[Comprehensive] I don't want to be the heroine

how? "

"I lay in the hospital for many days, waiting to die."

Zhongyuan Zhongye's words scared Su Woyan to his feet, and he continued:

"But that guy just didn't die. The doctor became suspicious and went to test the remaining medicine in the medicine bottle."

Su Woyan held his breath.

Nakahara Chuya: "If it is found to be a bottle of counterfeit medicine, it will be his fate."

Su Woyan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

Su Wo said: "Great, it's a fake medicine."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also very upset: "Tch, it turned out to be a counterfeit medicine."

After hanging up the phone, Su Woyan could no longer write the exercises.

She wanted to beat up Dazai so badly, she wanted to do it now.

After rejecting the idea of ​​transforming himself and flying to Yokohama overnight, Su Woyan raised his head and saw the orange-haired boy passing by the window.

Su Woyan transformed in a second, opened the window and chased after him.

That was her kindergarten neighbor, Kurosaki Ichigo, a handsome guy who could see ghosts since he was a child.

Later, fate was intertwined, and Kurosaki Ichigo became a god of death, chasing the dead souls who had turned bad and ran on the street every day.

That thing is called "Xu", right?

All in all, Kurosaki Ichigo suffered a lot of injuries and went through a lot of things.

The ending wasn't too bad though.

At any rate, he returned to the present world and found a balance between the two identities of death and human.

When Su Gayan chased after him, Kurosaki Ichigo cut down the masked villain with one knife.

Su Woyan held a pink wand, floated down from a height, and said hello: "Kurosaki-kun."

"Su Wo, why are you here?" Kurosaki Ichigo asked, "Didn't you go to Academy City?"

Su Wo said: "...Well, it's a long story. I just saw you, and I have something to ask for when I catch up with you."

Su Wo said, "Kurosaki-kun should be very familiar with Goutei Thirteen, right?"

Kurosaki Ichigo nodded: "It's okay, Su, do I have something to trouble them?"

"Can you ask them to help me, if you see this person in the soul world."

Su Woyan picked up the phone and pulled out a photo, pointing to the bandaged black curly hair and said:

"Please help me to beat him hard."

Kurosaki Ichigo: "...is this person already in Soul Soul Realm?"

"No, he hasn't arrived yet." Su Woyan said, "but he may go anytime."

Kurosaki Ichigo wanted to ask, what kind of enmity should this be? He had already planned it before he died.

Kurosaki Ichigo asked, "A seriously ill patient?"

"No, he's a suicide enthusiast." Su Woyan turned off the phone screen, "I'll send the photos to your email later, please."

Kurosaki Ichigo scratched his hair, thinking, there are so many weirdos these days.

The day before the make-up exam, Su Woyan made a detour to Xiude Middle School.

In order not to be expelled from Xiongying High School, she had to lower her head to ask the magic stick to borrow something.

Speaking of this magic stick, that is, Shintaro Midorima.

He is a basketball player and has been the main player of the basketball club from elementary school to high school.

Logically speaking, playing basketball is a sport that requires hard work, hard work and passion.

Midorima Shintaro also worked hard and struggled, and under his indifferent appearance, there was a heart that loved basketball.

But Su Woyan always felt that what he participated in was not a sports competition, but a super power competition.

Have you ever seen a sharpshooter who can make a shot no matter how far he is from the basket?

Have you ever seen a point guard kneeling while watching everyone?

……

Su Woyan has seen it before, and she always feels that these skills should not appear in sports competitions.

The most frightening thing is that these cheating guys are in the same junior high school and shine on the same basketball team.

Su Woyan went to a game with the ticket sent by Shintaro Midorima, and completely began to doubt life.

Midorima Shintaro has always said that he has no personality.

Before Su Woyan watched the game, she always felt that Midorima Shintaro was lying to her.

Obviously she is the one who has been having strange experiences all the time, but Midorima Shintaro is even more clever than her, and has reached the point where he believes in the mascot recommended in the morning divination.

Su Woyan was completely convinced after watching the game that Shintaro Midorima was lying to her.

How can someone without personality play basketball like this?

These six people from Diguang Middle School are obviously playing super-powered basketball.

The next day, Su Woyan took the borrowed pencil and handed in the paper confidently.

Seeing her disrespectful pace when she left, Teacher Mike always felt that my classmate Su was driven crazy.

When Su Woyan did the questions yesterday, there were 150 multiple-choice questions, all of which cleverly avoided the correct answer.

While teaching her the questions, Mr. Mike thought: To be so wrong is, in a sense, as difficult as doing everything right.

Alas, she is so confident.

I'm afraid it's not crazy.

I'd better tell Mr. Aizawa to inform Su Woyan's parents to pay attention to the child's psychological state.

