[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

The smile on Dazai's face stiffened.

Su Woyan didn't intend to get an answer out of his mouth.

"Restrain your strange behavior as soon as possible, Dazai."

"Next time, I'll beat you to the hospital."

A phone ringing broke the awkward atmosphere at the bar.

Osamu Dazai picked up the phone, and decisively took the phone away after answering the call.

The dark dwarf's voice came from the microphone: "Where did you idiot Dazai go!?"

This sense of collapse is so familiar, Su Woyan knows who is on the other end of the phone without having to identify the voice.

Osamu Dazai seemed gentle and understanding.

But after getting along for a long time, you will find that the word "Unbeaten" is shining brightly on that handsome face.

Osamu Dazai's partner, Chuya Nakahara, another young cadre of Hong Kong black.

Zhong Yuanzhong is also a good guy in every aspect except his height, he treats people with gentleness and courtesy, and he is sincere.

The only two people in this world who can make Nakahara Chuya so violent that he can curse people and even fight are Osamu Dazai and his enemies.

Even Su Woyan, who doesn't see each other several times in half a year, couldn't help beating him.

Not to mention Nakahara Chuya, a partner who often has to do missions with Dazai.

Osamu Dazai ignored the gunshots on the other end of the phone.

"Chuya, don't be so fierce."

"I'm busy with Yan-chan, you have to work hard~"

Afterwards, Osamu Dazai ignored the sound of gunshots and his partner's scolding, and hung up the phone.

He turned his head with a smile: "Yan Jiang, I don't want green juice, can you change it with me?"

Su Woyan was dumbfounded.

Although I have seen it many times, Su Woyan still wants to ask:

What the hell is this plastic sidekick?

Still using diamonds to polish diamonds?

What is Mr. Sen thinking?

The diamond has been polished so that he is no longer tall. If Zhongyuan Zhongye was not strong enough, he would have been pitted to death by another diamond.

Su Woyan pushed his peach sparkling water to Osamu Dazai.

She lost her appetite for drinks.

She only wants to uphold justice for Zhongye in the Central Plains, and sees the force of gravity beating the black mud monster violently.

Half an hour later, Zhong Yuanzhong also walked into the bar with his body covered in bruises.

Every step he took made Su Woyan mistakenly think that he was going to demolish some old wooden stairs.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who had been in a fire/fight, was also very angry. The resentment was so deep that it almost solidified, and the entire bar was wrapped in a freezer at minus [-] degrees.

Fortunately, he is not a supernatural user of the ice system.

Zhong Yuanzhong also took off his worn coat, and threw it on the clothes hanger.

The startled cat got up calmly, jumped to the side of the stairs, and left along the road.

Nakahara Chuya turned around and picked up Osamu Dazai's collar: "Dazai, you bastard!"

"Chuya, you came back alive?" Osamu Dazai said with a smile, "I thought you were going to die when I heard the phone call."

Su Wo said: "..."

Are you looking forward to his death?

Like he's expecting you to be fucked right now.

Osamu Dazai's tone was gentle: "Don't be angry, the boss will be very troubled if you make trouble here."

The boss wiped the glass calmly, not surprised by these things.

Su Woyan felt that the boss must have a strong heart.

He even persisted for so long without closing the store when only members of the Hong Kong gangsters visited.

"Chuya, what do you want to drink today?"

Su Woyan persuaded the fight in time: "I treat you."

When Su Woyan called other people by their first names, they always called their surnames more often.

As for why he just called out his name when he saw Zhong Yuanzhong—it was all taken by Osamu Dazai.

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at Su Woyan, and then at the grinning guy in front of him.

"Tch." He temporarily turned off the ignition and let go of Osamu Dazai's collar.

"No, I'll pay the bill."

Zhongyuan Zhong also guessed with his nose, Dazai, this bastard, let others pay for it again.

"Why do you have the nerve to let the students treat you?"

Osamu Dazai pointed at his fingertips innocently, then hid aside and snickered.

Su Woyan sighed, and could only lament his carelessness in making friends.

Su Woyan can't be regarded as a student without income.

As a magical girl who saved the world, Su Woyan has always lived with a high salary from the above.

There is also a pension after retirement. Su Woyan was also distributed to Academy City as a lv5 for a year, and received a lot of subsidies.

So Su Woyan's tone was not about money at all.

She was thinking, obviously they are partners, how come these two people are in the sky and in the earth.

The three of them sat in front of the bar, each drinking a drink or wine.

Neither Dazai Osamu nor Zhong Yuanzhong mentioned daily topics, and tacitly did not mention Hong Kong and black in front of Su Woyan.

Perhaps it was because of being vigilant and afraid of Su Woyan.

