[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

complete.

Of course... Dazai Osamu's most terrifying skill is to create "benefits", right?

Even Mori Ogai is not as smooth as him in making black-hearted money or something.

The box of ice cream that Su Woyan is digging is what Osamu Dazai made for her when he came here before.

The ice crystals are all broken, the ice cream is smooth and soft, with a strong vanilla and milk flavor after the entrance.

Come to think of it, it's not unreasonable that this guy used to turn girls over.

He has hands-on ability, he can coax people, and he is also good-looking...

If it wasn't for the fact that his personality was so bad that most people couldn't handle it, this guy would be the best candidate for a boyfriend.

"Of course I want to talk about it." Osamu Dazai took off his coat, found out his slippers, walked over to Su Woyan and sat down.

Su Woyan simply gave up half of the footbath: "Here~"

As a magical girl, she has many skills that can improve the happiness of life, such as soaking feet in water to keep warm.

Dazai Osamu looked at the two feet in the basin that were slightly rosy from the scalding, and began to regret why the second gender of the two was not reversed.

Su Woyan said that if he was an Omega, he would definitely be fascinated by it every night, and the leader would not go to work from then on.

He is also very fascinated now, but unfortunately the initiative is not in his hands, no matter how he releases pheromones to seduce the other party, Su Woyan is as steady as a Beta.

Su Gayan, who smelled a fishy smell, turned his head and pinched Osamu Dazai's neck: "Is it estrus again?"

Osamu Dazai who can release pheromone: "Hey, Yan-chan can smell it..."

Su Woyan was silent for a while, and began to think about what this guy meant.

"There is no reaction to Omega's pheromones, Yan-chan is as cold as a Beta." Dazai Osamu put his face on one hand, "Or, Yan-chan is a Beta who can smell pheromones?"

These words are simply a huge insult to an Alpha.

Su Woyan: "...Which eye of yours didn't react when you saw me?"

It sounds a bit R-rated to say this, but as an Alpha, she must say it.

It's like the old saying "men can't say no".

There was resentment in Dazai Osamu's tone: "Yan-chan didn't release any pheromone."

"It's so cold, there is obviously an Omega in heat in front of you."

Su Gayan turned his head to look at Osamu Dazai, staring at him from head to toe.

Her eyes were no longer soft as before, and after being provoked, her mood changed quite obviously.

The pink-haired girl's eyes were sharp, with a dangerous gleam, as if she wanted to penetrate Dazai Osamu's entire body.

This is different from the way she looks at the enemy on the battlefield, which is not hostile.

This look is more dangerous in a sense, as if looking at the prey that broke into his territory.

"Dazai, isn't there a big misunderstanding between us?" Su Woyan stretched out his wrist and said, "Try to smell it carefully?"

Osamu Dazai held the girl's wrist dubiously, and moved closer to his nose.

He still didn't smell anything, but from this moment on, his pheromones could no longer be released freely.

His pheromones seemed to be pulled, and the slight numbness went all the way from the back of his neck to the tailbone, and his body began to become hot.

His sanity sank a little, and he was not so clear-headed.

Only then did Osamu Dazai realize something was wrong, he could smell it, but it was hard to describe it with items or perfume.

It was a very clear smell, cold and bland, but it made his body react and start to heat up.

When his consciousness gradually sank, Su Woyan moved out of the footbath, stood up and stood in front of him.

The pink-haired girl crossed her arms and said, "Well, I thought my O was naturally cold, and I'm not ready for sex/life."

Osamu Dazai had a misty smile in his eyes: "It's great to clear up the misunderstanding, but ah, Yan-chan."

Su Woyan raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

Dazai Osamu said: "Although AO love is the most common, but I still want to experience OA love."

Su Woyan's alarm bells rang in his head: "What do you want to do?"

Osamu Dazai stood up and said, "Do what you want to do to me now."

On this day, it snowed heavily in Tokyo.

When he struggled out of the misty desire/desire, Osamu Dazai saw the drifting snow outside the window.

He raised his hand and rubbed his nose, and finally understood it belatedly.

——That smell is snow.

Clear, ethereal, dreamlike and ethereal.

At any moment, it will melt into a puddle of water and disappear into the palm of your hand.

It seems that in countless worlds, Su Woyan exists like this to him.

The author has something to say: Don't ask me who attacked who, I don't know either! !

Run away with the lid on(?)

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"[Comprehensive] Today I'm Fighting Boss Again" Author: C Language Blackboard Eraser

【Copywriting】

My name is KID.