As a result, Su Woyan's teachers of various subjects were stunned when correcting the papers.

As long as the multiple-choice questions accounted for a large part, they all got high scores, and they passed every subject successfully.

"Isn't this very well done?"

"Yeah, the correct rate of multiple-choice questions is so high, and if you are willing to answer well in the future, it is no problem to rank in the top five."

"Hey, Mr. Aizawa, come and take a look at the test papers of the students in your class!"

……

In the end, the teachers of various subjects who were amazed at the test papers came to a conclusion.

——Su Woyan is a smart child, she just deliberately pretended to be a poor student to fail the exam.

Su Woyan, who was on the way to return the pencil, sneezed.

The author has something to say: Su Woyan has a high force value, and I will write in detail later.

I have never known whether the black and blue worldview has been integrated with my British worldview, whether the black and blue people have personality or no personality...

Horse monkey shochu and Yokohama

After passing the make-up exam, Su Woyan's first summer vacation after transferring to another school began.

After reluctantly repaying Midorima Shintaro's favor with a meal of Okonomiyaki, she went home to pack her luggage.

Su Woyan plans to go to Yokohama for the summer vacation.

The heroine's physique is causing trouble, and she will definitely bring all kinds of wild accidents to Yokohama.

But what can be done?

Her parents' current address is in Yokohama, so she has to go home, right?

Moreover, it was not without reason that he went to Yokohama without fear of an accident.

Based on all the things that happened during this period, Su Gayan would not be able to relieve his anger at all unless he beat Dazai Osamu hard.

Lupine bar at night.

Su Woyan stepped on the creaking wooden stairs and walked all the way down into the bar.

The Lupine Bar, which is built underground, has little traffic.

Those who come often are regular customers, and these regular customers are not considered good people in the eyes of the outside world.

Oda Sakunosuke, a grassroots mafia who doesn't want to kill people and does all kinds of dirty work.

Ango Sakaguchi, who looks rigid and serious, is actually a Hong Kong gangster intelligence agent who is possessed by a spirit.

Osamu Dazai, a walking black mud monster, will often get credit at bars, the youngest cadre of Hong Kong gangsters.

And a cat.

When Su Woyan came over, Sanhuamao would move away from the chair in front of the stage and rest somewhere else.

Osamu Dazai often calls the cat "teacher" because the cat is very smart.

"A glass of peach sparkling water." Su Woyan pulled out the chair and sat down.

The boiled peach jam is placed in a square glass, and a quarter of a lime is mashed and thrown into it.

White sparkling water flows down the glass rod, making a refreshing drink.

Just after receiving the prepared sparkling water drink, the bandaged geek in a black suit stepped down the stairs.

He walked to the bar and sat down familiarly:

"Whiskey on the rocks, this lady's treat."

This weirdo with bandages is the youngest cadre of Hong Kong gangsters, and his various behaviors frequently ruled Su Wo's crazy Dazai.

His skin was pale, his features were between a boy and an adult man, and his eyes were full of tenderness.

Osamu Dazai looked like a very soft person—that is to say, his black curly hair.

Beautiful, gentle, handsome, just looking at his appearance, he can be superimposed with many complimenting adjectives.

But unfortunately, except for "handsome", all of these adjectives are not true.

Dazai had bandages wrapped around his face, neck and arms and even covered one eye with a bandage.

Looks like a seriously injured patient.

But in fact, this guy is a normal person with sound body parts.

Well, the outfit of a normal person is actually not normal at all in a sense.

Su Woyan wanted to complain about him countless times, donating his eyes to those in need without the hassle.

Su Woyan turned his head and glanced at him.

Su Woyan didn't expressly agree to the treat, but he didn't refuse either.

Osamu Dazai is always like this. After a long time, she doesn't bother to get angry over such a trivial matter.

Su Woyan asked lightly: "Can people who have just been discharged from the hospital drink alcohol?"

"I haven't been discharged from the hospital yet, Yan Jiang."

Osamu Dazai smiled and said, "Give me the whiskey, so I can die faster."

Su Wo said: "..."

Su Wo said, "Give him a glass of green juice instead."

"No, I want whiskey."

Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand, and carefully pulled the corner of Su Gayan's coat.

"Yan Jiang, treat me to whiskey, I don't want green juice."

Sometimes this guy is very mature, and sometimes he deliberately shows this naive look.

Su Woyan often felt that there was a thick layer of fog covering his body, making it difficult for people to see through.

Su Woyan knocked off Osamu Dazai's hand that was holding onto the corner of his clothes.

She took out the things Osamu Dazai had just put in from the coat pocket.

A small black button, the surface is made of a somewhat frosted rough material, which seems to have good air permeability.

Su Woyan asked, "Why did you put a bug in my pocket?"

"..."