him out of port mafia.

Su Woyan thought: If I had such a powerful subordinate, I would kill him for sure.

"But, Yan-chan, I can't live my life as I want." Osamu Dazai sat down in a place surrounded by pillows. "If my room is decorated like this, one day the news will spread..."

Port mafia is bound to be disgraced.

Su Woyan sat not far from him, held the remote control to turn on the projector, and said, "Who can do whatever they want?"

She did not comfort Osamu Dazai.

Both of them are not children anymore, especially Osamu Dazai, who has seen the world too thoroughly.

All words of comfort are useless. He has always understood the so-called "make yourself happy", but there are still many difficulties in practicing it.

Su Woyan himself is the same.

If she could do whatever she wanted, her life would be completely different.

There is no physique of a terribly annoying heroine, and there is no need to leave early for school.

With an extra three hours of sleep a day, she might grow a few centimeters longer.

What's more, if she can break through her lower limit...

She is now probably living the life of the leader Zai in her left hand, Chuya Nakahara in her right hand, and a Butei Zai in her arms.

It's a pity that everyone, including herself, can only accept one-on-one.

"Hey, it sounds sad." Osamu Dazai complained.

But his tone didn't sound sad at all.

Although every step in the past few years was very difficult, and it was obviously very painful, but I was so busy that I didn't even have time to cry.

But ah, in the end, everything he wanted has been obtained.

The current him is probably the happiest Osamu Dazai in these countless parallel worlds.

"What about dinner? Can you call Chuya and sister Hongye together?"

Su Woyan pushed the man who was completely idle.

"And Mr. Hirotsu, if it's convenient, why don't you call Mr. Mori?"

"Yes, yes, I listen to you." Osamu Dazai picked up the phone and sent text messages to these people one by one. "Really, a bunch of light bulbs..."

"Isn't it good to have a meal with everyone once in a while? Mr. Dazai, who doesn't fit in." Su Woyan watched him select all contacts. "It's all said, people can't do whatever they want."

Osamu Dazai closed his eyes and asked, "Then what can you do as you please?"

Su Woyan thought for a while, and gave the answer after a while: "Cat?"

Osamu Dazai sighed, and said, "Yes, yes, cats do do whatever they want, I really want to be a cat—"

The moment those words fell, the world before Osamu Dazai's eyes turned upside down.

"Hey, Dazai!" Su Woyan's face magnified several times.

The girl stared at him blankly, already shocked to the point of being speechless.

Osamu Dazai blinked blankly, lowered his head and raised his hand - a furry black cat's paw.

Those chosen by the "book" that can achieve anything can't talk nonsense.

What if it becomes a reality?

Su Woyan looked at Osamu Dazai in front of him, or rather, a black cat.

She held her forehead in pain, took the mobile phone, and sent a message to the mafia who had just replied "I will definitely be there" a minute ago.

"I'm sorry, the party is cancelled, let's go to our own business."

After a while, Chuya Zhongya called.

Su Woyan pressed the connect button, and there was already scolding: "What the hell are you doing, you bastard, other people work very hard, don't always use your bad temper-"

Su Woyan quickly interrupted him: "Zhongye, it's me."

Zhongyuan Zhongye's scolding stopped, he didn't have the habit of scolding Su Woyan.

In the Central Plains, people often swear, and their vocabulary is very small, and they only have words like "stupid" and "stupid|fool" over and over again.

When he swears, he even looks a little cute because of his shallow swearing vocabulary.

Of all the people he knew, the only one who hadn't been scolded was Koyo Ozaki.

Even Su Woyan was scolded and even got into a fight for reporting him to the police when they first met.

"Ah, it's me, Su... That guy Dazai..."

Su Woyan supported his head: "Go downstairs and take a look. In my room, the situation is not easy to explain."

A round black kitten paw at the corner of Su Woyan's clothes, and gave a childish "mi" sound.

What I have to mention is—as expected of Osamu Dazai, even if he turns into a cat, it will be this kind of briquette color that is so black that it will not reflect light.

