[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

Son, asked: "Dazai, when did Su Wo disappear?"

Osamu Dazai replied: "This morning, I got up and went there, but I couldn't find anyone, and the phone couldn't get through."

Zhongyuan Zhong also turned around and left.

"Hey, Chuya, how did you go?" Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand, and said pitifully, "As a partner, shouldn't you listen to the problem and help me find the key point?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also waved his hand and said, "It's a waste of my feelings to listen to you."

Osamu Dazai fell down and shed his lasagna tears again: "Wow~ Chu Ye is so ruthless~"

What a joke, Su Woyan is such an adult, and not a child, how can he say that he is missing?

Judging from the relationship between these two people, it is estimated that there is no possibility of quarreling to the point of disappearing.

Danger...?No, with Su Woyan's current force value, the only ones who are in danger will be others.

When Su Woyan is not around, Osamu Dazai will choose to be a demon.

The same is true today.

He drank a glass of "The Godfather" from Lupine's bar, and he didn't know if the alcohol hit his head, and some nerves in him twitched.

The coffee shop downstairs of the Armed Detective Agency is mostly used to entertain the acquaintances upstairs.

Therefore, when the bandage waste device in a sand-colored windbreaker walked in, the waitress was quite surprised.

This sand trench coat was bought five years ago.

He touched the book, opened the memory of the day, and went to the store to buy the dress back.

The matter of buying clothes is very decisive, which is in line with Osamu Dazai's personality in doing things as he pleases.

However, he never had the courage to wear this dress.

After he assassinated Mori Ogai and succeeded him as the leader, his life has been very busy.

This sand-colored windbreaker was also forgotten in a corner of the closet. It took five years for Dazai Osamu to find it when he was tidying up the closet.

He felt that he probably did it on purpose. He didn't dare to wear it after buying it, and put it in the corner of the closet, pretending that he had forgotten it.

Unexpectedly, when time slipped through the fingers, people whose brains were occupied by work really forgot about it.

Osamu Dazai's appearance is quite good.

Even if he used to walk in the dark, was sick all day long, and every time he laughed, it was not from the bottom of his heart——

His face is very charming, his danger, his darkness, are all very attractive.

Not to mention Osamu Dazai who has been cured of his mental illness by a certain pink-haired girl and has a relaxed and gentle smile on his face all day long.

He's just a walking hormone, exuding his damn charm wherever he goes.

"Are you alone?" The waitress looked at the store and said, "It happens that there are fewer people today, so sit by the window, the sofa chairs over there are more comfortable."

Osamu Dazai thanked him softly, and walked towards the window.

In fact, he is not used to sitting by the window. This is a habit he developed during the four years of life-saving life after he became the leader of the port mafia.

Sitting by the window is easy to be sniped. An anti-supernatural being like him has nothing to do if he encounters a physical attack.

But it seems that in many worlds, he spends the noon lazily lying on the table by the window with the members of the detective agency.

That languid way of life is beautiful, but... now he has almost forgotten it.

What a pity, it was obviously a very good memory.

Osamu Dazai sat by the window, squinting his eyes under the warm sunlight.

He lay on the table, letting the sleepiness of the afternoon sweep over his body.

It doesn't matter if he forgets, anyway, now he can feel and remember those feelings unscrupulously.

You can lie down by the window and sleep at will. This sense of security that you don't need to guard against attacks by malicious people is what people in the quagmire envy most.

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, comfortably like a cat sleeping in.

It was an indescribable sense of happiness.

I really want to invite Yan Jiang over to take a nap.

However, speaking of...

This kind of sense of security that you can sleep with your head tilted in the store, Yan Jiang seems to have been like this since she was a child.

Dazai rolled his eyes.

Whenever he thinks of Su Woyan, the corners of his mouth will rise unconsciously, and his eyes will be filled with tenderness.

"Sir, you want the hearty omelet rice." The waiter brought over an omelet rice and a glass of lemon sparkling water as a gift.

Osamu Dazai is very clear about the content of the set menu in this coffee shop. This glass of lemon sparkling water is probably due to his good looks.

Hmm... What would he do in a situation like this when he was in an armed detective agency in another world?

Osamu Dazai took the clerk's hand, knelt on the ground on one knee, and said affectionately: "Beautiful lady, I fell in love with you at first sight, please go die with me~"

According to the habit of this young lady who is used to seeing strange people because the store is located downstairs in the Armed Detective Agency, she will immediately include the original price of the gift of lemon sparkling water in the bill.