I have a task.

I beat Sakata Gintoki into a pig's head.

I pushed Xu (Matsuyo Yoshida) into the laser and disappeared.

I made the whole soul world addicted to fighting the land master playing mahjong.

I let Aizen Soyousuke be pierced by thousands of swords.

The next target is the Ant King.

He is happily playing chess with the orphan girl.

Well, I'm ready to do it.

My name is KID.

I have a task.

Kill the world boss.

ps: The inspiration comes from the iwanna game played by Sanren

The first boss: Xu / Yoshida Shoyo (end)

The second boss: Aizan Big Fudge (updated)

The third boss: cute ant king (saved)

The fourth boss: Heijue is pitiful

Fifth boss: Holy Grail

The sixth boss: Ghost Dance Tsuji Mumi

The seventh boss: undecided

Later (1)

The author has something to say: this time the extra episode is directed by the leader, it is the follow-up of Yokohama Love Story~

Crazy sprinkle dog food.

There will probably be several articles~

After establishing a relationship with Osamu Dazai, Su Gayan disappeared.

To be precise, she ran away by herself.

Yes, a 21-year-old adult suddenly ran away after having a fixed relationship with a man and a woman.

Osamu Dazai lay on the desk, and let out a voice deceived by life: "...Ah~"

Zhong Yuanzhong also grabbed him by the back collar and dragged him up: "What are you doing so lazy!? Don't even think about throwing the document to me again!"

But this person was limp, like a lump of mud that couldn't be lifted up.

Zhongyuan Zhong also pulled the man up, and as soon as he let go, he lay back on his stomach without bones.

"I can't get up, Chuya."

Lasagna tears flowed down Osamu Dazai's face.

"Being beaten down by life."

Zhong Yuan Zhong also said angrily: "I believe your nonsense? Get up!"

Osamu Dazai himself is entirely to blame for this loss of trust—he must have never heard the story of "Wolf is Coming".

"Chuya, I'm telling the truth." Osamu Dazai slammed his head on the table. "I'm dumped."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also unmoved: "Stop lying to others, you've already used this excuse...ah no, you haven't used it before."

"How could such words be said to deceive people?" Osamu Dazai said, "Even if it's me, I wouldn't make some jokes."

Nakahara Chuya rolled up his palms and rested his chin in thought for a while.

Osamu Dazai is telling the truth.

Everyone in the port maifa knows that he regards Su Wo as his life, and he cannot live a day without him.

He hasn't gone too far to joke about this kind of thing.

Nakahara Chuya opened the chair opposite the desk and sat down, intending to have a heart-to-heart talk with his partner.

"Didn't you just usher in the first spring of your life?"

"Mackerel, what did you do to go too far, the speed of falling out of love is too fast?"

Dazai ruled this person with a bad temper and a deep palace. Eight out of ten sentences he said were to set people up.

Nine out of ten people who knew Osamu Dazai wanted to break his legs.

So no matter what happens, everyone will think about what bad things Mr. Dazai has done.

Osamu Dazai raised his head and asked, "What does Chuya think I can do?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it, and his face gradually became dark.

When they were partners, he was really treated badly by Dazai.

Steal|swipe credit cards, hide razor blades in shoes, throw lax|medicine in wine.

"There are too many things you can do, idiot." Zhong Yuanzhong also twitched the corners of his mouth, "Don't you yourself have some intermediate numbers in AC?"

"But, I really didn't do anything?" Osamu Dazai counted in detail: "I will deliver food to Yan Jiang in the morning, go shopping with her in the afternoon, and stay in the room at night, watching movies with a small projector .”

Nakahara Chuya, who was caught off guard by a mouthful of dog food: "..."

How angry, this is what he asked for.

"By the way, it seems that I'm really upset about provoking Yanchan~" Osamu Dazai recalled in a trance, and said, "I didn't want to drink medicine last night."

Zhong Yuan also asked: "And then?"

After this kind of thing happens, the solution is usually Osamu Dazai submitting obediently under Su Gayan's anger and lust.

"Then, Yan Jiang poured a bowl of medicine and drank it in front of my face." Osamu Dazai said incredulously, "She said it would be a big deal to drink with me, and then of course I took the medicine. The medicine is very difficult Drink it, but Yan Jiang asked to drink it herself, so you shouldn’t be angry about it, right?”

Zhong Yuanzhong also patted the table and stood up, choking on the mouthful of dog food so much that he couldn't swallow it.

he calmed down for a while