Does this color come from the blackness of the hair, or the blackness of the soul and heart?

Later (4)

Nakahara Chuya went downstairs, and when he walked into the women's room, he could see that he was a little uncomfortable.

He imagined a good situation, for example, he would only catch a drunk Dazai Osamu here, or a Dazai Osamu who bumped his head on the corner of the table and died on the spot.

But when he walked in, he realized that Osamu Dazai was not here at all.

The only people in the room were Su Woyan, who was sitting by the table, covering his face and sighing, and——

A black cat standing on the table, circling around the phone anxiously, typing with difficulty on the pad.

Black cat...types with a meat pad....

Of course cats can't type, so it can be deduced that this cat is not a cat.

Zhong Yuan also asked in astonishment: "... Dazai?"

He held out his hand and pointed with his index finger at the cat, which was as black as a briquette.

Not only did the briquette not hide, but it even came forward and bit Zhongya Zhongya's hand with a meow.

Zhong Yuanzhong also withdrew his fingers, squeezed the back of the cat and pushed him down.

No problem, this is definitely Osamu Dazai.

"It's him." Su Woyan pushed away the little black cat that kept rubbing against his arm in disgust. "Don't come here, you lose your hair."

Osamu Dazai turned around in a circle, and fell down in aggrieved manner.

But when he met Su Woyan, he was always shameless.

After a few minutes, he hugged the little girl's arm again with his black claws.

"This guy said 'I want to be a cat,' and that's what happened."

Su Gayan picked up the big plastic clip used to dry the quilt, and clamped it around the back of Dazai Osamu's neck.

"so--"

Zhong Yuan also stretched out his hand to touch the cat's head, but the cat gritted its teeth once more fiercely.

"It's your own fault."

"But isn't it good? Osamu Dazai turned into a cat or something, it makes people happy just thinking about it."

Osamu Dazai swore that if the clothespin hadn't pinched the back of his fate's neck, he would jump up and grab Hana Nakahara Chuya's face right now.

"It does look cute."

When Su Woyan stretched out her hand, the black cat rubbed against her palm very affectionately.

It is enough to see that the cat is watching people order food.

Su Woyan pinched the cat's ears and asked, "But won't it be troublesome for him to become like this?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered.

"What's the trouble?"

"Is there any difference between whether this guy is here or not? Or he is the biggest trouble."

As a close friend who has beaten Dazai for several years, Su Woyan thinks this makes sense.

When she and Chuya Nakahara got along with Osamu Dazai, the most habitual and convenient thing they did was beat up Osamu Dazai besides paying the bill.

"I have always been the one who made the documents, and I am also the one who suppressed them by force."

Nakahara Nakaya pointed to Osamu Dazai who had turned into a cat, and said:

"He's not as useful as a cat."

Osamu Dazai raised his head, as if he wanted to curse, but all his words turned into cat meows.

"Meow-meow!" His voice was sweet and childish, and it sounded more like he was acting like a baby.

Osamu Dazai stared blankly at Chuya Nakahara, who was full of happiness, and finally realized the fact that he couldn't do anything to his deadly enemy.

Osamu Dazai, the black cat, drooped his eyelids, turned around and closed himself.

The two front paws are in the posture of the peasants, looking like "Don't beat me".

"You're right." Su Wo said seriously, "I should enjoy the days when Dazai doesn't bother me."

Black Cat Osamu Dazai: "..."

Su Woyan stood up: "Zhongye, long time no see, let's have dinner together?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also didn't understand the direction of the matter, but there was no problem with having dinner together: "Yes."

"I bought an emperor crab some time ago and kept it in a tank."

Su Woyan grabbed the coat on the hanger and said:

"It just so happened that today Dazai became a cat and couldn't eat crabs, so let's steam them and eat them."

Osamu Dazai widened his eyes and looked at Su Woyan in disbelief.

——Woman, the agreed crab is for me!

——It was agreed that I kept it as a pet in the water tank because I was in poor health and could not eat seafood!

——Big trotter!

He groaned and curled up into a ball.

If he can still speak human words now, he must be fine