Osamu Dazai had a little complacency in his eyes, and he felt that he was going to get back that feeling soon.

"Dazai?" The pink-haired girl behind the sofa poked her head out.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Su Woyan looked at him suspiciously, as if saying, "What's wrong with you again?"

But what she said was more tactful: "What are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai: What should I do when my girlfriend catches me and invites other beauties to die in love? I'm waiting online.

"Oh, do you know someone?"

The waitress withdrew her hand calmly, and had already figured out how much service fee would be added to the bill.

"This guest, please don't do this, I prefer to live."

The smile on Osamu Dazai's face was already stiff: "...Yeah, it's better to live, sorry."

"Dazai, don't do something that will cause trouble for others."

Su Gayan sighed, stretched out his hand to pinch Dazai Osamu's back collar, and dragged him to the chair beside him.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Su Woyan asked: "What's the matter, can't talk anymore?"

Osamu Dazai asked tentatively: "Did you hear Yan Jiang just now?"

Su Woyan nodded: "Of course I heard it. If I'm so deaf, why would I talk about saving the world?"

Osamu Dazai was a little scared: "... Isn't Yanjiang angry?"

Su Woyan said calmly: "The possibility that you are telling the truth when you hook up with other girls is not as high as the probability that the sun comes out from the west."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Later (2)

Osamu Dazai raised his eyelids and looked at the pink-haired girl who had no angry expression on her face.

He said, "Yan Jiang obviously doesn't understand me very well, does she?"

Su Woyan took a sip of sparkling water and replied, "Normal people don't understand you very well."

"Then how did Yanjiang make sure that I wouldn't hook up with other little girls?" Osamu Dazai asked, "Is it out of self-confidence?"

Su Woyan stroked her boyfriend's hair, which felt very good to the touch, and said, "Yes, I just rely on you to like me."

Osamu Dazai specially lowered his head so that it would be convenient for her to ravage him.

"So Yan Jiang is right for me?"

"It's too much, obviously very slow in terms of emotions, but this cute bad idea has learned so quickly."

Su Woyan smiled and asked, "Then who do you think I learned from?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

This embarrassment lasted only a few seconds, and Osamu Dazai changed the subject.

"What did Yanjiang go to do today, I didn't see anyone early in the morning."

"I couldn't get through the phone either. I thought that Yan Jiang regretted it just after dating me, so I packed up and ran away."

Su Woyan sighed, and said, "I told you, at least you should have some confidence in yourself, right?"

Osamu Dazai lowered his head and smiled, his brows and eyes were full of tenderness.

"But me, compared to Yan Jiang, it's actually very bad."

"Yan Jiang is an excellent person, and there are many excellent people gathered around him. Yan Jiang has a lot of choices, right?"

"That's right." Su Woyan admitted very bluntly that Osamu Dazai was really bad.

Although he has a good face, a good height, and a sweet mouth, it seems that he can't find a suitable reason to be with him for a lifetime.

He likes to study how to commit suicide, and he is very sick on the mental level. In reality, this overworked body is not much better.

It is no exaggeration to say that this body is riddled with scars from previous suicide attempts, and later arranged everything by jumping from a high place.

"I do have a lot of choices, and on the whole, it seems that all of them are better than you."

Su Woyan said: "But things like feelings cannot be measured by 'excellence or not'."

"When I decided to jump the world, I had already made my choice, and I will never regret it."

Osamu Dazai was speechless: "Well..."

"Or, if I don't choose you." Su Woyan asked, "Then why should I pay such a high price to travel across the world?"

Su Woyan is not a selfless person.

She avoids accidents, avoids all troubles, and pursues an ordinary and happy life.

In her view, her own happiness is greater than the so-called world peace.

As for things like jumping through time and space, let alone how crazy it is, no one with a good brain will do it.

Not only difficult, but also troublesome.

Her family, her friends—there are so many fetters in the world, and she can't explain any of them.

Her sacrifice was too great to be caused by recklessness and impulsiveness.

It should be said that Su Woyan is simply crazy——

And what Osamu Dazai said, the choices Su Gayan had, all existed in the original world.

A better choice, without jumping the world, without leaving family and friends, this is what it used to be