Perhaps, they think that Su Woyan is not from the same world as them.

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened a whole bottle of rosé champagne.

After meeting Dazai Osamu's pitiful eyes, he asked the boss to serve Dazai Osamu another glass of green juice.

Zhongyuan Zhong also shook his wine glass and asked:

"Su Wo, you decided to become a hero?"

His motives for asking this question could have been many.

They are the port mafia that makes the world fearful. Their daily work is accompanied by wooden warehouses and ammunition, which is an existence that cannot be tolerated in the eyes of justice.

But Su Woyan, who is a good friend, runs to Xiongying High School and develops towards a hero who sings for justice.

It is said that Osamu Dazai was responsible for this.

Nakahara also gave Osamu Dazai a sideways look, but he still couldn't figure out what was going on in this guy's mind.

"That's it."

Su Woyan took a small tong and added ice cubes to the glass.

Her answer sounded a little coping.

What is "bar"?

Isn't this kind of thing uncertain?

"I don't know what to do next."

Su Woyan said: "Being a hero may be a good choice, so I will give it a try."

"Isn't that nice?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also supported his face with one hand, and said, "A hero is quite suitable for you."

"That's right." Osamu Dazai answered with a smile, "Yan-chan is very suitable to be a hero."

Chuya Nakahara's praise is a real compliment.

But Osamu Dazai's praise made Su Woyan extremely vigilant.

"Hey, Dazai." Su Woyan asked, "Don't you want me to infiltrate the heroes and provide more information to Hong Kong gangsters in the future?"

The author has something to say: Let me explain, here is Yan Jiang's unilateral opinion that Da Zai's motives are impure.

Because this guy has a bad stomach, he is too smart, he always makes fun of people, so be careful...

With the development of the plot, relationships, thoughts and modes of getting along will gradually change.

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The beauty of the prosperous age in black time!

When I watched the show, I always felt that Dazai was so gentle and gentle.

(Although it is actually a black slime)

Then I started writing: ah, this Dazai is really difficult to write!

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A look of astonishment flashed across Dazai Osamu's face.

He returned to his gentle smile again.

"Why would Yan Jiang think so? I'm telling the truth."

"Dazai, you bastard."

Zhong Yuan Zhong also said with emotion: "Who knows if what you say is true or not?"

Osamu Dazai smiled, and turned his chair back to face the bar counter.

In his hand, he held the sparkling peach water that he had brought from Su Woyan, and raised it slightly.

The dim yellow lights of the hotel shone on him, casting a gentle warm light on him.

The sparkling water in his hand also became sparkling under the lamp.

"If Yanjiang is willing to kill me in a flash."

Osamu Dazai paused, and continued: "That must be a lie."

Su Woyan and Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at each other, and got the same message from each other's eyes: this guy is hopeless.

Osamu Dazai: "Magical girls should have a way to let me die without pain, right?"

"No." Su Wo said, "the only way is to purify and wash your dirty soul."

Osamu Dazai turned his head away.

"That's fine."

Who has nothing to do to wash their brains, right?

The three of them talked for a long time in Lupine.

It's all about everyday life.

Osamu Dazai and Nakahara were unwilling to talk too much about Hong Kong gangsters in front of Su Woyan, so the core of the topic was Su Woyan.

Fortunately, the daily life of magical girls is also very interesting to talk about, which will not make this party boring.

Moreover, the daily chat with Osamu Dazai is actually very interesting.

This weirdo with bandages is actually not confused, even chatting with a sense of gloom, he is very good at taking care of other people's emotions-although most of the time, he is better at breaking people down.

Zhong Yuanzhong also glanced at the time, got up to get his coat: "It's late, Su, I'll take you home."

Osamu Dazai was dissatisfied and said, "Why are you sending Yan-chan home, slug?"

Nakahara Chuya crossed his arms, and he just gave him a look of disdain for the nickname Dazai Osamu gave him.

Obviously, he's used to it.

Zhong Yuanzhong also said, "I came by car."

Su Woyan put down his glass and raised his head: "Drunk driving?"

Nakahara Chuya: "...No problem will happen."

Su Woyan stood up and said, "I'd better send it home, the kind that flies back in the sky."

Zhong Yuanzhong also refused: "But I can fly myself."

Satisfied, Osamu Dazai turned around and said happily:

"That's just right, Chuya flew back by himself, and Yan Jiang took me back to the hospital."

He thought about it and added:

"Or I can send Yanjiang home."

Su Woyan expressionlessly made a decision for the three of them:

"Chuya went home by himself, and so did I. You go back to the hospital by yourself, that's the deal."

Osamu Dazai started making trouble like a child again:

"Why